COSER, summoned by the strongest
Chapter 55 9192 2 Chapters in 1
The young conjurers occupying the Panxing Sect did not intend to keep a low profile, so the high-level exchange of the Panxing Sect quickly caused an uproar.
Two super conjurers defected to the high school, regardless of the safety of Lord Tianyuan, and forcibly saved Riko Tenuchi—this move was basically equivalent to declaring war on Lord Tianyuan, but before the magic circle could come up with any specific countermeasures, they captured the land again. Believe in Lord Tianyuan's church, and changed the Panxing religion into some kind of "Berserker Support Club", a two-dimensional fan organization that sounds funny at first glance.
The high-level people in the magic world dropped their jaws in shock.
This, this, this, what is this trying to do?Are Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie crazy? !
Even though they had envisioned N kinds of troublesome futures in advance, they never thought that the reality would develop like this.
"Captured the church that believes in Lord Tianyuan... As expected of the seniors, it's amazing."
In the abandoned building, Hui Yuan Yuxi got rid of a third-level curse spirit, and told his partner about the explosive news he just received this morning.
Jianren Qihai also dealt with a curse spirit casually, and said helplessly: "With their strength and character, no matter where they go, they can live well."
When they first heard that the seniors had defected to the high school because they were protecting the astral body, they were genuinely worried for several days, only to realize that worrying about those scumbag seniors was a waste of emotion.
Obviously, after leaving the college, those people seemed to be runaway wild horses. They lived happier and more freely. Except for the unstable source of income, I am afraid that everything was better than when they were in the college.
Jianren Qihai looked at the time, "It's almost time, let's speed up."
"okay."
Their task today is very simple. This abandoned building is about to be torn down and rebuilt, so the client entrusts Gao Zhuan to help clean up the low-level curse spirits entrenched here. The ones who accept the task are Nanami Jianren and Hui Yuanxiong.
Just when they were about to go upstairs, the building suddenly shook. For a moment, Nanami Jianren and Hui Yuanxiong thought it was an earthquake, but in the next second, the magic power belonging to the magic spirit burst out from the end of the corridor, and then, A blood-covered female ghost, Cursing Spirit, twisted and appeared in their field of vision.
"Ch... ck... ck..."
Qihai Jianren: "..."
Hui Yuanxiong: "..."
You look familiar!
This head full of blood, this twisted limbs, this strange creaking noise!
Shrouded in a bad premonition, they turned their heads and saw that, as expected, there was a devil fish spell outside at some point, and a familiar trio was sitting on it, waving to them in strange clothes.
The blond boy said loudly: "Morning - good -"
The tone was so flat that people who didn't know it would think it was some kind of robot talking.
"Hey, Qihai, Huiyuan!" Gojo Goto said arrogantly: "I haven't seen you for a few days, why are you still playing this kind of low-level curse spirit? It's not good to always play the elementary level! You can't level up at all!"
Xia Youjie smiled and said: "Well, so we are here to help you increase the difficulty, you are welcome. This is Kayako, if you hold it in its hands for 15 minutes, you will pass the level!"
Before the two weak, pitiful and helpless juniors could answer, Al gestured: "Come on."
Afterwards, the three unconscionable seniors left leisurely in the curse spirit, and swept away other fish that slipped through the abandoned building, leaving behind a murderous Kayako by the way.
Kayako, Xia Youjie has the worst temper among all the grievances.
Qihai Jianren: "..."
So you are here to make trouble for us? !
Hui Yuanxiong was very touched: "Wow, Nanami, look at the seniors, they left the high school and did not forget to come back to help us become stronger, they are so gentle."
Qihai Jianren: "..."
gentle?How should I put it, Haibara Yuo who thinks those three people are very gentle is really gentle too much.
He was silent for a while, before Kayako launched an attack on the opposite side, he said to Hui Yuanxiong: "The clothes they are wearing, are they the clothes of the Simentong support club?"
Hui Yuanxiong was stunned for a moment: "It seems... isn't it? Yes, today is the day when Simentong will hold an autograph session! They are dressed as Simentong's personal guards!"
Just as the two juniors guessed, the Al trio actually came back from Simentong's autograph session.
Because they knew Sakata Ginpachi, they borrowed the clothes of the bodyguards of Teramon Tong, and then easily entered the lounge of Teramon Tong, and got ten autographs of Teramon Tong.
Simentong warmly welcomed them, and each gave a new album.
Gojo Satoru said with emotion: "I thought her nonsensical personality was a character design packaged by the company, but I didn't expect that I was really from the radio system."
Al told him: "Of course, only the real radio system can sing those songs in a concert with tens of thousands of people as if nothing had happened."
For a song that is silenced from the beginning to the end, what kind of heavyweight lyrics does it have to have?That woman was able to sing all the songs at the concert without falling, which is enough to prove that she is a strong person.
"How about it, Wujiang, are you going to have a crush on Shangsimentong?"
"Ah? No, although he is nice, he is not the type I like."
Al said thoughtfully: "That's right, based on how often you change your wallpaper every three days, I suspect that you don't have a favorite type at all."
"My latest wallpaper is Kazuka Inoue...Look."
Gojo Satoru handed the phone in front of Al. The women on the wallpaper had delicate facial features and a clean temperament. They were indeed the complete opposite type of Teramontsu from the radio department.
Al Dao: "Oh, but I still think A Tong is cuter."
"What, Inoue Kazuka doesn't follow the cute route, and if it's cute, which one is cuter, the newcomer in the detective TV series a while ago..."
""The Detective at the End of the Century"?"
"Yes, yes, the second female."
"Ah. It's very cute. I felt so sorry when she was killed."
The topic of the two companions gradually deviated from the right track, Xia Youjie shook his head, and said, "Although it is difficult to understand, Teramon Tong is indeed the hottest female idol in recent years. Now, Al, these ten signatures plus the previous one from Mr. Sakata The one you gave... should be able to sell for a lot of money, right?"
Al blinked.
"Jie Jiang, I have no objection to your starting a business, but we are not short of money yet, right? And we have also snatched the money that was supposed to be given to Fu Heisher."
Coupled with yesterday's forced collection of membership fees, they are now very rich, and there is no financial crisis for the time being.
"There is no shortage for the time being, but it will be missing soon." Xia Youjie told them: "Since we are independent, we should seriously develop our own power. Although the three of us are also very strong, we want to keep up with the rotten oranges for a long time." If we continue to fight, only we can't do it."
He cracked his fingers and analyzed: "We need to spend money to recruit capable conjurers, replace the current cadres, and slowly develop into a church with a head of conjurers but many ordinary people following it. A lot of money needs to be invested in the process, and our current savings are obviously not enough."
"Ask." Al raised his hand, "I wanted to ask before, why should those ordinary people continue to follow us? They don't look very smart."
Those were the ones who supported the ex-leader's killing of Riko Amauchi.
Because of the self-righteous belief that "Master Tianyuan is pure", he despised the life of Lizi Tianyuan, and did not take Tianyuan's own will into consideration at all. The former leader was a lunatic, and he smiled and supported the former leader's plan to kill Lizi Believers are also idiots—brainwashed idiots.
"It is because he is not very smart that it is possible to continue to follow us."
Xia Youjie's expression darkened, obviously he didn't like that matter very much.
"Anyway, they don't believe in 'Tian Yuan', they will believe in 'Earth Yuan' and 'Ren Yuan'. And Lizi's younger sister was almost killed by Fu Heisher, so asking them to pay for the church building can be regarded as compensation for Lizi. After all We can't send them all to jail."
Yes, they used the "Incarnation of Yuzao" to control the former leader and looked through the information, and found that the name of the sky and the curse was Fu Heisher, who was born in a Zen family, but because the Zen family is a family that respects powerful magic techniques, Fu Hei Shi'er has always been regarded as a disgrace by the Buddhist monks.
After Fu Heisher left the Buddhist monastery, he became a magician killer. Because he usually spends a lot of money, he would be a fool for rich women, and occasionally take orders for killing.
His current surname "Fu Hei" is said to be also his wife's surname.
After losing a sum of money again and again, he accepted the task of "bringing the body of the astral body back to the Panxing Sect" under the introduction of Kong Shiyu, and is currently "rehabilitating" in Shanze Village.
"That's right, that's right." Gojo Satoru supported, "What's wrong with asking them to pay some money to the saint, it's the price for me to spare their lives."
Al raised his eyebrows: "Wait, isn't that money donated to me, the mascot?"
"Wow, according to what you're saying, it's possible that the money was given to me, the Son of God."
Xia Youjie: "..."
Stop arguing, the money is all threatened by me (the curse spirit and the heroic spirit), it is not their voluntary "donation".
He analyzed: "Speaking of which, we can continue to ask Kong Shiyu to recruit conjurers. Since that guy can help the Panxing Sect find a suitable killer like Fu Heisher, he should also be able to help us find a suitable cadre. Candidates..."
Xia Youjie muttered to himself: "By the way, besides paying money, believers can also bring curse spirits and events related to curse spirits. Through events, we can not only help more ordinary people, but also get The new curse spirit is really a good thing that kills two birds with one stone... Otherwise, we would simply turn the church into an organization that helps ordinary people get rid of curse spirits."
Gojo Wu had a flash of inspiration: "I understand, just like a master healer?"
This master of healing, of course, is not a master of curing cancer, but a master of "difficult and miscellaneous diseases" that modern medicine cannot solve, such as dreaming of ghosts every day, or feeling "discomfort" such as headaches for no reason-usually a mantra. caused by the spirit.
Xia Youjie excitedly said: "That's right, Wu, that's it, are you a genius!"
Al also showed an expression of sudden realization: "I understand too, he is the kind of master who treats athlete's foot, right?"
Xia Youjie: "..."
Xia Youjie said helplessly, "No, maybe, maybe——I don't have the ability to treat beriberi."
Gojo Satoru: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha—"
Al laughed, "I'm just kidding, Jay-chan."
Gojo Satoru said relaxedly: "Well, anyway, I and Al are only in charge of fighting, and Riko is only in charge of being cute, so you can make up your own mind about these things."
Al nods.
"We're always there when we need a thug."
That's right, an otaku is not suitable for thinking too much, and a berserker is not suitable for thinking too much. It is enough for him to hit wherever the Master points out.
"Well, I didn't expect you to help me. The only one who can share my troubles with me at this stage is Ms. Kuroi... By the way, Satoru, is it okay to go to the Gojo house?"
Gotiao Wu was puzzled and said, "Huh? What happened to the Gotiao family?"
Al understood what Xia Youjie meant, and he continued on Xia Youjie's behalf: "You are the next head of the Wutiao family, right? Does it matter now?"
Tenuchi Riko and Kuroi Misato have nowhere to go now, and Xia Youjie is a magician with no background, alone, he can go wherever he wants, especially Al, he is "Where is the Master?" Just where" doctrine, the only concern here is Wujo Wu.
"Oh, that." Wutiao Wuhun said indifferently: "They said that I am the head of the family, so I must be the head of the family?"
He seemed to really not care about that kind of thing at all, the white-haired boy said succinctly: "I like my life very much."
No further explanation is needed, only this sentence is enough.
Al and Xia Youjie were not surprised at all.
Xia Youjie sighed and said, "I see. In short, we have become independent, and I will be responsible for supporting everyone. Let me think about it... If the church wants to gain a formal foothold, what it needs most now is a set of brainwashing, no, you can The theory of persuading believers, today I will go back and make up a set of rhetoric, well, I already have a general idea."
Al gave a thumbs up: "Jie-chan, I will always trust top students."
Especially this top student is a liberal arts student, so he should be very good at writing, right?
"By the way." Xia Youjie remembered another thing, and he handed all the ten autographs in his hand to Al: "I almost forgot. Al, you should know where to sell autographs better than us, right?"
Al blinked his eyes: "Of course. And we have a group photo taken with Simen Tong, and the credibility of selling autographs will be very high-but, Jie-chan, can I keep one for myself? This is Temple Door pass."
Xia Youjie decided happily: "Of course, then I will leave this matter to you. Also, Al, I plan to open an online store—mainly for Lizi to play, and sell some of our talisman paper or Things like otaku, although the profit is small, but mosquito legs are also meat, and this matter is left to you. I will always believe in otaku!"
Al: "..."
Aldao: "Jie Jiang, I always feel that you have been in high spirits these two days."
Xia Youjie was taken aback, "Is there?"
Al and Wujo Wu nodded at the same time. Seeing this, Xia Youjie seriously reflected on it, and then said, "Maybe it's because he started raising a family."
Oh, I almost forgot.
This guy has this kind of personality. He feels that he has taken on the important task of supporting his family and feeding a group of slackers who are waiting to be fed, so he becomes very active and reliable. This is very Xia Youjie.
Al and Gojo Satoru expressed their understanding, and the devil fish curse spirit circled in the sky before flying into a certain stronghold of the Panxing Cult.
In the room, Tenuchi Riko, Kuroi Misato, Tamamomae, and Sadako are playing mahjong.
Tennei Riko's wanton laughter came out: "Hahahahahahahahahaha, I won again!"
They looked at each other and smiled, "Let's not bother them."
Gojo Satoru yawned, "Then I'm going to sleep, it's early in the morning, I'm really sleepy."
Xia Youjie nodded: "You go. I have an appointment with Kong Shiyu, and I'm going to see him after changing clothes, Al, you..."
Aldao: "I want to study the online store by myself."
He shook the signature in his hand, "In addition to fighting, I'm also quite experienced in this area, not just knowing it well."
Although I don't know why the Heroic Spirit on the Throne of Heroes has experience in opening an online store, but...
"Okay, then I'll leave it to you."
……
This era is different from the era that Al is familiar with. Online stores are not so popular, and online shopping has only been popular for a few years. He checked the preparations needed to open an online store online, and almost an hour passed before he knew it.
dong dong dong.
"Please come in."
Misato Kuroi who opened the door.
"Mr. Al?"
The blond boy tilted his head: "Miss Heijing?"
It was rare that Misato Kuroi would come to him.
The reliable woman who had already changed into a maid outfit and was only wearing home clothes hesitated and said, "It's like this. Not long after you guys left, a lady named A Yan called, and it was Mr. Xia You. On the old number, because I called several times, Ms. Lizi answered, the lady sounded very angry, and asked you to call back as soon as possible."
Ah Yan?
The only one who would call their old mobile phones and call herself A Yan was the proprietress in Xianwang Township.
"I thought I wanted to tell you this when you came back, but Mr. Xia You seems to be talking to someone, and there is a Do Not Disturb sign outside Mr. Wujo's room."
Al got it.
He said: "I see, I will call the proprietress back."
"Well, good." Kuroi Misato hesitated, "Miss Riko answered the phone..."
"It's okay, anyway, everyone knows we're back now."
Kuroi Misato felt relieved.
After she left, Al thought for a while, and opened the translucent vest panel. The battery of "Nightingale" was reset to zero, but the battery of "Minato Raikou" could still be used.
[System, switch the vest and change to the COS suit of "Menamitsu". ]
[OK. ]
The heroic spirit with long purple hair flicked his hair, and used his new mobile phone to call the proprietress Ah Yan.
"……Hey?"
Aldao: "Oh, boss lady."
The other end of the phone was silent for a while, and then jumped into a rage: "Boys!!! Don't send me so much trouble without saying a word!!!"
Al took the phone a little further away and raised his eyebrows: "Trouble?"
"Do you know what happened to the dozens of undead you sent over? They fell to the ground and convulsed every day at a fixed time, and the other guests were scared to death by them! What they need is not a psychic, but a spiritual medium." Psychologist!"
Al: "..."
It turned out to be the case.
Aldao: "Oh, it's also Xianwangxiang's job to instill chicken soup for the soul to the undead who are unwilling to step into reincarnation."
"Do you think I haven't tried it? I've been instilling it for several days, and it works every time, but the next day they forget everything from the previous day!"
Al: "..."
It turned out to be like this.
That's right, those undead have repeated the "Jinshan Murder Case" for 80 years. In addition, the time in the domain is different from the flow rate of the outside world. have all been affected.
So Al told the story of Shanze Village to the proprietress. After listening to it, Ah Yan was silent for a long time before snorting coldly: "Don't blame me if you can't be saved."
Al smiled and replied: "Isn't that just right? It just happens to be with the proprietress."
Regarding this, the proprietress said that she has passed menopause, and now there is no need for people other than her husband and Ah Ling to stay in Xianwang Township. It is better for the guy who is dying to die early to die early.
After hanging up the phone, Al naturally went to the kitchen, brewed two cups of oolong tea, and brought them to the reception room of the stronghold.
The heroic spirit with long purple hair walked in calmly, interrupting the conversation between Xia Youjie and Kong Shiyu.
Xia Youjie: "..."
Xia Youjie: "???"
No, what happened in this short hour? !
He watched Al with the personality of "Men Laiguang" come in almost in fear, and put the oolong tea in front of him and Kong Shiyu respectively. Kong Shiyu asked in surprise, "Are you...?"
Al smiled like a flower: "Hi, I'm Jiejiang's mother. Really, this kid is so bad at hospitality, how can he just invite guests to drink water?"
Xia Youjie: "..."
Kong Shiyu looked at Al, then at Xia Youjie, who had an unprecedentedly stiff expression, and nodded in confusion.
Al patted the top of Xia Youjie's head lovingly, and before leaving, he thoughtfully closed the door for them. He turned around and went to Gojo Wu's room, naturally ignoring the "Do Not Disturb" sign, and walked away. Enter Gojo Satoru's room and turn off the air conditioner in his room.
Wutiaowu: "..."
exist?In summer, why do you want to turn off the air conditioner?
He opened his eyes and saw the back of Al walking out muttering to himself: "Really, it's easy to have a stroke when sleeping with the air conditioner on..."
Wutiaowu: "..."
He straightened up and sat up.
Al had seen his two precious sons, and was about to go back to his room to continue his research on opening an online store, when Kuroi Misato told him again that the Gojo family was here.
Al was taken aback.
Gojo family?
Wu-chan's... family?
……
The old housekeeper of the Wutiao family ran all the way from Kyoto, and stood in front of the Panxing Cult's stronghold with a heavy face.
At the entrance of the stronghold, several curse spirits were stalking around him, as long as he dared to step into the stronghold, these curse spirits would immediately rush up and tear him apart.
The old butler sighed worriedly.
At this moment, the door of the base suddenly opened.
A handsome young man with long purple hair looked down at the old housekeeper and said coldly, "Go back."
The old butler was taken aback.
Is it his illusion?Why did he feel a subtle murderous aura?
"I'm--"
Al interrupted: "I know you are Wu-chan's family in the past, but the past has passed, Wu-chan's current family is me and Jie-chan, he lived happily by our side, and he doesn't plan to go back Wutiao family."
The old housekeeper was taken aback again.
"you--"
Al interrupted again: "But please rest assured, we will take good care of Wujo. I know that the Wujo family is very rich. After he leaves the Wujo family, we will not let him be wronged in terms of material, nor will we demand He saves food and money for the development of the church, and Jiejiang and I can double the money."
The old butler was sweating: "That—"
Al's eyes turned cold, and a morbid paranoid expression appeared on his face. He said in a somewhat terrifying tone, "Can I ask you to stop pestering him?"
The old butler: "..."
If you refuse at this time, you will definitely have your neck broken, right?
"cough."
As soon as Al turned his head, he saw Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie standing behind him with dumbfounding expressions, and the heroic spirit with purple long hair immediately changed his face, and he said kindly: "Oh, Wu-chan, Jie-chan, why did you come out here? Just leave it to me."
Wutiaowu: "..."
Xia Youjie: "..."
Obviously not possible!
Finally seeing Wutiao Wu's old housekeeper as if he had been pardoned, he hurriedly said: "Master Wu, may I ask who is—"
Gojo Satoru rolled his eyes and said angrily, "My mother."
The old butler: "..."
The old housekeeper:? ? ?
Can I still not know what your mother looks like? ? ?
Two super conjurers defected to the high school, regardless of the safety of Lord Tianyuan, and forcibly saved Riko Tenuchi—this move was basically equivalent to declaring war on Lord Tianyuan, but before the magic circle could come up with any specific countermeasures, they captured the land again. Believe in Lord Tianyuan's church, and changed the Panxing religion into some kind of "Berserker Support Club", a two-dimensional fan organization that sounds funny at first glance.
The high-level people in the magic world dropped their jaws in shock.
This, this, this, what is this trying to do?Are Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie crazy? !
Even though they had envisioned N kinds of troublesome futures in advance, they never thought that the reality would develop like this.
"Captured the church that believes in Lord Tianyuan... As expected of the seniors, it's amazing."
In the abandoned building, Hui Yuan Yuxi got rid of a third-level curse spirit, and told his partner about the explosive news he just received this morning.
Jianren Qihai also dealt with a curse spirit casually, and said helplessly: "With their strength and character, no matter where they go, they can live well."
When they first heard that the seniors had defected to the high school because they were protecting the astral body, they were genuinely worried for several days, only to realize that worrying about those scumbag seniors was a waste of emotion.
Obviously, after leaving the college, those people seemed to be runaway wild horses. They lived happier and more freely. Except for the unstable source of income, I am afraid that everything was better than when they were in the college.
Jianren Qihai looked at the time, "It's almost time, let's speed up."
"okay."
Their task today is very simple. This abandoned building is about to be torn down and rebuilt, so the client entrusts Gao Zhuan to help clean up the low-level curse spirits entrenched here. The ones who accept the task are Nanami Jianren and Hui Yuanxiong.
Just when they were about to go upstairs, the building suddenly shook. For a moment, Nanami Jianren and Hui Yuanxiong thought it was an earthquake, but in the next second, the magic power belonging to the magic spirit burst out from the end of the corridor, and then, A blood-covered female ghost, Cursing Spirit, twisted and appeared in their field of vision.
"Ch... ck... ck..."
Qihai Jianren: "..."
Hui Yuanxiong: "..."
You look familiar!
This head full of blood, this twisted limbs, this strange creaking noise!
Shrouded in a bad premonition, they turned their heads and saw that, as expected, there was a devil fish spell outside at some point, and a familiar trio was sitting on it, waving to them in strange clothes.
The blond boy said loudly: "Morning - good -"
The tone was so flat that people who didn't know it would think it was some kind of robot talking.
"Hey, Qihai, Huiyuan!" Gojo Goto said arrogantly: "I haven't seen you for a few days, why are you still playing this kind of low-level curse spirit? It's not good to always play the elementary level! You can't level up at all!"
Xia Youjie smiled and said: "Well, so we are here to help you increase the difficulty, you are welcome. This is Kayako, if you hold it in its hands for 15 minutes, you will pass the level!"
Before the two weak, pitiful and helpless juniors could answer, Al gestured: "Come on."
Afterwards, the three unconscionable seniors left leisurely in the curse spirit, and swept away other fish that slipped through the abandoned building, leaving behind a murderous Kayako by the way.
Kayako, Xia Youjie has the worst temper among all the grievances.
Qihai Jianren: "..."
So you are here to make trouble for us? !
Hui Yuanxiong was very touched: "Wow, Nanami, look at the seniors, they left the high school and did not forget to come back to help us become stronger, they are so gentle."
Qihai Jianren: "..."
gentle?How should I put it, Haibara Yuo who thinks those three people are very gentle is really gentle too much.
He was silent for a while, before Kayako launched an attack on the opposite side, he said to Hui Yuanxiong: "The clothes they are wearing, are they the clothes of the Simentong support club?"
Hui Yuanxiong was stunned for a moment: "It seems... isn't it? Yes, today is the day when Simentong will hold an autograph session! They are dressed as Simentong's personal guards!"
Just as the two juniors guessed, the Al trio actually came back from Simentong's autograph session.
Because they knew Sakata Ginpachi, they borrowed the clothes of the bodyguards of Teramon Tong, and then easily entered the lounge of Teramon Tong, and got ten autographs of Teramon Tong.
Simentong warmly welcomed them, and each gave a new album.
Gojo Satoru said with emotion: "I thought her nonsensical personality was a character design packaged by the company, but I didn't expect that I was really from the radio system."
Al told him: "Of course, only the real radio system can sing those songs in a concert with tens of thousands of people as if nothing had happened."
For a song that is silenced from the beginning to the end, what kind of heavyweight lyrics does it have to have?That woman was able to sing all the songs at the concert without falling, which is enough to prove that she is a strong person.
"How about it, Wujiang, are you going to have a crush on Shangsimentong?"
"Ah? No, although he is nice, he is not the type I like."
Al said thoughtfully: "That's right, based on how often you change your wallpaper every three days, I suspect that you don't have a favorite type at all."
"My latest wallpaper is Kazuka Inoue...Look."
Gojo Satoru handed the phone in front of Al. The women on the wallpaper had delicate facial features and a clean temperament. They were indeed the complete opposite type of Teramontsu from the radio department.
Al Dao: "Oh, but I still think A Tong is cuter."
"What, Inoue Kazuka doesn't follow the cute route, and if it's cute, which one is cuter, the newcomer in the detective TV series a while ago..."
""The Detective at the End of the Century"?"
"Yes, yes, the second female."
"Ah. It's very cute. I felt so sorry when she was killed."
The topic of the two companions gradually deviated from the right track, Xia Youjie shook his head, and said, "Although it is difficult to understand, Teramon Tong is indeed the hottest female idol in recent years. Now, Al, these ten signatures plus the previous one from Mr. Sakata The one you gave... should be able to sell for a lot of money, right?"
Al blinked.
"Jie Jiang, I have no objection to your starting a business, but we are not short of money yet, right? And we have also snatched the money that was supposed to be given to Fu Heisher."
Coupled with yesterday's forced collection of membership fees, they are now very rich, and there is no financial crisis for the time being.
"There is no shortage for the time being, but it will be missing soon." Xia Youjie told them: "Since we are independent, we should seriously develop our own power. Although the three of us are also very strong, we want to keep up with the rotten oranges for a long time." If we continue to fight, only we can't do it."
He cracked his fingers and analyzed: "We need to spend money to recruit capable conjurers, replace the current cadres, and slowly develop into a church with a head of conjurers but many ordinary people following it. A lot of money needs to be invested in the process, and our current savings are obviously not enough."
"Ask." Al raised his hand, "I wanted to ask before, why should those ordinary people continue to follow us? They don't look very smart."
Those were the ones who supported the ex-leader's killing of Riko Amauchi.
Because of the self-righteous belief that "Master Tianyuan is pure", he despised the life of Lizi Tianyuan, and did not take Tianyuan's own will into consideration at all. The former leader was a lunatic, and he smiled and supported the former leader's plan to kill Lizi Believers are also idiots—brainwashed idiots.
"It is because he is not very smart that it is possible to continue to follow us."
Xia Youjie's expression darkened, obviously he didn't like that matter very much.
"Anyway, they don't believe in 'Tian Yuan', they will believe in 'Earth Yuan' and 'Ren Yuan'. And Lizi's younger sister was almost killed by Fu Heisher, so asking them to pay for the church building can be regarded as compensation for Lizi. After all We can't send them all to jail."
Yes, they used the "Incarnation of Yuzao" to control the former leader and looked through the information, and found that the name of the sky and the curse was Fu Heisher, who was born in a Zen family, but because the Zen family is a family that respects powerful magic techniques, Fu Hei Shi'er has always been regarded as a disgrace by the Buddhist monks.
After Fu Heisher left the Buddhist monastery, he became a magician killer. Because he usually spends a lot of money, he would be a fool for rich women, and occasionally take orders for killing.
His current surname "Fu Hei" is said to be also his wife's surname.
After losing a sum of money again and again, he accepted the task of "bringing the body of the astral body back to the Panxing Sect" under the introduction of Kong Shiyu, and is currently "rehabilitating" in Shanze Village.
"That's right, that's right." Gojo Satoru supported, "What's wrong with asking them to pay some money to the saint, it's the price for me to spare their lives."
Al raised his eyebrows: "Wait, isn't that money donated to me, the mascot?"
"Wow, according to what you're saying, it's possible that the money was given to me, the Son of God."
Xia Youjie: "..."
Stop arguing, the money is all threatened by me (the curse spirit and the heroic spirit), it is not their voluntary "donation".
He analyzed: "Speaking of which, we can continue to ask Kong Shiyu to recruit conjurers. Since that guy can help the Panxing Sect find a suitable killer like Fu Heisher, he should also be able to help us find a suitable cadre. Candidates..."
Xia Youjie muttered to himself: "By the way, besides paying money, believers can also bring curse spirits and events related to curse spirits. Through events, we can not only help more ordinary people, but also get The new curse spirit is really a good thing that kills two birds with one stone... Otherwise, we would simply turn the church into an organization that helps ordinary people get rid of curse spirits."
Gojo Wu had a flash of inspiration: "I understand, just like a master healer?"
This master of healing, of course, is not a master of curing cancer, but a master of "difficult and miscellaneous diseases" that modern medicine cannot solve, such as dreaming of ghosts every day, or feeling "discomfort" such as headaches for no reason-usually a mantra. caused by the spirit.
Xia Youjie excitedly said: "That's right, Wu, that's it, are you a genius!"
Al also showed an expression of sudden realization: "I understand too, he is the kind of master who treats athlete's foot, right?"
Xia Youjie: "..."
Xia Youjie said helplessly, "No, maybe, maybe——I don't have the ability to treat beriberi."
Gojo Satoru: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha—"
Al laughed, "I'm just kidding, Jay-chan."
Gojo Satoru said relaxedly: "Well, anyway, I and Al are only in charge of fighting, and Riko is only in charge of being cute, so you can make up your own mind about these things."
Al nods.
"We're always there when we need a thug."
That's right, an otaku is not suitable for thinking too much, and a berserker is not suitable for thinking too much. It is enough for him to hit wherever the Master points out.
"Well, I didn't expect you to help me. The only one who can share my troubles with me at this stage is Ms. Kuroi... By the way, Satoru, is it okay to go to the Gojo house?"
Gotiao Wu was puzzled and said, "Huh? What happened to the Gotiao family?"
Al understood what Xia Youjie meant, and he continued on Xia Youjie's behalf: "You are the next head of the Wutiao family, right? Does it matter now?"
Tenuchi Riko and Kuroi Misato have nowhere to go now, and Xia Youjie is a magician with no background, alone, he can go wherever he wants, especially Al, he is "Where is the Master?" Just where" doctrine, the only concern here is Wujo Wu.
"Oh, that." Wutiao Wuhun said indifferently: "They said that I am the head of the family, so I must be the head of the family?"
He seemed to really not care about that kind of thing at all, the white-haired boy said succinctly: "I like my life very much."
No further explanation is needed, only this sentence is enough.
Al and Xia Youjie were not surprised at all.
Xia Youjie sighed and said, "I see. In short, we have become independent, and I will be responsible for supporting everyone. Let me think about it... If the church wants to gain a formal foothold, what it needs most now is a set of brainwashing, no, you can The theory of persuading believers, today I will go back and make up a set of rhetoric, well, I already have a general idea."
Al gave a thumbs up: "Jie-chan, I will always trust top students."
Especially this top student is a liberal arts student, so he should be very good at writing, right?
"By the way." Xia Youjie remembered another thing, and he handed all the ten autographs in his hand to Al: "I almost forgot. Al, you should know where to sell autographs better than us, right?"
Al blinked his eyes: "Of course. And we have a group photo taken with Simen Tong, and the credibility of selling autographs will be very high-but, Jie-chan, can I keep one for myself? This is Temple Door pass."
Xia Youjie decided happily: "Of course, then I will leave this matter to you. Also, Al, I plan to open an online store—mainly for Lizi to play, and sell some of our talisman paper or Things like otaku, although the profit is small, but mosquito legs are also meat, and this matter is left to you. I will always believe in otaku!"
Al: "..."
Aldao: "Jie Jiang, I always feel that you have been in high spirits these two days."
Xia Youjie was taken aback, "Is there?"
Al and Wujo Wu nodded at the same time. Seeing this, Xia Youjie seriously reflected on it, and then said, "Maybe it's because he started raising a family."
Oh, I almost forgot.
This guy has this kind of personality. He feels that he has taken on the important task of supporting his family and feeding a group of slackers who are waiting to be fed, so he becomes very active and reliable. This is very Xia Youjie.
Al and Gojo Satoru expressed their understanding, and the devil fish curse spirit circled in the sky before flying into a certain stronghold of the Panxing Cult.
In the room, Tenuchi Riko, Kuroi Misato, Tamamomae, and Sadako are playing mahjong.
Tennei Riko's wanton laughter came out: "Hahahahahahahahahaha, I won again!"
They looked at each other and smiled, "Let's not bother them."
Gojo Satoru yawned, "Then I'm going to sleep, it's early in the morning, I'm really sleepy."
Xia Youjie nodded: "You go. I have an appointment with Kong Shiyu, and I'm going to see him after changing clothes, Al, you..."
Aldao: "I want to study the online store by myself."
He shook the signature in his hand, "In addition to fighting, I'm also quite experienced in this area, not just knowing it well."
Although I don't know why the Heroic Spirit on the Throne of Heroes has experience in opening an online store, but...
"Okay, then I'll leave it to you."
……
This era is different from the era that Al is familiar with. Online stores are not so popular, and online shopping has only been popular for a few years. He checked the preparations needed to open an online store online, and almost an hour passed before he knew it.
dong dong dong.
"Please come in."
Misato Kuroi who opened the door.
"Mr. Al?"
The blond boy tilted his head: "Miss Heijing?"
It was rare that Misato Kuroi would come to him.
The reliable woman who had already changed into a maid outfit and was only wearing home clothes hesitated and said, "It's like this. Not long after you guys left, a lady named A Yan called, and it was Mr. Xia You. On the old number, because I called several times, Ms. Lizi answered, the lady sounded very angry, and asked you to call back as soon as possible."
Ah Yan?
The only one who would call their old mobile phones and call herself A Yan was the proprietress in Xianwang Township.
"I thought I wanted to tell you this when you came back, but Mr. Xia You seems to be talking to someone, and there is a Do Not Disturb sign outside Mr. Wujo's room."
Al got it.
He said: "I see, I will call the proprietress back."
"Well, good." Kuroi Misato hesitated, "Miss Riko answered the phone..."
"It's okay, anyway, everyone knows we're back now."
Kuroi Misato felt relieved.
After she left, Al thought for a while, and opened the translucent vest panel. The battery of "Nightingale" was reset to zero, but the battery of "Minato Raikou" could still be used.
[System, switch the vest and change to the COS suit of "Menamitsu". ]
[OK. ]
The heroic spirit with long purple hair flicked his hair, and used his new mobile phone to call the proprietress Ah Yan.
"……Hey?"
Aldao: "Oh, boss lady."
The other end of the phone was silent for a while, and then jumped into a rage: "Boys!!! Don't send me so much trouble without saying a word!!!"
Al took the phone a little further away and raised his eyebrows: "Trouble?"
"Do you know what happened to the dozens of undead you sent over? They fell to the ground and convulsed every day at a fixed time, and the other guests were scared to death by them! What they need is not a psychic, but a spiritual medium." Psychologist!"
Al: "..."
It turned out to be the case.
Aldao: "Oh, it's also Xianwangxiang's job to instill chicken soup for the soul to the undead who are unwilling to step into reincarnation."
"Do you think I haven't tried it? I've been instilling it for several days, and it works every time, but the next day they forget everything from the previous day!"
Al: "..."
It turned out to be like this.
That's right, those undead have repeated the "Jinshan Murder Case" for 80 years. In addition, the time in the domain is different from the flow rate of the outside world. have all been affected.
So Al told the story of Shanze Village to the proprietress. After listening to it, Ah Yan was silent for a long time before snorting coldly: "Don't blame me if you can't be saved."
Al smiled and replied: "Isn't that just right? It just happens to be with the proprietress."
Regarding this, the proprietress said that she has passed menopause, and now there is no need for people other than her husband and Ah Ling to stay in Xianwang Township. It is better for the guy who is dying to die early to die early.
After hanging up the phone, Al naturally went to the kitchen, brewed two cups of oolong tea, and brought them to the reception room of the stronghold.
The heroic spirit with long purple hair walked in calmly, interrupting the conversation between Xia Youjie and Kong Shiyu.
Xia Youjie: "..."
Xia Youjie: "???"
No, what happened in this short hour? !
He watched Al with the personality of "Men Laiguang" come in almost in fear, and put the oolong tea in front of him and Kong Shiyu respectively. Kong Shiyu asked in surprise, "Are you...?"
Al smiled like a flower: "Hi, I'm Jiejiang's mother. Really, this kid is so bad at hospitality, how can he just invite guests to drink water?"
Xia Youjie: "..."
Kong Shiyu looked at Al, then at Xia Youjie, who had an unprecedentedly stiff expression, and nodded in confusion.
Al patted the top of Xia Youjie's head lovingly, and before leaving, he thoughtfully closed the door for them. He turned around and went to Gojo Wu's room, naturally ignoring the "Do Not Disturb" sign, and walked away. Enter Gojo Satoru's room and turn off the air conditioner in his room.
Wutiaowu: "..."
exist?In summer, why do you want to turn off the air conditioner?
He opened his eyes and saw the back of Al walking out muttering to himself: "Really, it's easy to have a stroke when sleeping with the air conditioner on..."
Wutiaowu: "..."
He straightened up and sat up.
Al had seen his two precious sons, and was about to go back to his room to continue his research on opening an online store, when Kuroi Misato told him again that the Gojo family was here.
Al was taken aback.
Gojo family?
Wu-chan's... family?
……
The old housekeeper of the Wutiao family ran all the way from Kyoto, and stood in front of the Panxing Cult's stronghold with a heavy face.
At the entrance of the stronghold, several curse spirits were stalking around him, as long as he dared to step into the stronghold, these curse spirits would immediately rush up and tear him apart.
The old butler sighed worriedly.
At this moment, the door of the base suddenly opened.
A handsome young man with long purple hair looked down at the old housekeeper and said coldly, "Go back."
The old butler was taken aback.
Is it his illusion?Why did he feel a subtle murderous aura?
"I'm--"
Al interrupted: "I know you are Wu-chan's family in the past, but the past has passed, Wu-chan's current family is me and Jie-chan, he lived happily by our side, and he doesn't plan to go back Wutiao family."
The old housekeeper was taken aback again.
"you--"
Al interrupted again: "But please rest assured, we will take good care of Wujo. I know that the Wujo family is very rich. After he leaves the Wujo family, we will not let him be wronged in terms of material, nor will we demand He saves food and money for the development of the church, and Jiejiang and I can double the money."
The old butler was sweating: "That—"
Al's eyes turned cold, and a morbid paranoid expression appeared on his face. He said in a somewhat terrifying tone, "Can I ask you to stop pestering him?"
The old butler: "..."
If you refuse at this time, you will definitely have your neck broken, right?
"cough."
As soon as Al turned his head, he saw Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie standing behind him with dumbfounding expressions, and the heroic spirit with purple long hair immediately changed his face, and he said kindly: "Oh, Wu-chan, Jie-chan, why did you come out here? Just leave it to me."
Wutiaowu: "..."
Xia Youjie: "..."
Obviously not possible!
Finally seeing Wutiao Wu's old housekeeper as if he had been pardoned, he hurriedly said: "Master Wu, may I ask who is—"
Gojo Satoru rolled his eyes and said angrily, "My mother."
The old butler: "..."
The old housekeeper:? ? ?
Can I still not know what your mother looks like? ? ?
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