I put my wife together [Unlimited Stream]

Homan: ? ?

What do you want to do!

She suddenly had a bad premonition. The main reason was that at this time, other people didn't react. They watched Xu Yang open his backpack and tried his best to stuff the glass jar with Homan in it.

While stuffing it back, he said: "Friend, after I've finished helping you, it's your turn to help me, you will agree, right!"

Homan:! !

Let me die!I want to die!

At this time, Xu Yang had already heard the system's notification tone, and the dungeon was about to end, and she didn't even have time to say goodbye to the people she knew, because it was more important to take the special products away.

Xu Yang was confident and confident: "There is no one you care about in this world anymore, come with me, let's go bravely to the end of the world!"

She forcibly stuffed Homan into the bag, and found that the zipper could not be closed, so she turned her head and said goodbye to the others: "Goodbye friends, I am going on a long voyage tonight, don't worry about me, Homan will I make paddles~”

Homan: Go-you-ma-da!

When Homan was terrified, the dungeon had already entered the settlement state. The normal settlement process is very fast. Xu Yang can exit the dungeon in two or three seconds. At the fastest time, she returned to reality in just a blink of an eye. .

But today I don't know why, maybe there is a bug in the system. Xu Yang waited quietly for a long time, but he couldn't return to reality. System: "Are you old and in disrepair, have a bug? Can you settle it quickly!"

Why was the speed so fast before, she was ejected before she even said a word to her girlfriend, why is it so slow this time?

The system probably didn't expect Xu Yang to be so shameless. After checking the situation, it forcibly endured the anger: "Put down the things in your bag!"

"Why! This is a prop I got in this dungeon, why can't I take it away!" Xu Yang said loudly: "Are you targeting me! As a system, how can you have a private mood when you work Woolen cloth!"

system:……

"NPCs are not props! They cannot be taken out of the dungeon!"

"Nonsense! There were people with birds before! Humans and animals are essentially the same, they are living beings, why can birds be human but not! I want to protest! Humans have human rights! Why can birds be Take the props away! Humans are not allowed!" Xu Yang's face was full of justice: "Or do you discriminate against birds, humans are NPCs, but birds are not? I condemn you on behalf of all birds and humans!"

system:……

It was a little messed up at this moment, but the system clearly knew that Xu Yang couldn't be allowed to do this. Once he did, who knows what else this guy wants to bring out of the dungeon.

"As a human NPC, it is absolutely impossible to bring out a copy, so stop sophistry."

Yo, the system has been upgraded, and the word sophistry is still used.

But Xu Yang was right, she held her girlfriend in her left hand: "But my girlfriend can follow me to the next dungeon, why can't Homan! Although my girlfriend is very cute, excellent, and beautiful , Homan is indeed incomparable, but in essence they are the same!"

"And Homan is voluntary! Right!"

Homan in the bag: ...

She said with difficulty: "Actually, I can stay..."

"No! As a friend, how can I leave you alone in the dungeon! The system will definitely be moved by our friendship, right?"

system:……

It regretted countless times why it pulled Xu Yang into the dungeon back then, and wanted to go back to that point in time countless times, and slap the cheap self away.

But no, Xu Yang's soul has been recorded by the system, either she clears the entire game and takes away the rewards, or dies in the game and loses her soul to the system.

There is no third possibility.

Regrets, regrets, regrets, regrets, regrets, regrets, regrets, regrets cremated regrets, regrets dead.

"no……"

"Birds can, my girlfriend can, but Homan can't?" Xu Yang said sadly: "Are you discriminating against Homan?"

"As a game developer, you should face up to your own bugs. When I signed a contract with you with my soul, I saw in the contract that players will be treated fairly and justly. It's fine if you always cheat me. , You can’t treat them differently at this time! And you can bully me, how can you bully my friends!” Xu Yang said sadly: “I want to report to the higher authorities! As a player, I demand the same treatment as all players !"

The system doesn't want to pay attention to Xu Yang at all, but the system has indeed signed a contract with all players, and the soul is very precious, so although the emptiness inside is biased towards the system, it does protect the rights and interests of the players.

This was also one of the reasons why the system really wanted to kill Xu Yang, but it really couldn't do it secretly.

The system is more like an administrator than a group owner. It abides by the rules left by the group owner, and makes up for some small loopholes in the process of self-evolution. Xu Yang is indeed irrational, but Homan's existence happens to be in the gray strip.

She is not a complete person, she fits both the identity of an NPC and the identity of a prop, it is right to deal with it from either side, and it is wrong to deal with it from either side.

Forget it, anyway, Homan only has his brain left, so what if he was taken away by Xu Yang?

Her strength lies in her intelligence and knowledge. In this world, it is because there are many people who can help her. Homan dictates and those people practice to create something.

After following Xu Yang into the dungeon, the time of each dungeon is short, and there may not be such a person in the dungeon who can keep up with Homan's thinking and help her invent.

It doesn't hurt if you think about it.

"You can take it away, but this is the last time. I hope you will stop thinking about taking advantage of system loopholes. This crooked way cannot make you stronger. As a system, I will not tolerate you again and again. I hope you can do it yourself."

"Oh Tongzi, you're talking more and more like a human being." Xu Yang sighed.

system:……

I always feel like I'm being scolded.

Xu Yang raised Homan happily: "Friend, we can sail together tonight, don't thank me, this is what I should do."

Homan: ...

I really want to cry, but I can't cry.

Why would she know this bastard!

After reaching a consensus with the system, Xu Yang successfully left the dungeon. After returning to reality, she immediately dialed a phone number: "Hello? Do me a favor."

Two days later, after a long train ride, Xu Wencai rushed over and rubbed his temples: "This is the first time you have contacted me. Is there anything I can do for you?"

"some."

At the beginning, the two of them secretly exchanged contact information during the dungeon, but there was very little communication. After all, they were both busy with the dungeon, and only occasionally chatted on VX, but the relationship has always been good.

Xu Yang smiled and said, "Let's go together in the next dungeon? Oh, by the way, you know a lot of players, do you know any scientific researchers? It's fine if you have some skills. I've found a support for us."

It is impossible to form a team in this game, which is common sense, but after Xu Wencai cleared the dungeon where he met Xu Yang, he got a very special item from the monster.

Probably the monster's "love" for Xu Wencai was heavy and distorted. The last wish before disappearing was that Xu Wencai could live well, so it dropped a very extreme skill to Xu Wencai.

Xu Wencai can bind other players, but only players. That player can help her bear half of the damage she suffers. In other words, even fatal damage, once half of it is shared by others, it will become no longer fatal.

This is equivalent to one more life.

And the damage suffered by that player will not be fed back to Xu Wencai, this is a one-way channel.

It was the deformed wish of the monster that gave Xu Wencai this ability. The only disadvantage is that another person must volunteer, and after binding, they will appear in the same instance for the duration of the entire instance.

Maybe for many players, they don't want to take this risk. After all, this skill is beneficial to Xu Wencai, but it has little benefit to the other party.

But Xu Yang doesn't care, she needs Xu Wencai's ability, Xu Wencai can bind up to two people, they can form a team, Xu Yang can't find a tool by himself.

That's what she thought of when she saw Homan's brain.

"Understood." Xu Wencai had seen Xu Yang's abilities, and had a good relationship with Xu Yang, and was happy to team up with Xu Yang.

"I will help you find someone, but such a person may not be easy to find..."

"It's okay, just take your time." Xu Yang said melancholy: "I don't know how many copies there will be in the future, maybe there will be a long, long time..."

"Well, according to the law, my next dungeon should be a little earlier than yours. After all, I have fewer dungeons than you, and the frequency will be higher. Then when I make the next dungeon, I will apply to bind you." Be sure, remember to pass it." Xu Wencai has not tried whether it can be bound to other players outside the instance.

But Xu Yang said that it would be a big deal to break with the system. The skill rules didn't say that they couldn't be bound to players outside the instance, but only said that the binding objects could only be players.

In this case, if the system does not allow it, then it is a loophole in the system, just reason with it.

If it doesn't make sense for a while, just talk for a while.

Xu Wencai thought it made sense, and gave Xu Yang a thumbs up.

A system that doesn't know what's going to happen next, and doesn't know what it's about to face, Xu Yang, but she's a woman who will lead everyone around her astray.

Meeting Xu Yang was only the beginning of its grief.