COSER, summoned by the strongest

As soon as the "Spiritual Adventure 2" Alai God story was broadcast, it caused an uproar in the society. About Alai God, about Heichuan Township, about Aisaka Junzi, and about Panxing Sect, various topics emerged in endlessly.

At the beginning, most people thought that this issue was a hype for the self-directed and self-acted "Spiritual Adventure 2", but soon after, the news broke that the parents of the Yagi family were detained by the police due to illegal detention. As soon as the news came out, It was basically confirmed that the captivity incident in the show was real, so the church that believed in Alai God began to be deeply picked up by netizens, and even the dereliction of duty policemen in Heichuan Township were sprayed with blood.

This matter raged for a while, and finally the topic returned to the beginning.

[No matter how you say it, I don't believe in those exorcists taught by Pan Xing!Must be the script!Must be the script! ]

[Yes, yes, the boy who spit fire at the beginning, he had to cover his face with a fan every time he spit fire, let me tell you, the flames must have come from the fan!If it’s not me, I’ll just stand on my head and shit! ]

[Pfft, what about the moment Alai God's believer was blocked by the air? ]

[It must be fake too!Those believers are definitely invited extras! ]

[But the blocked one is really real... just like there is really an invisible wall. ]

When Al climbed onto the forum, he happened to see a discussion post that was pushed up. He clicked in and saw that it was indeed discussing them.

Oh shit, do you shit on your head?

How should he follow the network cable to talk to this friend who vowed to stand on his head and shit?

Anyway, he didn't mind blowing fire on the spot to open the opponent's eyes.

[To say it's outrageous, it has to be the scene where a few of them fly down from the attic, it's definitely Diao Weiya, but, but—wow, so handsome, really handsome, that little boy with white hair, still wearing A little sunglasses like that, it's like dancing on my xp! ]

[He's really handsome... and he's so tall. After landing, he's obviously half a head taller than the other two companions. Absolutely. I compared the height difference between them and Junzi Aisaka. The white-haired guy is definitely 1.9 meters taller. !Ox! ]

[The godfather is also very handsome, the posture of flying down is so handsome, and he is still holding someone in his arms. ]

[Did no one take away the green-haired junior high school brother? ]

[The second middle school brother hahahahahahahaha, that green hair really blinded my eyes, and it was still so long, if it wasn't for his good looks, he would be a killer. ]

[But when he turned around and spit fire, he was really amazing!It was so cool that I patted the sofa and applauded, it was so relieved!And the house burned like the real thing, I also recognized the special effects, I also recognized the script, woo woo woo, why not just make it into a movie...]

[Is this building gradually crooked? ]

Al exited the gradually crooked building, and browsed a few forum posts related to "Spiritual Adventure 2" and Pan Xingjiao, then put away his phone and swam out of the room.

Yes, Al, who has completely let himself go, is now directly showing people in the form of half-human and half-snake, especially when he stays in the Panxing Palace, he is too lazy to walk on human legs.

After all, he spent a lot of money to make this snake tail, and the scales on the snake tail were glued on one by one by himself. Now, with the help of the COS wearing system, he can put it on and enjoy it without taking two extra steps?

When he swam through the long corridor to the living room, he saw Gojo Satoru playing games with Riko Amauchi. They directly occupied the TV in the living room. The others had no TV to watch, so they had to sit on the sofa and watch the two of them racing.

"If you want to surpass me, you want to be beautiful!"

"Ah, it's too much."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah

Gojo Gojo laughed, and bullied Tenuchi Riko even harder, making Arzhi shake his head.

Wu-chan's bad personality is the type that the more you talk about him, the more excited he becomes. If Riko-chan doesn't react so strongly, he may be let go.

"Yes, that's how it was made up, and then you have to go around in this direction, be careful, don't let your hair loose..."

Al turned his head and saw that on the pink blanket next to the sofa, Nanako and Mimiko were playing with dolls. This was bought by Manami Suda and Lalu when they went to the mall to buy clothes. It is said that it is the best choice for little girls at this stage. like.

The two little girls are dressing their newly bought dolls in beautiful little clothes, while Kuroi Misato is teaching Xia Youjie how to braid their daughters' hair.

"..."

He was amazed.

Al swam over smoothly, and saw Xia Youjie struggling to fix Nanako's hair with hairpins. Although the overall look was a little rough, it could be seen that this hairstyle took time and thought.

Kuroi Misato said: "Yeah, not bad, Xia You-sama. If Nanako has long hair in the future, it should look better with this hairstyle."

Xia Youjie smiled and picked up the pink bunny hairpin, and clamped the extra hair, he asked Nanako: "Does Nanako want to have long hair in the future?"

Nanako was holding the doll in her hands, she was obviously absent-minded, she blushed and nodded, and said softly, "I will grow long hair."

Al showed an incomprehensible expression on the side.

This, this is obviously not "I want to grow long hair", but "I must have long hair", right?

Xia Youjie turned his head, only then did he notice that Al was coming.

"Al? Didn't you go to sleep?"

This morning, Al and Gojo Satoru had just left for a mission. After returning, Al went to sleep, and Gojo Satoru played games with Riko Tenouchi.

Al shook his head and said, "I didn't sleep well, I just came out after reading the forum for two hours in bed."

Xia Youjie laughed, "The Cursor Forum, is it about "Spiritual Adventure 2"?"

"Spiritual adventure. Now that "Spiritual Adventure 2" has aired to the last episode, the forum is still discussing the episode we appeared in."

Judging from this posture, it is estimated that the "Alai God" they "participated in" will become a classic forever.

"Thanks to "Spiritual Adventure", the number of ordinary followers of the Panxing Cult has indeed increased recently, but there are not enough conjurers. Apart from the three of us, only Lalu can travel alone to exorcise curse spirits. There is a serious shortage of manpower."

Kuroi Misato is a housekeeper, Suda Manami is a civil servant, Aisaka Junzi and Higa Makoto are psychics, Nanako, Mimiko, and Yagi Riku are still in the learning stage, and they can't be counted on. The only combat power is Lalu.

Moreover, as the Panxing Sect grew bigger and bigger, Xia Youjie became more and more busy. The commissions that needed to go out recently were sent by Al and Gojo Satoru together, so the real combat power is actually only three, and the three of them It's not easy to cope with the constant stream of commissions.

Although most of the commissions are oolongs such as "water pipes are aging", "windows are leaking", "there are mice in the walls", and so on.

This morning, as soon as Wujo Gojo entered the client's house, he was overwhelmed: "The water pipes in your house haven't been repaired for several years? Are you sure the windows are not leaking? How many years has this house been built? Are there any mice?"

Directly confused the client.

It turned out that after careful inspection, my good guy, it was a three-layer buff: "While the windows are leaking, the water pipes are aging, and the walls are indeed empty."

There are too many parts to be repaired, Gojo Satoru suggested that they move directly.

Client: ...

Al patted the soft blanket with the tip of his tail.

"Hasn't Lalu come back?"

"Lalu? No, he's a little far away. I called him after you and Wu came back, and he said that he won't be able to return to the Panxing Palace until about four o'clock in the afternoon."

"Yeah, after all, Wu-chan and I came back in a flash, and Wu-chan's teleportation has really become more and more proficient recently." Al said sincerely: "As expected of Wu-chan."

Poor Mr. Lalu, because he can't teleport, he has to spend a lot of time on the way to and from get off work.

Xia Youjie said: "Yes, at least you will be able to come back quickly when you come back. Business trips are much more convenient than Lalu. Well, we still have to find a way to recruit more talents..."

"There are indeed many unemployed curse masters in the curse master forum, but the curse masters basically have human lives in their hands, and the social circle is also very chaotic, so it is not suitable to be absorbed into the Panxing sect."

Al tapped the back of Xia Youjie's hand with the tip of his tail: "But, we can ask them to help Jiejiang collect the curse spirits!"

"...?"

"We can ask for a price. The fourth-level spell spirit is one thousand, the third-level spell spirit is three thousand, and so on. Well, the price is of course up to you, because I don't know much about the market price of spell spirits. In short, like this Once it comes, those curse masters who work their lives for money will come to the door with their own curse spirits, and Jiejiang just needs to sit in the Panxing Palace and wait for the curse spirits to come by themselves!"

Xia Youjie was shocked.

He showed a suddenly realized expression: "That's right, this way I don't have to collect the spell spirits myself. It is good to collect the spell spirits of the third and fourth levels directly from the believers. The most important thing to buy is the spell spirits above the second level. The spell spirit has spells, and the price can be increased as appropriate."

Al took the credit and said, "How is it? I have always been very concerned about Jie-chan's matter~"

Xia Youjie smoothed the hair skillfully, and praised: "Thank you, Al."

The berserk warrior who was easy to coax showed a contented and intoxicated expression.

Mimiko stared at Al's tail for a long time, and waited until they finished chatting before asking in a low voice, "Master Al, can I pet your tail?"

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then their eyes fell on Al's big tail in unison.

Al proudly said, "Does Mimiko think my tail looks good too? You can pet it!"

Nanako's eyes lit up, "I want it too, I want to touch it too, Master Al!"

"Mmmmm, okay, okay."

He is very fond of his precious granddaughter.

Riko Tennouchi, who had just finished playing a game, swooped over: "I, I, I, I want to touch too! That bastard Wutiao tortured me so badly, I ask for comfort!"

Makoto Higa on the sofa said cautiously, "Master Al, I want to touch it too!"

Al graciously accepted all of them.

Gojo Satoru snorted, "You're not going to play now?"

Tenuchi Riko rolled happily while hugging Al's tail: "What do you know? This is called an intermission!"

During the intermission, Manami Sugata walked in from the outside and said happily, "Everyone, I have some news. Senior Aisaka just called me and said that Director Ishida would like to visit Panxingjiao."

Everyone: "!!!"

coming!

this day!finally come!Panxingjiao is going to be officially on TV!

……

Kyoto.

High School of Magic.

Rotten oranges meeting room.

"Is everyone here?"

"Seven or seven or eight or eight. What's the matter?"

The long-nosed old man clapped his hands, and the conscientious assistant supervisor turned on the projector, and a video was projected on the white cloth in front of the conference room.

"This is the extra chapter of the variety show "Spiritual Adventure 2"—Pan Xingjiao chapter."

Pan Xingjiao?

The high-level executives lifted their spirits and looked at the big screen.

In the video, Xia Youjie, dressed in cassock, shows a friendly smile to the camera. He is obviously only a teenager, but he is loving and dignified like a Buddha.

"I know that a lot of people have been paying attention to the Panxing Sect recently. It started on the day of the Heichuan Township incident, but in fact, the Panxing Sect started helping everyone a long time ago."

Rotten oranges: "..."

Who is this bumbling liar face?Isn't it the mantra that doesn't know good and bad? !

The bad feeling suddenly intensified.

Sure enough, everything in the camera, a boy with light green long hair appeared in the camera, the boy in black and gold hunting clothes held a microphone, and said shyly to the camera: "Really, I was given such a heavy task suddenly, so I value it so much." me?"

Rotten oranges: "..."

For some reason, they panicked when they heard this sentence.

"I'm Al, the mascot of the Panxing Cult. By the way, the Panxing Cult is also known as Al's Support Club. If you join the Panxing Cult, everyone will come to pay homage to me every day. Hehe, although I just want to be recognized by my The children saw it, but there was nothing they could do about it, after all, it was a mascot entrusted with important tasks..."

The person outside the camera seemed to say something to Al, and Al restrained his strange smile, and said seriously: "I don't know if you still remember the auction of Su Fang Hongzi a year ago? I think everyone must remember Xiaobu’s mask, to be honest, at the time of the incident, the two exorcists who were sealing Xiaobu’s mask on the stage were actually members of the Panxing Cult.”

Rotten oranges: "..."

The young man with long green hair took the microphone and walked into the storage room of Panxing Palace. In the storage room, two figures, one tall and one short, were pretending to be wiping Schober's mask.

"Excuse me, Wujiang, Nizijiang, I wonder if you have time to say a few words?"

Two busy figures with their backs to the camera turned around. The man was tall, with white hair and blue eyes, and wearing sunglasses. The woman was a head smaller than him, but she was considered very tall among women. With short hair, the tear mole under her eyes also gave her a lazy temperament.

Rotten oranges: "???"

Xia Youjie has already appeared on the scene, and it was completely within their expectation that Wujo Wu would appear on the scene, but what happened to the family?

One of the rotten oranges was shocked and said: "Did the family also drop out of school?!"

The long-nosed old man said gloomyly: "No, I specifically asked Ye Mo Zhengdao, and Ye Mo Zhengdao didn't know anything about it. Today, I am still attending class in the high school as if nothing had happened."

"..."

The rotten oranges gritted their teeth, these brats are indeed in the same gang!

In the video, Al pretended to be curious and asked, "Excuse me, what were you two doing here just now?"

"As you can see." Jiarui Nitzi said coolly: "We are inspecting Xiaobu's mask. There are terrible demons inhabiting Xiaobu's mask. You must be vigilant at all times. Once the devil inside is released, then, The whole constellation is very dangerous."

Rotten oranges: "..."

You fart!The seal on Xiaobu's mask is very strong, so he won't act as a demon himself, and isn't Xiaobu's mask kept in the collection room of the Tokyo Conjuration Academy?Why does it appear in the Panxing Palace?Who stole it, who stole it? !

Al showed a very exaggerated frightened expression, "That's really too dangerous. Master Jiarui, Gojo Miko said in front of the camera that you are still in school. Is this true?"

Jia Ruozi sighed.

"It's true. As a high school student, I was very busy with my studies. Many of my peers who lacked perseverance could no longer bear the pressure and dropped out of school. Only I persisted. In order to balance my studies and work as an exorcist, I often stayed up late It's dawn, but it doesn't matter, as long as it can help more people, what's the point of sacrificing a little sleep time?"

Al wiped his tears with his sleeve, "It's really, really touching. Nitro, Nitro, my good daughter, you suffered so much grievance when I was away, how could this happen? Those people who treat you so badly still hire It is best to burn the old things of underage child labor..."

Rotten oranges: "..."

are you crazy! ! !

Gojo Satoru took a step forward calmly, and squeezed the inexplicably crazy Al out of the camera, "Hey, anyway, you have already seen the Shoble mask you are thinking about, do you have any other questions? If not, don't disturb our work Yes, I am very busy as the God Son of the Panxing Cult."

Rotten oranges: "..."

Wake up!You are the god son of the Wujo family!The Wutiao family has raised you for more than ten years, not to make you a liar!

Yagi Riku, who had to step up because of Al's sudden strike, was very panicked. He covered his face with his hands, and asked Gojo Satoru according to the script: "This... Gojo God, please, are you, uh, a foreigner?" ?"

"That's right." Gojo Wujo said without blushing without panting, "I am a Russian. After coming here, I was deeply attracted by the mysterious power of the East, so I decided to stay here as the Son of God."

Rotten oranges: "..."

Wujo home!Where is the five house!You still don't care about this nonsense brat? !

The executives suddenly missed Gojo Satoru when he was a child. Although he had a cold face all day long when he was a child, a stinky fart that no one looked down on, but now this liar who is full of trains is really making people's blood pressure rise.

Everything in the picture, the rock star Aikawa Fuyuya, who has been popular all over Japan recently, showed his face.

"Pan Xing Sect?" The handsome boy with blond hair smiled slightly, and said gently: "Pan Xing Sect helped me wash away my mother's grievances and exposed Su Fang Hongzi's true face. I have always been very grateful to them. Since that incident, I will pay homage to Panxing Palace every month to show my respect."

The rotten oranges wondered, "Who is this?"

"Hmm...it seems to be a rock star. He is quite famous. There is still a poster of him in my granddaughter's room."

The long-nosed old man said gloomyly: "In the case of Xiao Bu's mask before, the woman who was blamed for committing suicide was called Lan Chuan Xue Nai, and she was this person's mother."

Another rotten orange complained: "Isn't that right? The Panxing Palace has only been built for a few months? According to him, he has been visiting the Panxing Palace for a year. Isn't this nonsense?!"

"Hehe, it must be the helper that scheming Xia Youjie recruited to trick ordinary people into paying homage to the Panxing Palace."

They are right.

At the beginning, Lanchuan Fuyuya said to Al himself, "If you need help, just come to me", and the Panxing Sect just needed a spokesperson who is very prestigious in ordinary people's society, so they approached Lanchuan unceremoniously. Fuyuya.

After Lanchuan Fuyuya heard this, he agreed without much hesitation.

What are you afraid of?These few are conjurers with real skills, and they are not liars who swindle money. It is not a lie to give them Amway to the public.

The camera turned again, and Al, who had resumed work, was holding a microphone and interviewing Riko Tenuchi and Misato Kuroi in front of the flower bed.

Tenuchi Riko and Kuroi Misato are carefully taking care of the flowers in the flower bed. Seeing the camera, Tenuchi Riko smiled playfully: "Hi everyone, I am the saint of the Panxing Palace, huh? Are you asking about these flowers? Are these flowers While praying for everyone, I carefully cultivated it, and it will bring good luck to the believers."

Al hypocritically said: "Sounds awesome, may I ask my lord, how do these flowers bring good luck to everyone?"

Tennai Riko replied: "If there is a believer who is unlucky, I will send him a pot of flowers to wish him good luck. Of course, people who are not believers can also buy these flowers. After all, the Panxing Sect is a great church that treats everyone equally. For example, the sachets in the online store "Panxing Xiaopu" are filled with these dried lucky flowers. If you order online, you only need two bottles of Coke to buy them. "

Misato Kuroi blushed, and said stumblingly, "Well, in addition to the lucky sachet, the online store also has shou, bracelets, combs, wind chimes, etc., all of which are carefully prepared by us. Welcome everyone to pay attention to the disk. Xingjiao's online shop."

Rotten Orange: "..."

Crazy, crazy, these people have gone crazy.

After advertising for the online store "Panxing Xiaopu", the video began to show the preaching scene of the ancestors and believers. Xia Youjie took the speech script and gave a generous (false) (false) under the watchful eyes of the camera. His impassioned speech fully demonstrated his personality charm as the godfather.

After the lecture, Al stopped the believers who had exited from the lecture hall.

He stopped a family of four.

The man is burly and the woman is tall and beautiful. They have a pair of twin daughters who are very cute.Apart from the different styles of painting, this family is not like a family at all, and there is nothing wrong with it.

Al asked with a smile: "May I ask how you evaluate the preaching of Master Patriarch?"

Sugata Manami said sincerely: "My heart is as if it has been washed by holy water. It is very calm and very happy. Come to listen to the preaching of the godfather on weekends and meditate with the godfather. This is what I look forward to most every week. and motivation for life."

Nanako said: "We, we like Master Xia You very much!"

Mimiko nodded vigorously.

Lalu said intoxicated, "He is such a good man~"

The host Al also showed an intoxicated expression along with him: "Yes, Jie Jiang is really a peerless good man."

The rotten oranges in the conference room: "..."

"Ah! There is a family there, let's interview them too!"

The second family stopped was a family of three. The young couple with their children acted very cautiously when they saw the camera.

Hideki Tahara said: "The adults of the Panxing Sect are really powerful. They saved my daughter's life. Because of their relationship, the relationship between our husband and wife has become more harmonious than before."

Chanel on the side smiled shyly, Zhisha stretched out her little hand: "I like it!"

Rotten oranges: "..."

Hehe, those who don't know think that the Panxing Sect is selling some strong medicine.Wait, it's not really for sale, is it? !

In the end, Al led the audience to the divination room, where they met Makoto Higa.

The girl with colorful hair was wearing a big pretentious cloak, with very rebellious tattoos on her wrists. Although she had a "I'm not easy to mess with" skin, the girl looked very nervous.

Al patted her on the shoulder lightly: "I heard that there is a very powerful fortune-teller in the Panxing Palace, and I finally saw it today, oh hehe. May I ask Master Higa, how do you perform fortune-telling for everyone?"

"Well, it's like this...everyone in this world has 'threads', and I judge a person's fate based on the direction of these 'threads'. It sounds a bit pretentious, but generally it doesn't Wrong."

"So that's how it is! It's amazing!" Al exaggerated: "You can talk to this powerful divination room for only [-] yen. If you don't want to act, you are welcome to call Pan Xinggong and make an appointment in advance!"

The rotten oranges gritted their teeth: "..."

"The interview of this episode is coming to an end. Master Higa, autumn is here, do you want to do an autumn divination for the audience?"

Higa Makoto with colorful hair picked up the crystal ball, but because she was not very skilled, the crystal ball slipped from her palm several times.

"Ah, um, that..." Higa Makoto looked at the camera and said seriously: "This autumn is not suitable for getting together, especially if people who are very old, high-ranking, and have bad intentions always get together , can easily bring bad luck.”

"Okay! Thank you for your divination! Beautiful Miss Fortune Teller!"

This unexplained visit video of the Panxing Sect ended here. With Simentong's new song "Your mother's AK14 is hanging on your bedside", the list of people participating in this interview also began to scroll.

Rotten oranges: "..."

They were strangely silent, not wanting to say anything.

Forget it.

forget it.

Just when they were silent for a long time, until Simentong's new song finished playing, and another video began to play at the end of the film, the long-nosed old man woke up like a dream.

"Wait, what is that?"

The rotten oranges took a closer look and saw that a mess of images was playing on the white cloth in front of them. Finally, the picture was fixed on a strange well.

"..."

In the silence, a female ghost with black hair and white clothes climbed out of the well and limped towards them.

"!!!"

The well-informed long-nosed old man was so frightened that his nose would fly off.

"It's Sadako's cursed image! Shut it off! Shut it off! Don't let it get out! Damn it, why does Sadako's image appear here? Where is the Gojo house? What does the Gojo house that seals Sadako do? !"