Her Majesty the Queen is getting married

With the crisp sound of clogs, Urahara Kisuke, who was only wearing a loose white bathrobe, came out from behind the rocks, and he gently shook his small fan to cover the lower half of his face: "Ah la la, what a shame I didn't expect that I would encounter something terrible when I came to soak in a hot spring."

"It's actually you. In the past, you took good care of His Majesty. But today you came here by accident. Since you bumped into each other, you should obediently stay and be His Majesty's food." Wei Junqing gently pushed away and lay on top of him. Future, who seemed to be sucking him dry, could only stand up against the side of the hot spring pool because of the powerlessness of excessive blood loss, and most of the originally serious and tense atmosphere dissipated in an instant.

With the other hand, Urahara held the Hong Ji who was disguised as a cane and never left his body, and tapped the ground: "Just because you are like this, you still want to threaten me? It's too disrespectful for me, the captain."

Wei Junqing touched the wound that had healed, and smiled: "I'm just His Majesty's Zanpakuto, and you still have to rely on Your Majesty to capture prey. Sure enough, I can't satisfy Your Majesty alone." Looking affectionately at the future, he shook his head and dispersed.

For a moment, only Mirai and Urahara were left in the hot spring, but neither of them made any moves.

'Ding--'

The sound of the Zanpakuto falling seemed to turn on a switch, and Mirai slowly raised his head, his originally beautiful purple eyes were stained crimson by the color of blood, just like Mirai's surname, warm and pure like a cherry blossom in full bloom.Urahara easily found his own reflection in the opponent's eyes, but the beast-like eyes... He sighed softly: "Have you really lost your mind? Binding Tao 61, the six-stick light prison."

Six sheets of light blocked all possible directions in the future, and before Urahara could breathe a sigh of relief, he saw the sheets of light dissipate from the inside out into spots of light.

Even though he was a Kido who had abandoned his chants, even though he was just a newly appointed captain, even though he was only in charge of research and development, he was still a captain with the quality assurance department to ensure his strength.However, this is the first time he has seen the way of breaking the ghost way in the future, and Urahara once again pointed to the future: "63 of binding the way, the lock bar lock!"

Future tilted her head slightly, and grasped one of the chains binding her body with her backhand in some confusion. The scene just now was repeated. The huge snake-shaped chains turned gray section by section, and broke into pieces when she moved again. ground dust.

The future evoked the same elegant smile as usual, but with the blood on the corner of her mouth, she became coquettish: "Ants... ants blocking the way... all, go to hell..."

Seeing the gray ground rapidly approaching him, Urahara leaped high, but his curiosity was completely hooked by the future: "Since ghosts can't do it, then... restrain them, Hong Ji."

The cane made a melodious ringing sound, and a red knot hung down from where the gauntlet should have been, shaking gently as if responding to Urahara's order, black and red Reiatsu intertwined into a net and descended from the sky.

And Mirai didn't intend to pick up his Zanpakuto in front of him to fight, but continued to approach Urahara staggeringly, as if those web-like spiritual pressure did not exist: "Not enough...not enough...you...give it to me ..."

What surprised Urahara even more was that she passed through the spiritual pressure unscathed, and the part of the spiritual net she passed disappeared completely, as if, as if that part of the spiritual pressure was swallowed up!

After only being dazed for a few seconds, Urahara found that his feet could no longer move. The dense green plants climbed on his feet and quickly spread upwards along his legs, and with such a thickness...... He had a premonition, even Hong Ji couldn't stop chopping this strange plant.

"Play with fire, Hongji!" Since it can't be cut, burn it. Urahara stuck the tip of Hongji's knife down on the ground, and felt that the plants seemed to swim to strange places on his body, "Counting bead system!"

Countless small fireballs splashed out, and exploded violently around him. The fire element did indeed suppress the plants, and the outermost green plants slowly turned yellow and withered, but what Urahara did not expect was that the flames burned faster than Far less than the growth speed of the plants, those flames completely irritated the winding plants like a provocation. They began to secrete slippery mucus, which not only wetted Urahara's bathrobe, but also from the wide cuffs and vacuum wrapped around his body.

"Hmm—let it go..." The most vulnerable part of being a man was suddenly attacked, what surprised and frightened Urahara was that what he felt was not pain but pleasure? !What the hell is this? Urahara swears that the playground he built for Yeichi never grew such a damned animal or animal!However, he didn't dare to attack his key parts, so he could only grit his teeth and read out the opening words so that Hong Ji's defense could stick to his body, so as not to be humiliated by this strange plant: "Cry, Hong Ji, the blood of the red girl!" shield!"

Just when Urahara put his energy on those shameless plants, a person he had temporarily forgotten began to feel his presence—Future's hand was caressing his neck from behind, and his ears seemed to be able to feel her breathing.

"Hey, I got you."

Mirai smiled from an angle that Urahara couldn't see, like a naive child who got his favorite candy and bit down on the carotid artery.

He didn't bite, and his tooth was broken.

Mirai stared at Urahara's neck with tears in his eyes, and raised the hand that had swallowed up Kidou and Reiatsu with just a mere touch.

"..."

Urahara, who had just breathed a sigh of relief because of the shield of blood, wanted to cry but found that if he didn't stretch out his neck and obediently let the future bite, he might not only lose his blood, but also lose his virginity and even his life. give away.

"What the hell did I do? I just want to soak in a hot spring..." Urahara muttered unwillingly, and just removed the blood shield in a small area around the carotid artery, then closed his eyes He automatically sent his own neck to Future's mouth, "Just treat it as a blood donation."

The only thing that makes Urahara feel lucky is that since the future began to suck blood, those ghost animals stopped their ghost behavior.

Although Wei Junqing may have concealed or deceived in what he said about the future, there is one thing that he did not lie. The effect of the blood of the god of death with powerful spiritual power is much better than that of ordinary souls, which is specifically reflected in the fact that the future has not yet got Urahara. He has regained his sanity after bloodshed.

"Junqing, are you okay..." Future opened his eyes, and was taken aback by the blond man in front of him. He took a closer look, "Pu, captain Urahara?! How could..."

Although Urahara didn't lose blood to the point of death, he was already so weak that he couldn't support his body at all. Fortunately, he could still talk: "Although I have been doubting it all the time, I really know that you are the one who caused the loss of spirit seeds from Area 76 to Area 79." The culprit is still a little surprised."

Mirai smiled wryly and directed the plant, which was dying just now, to make a cushion as comfortable as possible, so that Urahara could lie down a little more comfortably: "Actually, I have no memory of that incident at all."

"Just like just now, irrational?" Urahara frowned, getting along these days gave him a little understanding of how he would be in the future, not to mention that he claimed to be very accurate in judging people.But believe it or not, this unconscious state in the future is really too dangerous, for the soul world...

"Probably, I don't know either."

Hong Ji from Urahara pulled out of the sheath again and stabbed at Future's heart, but because her body was soft and the plants under her began to move around again, Hong Ji fell to the ground before touching Future.

Picking up Hong Ji in the future, throwing it a little farther, he looked down at Pu Yuan condescendingly: "You want to kill me."

"You are too harmful to the world of corpses and souls." Urahara still did not give up, and chanted to the future, "88 of the broken way, Feilong-"

A thick vine curled up and got into Urahara's mouth, blocking all his unfinished chant. Not only that, the vine rubbing against his lips and tongue seemed to want to wriggle into a deeper place, as if even the air I don't want to leave him a little bit.It wasn't until the future stopped those vines that he stopped moving, Urahara felt that he finally understood what it means to live like a year.

"Don't make trouble, let him go, as my servant, he can't hurt me no matter what."

The plants that do all kinds of strange and inhumane things to Urahara are obedient in the face of the future, like the most loyal canines, and they do everything they can to show their cuteness by shaking leaves and rubbing their palms.

Urahara retched for a long time before he could speak again: "Servant, what's going on?"

After thinking about it in the future, I decided to popularize the basic knowledge of vampires for Urahara. The sudden disappearance of a captain in the Soul Society will definitely cause panic. Although she has enough methods to clear her suspicions, but..." For Ye Yi's sake, let you become my descendant."

"Wait! Servant, descendant, what are you talking about?!"

Mirai smiles, but from Urahara's bottom-up perspective...it can really be described as eerie: "Haven't you heard the legend about vampires in this world? People who are bitten by vampires will also become vampires. But this is a legend only for purebloods, and unfortunately I am a pureblood. Of course, you can choose not to accept my inheritance, but I'm afraid you can't bear the consequences."

"……why?"

"Accept my inheritance, and you will become a high-level vampire second only to pure blood; but if you don't accept it," Future deliberately showed two canine teeth, "you will completely lose your mind just like I did just now Looking for food, but I can regain my sanity, and you will never be able to."

The author has something to say: I finally caught up with OTL so I don't want to be locked up in a dark room!