COSER, summoned by the strongest

At ten o'clock in the morning, Al and Xia Youjie returned to school on time.

The heroic spirit with long purple hair strode into the school, with an elegant posture and a calm expression, but Xia Youjie beside him was haggard, with a tired look of doubting life.

"Jay sauce."

Xia Youjie came back to his senses: "Huh?"

Berserker said softly, "Put your chest up, don't frown."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Seeing that he didn't answer for a long time, Berserker turned around and came over to correct his posture by himself. Berserker said in a loving tone: "You should keep your back straight. Your age is just the time to grow your body. At this time, when your hunchback grows up, you can change your posture." But come."

Xia Youjie: "..."

He is not a hunchback, he is physically and mentally exhausted after suffering a huge change.

With a numb face, he followed Berserker, who had switched personalities again and again, into the school gate, only to hear Berserker exclaim with disbelief on his face: "So--such a dilapidated school can really take good care of my children. ?"

children……

The corners of Xia Youjie's mouth twitched uncontrollably. While guessing who was included in the "children", he said speechlessly: "You have lived here for so long, so you think the school is broken?"

Berserker automatically ignored his complaints, and saw Heroic Spirit walked around the school for a while with a puzzled expression on his face, and said solemnly: "This school smells like a barren and rotten old man."

"..."

Rotten old man?

Of course, there are no rotten old men here, and the rotten old men are all in the Kyoto school, but if you insist on old men, there is only one elderly current principal who is relatively sidelined.

"Berserker!" Xia Youjie said in surprise, "Where are you going?!"

The purple-haired Berserker turned around and grabbed Xia Youjie's arm, acting like a mother dragging a disobedient bear son shopping: "Jie sauce, come with mom, we need to find out the source of the rot and throw it away first." Just go out, the air is too polluted and it will seriously damage your physical and mental health."

"Hey, you're not going to throw the principal out of the school, are you?!"

Berserker turned a deaf ear and said, "Where is it? That's weird, is it the whole school that has a problem—"

"Hey! Two-way communication with me!"

"Jay."

Ye Mozheng opened the window of the office, and asked with a puzzled look: "Why did you come back so early... Who is this?"

Long purple hair, purple tights, androgynous face, wearing the kind of ancient arm armor that only appears in TV dramas, and even a very handsome knife... Which stage actor is this and runs away without taking off his makeup? Out?

Berserker was stunned for a moment, then walked forward enthusiastically, grasped the hand of the moth Zhengdao, and said softly: "Hello, teacher, I am sorry to come to visit you now. Thank you so much for taking care of me.”

Xia Youjie: "..."

Noctua was stunned.

He had met Xia Youjie's parents before, and he had the impression that they were two ordinary people who were a bit rigid, but because Al's attitude was too straightforward, he subconsciously believed that this strange person in front of him belonged to Xia Youjie... Uh, mom ?

Ye Mozheng said dryly: "You are serious, taking care of the students is the teacher's responsibility. And the child Jie has always performed very well..."

Xia Youjie covered his face in pain.

Ye Mozheng looked suspiciously at Xia Youjie who reacted strongly, and swallowed the remaining polite words into his throat.

Is it his illusion?I always feel that something is not right.

Berserker turned a blind eye to the strange atmosphere around him, and said to himself: "You are a tolerant and loving teacher. With a reliable teacher like you, I can rest assured as a mother. Oh, I just wanted to do What's going on?"

Xia Youjie quickly grabbed him: "Berserker, we are going back to the dormitory to find Wu, have you forgotten?"

Berserker tilted his head in doubt, "Is that so?"

He was about to recall carefully, but Xia Youjie dragged him away involuntarily.

"Slow down, Jay-chan!"

Ye Mozheng looked at the two figures walking towards the dormitory, and murmured thoughtfully, "Berserker...?"

Xia Youjie took Berserker and walked quickly to the school's dormitory building. He was afraid that Berserker would assassinate the principal under the pretext of "handling the source of rotten items", so he used the dormitory to change the subject: "Berserker, do you still remember this place? Here It's our dormitory, you should remember your own room, right?"

"Ah, it's the smell of children."

"……what?"

Berserker walked in enthusiastically, and said in a passionate tone: "What a warm mother-child relationship! This is the home of me and the children, um, yes, probably, it is indeed so! Ah la la, let mom see See which little slacker hasn't woken up yet!"

Xia Youjie watched Yingling turn left smoothly, and then directly opened the door of Gojo Wu's room.

Yingling walked in familiarly, and opened the curtains of Gojo Wu's room, and a large swath of sunlight streamed in, instantly illuminating the dim room.

"Yeah, great sunshine!"

Heroic Spirit opened the window again to get some air, and afterward, Berserker, who hadn't seen anyone outside, lifted Gojo Satoru's quilt!

"Good morning, Wu-chan, good boy, it's time to wake up!"

Gojo Satoru had already noticed when they opened the door and came in, he opened his eyes impatiently, "What are you doing..."

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a strange guy standing in front of the bed with a smile all over his face. Gojo Gojo was taken aback, looking a little dazed.

"..."

He looked at Berserker in front of him, then at Xia Youjie outside the door with a numb face, and then at Berserker in front of him.

After repeating it several times, Gojo Satoru asked in surprise, "Al?"

Berserker held Wujo Satoru's face, pressed his face into his chest, and gave him a warm hug: "Good boy, the sun is drying your ass, get up quickly. Really, look The things in this place stayed up late yesterday to play games again, right?"

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what's wrong with him?!"

This "again" is really intriguing.

Xia Youjie pursed his lips wearily: "That's great, you can feel it too."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Gojo Satoru rarely cared: "Are you okay, Jie?"

Xia Youjie showed him a broken smile.

Wutiaowu: "..."

No, it's definitely not all right, it's just that Al's schizophrenia has been ravaged by him!

On the other side, Al let go of Gojo Satoru, cleaned up the messy house on his own, and took out the vacuum cleaner from the locker to clean the floor.

Amidst the buzzing noise, the two male high school students stared dumbfounded at Al who changed his personality again and cleaned the room for Gojo Satoru himself.

Gojo Satoru was puzzled: "Why? Didn't you just go back home?"

Xia Youjie sighed: "I probably know why, but..."

He thought about this question all the way, no matter how he thought, the problem should be caused by the conversation last night.

Think about it, they just made an appointment last night to be each other's family members, and when he woke up the next day, he had an extra mother. It's really hard not to associate them together.

He rubbed the center of his brows, and said tiredly: "It's a long story, I don't want to say it."

Gojo Goto said sharply: "Hey, Jie, it can't be that guy Al who found out that you really lack maternal love, so he wanted to be your mother himself, right?"

"...Do you want to fight you?"

"It's early in the morning, can't you be quiet?"

The housemate, who was still in pajamas, came out clattering his slippers, and said angrily, "It's only 09:30, don't you know that the morning of the rest day starts in the afternoon? It's still late at night."

"...Glass, good morning."

"Yo, nitro!"

Jia Ruozi stretched out his hand to Xia Youjie: "I'm back, where are my cigarettes?"

"...I bought it, but..."

The noise of the vacuum cleaner suddenly stopped, and Xia Youjie's body froze immediately.

"?"

Just as Jiarui Nitrozi was feeling puzzled, a guy with long purple hair came out from behind Xia Youjie and hugged Jiarui Nitrozi without saying a word.

"!!!"

Under this sudden warm embrace, Jiarui Glass immediately woke up.

"Glass sauce!" An extremely exaggerated look of love appeared on Yingling's face: "Good morning, my good daughter. But you can't ask Jiejiang for cigarettes. Underage children are not allowed to smoke, and their teeth will turn yellow. .”

"……what?"

Jia Ruozi struggled to break free from his arms, with a face full of fear: "You, are you, Al?!"

Berserker shook his head helplessly, and said earnestly, "It's mom, mom———!"

Home into the glass: "..."

I didn't see you in just one night, why did this guy Al become even more crazy!

She turned her head to look at Xia Youjie, only to see Xia Youjie's face full of lovelessness, and a tired expression of wanting to perish with the world. She was silent for a while, and suggested: "Uh... Now that you're all up, then Let's go to the cafeteria to have a meal together?"

Early in the morning, they couldn't digest this overly magical unfolding, so let's go to another place to eat something.

The Tokyo Conjuration College is one of the centers of the Japanese conjuration world. Apart from the students, there are also many conjurers who come to the college to work in the cafeteria on weekdays. Fortunately, there are no other conjurers in the cafeteria today.

When Gojo Satoru packed a plate of red bean pie and sat down on the seat, Berserker looked puzzled: "Satoru, you can't eat so many sweets."

"...I've always eaten like this, and don't you usually eat more exaggeratedly than I do?"

Berserker worried: "How can this be? You are still growing up, how can you just eat these things? You will be malnourished."

Jia Ruozi, who couldn't stand it anymore, complained, "He's 1.9 meters tall, you want him to grow taller?"

Berserker turned a deaf ear to it, he leaned over, opened Gojo Goku's mouth involuntarily, and said with a worried face, "Come on, Goku-chan, let mom see your teeth."

"Hey, hey—help, Jie!"

Xia Youjie shook his head with a tired face, and buried himself in his breakfast.

—Come on, Satoru, hold on a little longer, and don't let Berserker turn his attention back to me.

Who knows what he went through this morning! ! !

Jia Ruozi smiled gloatingly, and also chose not to save him.

Anyway, when Noctuid Zhengdao realized that the so-called "Xiayou mother" was actually Al, Al had already compiled a "health code" for his three children.

The heroic spirit with long purple hair wrote the "Health Rules" with a beautiful calligraphy brush, and said earnestly: "You are not allowed to smoke or drink, you are not allowed to bend over, you are not allowed to stay up late to play games, and you are not allowed to eat too many desserts, but you are allowed to leave strange things. bangs."

Xia Youjie said wearily: "Thank you, you successfully humiliated me, Berserker."

Jia Ruozi patted him on the shoulder perfunctorily, expressing comfort.

Gojo Satoru raised his hand: "Hey, Berserker, I have a question, how long will your personality last?"

Berserker naturally skipped his question: "In the future, I will lock the cigarette cabinet and the dessert freezer, and I will keep the keys. Speaking of which, it will be winter soon, should you add How about some winter clothes?"

"... Hey, talk to me!"

"Yes, mother will knit a scarf for each of you."

Gojo Satoru pointed at Berserker, then turned to ask his other two teammates: "Is this considered invalid communication between parents and children?"

Xia Youjie nodded: "Forget it."

Jia Ruozi also nodded: "Forget it."

Berserker over there was still worrying about himself: "Having said that, but as a blood-crazed evil spirit, weaving scarves is not my strong point... How can I make up for this shortcoming?"

"For weaving..." Jiarui Nitzi said calmly, "Perhaps you can ask Mr. Ye Moth for advice."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Xia Youjie: "..."

What a disaster!

"Yes, that's right." Xia Youjie coughed lightly, reversing his negative attitude before, and said positively: "As the No. 1 puppet master in the world of magic, our Teacher Ye Moth is definitely the strongest in weaving things. !"

Berserker seemed a little swayed.

Xia Youjie continued his efforts: "That's right, Berserker, learning new things can't be achieved overnight. If we really want to learn, we should start learning as soon as possible. I think today is a good day."

"But..." Berserker hesitated: "Is it too late to learn from scratch?"

Wujo Satoru said solemnly: "Berserker, as the saying goes, the earliest time is when you think it's too late. Do you know where Noctua's office is? No, I will take you there myself."

"Oh, now?"

"It's now, come, come, Al, I will take you there."

Berserker hurriedly stopped Gojo Satoru, "No, wait, Wujo-chan, you stay here, first write down the review owed to Teacher Noctua, and mom will come back to check later."

Three high school students: "..."

Good guy, you cut your personality and turned into a parent, so you don't need to write your own self-criticism, right?

Finally, Berserker left alone with a full face of anticipation.

After he left, the three high school students who had been tossed all morning were relieved.

Jia Ruozi doubted: "What's the matter with Al? Isn't this personality too different from the previous Great Swordsman of the Universe?"

Xia Youjie opened the panel that only the Master could see for the nth time, and repeatedly confirmed: "I'm sure he is Al. Their physical data is exactly the same, and the Command Seals have not changed at all."

Gojo Satoru also said, "The information from Six Eyes is the same. But, why on earth does that guy call himself mother?"

Xia Youjie's eyes faltered: "Ah, that... It shouldn't be strange for a patient with schizophrenia to split into a female personality?"

Gojo Satoru and Ioriko narrowed their eyes suspiciously.

"...In short, let's stick to it for a few days. No matter how you say it, he changed his personality out of good intentions."

Xia Youjie sighed helplessly.

"His previous nurse personality, and... Lancelot's personality didn't last long, and it shouldn't take long for him to return to the normal Al."

Jia Ruozi complained: "Is your standard of 'normal' becoming more and more bizarre?"

Xia Youjie smiled tiredly: "Hahahahahaha... Indeed."

However, beyond the expectations of the high school students, this strange mother's personality was very stable in the following week, without any sign of low battery.

During this period, Jiarui Nitzi was forced to quit smoking, Gojo Satoru was forced to reduce his sweets by half, Night Moth Zhengdao... was forced to live a teaching life with parents listening in the classroom every day.

As long as he doesn't fight, Berserker, who can basically control the power consumption to the minimum, has been a happy mother for more than ten days. The high school students couldn't wait for the blond Al to return. Instead, they got used to always calling themselves "Mom" Berserker new personality.

On this day, when Berserker was teaching kyudo to the "children" in the school's dojo, Gojo Satoru suddenly raised his head and said, "It's snowing."

Everyone in the dojo stopped their movements one after another and turned their heads to see that there were snowflakes floating outside the window.

"Oh." Berserker said happily, "It's the first snow this year."

They walked out of the dojo and looked up at the snowflakes falling from the sky. Al stretched out a hand, and a snowflake fell on his fingertips, and soon melted into water.

Xia Youjie asked him, "Does Berserker also like snow?"

Berserker said softly: "The first snow with the children is always the most memorable."

Xia Youjie laughed, "Here we go again..."

They have almost completely gotten used to Berserker's painting style overflowing with maternal love from time to time, and Jia Ruzi asked casually, "Berserker, do you like children?"

Berserker tilted his head.

After a while, he said softly, "Well, that's right. I love you as my own children, so children, you can't do things that betray your mother."

Gojo Satoru mumbled, "Who will betray you for nothing... Speaking of which, do you have your own wishes now?"

Different from the previous three personalities, it only belongs to the current "Berserker" wish.

Berserker looked kindly and said: "No, Wu-chan, it's too cunning to want to chat with mom in order to avoid archery class."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Was discovered.

Xia Youjie laughed out loud.

"Just chatting, Berserker, didn't you say that today is a memorable day? This is our first snow."

"...That's true." Berserker said slowly: "I actually don't like fighting, because it's not fun at all, and teaching you fighting skills is just a last resort."

High school students: "..."

Swordsmanship, archery, and even a spear and an ax from the arsenal of the high school. I have used all kinds of spells. I feel that this guy is really determined to "educate children", and they really benefited a lot. many.

Think about that otaku swordsman who is too lazy to die, and look at this "mother" who pulls them to have parent-child interaction in the dojo whenever he is free. It can only be said that split personality is really strong!

"So, rather than fighting, I still prefer chatting with children." Berserker's tone changed, and he said with heartache: "But—but—my children, my children are always unwilling to communicate with me properly !!!”

Xia Youjie complained: "...the one who doesn't want to communicate with us is obviously you, and you are really scary sometimes."

Especially rushing up to hug them at every turn, messing up someone else's freshly combed hairstyle, pressing someone's head into his chest, and using very bizarre logic to educate them like a mother, would a person run away in fear, right?

Jia Ruozi hit the nail on the head and said, "That's not chatting at all."

Berserker looked a little aggrieved: "Oh, these are the children in the rebellious period, they don't understand mom at all..."

Xia Youjie said with emotion: "It's really—it doesn't make sense at all."

Jia Ruozi nodded.

Gojo Satoru thought for a while, and suddenly asked tentatively, "By the way, Berserker, do you know what your name is now?"

"Me?" Berserker asked in surprise, "I thought we knew each other long ago, how strange. I am Minamoto Raimitsu, an immature general, Saber... oh, strange, am I Saber?" ?”

Wutiaowu: "..."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Home into the glass: "..."

Minamoto Raikou? ?

source?rely?Light? !

Is it really Minamoto?Did they hear correctly? !

Xia Youjie supported his forehead, and he said with a sad face: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have shown him the videos of those stage plays."

"...It's none of your business, Xia You. Al usually surfs the Internet so diligently, you can't stop him from accepting new information at all." Ieuri Glass said with a strange expression: "I find it strange why Minato Raimitsu Claiming to be a mother?"

She and Xia Youjie looked at each other, and after a while, Xia Youjie said, "Well, maybe you wanted to be Yuan Laiguang and my mother, and you came up with this kind of combination?"

"...makes sense."

Berserker wondered: "Oh, children, what is your expression? Did I say something strange?"

The high school students shook their heads vigorously, expressing that there was no such thing.

——Don't get entangled in strange things, because they must lose in the end!

At this moment, the night moth walked over on the right path.

He first strode towards the dojo, and stopped ten meters away in awe after seeing Berserker.

The four looked at Ye Mo Zhengdao at the same time, and Berserker asked softly, "What's the matter, Teacher Ye Moth?"

His tone was like that of a parent entertaining a homeroom teacher at his home.

"..." Noctua Zhengdao said with a wooden face: "New mission."

In the dojo.

Noctua Zhengdao spread the mission information on the ground.

Berserker poured him a cup of tea with his own hands, "Come, teacher."

Noctua Zhengdao took the cup of tea with a weird expression, and said straight to the point: "There is a hot spring villa, that place has a very special spiritual magnetic field, and souls that have died but have not entered reincarnation will automatically gather there. Over the years, It has always been the psychic A Yan who is responsible for saving those dead souls."

"..." The students showed expressions of disbelief: "A Yan?"

Night Moth Zhengdao had expected their reaction long ago.

"Spiritual medium Ayan, you must have heard of it. She is one of the only two remaining first-level psychic mediums in Japan. Although her combat power is not high, her knowledge of the soul is unmatched. She is in charge of saving the dead souls whose wish has not been fulfilled, because of the special working environment, she rarely communicates with the outside world, and has almost no contact with the magic world, but I heard... that place will give birth to a magic spirit."

Xia Youjie asked, "What do you mean?"

Ye Mozheng said succinctly: "The souls that stay there for a short time will be made into curse spirits by Ah Yan."

students:"!!!"

Gojo Wu said sharply: "Noctua, who provided this news?"

Noctua Masamori took out a letter and handed it to Gojo Satoru, "Look at this."

Gojo Satoru opened the letter and took a look:

"A large number of souls stranded in Xianwang Township Hot Spring Villa are about to be made into cursed spirits and stay in the world forever. Please stop the proprietress."

There is no signature, but the address of the mail is the Tokyo High School of Magic and Magic.

Xia Youjie understood the meaning of Ye Mo Zhengdao: "Then the teacher means..."

"You go there yourself."

really.

"Just pretend that you are guests going to the hot spring villa for vacation, and investigate that hot spring villa. If the situation is true, you must use all means to prevent the birth of the curse spirit. If it is a non-existent thing, you should treat it as a vacation there."

Jia Ruozi asked expectantly, "Can I go too?"

"Well, yes."

"Then when do we leave?"

Noctua thought about it rightly: "The place is a bit remote. If we start now, we should be able to reach the villa before dark. My suggestion is - the sooner the better."

Berserker, who was quietly sitting beside him, said with a dignified manner, "Mr. Ye Moth."

Noctua Zhengdao was shocked, "Yes, you said."

Three students: "..."

Didn't he just go to you to learn how to weave scarves for a few days?Are you scared like this, teacher!

Berserker said sincerely: "Can I walk with the children?"

Night Moth said rightly: "I..."

Berserker interrupted: "The children are young, and I don't worry about letting them go out on their own. I have to be by my side to be at ease."

Night Moth said rightly: "I..."

Berserker interrupted again: "Of course, I won't affect their tasks, nor let them delay their studies. I will watch them for you during this time."

Night Moth said rightly: "I..."

"Do you still disagree?"

"I mean, I agree." Noctua Zhengdao said wearily: "Please be sure to go with them. If it's convenient, it's okay to live there for ten days and a half months."