COSER, summoned by the strongest

【Riko Amane】

"Are there too many buttons?"

Riko Tennouchi held her school uniform design drawing, showing a troubled expression.

While ironing her clothes, Kuroi Misato said: "Miss, you have changed the school uniform seven or eight styles, are you still satisfied?"

"Hmm..." Riko Tennouchi propped her head and said, "It's true that I have changed several times, but I still feel unsatisfied. Really, why do you have to design the school uniforms yourself!"

Kuroi Misato said with a smile: "You can also wear the default style."

"No, no!" Riko Tenuchi said firmly, "I must design the most perfect school uniform for myself!"

dong dong dong.

Riko Tenuchi raised her voice: "Please come in!"

It was Al who opened the door.

Al held a thick booklet and asked Tennai Riko: "Do you need the school uniform design drawings submitted by students of the past generations?"

Riko Tennai let out a "wow", "I need it, I need it very much!"

She took the thick booklet, flipped through a few pages, and exclaimed, "A lot, where did you get it?"

"It's in the archives of the college. I borrowed it. Remember to take it with you when you go to school."

Riko's eyes sparkled: "Al, what's it like to study in a high school?"

Al thought about it seriously: "Well...Actually, I only lived in the college for one year, so I don't know much about it. However, the cafeteria of the college is delicious, and I can meet many graduates of the college in the cafeteria. Conjurer."

"Why do you have to go back to school for dinner after graduation?"

"Because it's one of the centers of the Japanese magic world. In our words, it's equivalent to the headquarters? Or is it a fixed base?"

"So that's how it is..."

Riko Tenuchi showed a distressed expression: "What if Master Tianyuan wants to see me? After all... After all, I ran away back then and failed to fulfill the duties of the astral body."

"Then you tell him that if you want to take Jie Jiang there, he will definitely not want to see you."

"Why? Is summer oil a nuisance?"

"Well, yes, because Jie Jiang will eat Tian Yuan raw, so if you use him as a shield, Master Tian Yuan will never see you in this life."

After failing to assimilate with the astral body, the Tian Yuan in this world has most likely evolved in the direction of the curse spirit as in the original book. If it is a curse spirit, it must be on Xia Youjie's recipe.

Riko Tennouchi gasped suddenly.

"It's so cruel, Xia You!"

Xia Youjie, the general patriarch passing by: "..."

When will he be able to eat Lord Tianyuan raw?

This is rumor, this is slander!

【Su Nuo finger】

Two-faced Su Nuo is a "monster" that really existed thousands of years ago. It is said that he has two heads, four hands, and four legs. He is the famous "King of Curses".

After his death, twenty of his fingers were scattered all over Japan.

"In this way, we have ten fingers on our side." Wu Tiao Wu casually tossed a Su Nuo finger, and asked curiously, "How powerful is he?"

Al removed the seal of one of the fingers, and in an instant, the surrounding curse spirits were attracted by the breath of Su Nuo's finger, and opened their bloody mouths on top of their heads. Al gave them a few punches skillfully, and then rubbed them Rub it, rub the caught spell spirits into spell balls, and put them into glass bottles.

In the glass bottle, more than thirty low-level spell spirits have been caught.

Al said firmly: "It must not be as good as you."

Wujo realized, and the remaining interest disappeared. He said to Al: "With the addition of those from the high school, we will have three quarters of the total. What do you want to do?"

Al hesitated and said: "Although it is not a threat to us, after we die, Su Nuo's finger is still a time bomb, destroy it if you can."

Gojo Satoru threw out the fingers in his hand, and said "He" casually. With a bang, the building in front of him was blasted into powder, but Su Nuo's fingers were safe.

He swayed his legs in boredom, and lazily said: "There is indeed one way to destroy it, and that is to let Su Nuo's container eat all the fingers, and then destroy Su Nuo's container, this is currently the most feasible method. "

Al wrapped the talisman paper back on Su Nuo's finger.

"Oh. But today, Ahui and Yuta went to play with Yuren again, and Yagi took them there."

"Ah, I know." Wujo Gojo said calmly, "I also asked them to bring some Xijiufu, a specialty of Sendai."

The little ghosts have a good relationship, and they run to each other's house every now and then, because Knotaba Yuhito's grandfather is not in good health, and Knotaba Yuren doesn't want to be away from his grandfather for too long, so Ahui and Yuta have been going to Sendai more often to bother him recently.

According to Fu Heihui, there is finally a second respectable companion in this world.

The first one is Otoko Yuta, and the second one is Knotweed Yuren.

A character that can be recognized by Ah Hui is definitely a good boy, so they can only find another way to deal with Su Nuo's fingers.

Al asked Wujo Wu: "Wu-chan, how many calories do you think Su Nuo's fingers contain?"

Wutiaowu: "..."

Wujo Wushi said truthfully, "Zero."

With an expression of "Really? I don't believe it", Al casually picked up a Su Nuo finger and threw it into his mouth, and immediately spit it out again.

Gojo Satoru suddenly showed a somewhat disgusted and curious expression.

"...How? How much magic power can be converted?"

Al disliked: "Zero."

He activated "Infinite Black Bean Paste" after a long time, and turned Su Nuo's finger into chocolate.

Dark chocolate, yoghurt sandwich milk chocolate, cocoa mousse sandwich chocolate... Well, now the calories are finally qualified!

Gojo Satoru took a piece of yoghurt-filled milk chocolate with a complicated expression, imitated Al and ate it for a while, and complained: "If others know what we are doing now, they will definitely die in shock."

"That's right." Al said: "Speaking of which, the Prison Gate can also be completely destroyed by this method."

"Ha, that thing is now the treasure of the Panxing Sect, Jie is reluctant."

"Oh, but Wujiang, isn't it me who is the treasure of the town's education?"

"Recognize the reality early, Al, you are too angry."

Sitting in an abandoned factory, they ate half of the famous Su Nuo fingers without a sense of ritual, leaving only a biscuit-filled milk chocolate for Xia Youjie.

The so-called sharing of blessings means eating processed and expired food together.

【Seven Seas builder, Hui Yuanxiong】

When he was in the fifth grade of the high school, Jianren Qihai began to prepare for the assessment of the Conjurer's Association. After graduation, he planned to work in the Conjurer's Association in Kyoto.

And Hui Yuanxiong is still worried about the future employment direction.

"It's like this. I don't think I'm suitable for serious work, but if Qihai goes alone, I don't trust him."

Came to Tokyo Conjuration College to see Riko Tenuchi, and Al, who was sitting in the cafeteria by the way, sat opposite him, and asked, "If you don't go to the Conjurer's Association, what kind of work do you plan to do?"

As Hui Yuanxiong's senior, he feels that he has an obligation to guide the growth of the younger generation.

"Hmm..." Hui Yuanxiong said distressedly: "First of all, exclude the individual conjurer! Senior Al, I don't think I am suitable for fighting alone!"

Al nodded earnestly, and agreed: "I understand, you are from the atmosphere group. No member of the atmosphere group can fight alone."

"Senior, what is an atmosphere group?"

"The atmosphere team refers to people who are good at creating atmosphere. Look at Qihai, she is so serious all day long. If you are not around to activate the atmosphere, other people will be very reserved."

Hui Yuanxiong's eyes lit up, "So that's it! Am I actually shouldering such an important mission?!"

He looked very happy, "So I really should be admitted to the Conjurer's Association with him!"

Al looked at him for a while, and said strangely: "You want to work with Qihai, right?"

"Of course! We are partners!"

"Then why do you hesitate?"

Hui Yuanyu frowned, "Because... Nanami thinks I'm not suitable to work there, and I think he's right."

"Um--"

Al grabbed Jianren Nanami who happened to be passing by.

Jianren Qihai who overheard the conversation: "..."

He looked away, but his tone was calm: "What's the matter, senior?"

"Why do you think Huiyuan is not suitable to work with you? You obviously have a good relationship."

Hui Yuanxiong suddenly became anxious: "Senior Al, that's not what I meant!"

Although Jianren Qihai's attitude really made him a little sad, but he definitely didn't mean to complain to Senior Al!

Jianren Qihai said helplessly: "This is the truth, senior."

He calmly expressed his thoughts: "It has only been a few years since the reform of the Conjurer's Association, and the former high-level officials still reject highly educated conjurers. There, compared with the work of conjurers, intrigue and infighting are more important. It takes energy, and I don't think Haibara would like that job."

Al asked him, "Then why do you want to go to the Society of Conjurers?"

Jianren Qihai replied: "I want to fight for a healthier working environment for my fellow conjurers."

——Get the right to speak, change those outdated rules, and let more magicians without background survive. This is the opportunity that Senior Al and the others fought for them with great difficulty. They must seize the opportunity to completely change the current magic world .

Aldao: "But Qihai, Huiyuan will be very worried about you."

"..."

"A guy like you who has a delicate mind and an inexplicable sense of mission always makes himself very tired, so listen to me, you need an atmosphere group, no, you need a partner."

"..."

Al gave Haibara a look.

Xiongfu Huihara was in his heart, and immediately said firmly: "Qihai, I have already decided that I will go to the Conjurer's Association after graduation. It is useless if you object! Although I really hate that kind of work environment, I hate those malicious people. My lord, but if we fight side by side, both you and I will be stronger and stronger than when we are alone! Besides, I also want to fight for the best future for my fellow conjurers. This is our Common dream!"

After a long time, Jianren Qihai sighed.

"I understand." He said guiltily, "I'm sorry, Huiyuan, I shouldn't take it for granted to make decisions for you."

"It's all right." Al patted Jianren Qihai on the shoulder and said, "Anyway, he didn't listen to your arrangement in the end."

Qihai Jianren: "..."

Hui Yuanxiong said sincerely: "Thank you, Al-senpai, you are really much more useful than you seem!"

Qihai Jianren: "..."

Al boldly said: "It's okay, this is called sympathy between the atmosphere groups, you're welcome, Huiyuan."

Qihai Jianren: "..."

Are you really sure that you are the atmosphere group?Is there some misunderstanding here?

【Yi Gu worries too much, prays for Lixiang】

"Ji Jun."

At the gate of Didan Primary School, Wuji Zhenzong took Qiben Lixiang's schoolbag and was about to pick up Yi Gu Yuta, but Yi Gu Yuta waved his hand.

"No need, I'll do it myself."

Wuji Zhenzong withdrew his hand as usual, and said, "Master Jin Meiji and Master Hui are not here today."

"Well, yes, it's strangely deserted."

Mukichi Zhenzong smiled and said: "Candlestick Kiriton has already picked up Nanako-sama and Mimiko-sama, and Maki-sama and Shinyo-sama said they are going to Sanshiroya, so they left by themselves."

As they grow up, they gradually stop going to and from school together, but act according to their own time and plan. The two pairs of twins act together 100% of the time, and the rest of the sibling group and childhood sweetheart group are relatively free. Most of the time It was Yuta Otoko and Megumi Fukuro who walked together, and Tsumiki and Rika Kimoto fell behind talking and laughing. But today, Yuta Otoko and Rika Kimoto are going to visit their mother's grave, so only Yuta Otoko and Rika Kimoto up.

It was rare for childhood sweethearts to be alone, and Wuji Zhenzong took a step ahead and walked in front of them with great insight.

Sure enough, after walking for a while, Kimoto Rika asked, "Yuta, do you really know what marriage means?"

Yi Guyou thought about it too much, and replied: "It means that you and Li Xiang have been together, like now, living together?"

Kimoto Rika curled her lips, "Almost, but I don't think Yuta really understands. Does Yuta know what love is?"

Yi Guyou hesitated too much, nodded, then shook his head immediately.

Kimoto Rika sighed.

"I knew it."

Otoko Yuta thought he had answered the question wrong, so he couldn't help showing a shameful expression. Kimoto Rika took his hand and said to him: "It's not Yuta's fault, boys are slower than girls in this respect. But , I am a very important person for you, right?"

"Of course!"

"Then Youtai must always remember that we have exchanged rings. Youtai must marry me in the future, and you must not change your mind."

Qiben Lixiang smiled and said: "Because Yuta's life has been booked in advance by me!"

Yi Gu Youtai scratched his head: "Well, although I don't understand, but we made an appointment, Lixiang, I won't regret it."

A large truck drove over and almost knocked down two children. Wuyoshi Zhenzong reacted quickly. He picked up Otoko Yuta and Kimoto Rika one by one, and hid far away with mobility far beyond human beings.

The big truck screeched to a screeching halt, barely stopping.

Qiben Lixiang said angrily: "How can you drive like this! There is an elementary school nearby, what if you bump into a child who is coming home from school!"

The driver of the big truck rolled down the window drunkenly and hiccupped: "No, I'm sorry..."

After saying that, he restarted the car and planned to leave just like that.

"Wow! He was drunk and driving!" Qiben Lixiang said angrily, "Wu Ji, call the police!"

【"Spiritual Adventure 4"】

"Spiritual Adventure", an outrageous variety show that insults people's IQ, can survive to the fourth season, and every sand sculpture netizen has an unshirkable responsibility.

On the day the fourth season aired, netizens said, "I'd like to see what else they can make up in the fourth season", while standing in front of the TV and computer on time.

"Ahhhhhhh! Here I come!"

"Squeak squeak!!!"

"Was there the Panxing Cult in the first episode? I knew there must be a Panxing Cult in this season, but I didn't expect it to appear in the first episode!"

"Damn, why are they again! Now "Spiritual Adventure" will not be filmed without them!"

"Panda! Panda! Look, that's Panda's latest limited edition pendant, I snatched it!"

"Don't complain, the script of "Spiritual Adventure" is getting more and more outrageous as it goes on. In the third season, even the land god of Thailand was made up. If there is no Pan Xingjiao, who would watch him talk nonsense."

"Pan Xing Sect, the real top class in the supernatural circle hhhhhh"

The story of the first issue is very simple and outrageous.

The incident happened in a small town under Mt. Fuji. Although Mt. Fuji is very famous and there are many tourists every year, the townspeople under Mt. Fuji still lived their lives leisurely until one day, one of the hotels caught fire .

The proprietress of the hotel said that late at night, a strange old man suddenly came to the stronghold, leaning on crutches, wearing a big hat on his head, and smoking with a strange pipe. Walk.

The proprietress stopped him.

"Guest, if you want to stay in the hotel, you have to register first."

The old man paused, "Oh, can you see the old man?"

The old man took off his hat, revealing a head shaped like Mount Fuji and eyes as big as a lantern. The proprietress screamed in fright. Afterwards, the hotel was engulfed in flames. Although the fire brigade arrived in time, there were still two people staying in the hotel. The guest was burned.

Al with long purple hair said excitedly: "Look, it's Jie-chan's magic time!"

Xia Youjie, the Patriarch of the Panxing Sect, stood in front of the hospital bed, stretched out his hand, and covered the scorched skin, and the injured began to heal at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"It's fucking outrageous!"

"The special effects are okay. The funds for "Spiritual Adventure 4" are all spent on the special effects of the godfather."

"Shut up, our patriarch is a strong man who can make headless corpses jump, you dare to question the strength of our Panxing sect patriarch?!"

"For a while, I couldn't tell whether it was a cross-dressing or something..."

"It's more than that, the ancestor held a funeral two years ago, and my mother cried so hard at his farewell ceremony, but after a month, he actually lived by himself."

They were still making complaints in the barrage, and the purple-haired heroic spirit on the screen hugged Xia Youjie, and said in comfort: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, mom, mom will always be proud of you! Mother's most beloved son!"

"Cough, cough, cough, Al, let me go!"

"...Al-sama's daily madness (1/1) is completed."

"Beware of Al who dyed purple hair."

"Al with purple hair is the scariest of all his characters, who agrees and who opposes?"

"agree."

"agree."

"agree."

In front of the TV at Xia You's house, Xia You's father and Xia You's mother silently watched their son on TV, feeling very complicated.

They know that most of the stories in "Spiritual Adventure" are true.

After years of no contact, the only way they could receive news from Xia Youjie was the variety show "Spiritual Adventure" and the official website of Panxingjiao.

With a sound of ding dong, Xia You's mother picked up the phone and checked that Xia Youjie's money for this month had also been deposited into their family's account on time.

"I said, the child's mother." Xia You's father asked her: "Do you want to go to the Panxing School to see the child? You have been suffering from backaches recently, and you can't find out the reason. Maybe it's this curse spirit. Woolen cloth."

【Honmaru】

"So, your parents came to see you?"

In the forging room of Honmaru, Gojo Satoru was dangling around with a small swordsmith shikigami.

Xia Youjie sat aside and responded wearily.

The scene at that time... really can be ranked in the top3 of the most embarrassing scenes in his life.

He felt that his face was already very thick, but when he suddenly saw his parents, the past accusations of "wanting to deliberately attract the attention of adults", "wanting to get others' attention", and "like to lie" surfaced in his ears again, with a business-like smile on his face. Almost didn't hang up.

He suddenly felt embarrassed.

Standing in front of his parents made him feel embarrassed.

In such an awkward and suffocating atmosphere, Al did one thing.

"Please go back."

Xia You and his wife were taken aback for a moment, they felt a subtle murderous aura inexplicably: "We are..."

Al interrupted: "I know you are Jay-chan's parents, but Jay-chan's mother is me now, and this is the home he built himself. He lives well here, and there are many people who trust him unconditionally and love him. With him, with his family behind him, he will never feel alone again."

"us--"

A pathological paranoid expression appeared on Al's face, and he raised his voice and said, "So, can you please stop bringing up his bad memories?"

"Al." Xia Youjie stopped him: "Okay, Al, I think...that's not what they mean."

Xia Youjie held down Al's hand, raised his other hand, and with a weak grip, pulled away the fourth-level curse spirit behind Xia You's mother.

"Okay...Mom, you won't have any more nightmares."

He turned around and was about to leave in a hurry when his father said, "Jie Jun."

"..."

"Although it's late, but...we now understand that you didn't lie before, and going to a college is also a correct choice. I'm sorry that we couldn't support you when you needed it most."

After a long time, Xia Youjie turned around and said with a smile, "I am the one. I have caused you a lot of trouble since you were young, and I know it all. Because of me, my father is always gossiped in the company, and so is my mother... ...I'm sorry, Dad, Mom. Actually, I also want to be a normal child, but in the end...it became like this, haha."

He said: "If you don't mind, I will still go back to Sendai to see you in the future."

Xia You's father nodded, took Xia You's mother who couldn't help crying and left, and the believers who were still in the hall looked at me and I looked at you, the atmosphere was still awkward for a while.

At this moment, the heroic spirit with long purple hair stomped his feet vigorously, and finally couldn't bear it any longer: "I am! Your mother!!!!!!!"

……

Xia Youjie covered his face and said tiredly: "Now all the believers know that Al is my mother, and they have a cold war with me because I have two mothers."

He died on the spot, but that's all.

Gojo Satoru laughed unconscionably, and threw the swordsmith back to the forge. The little swordsmith painstakingly injected the set spiritual power into the sword, and in the radiance, a short blue-haired man with a body appeared. A boy in military uniform.

Gojo Wu & Xia Youjie: "!!!"

Phase one... A shock! ! !

How many years have passed, one issue and one strike!finally come!

【Yamazaki retreat】

The world of conjuration has been extremely busy because of a reform. It will be two years after everything settles down.

The conjurers of higher education passed the examination and entered the Conjurer Association continuously. With Panxing teaching them as the background, the conjurers would not be timid when working. Nowadays, conjurers from ordinary families gradually Having mastered the real right to speak, and the high-level people who have undergone labor reform in "Shanze Village" no longer look at people with their nostrils like before, and barely learned to "give up" opportunities to young people.

Yamazaki Tai, who witnessed this reform with his own eyes, was very pleased. Counting the days, he has been an assistant supervisor for more than four years. In the past two years, due to the investment of the sword man and the magician robot, the casualty rate of the magician has been greatly reduced. The high school no longer needs so much auxiliary supervision.

After thinking about it for a long time, Yamazaki made a decision.

He intends to resign.

Resigned from the post of assistant supervisor and returned to Gintama High School to be a teacher of spells, teaching ordinary students to control spells.

As far as he knows, the current Gintama High School just lacks a spell teacher.

Just when Yamazaki Tui was thinking about how to say this to Master Al and Master Leyansi, Master Leyansi called him away again.

"Mountain Ghost Lord."

The headmaster of Leyan Temple looked solemn, Yamazaki twitched his eyelids, and was immediately enveloped by an ominous premonition.

"Have I mentioned a person to you, his name is Yamazaki Tai, and he is the best assistant supervisor of our Kyoto High School of Magic?"

Yamazaki Tai: "..."

Isn't it the best undercover?When did he upgrade to the best assistant supervisor?

Yamazaki Tei bit the bullet and replied: "Yes, you mentioned it."

The principal of Leyan Temple sighed: "He hasn't heard from him for a long time. The last news he sent to us was the collusion between the Panxing Sect and the wise curse spirit. A trap of the Star Cult. Yamazaki-kun... I am afraid that he has been discovered as an undercover agent a long time ago, and it is already more ominous."

Yamazaki Tai: "..."

No, no, he no longer contacted the Kyoto High School of Conjuration as Yamazaki Tai, it was because he was guilty, not because he was killed!

Yamazaki retreated guiltily and looked away: "Lord Leyansi, please accept your condolences."

The principal of Leyan Temple sighed.

He seemed to find it difficult to say it, but he had to say it, because this matter was not decided by him alone, but a matter unanimously decided by all high-level officials, he had to say it.

"I didn't want to arrange such a task for you, but if I don't install a member of my own in the Panxing Sect, the original high-level people will be too scared to eat."

Yamazaki twitched his lips, "You mean—"

"Shangui-kun, please sneak into the Panxing Sect and become our eyeliner in the Panxing Sect. I never make mistakes in seeing people. You will definitely surpass Yamazaki-kun and become the best undercover agent!"

Yamazaki Tai: "..."

Ah.

He is the strongest undercover agent, he already understood.