COSER, summoned by the strongest
Chapter 75 131132 2 Chapters in 1
The big restaurant on the first floor of Panxing Palace is filled with the aroma of hot pot.
Nanako and Mimiko were full of anticipation.
They stared helplessly at the bubbling pot, but none of the adults around moved first.
In the inexplicably tense atmosphere, the greedy and greedy children had no choice but to keep swallowing, praying in their hearts that an adult would come quickly to cook the ingredients, but the adults they were looking forward to were all staring at the table. Do not move.
After a while, Noctua Zhengdao broke the silence and said, "Are you still cooking?"
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone grabbed the trays at hand and eagerly poured fresh ingredients into the pot.
Night Moth said rightly: "..."
Is he that scary?
Isn't it just beating up the three problem children of Al Wutiao Xiayou one by one?
Al, who was about to die of hunger, urged: "Hurry up, mutton rolls, mutton rolls, mutton rolls!"
His mouth is smooth, fat but not greasy mutton rolls!
Suck!
Xia Youjie couldn't resist his urging, and poured a whole plate of mutton rolls into it. Now it's dinner time, not only the kids, but the adults are also very hungry.
Riko Tennai stomped her feet anxiously: "And what about the tofu eggs that Lixiang and I bought back? That's super soft, put it in quickly!"
Kuroi Misato hurriedly said: "Here, come, don't worry, miss."
Yagi Riku asked expectantly: "Master Suda, can we put mushrooms?"
Manami Suda waved her hand: "You can put whatever you want, and you can eat it when it's cooked!"
I'm so hungry, who cares about the order of cooking!
Wujo Wu was quite calm, and he still felt a little disgusted: "Are you so hungry? I'm not hungry at all now."
Al rolled his eyes: "Isn't it because you stole my octopus sausage!"
"Huh? What happened to some of your sausages?"
"Wow, Wujiang, is it a question of how many you eat? You have eaten all of them, and there is not one left!"
Today's protagonist, Jiarui Nitzi, complained: "Arguing at the dinner table because of a bag of sausages, you really haven't made any progress at all."
Xia Youjie echoed, "Not only did they quarrel over stealing the sausage, they also quarreled over whether the sausage is called octopus sausage or little red sausage."
Jia Ruozi was taken aback for a moment, and then pondered: "Seriously, isn't it called a Vienna sausage?"
Xia Youjie: "..."
It's all about people.
To him, a sausage is a sausage, and at most it can be classified into chicken, beef, and seafood. As for what the sausage is called... it doesn't matter what it is called, right?
He first put the scalded mutton roll for Al, then added vegetables to Nanako and Mimiko, and then said to the person diagonally opposite: "Sister Lizi, put some meat for Li Xiang, she is small and her hands are short enough not."
"Oh oh oh."
Tennai Riko quickly took a plate and put a lot of food for Kimoto Rika. Since she had no experience in taking care of others, she looked a little clumsy and almost knocked over the juice in front of her.
Higa Makoto helped her remove the things in time: "It's alright, Riko-chan, it will get cold if you eat more."
As he said that, he poured juice for Riko Tenuchi and Rika Kimoto.
"Although cola is more suitable for hot pot, carbonated drinks are not good for teeth. You are still young, so drink fruit juice."
Qiben Lixiang said obediently: "Well, the juice is also delicious."
Riko Tenuchi asked curiously: "Makoto Makoto, what's in your cup? The color is different from ours."
Although she smoked, drank and had tattoos, Higa Makoto, who was always treated as an underage girl, said softly, "It's wine."
Riko Amouchi & Rika Kimoto: "!!!"
Jia Ruozi's eyes lit up, "Wine? Who's drinking?"
Higa Makoto raised his hand, and the housekeeper quickly said, "I want it too. Is it beer? Come on, have a little."
An Geji also said: "I want to drink too!"
The death sight of Noctua Zhengdao immediately shot over, and Nitrate and Ange Ji froze, and Nitrate flattered him and said, "Teacher, today is my birthday, so let's drink beer! Just today!"
"..."
Ok.
Seeing that Jia Ru Nizi hadn't relaxed for a long time, Ye Mozheng thought about it for a while, but still nodded reluctantly, Jia Ru Ni Zi and An Ge Ji immediately cheered: "Yeah!"
Suda Manami said with interest: "Then add me too."
Lalu, who is also an adult, also happily joined the topic: "Does anyone drink white wine?"
"Me, me, me." Kuroi Misato said positively, "I can drink!"
The number of people wanting to drink suddenly increased, Sugata Manami asked by the way: "Master Xia You, Mr. Wujo, Mr. Al, do you want to drink?"
Al shook his head.
He has grown up a long time ago, but he has never liked the taste of wine, so he has never drank alcohol very much.
Gojo Satoru said readily, "Okay."
Xia Youjie hesitated a bit, "But Wu, we are not yet adults."
Wujo Goha smiled and said mockingly: "Jie, you are the leader of a cult now, and the leader of a cult is still afraid of drinking when he is underage. Is it plausible to spread the word?"
Xia Youjie: "..."
Well justified, he shakes shamefully.
So they carried out a major seat adjustment, all those who drank sat together to drink, and all those who did not drink sat together to drink.
In a blink of an eye, there were only three children left around Al, Riko Amaki, Riku Yagi and Yuo Haibara.
——That's right, Nanami also went to drink.
Because the expression of the moth Zhengdao is not very good-looking, the "drinking group" over there is lining up to toast the moth Zhengdao very flatteringly.
Al: "..."
Tsk tsk tsk, is this a social animal who is very good at judging the situation?
Mimiko pulled Laal's clothes and asked curiously, "Master Al, is the wine good?"
Al shook his head: "It's not good, it's better than Yakult. It is estimated that Wujiang will return to our table soon."
"That's right." Riko Tennouchi snickered and said, "What kind of wine can a sweetie like him drink? The wine is really terrible."
Nanako wowed: "Has sister Lizi ever drank too?"
"I've drank Heijing, but it's so choking, I'll never drink it again."
Al threw a lot of meat into the pot again, and said in a low voice, "Riko, go and steal the meat they don't eat, and let the drunkards drink, as long as there are peanuts as an appetizer."
"Hahahahahahaha, good!"
Tiannai Riko happily went to steal the ingredients of the "drinking group".
Al inhaled the aroma of the hot pot intoxicatedly, and took time out of his busy schedule to chat with Xiong Hui, "Hui Yuan, how is school?"
"Everything is fine at school." Hui Yuanxiong was full of energy as always, "I just hope that the seniors don't send Shirai here again, we can't beat her, and I can only stare at her for an hour every day, it's really tiring! Qi Hai went to buy a lot of eye drops when the supermarket got six times points last week?"
"Ugh?"
Al knew that Xia Youjie had been sending the curse spirits to exercise Qihai and Huiyuan's ability to deal with the enemy, but he didn't expect that they would deal with the curse spirits by staring at them.
"But Huiyuan, that Shirai has almost been weakened by Jiejiang to a quasi-level one."
"Quasi-level one, wow, it's really amazing!"
Al: "..."
His two masters are too powerful, and he has already regarded it as normal to get rid of the first-level curse spirits.
Al crossed half the table, patted Hui Yuanxiong's shoulder vigorously, and said earnestly: "The road to becoming stronger is long and difficult, you guys continue to break with Shirai, otherwise Wu-chan and Jie-chan will not be at ease. "
Hui Yuanxiong: "..."
He seems to have understood the subtext of Al's "you are very good".
Before he could express his embarrassment, the blond heroic spirit said solemnly: "By the way, the proprietress of Xianwang Township asked us to say hello to you."
Hui Yuanxiong immediately forgot the embarrassment just now, he said happily: "Senior Al, have you ever returned to Xianwang Township?"
"Yes, there was a case about evil spirits before, so I went there. Xianwang Township is much cleaner now."
Qiben Lixiang said: "Master Al, the meat is ready!"
"Mmmmmmm!"
With tenacious perseverance, Al gave points to the children first, and then swallowed his mutton roll in one gulp. While eating, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and showed the photos on the mobile phone to Hui Yuanxiong, Hui Yuanxiong Xiong was pleasantly surprised: "Wow, the signboard has been changed, so cute!"
At this time, Hui Yuanxiong moved the backpack that was placed on a certain chair. Something was trying to escape from the backpack. Nanako noticed this. She was startled at first, and then reminded nervously: " Lord Al, that bag is moving!"
"Ok?"
Al followed her gaze.
"Huh? Haibara, is that your bag?"
Grayhara shot his head, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He quickly opened the backpack, and a black-and-white panda in pants crawled out of the backpack. Hui Yuanxiong said with an apologetic face, "I'm sorry, I almost forgot about you!"
Kimoto Rika exclaimed: "Giant panda!"
It's on TV, giant panda!
Al's eyes lit up: "Wow, giant panda, let it in quickly, let it in, let it eat giant panda meat!"
Fat Da: "..."
Hui Yuanxiong: "..."
Hui Yuanxiong said in shock: "Eh? Eh? Senior Al, don't you know it? No, you should know it..."
Fat Da said quietly: "Stupid Al, I'm covered in cotton all over my body, boiled cotton is not tasty."
Al lamented: "That's such a pity, giant pandas don't have giant panda meat, oh, how could this happen!"
Pang Da: "...It's great that I don't have giant panda meat."
Others stared wide-eyed at this cute little guy who could talk—a panda? !
Riko Tenuchi, who came back with all kinds of dishes, was taken aback: "Huh? What is this!"
Hui Yuanxiong introduced: "This child is called Pang Da, the child of Teacher Noctua, and he is a super powerful mantra!"
Pang Da waved his black claws and greeted everyone with a soft voice: "Hi everyone, I'm Pang Da."
Most of the people present didn't know what the mantra was, they just said in shock: "The giant panda is really talking!"
Panda is also used to people who are always surprised by his existence when they meet for the first time. It scratched its head and said calmly, "Can I have hot pot now?"
Al asked: "Can you eat hot pot now?"
Fat Da said: "Of course!"
The growth rate of Manju Pangda is astonishing. In spring, it was still such a small ball, but in winter it was already so big. Not only can it talk, but it can also eat hot pot.
Hui Yuanxiong proudly said: "As expected of Teacher Noctua's masterpiece!"
But Al snorted, and said in a low voice, "There's another mouth...Pang Da, don't you drink?"
Pang Da said solemnly: "Please don't try to drive giant panda babies under one year old to the drinking group."
Then, everyone watched in amazement that the panda picked up the chopsticks by himself, and happily picked up a piece of mushroom from the hot pot to eat.
"!!!"
Is it really okay?Can it really be swallowed?Will it really not damage the cotton inside the body?
Al gave him a fish cake with a blank expression: "I knew you were coming, I should have bought some more bamboo shoots."
Pang Da softly said: "Finally said something human, Al."
At this time, the "drinking group" next to him finally noticed the existence of Pang Da. Manami Sugata exclaimed in surprise, "Is this—the cursed skeleton of the puppeteer?"
There are not many puppeteers in the magic world, but the most famous among them is Noctua Masato from the Tokyo High School of Magic, so she can understand the situation at a glance.
Pang Da nodded, and said very politely: "Hello. Excuse me, I'm here for dinner."
"!!!" Manami Suda was shocked: "It—how could it still talk to me?!"
Noctua Zhengdao coughed lightly, and said modestly: "Let me introduce, this child is my highest masterpiece, a mutated curse skeleton that can act independently."
boom!
With a loud noise, Gojo Wu fell back straight, Xia Youjie and Jiaru Nitrozi were taken aback for a moment.
"Enlightened?!"
"Five?!"
Al here was also shocked: "Wu-chan?!"
They hurried forward to check, and found that Gojo Satoru was breathing evenly, but he was just asleep.
Al: "..."
Xia Youjie: "..."
Home into the glass: "..."
They looked at each other in a daze for a while, before Xia Youjie said uncertainly, "He—couldn't he be drunk?"
Hard as it is to believe, it seems, indeed, that is the case.
Jia Ruozi was even a little affectionate: "I swear he took such a small sip. With this amount of alcohol, he will basically say goodbye to alcohol in this life."
Aldao: "Well...it's pretty good that I didn't go crazy with drunkenness and fired spell-powered light cannons everywhere."
Xia Youjie & Jia Ruzi: "..."
Al was right.
Because of Wujo Wu's sudden disconnection and Pang Da's sudden appearance, the restaurant was in chaos for a while, and finally Xia Youjie sent Wujo Wu back to the room. When he came back, everyone turned off the lights and lit candles for the cake. Sang a birthday song for Shou Xing's family.
"Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you!"
Jia Ruozi wore a paper crown, made a birthday wish, and blew out the candle in one gulp.
"Yeah!" Everyone applauded and shouted: "Cut the cake! Cut the cake! Cut-egg-cake!"
The three children jumped on the ground expectantly, and Iiriko, who was in charge of cutting the cake, specially distributed the six flowers on the cake to Al, Riko Amauchi, Nanako, Mimiko, Rika Kimoto and herself.
An hour later, the birthday party at the family's home was finally over. The drunkards continued to drink at the small bar in the Panxing Palace, and some tired people went back to their rooms to sleep. Lalu invited Nanami Jianren and Hui Yuanxiong to have fun Playing billiards in the living room, while at home, Ru Nizi went outside to play in the snow with Ange Ji.
Ye Mozhengdao, Xia Youjie and Al sat in front of the fireplace in the living room on the third floor.
Almo eats fried chicken.
Ye Mozheng looked at him for a while, and said curiously: "You are really old-fashioned. As long as you can afford to support you, Pan Xing Sect is very good."
Al said modestly: "No, they still have a lot of room for improvement."
If you ask him how many points he can give the owners, he will definitely score 99 points, and the difference is to encourage the owners to make persistent efforts.
Night Moth said rightly: "..."
After roasting like this for a long time, Ye Mozhengdao sighed: "Your Panxing Palace is doing well."
When the students just defected, he was so anxious that he couldn't sleep for days and nights. Later, he joined the high-level officials and watched them grow bigger and bigger. A while ago, he even appeared on TV, and several famous stars came out to speak for them. , Even Simentong praised the masters of Panxing Cult in his live broadcast room for being very handsome. Now, Panxing Cult is already very famous in ordinary people's society.
Xia Youjie smiled and asked, "Doesn't the teacher consider changing jobs to come to me? My salary here is much higher than that of teachers."
"Hmph, I will be the principal by the end of next year, and I won't change jobs at this time."
Being the headmaster was something he had been looking forward to for many years, and no amount of salary from Pan Xinggong would be able to lure him away.
however……
"But there is one thing I want to ask of you."
"what?"
"Pang Da, it's too special, and it's easy to be coveted. The higher-ups will send some new teachers next semester, all of them are theirs, and the existence of Pang Da can no longer be concealed. I think about it, Pang Da Just stay here with you."
"..."
Xia Youjie said quietly: "Teacher, do you know what our nickname is?"
Noctua looked at him puzzledly.
Al posted the answer: "Pan Xing Nursery."
……
The day of the interview was a sunny day.
The time for the interview was chosen in a leisurely afternoon, and Yamazaki stepped into Panxing Palace nervously wearing a three-piece suit and a warm overcoat.
He deliberately took off the glasses used by the auxiliary supervisors, so he couldn't see the magic spirits around the Panxing Palace, but he noticed that there were brooms and shovels floating on both sides, helping to shovel the snow spontaneously.
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
This is a curse, right?This is a curse, right?This is definitely a curse spirit, right? !Is it really okay to release the magic spirit to shovel snow in broad daylight? !
Yamazaki walked up the steps tremblingly and entered the Panxing Palace. He saw suspended brooms, mops and trash cans everywhere. He stood in a daze for a while and decided to find the meeting room where the interview was held.
The poor Mr. Undercover accidentally passed by the Panxing Shop, and he saw a pair of twins looking at the store, and they were seriously discussing the question of who is the mascot of the Panxing Palace, "Master Al" and "Pang Da". The little girl with lighter hair came to the conclusion: "There is a reason for the delicate relationship between Master Al and Pang Da. The positioning of the mascot has completely crashed!"
"..."
Isn't the mascot of their Panxing Palace that black-and-gold hunting-clothed boy who spits out a lot of fire?It seems to be called Al?He could still set up a collision with a giant panda?
Yamazaki stepped forward and asked, "Little sisters, can I ask you something?"
Nanako and Mimiko looked up at him at the same time, and Yamazaki squeezed out a very friendly smile: "Where is the meeting room for the interview?"
The kind-hearted twin sisters personally took him to the door of the meeting room on the other side. Yamazaki backed off and thanked him. He opened the door carefully and saw that everyone except himself had arrived.
A girl with long hair, a beautiful boy with white hair, and a man who was so ordinary that he could compete with him.
Yamazaki Tai greeted them, sat down on a chair in the meeting room, and broke the silence first: "I am Yamazaki Tai, I heard that there are three people participating in this interview, but here...is there too much?" Alone? Hahaha, I have no malice, just asking, just asking!"
The white-haired boy said, "Ah, if you are asking who is the redundant person, then the redundant one must be me."
The young man was tall and thin, his skin color was unhealthy white, and he looked sickly weak: "How could a person like me be invited for an interview by such a hopeful church? He could only come with Sin Mu." Just joining in the fun."
The girl on the side lowered her head timidly, as if she was a little afraid of the teenagers around her, but she couldn't refuse other people's request to go with her because of her personality. She nervously picked her fingers, and her body was covered with bandages.
Is it hurt?
Aware of Yamazaki's gaze, the girl said, "I... I'm Satsuki Mikan, and I'm here to interview a health worker."
Health worker, then he is not his competitor.
Yamazaki turned his gaze to the man in the corner, "Eh? What's wrong with your forehead...?"
"Is this?" The man smiled politely, "Because of a serious illness, he had an operation, but now he is almost fully recovered."
Indeed, the sutures on the forehead accounted for about one-third of the place, and if everything goes well, it will heal within a few months.
Yamazaki retreated, "What position did you apply for?"
Wouldn't it be a housekeeper too?If he is also a housekeeper, then he is his strong opponent this time!
Sato Naohua said calmly, "He is the deputy of the Patriarch."
The others were taken aback, and they all said with emotion: "It's amazing."
"Amazing!"
"Bravo."
Sato Naoka seemed to have seen through Yamazaki's thoughts, and said kindly: "Everyone applies for different positions. If I guess correctly, we hope to be admitted together."
Sinwood Mikan breathed a sigh of relief.
"Great, if the interview fails, she will be very disappointed with me..."
Her mission is to break into the Panxing Cult, gain the trust of the Panxing Cult's top management within one to two years, and then find the right opportunity to lead them to become desperate believers, and then turn the entire Panxing Cult into a follower of the desperate leader. By.
As long as this task is completed, her lover, her god, that beautiful and gentle adult will definitely love her even more...
The white-haired boy approached her ear calmly and asked softly, "Who will be disappointed?"
"Yeah!" Sinmu Mikan was taken aback, and quickly denied, "Nothing, nothing!"
Tai Yamazaki and Nawaka Sato looked away calmly, pretending that they didn't notice the subtle atmosphere between the two.
Five minutes later, the blond teenager pushed the door open and entered.
"Hi everyone, I'm the new head of the Personnel Department of Panxing Cult, and I'm also today's interviewer—Al."
He had nice blond hair, very beautiful blue eyes, no special expression on his face, and a listless tone, but he was strangely unoffensive.
Um?Al?
and many more!
Yamazaki raised his hand and tentatively asked, "Are you the one on TV, Al with light green hair?"
"Yes." Al said calmly, "It's just a change of hairstyle."
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
No, it's not about the hairstyle at all!That magic stick temperament has completely disappeared!Now he is just a listless otaku!Is the hair bonus really that big? !
"Well, it's troublesome to explain in detail, so I omitted all the above and the following. Alright, is there anyone here who has prepared desserts that can bribe me?"
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Sinwood Satsuma: "..."
The white-haired boy raised his hand: "I have chocolate here."
He took out a new chocolate from his pocket and handed it to Al. Al took the chocolate, opened it and took a bite on the spot.
Milk chocolate, so sweet, so many calories.
Al's eyes lit up: "What's your name, please?"
"Komaeda Nagito."
"Okay, you're accepted."
Yamazaki Tai: "!!!!!!!!!!"
Take the bribe!The interviewer accepted the bribe openly and in front of all interviewees! ! !
He stood up abruptly, "I, is it too late for me to buy it now?"
"It's too late." Al said calmly: "Bribing the examiner also pays attention to timing. Now is not the best time to receive gifts, and it is very likely to be reported on video, so I politely decline all subsequent bribes—after all, I am not What a greedy devil."
His self-talk skills are top-notch, and Nagito Komaeda, who was admitted inexplicably, wondered: "But, Mr. interviewer, I don't have any specialties at all. Can an idle waste like me join Panxing Cult?"
"Of course." Al said straightforwardly: "Then you can join the idle and trash department. By the way, you are the only one in this department."
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
Make a fuss, make a fuss?Saying this kind of thing is completely provocative, right? !Wait, that boy named Nagito Komaeda, don't show a reassuring expression!Don't just join the "idle and trash department" with peace of mind!
Aldao: "Okay, let's go straight to the topic for the rest of the interviewers. The content of the assessment of this interview is-clank! A real strong man! Work is only for the strong!!!”
Sato Naoka: "..."
Who sent this idiot here as an interviewer?
Nanako and Mimiko were full of anticipation.
They stared helplessly at the bubbling pot, but none of the adults around moved first.
In the inexplicably tense atmosphere, the greedy and greedy children had no choice but to keep swallowing, praying in their hearts that an adult would come quickly to cook the ingredients, but the adults they were looking forward to were all staring at the table. Do not move.
After a while, Noctua Zhengdao broke the silence and said, "Are you still cooking?"
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone grabbed the trays at hand and eagerly poured fresh ingredients into the pot.
Night Moth said rightly: "..."
Is he that scary?
Isn't it just beating up the three problem children of Al Wutiao Xiayou one by one?
Al, who was about to die of hunger, urged: "Hurry up, mutton rolls, mutton rolls, mutton rolls!"
His mouth is smooth, fat but not greasy mutton rolls!
Suck!
Xia Youjie couldn't resist his urging, and poured a whole plate of mutton rolls into it. Now it's dinner time, not only the kids, but the adults are also very hungry.
Riko Tennai stomped her feet anxiously: "And what about the tofu eggs that Lixiang and I bought back? That's super soft, put it in quickly!"
Kuroi Misato hurriedly said: "Here, come, don't worry, miss."
Yagi Riku asked expectantly: "Master Suda, can we put mushrooms?"
Manami Suda waved her hand: "You can put whatever you want, and you can eat it when it's cooked!"
I'm so hungry, who cares about the order of cooking!
Wujo Wu was quite calm, and he still felt a little disgusted: "Are you so hungry? I'm not hungry at all now."
Al rolled his eyes: "Isn't it because you stole my octopus sausage!"
"Huh? What happened to some of your sausages?"
"Wow, Wujiang, is it a question of how many you eat? You have eaten all of them, and there is not one left!"
Today's protagonist, Jiarui Nitzi, complained: "Arguing at the dinner table because of a bag of sausages, you really haven't made any progress at all."
Xia Youjie echoed, "Not only did they quarrel over stealing the sausage, they also quarreled over whether the sausage is called octopus sausage or little red sausage."
Jia Ruozi was taken aback for a moment, and then pondered: "Seriously, isn't it called a Vienna sausage?"
Xia Youjie: "..."
It's all about people.
To him, a sausage is a sausage, and at most it can be classified into chicken, beef, and seafood. As for what the sausage is called... it doesn't matter what it is called, right?
He first put the scalded mutton roll for Al, then added vegetables to Nanako and Mimiko, and then said to the person diagonally opposite: "Sister Lizi, put some meat for Li Xiang, she is small and her hands are short enough not."
"Oh oh oh."
Tennai Riko quickly took a plate and put a lot of food for Kimoto Rika. Since she had no experience in taking care of others, she looked a little clumsy and almost knocked over the juice in front of her.
Higa Makoto helped her remove the things in time: "It's alright, Riko-chan, it will get cold if you eat more."
As he said that, he poured juice for Riko Tenuchi and Rika Kimoto.
"Although cola is more suitable for hot pot, carbonated drinks are not good for teeth. You are still young, so drink fruit juice."
Qiben Lixiang said obediently: "Well, the juice is also delicious."
Riko Tenuchi asked curiously: "Makoto Makoto, what's in your cup? The color is different from ours."
Although she smoked, drank and had tattoos, Higa Makoto, who was always treated as an underage girl, said softly, "It's wine."
Riko Amouchi & Rika Kimoto: "!!!"
Jia Ruozi's eyes lit up, "Wine? Who's drinking?"
Higa Makoto raised his hand, and the housekeeper quickly said, "I want it too. Is it beer? Come on, have a little."
An Geji also said: "I want to drink too!"
The death sight of Noctua Zhengdao immediately shot over, and Nitrate and Ange Ji froze, and Nitrate flattered him and said, "Teacher, today is my birthday, so let's drink beer! Just today!"
"..."
Ok.
Seeing that Jia Ru Nizi hadn't relaxed for a long time, Ye Mozheng thought about it for a while, but still nodded reluctantly, Jia Ru Ni Zi and An Ge Ji immediately cheered: "Yeah!"
Suda Manami said with interest: "Then add me too."
Lalu, who is also an adult, also happily joined the topic: "Does anyone drink white wine?"
"Me, me, me." Kuroi Misato said positively, "I can drink!"
The number of people wanting to drink suddenly increased, Sugata Manami asked by the way: "Master Xia You, Mr. Wujo, Mr. Al, do you want to drink?"
Al shook his head.
He has grown up a long time ago, but he has never liked the taste of wine, so he has never drank alcohol very much.
Gojo Satoru said readily, "Okay."
Xia Youjie hesitated a bit, "But Wu, we are not yet adults."
Wujo Goha smiled and said mockingly: "Jie, you are the leader of a cult now, and the leader of a cult is still afraid of drinking when he is underage. Is it plausible to spread the word?"
Xia Youjie: "..."
Well justified, he shakes shamefully.
So they carried out a major seat adjustment, all those who drank sat together to drink, and all those who did not drink sat together to drink.
In a blink of an eye, there were only three children left around Al, Riko Amaki, Riku Yagi and Yuo Haibara.
——That's right, Nanami also went to drink.
Because the expression of the moth Zhengdao is not very good-looking, the "drinking group" over there is lining up to toast the moth Zhengdao very flatteringly.
Al: "..."
Tsk tsk tsk, is this a social animal who is very good at judging the situation?
Mimiko pulled Laal's clothes and asked curiously, "Master Al, is the wine good?"
Al shook his head: "It's not good, it's better than Yakult. It is estimated that Wujiang will return to our table soon."
"That's right." Riko Tennouchi snickered and said, "What kind of wine can a sweetie like him drink? The wine is really terrible."
Nanako wowed: "Has sister Lizi ever drank too?"
"I've drank Heijing, but it's so choking, I'll never drink it again."
Al threw a lot of meat into the pot again, and said in a low voice, "Riko, go and steal the meat they don't eat, and let the drunkards drink, as long as there are peanuts as an appetizer."
"Hahahahahahaha, good!"
Tiannai Riko happily went to steal the ingredients of the "drinking group".
Al inhaled the aroma of the hot pot intoxicatedly, and took time out of his busy schedule to chat with Xiong Hui, "Hui Yuan, how is school?"
"Everything is fine at school." Hui Yuanxiong was full of energy as always, "I just hope that the seniors don't send Shirai here again, we can't beat her, and I can only stare at her for an hour every day, it's really tiring! Qi Hai went to buy a lot of eye drops when the supermarket got six times points last week?"
"Ugh?"
Al knew that Xia Youjie had been sending the curse spirits to exercise Qihai and Huiyuan's ability to deal with the enemy, but he didn't expect that they would deal with the curse spirits by staring at them.
"But Huiyuan, that Shirai has almost been weakened by Jiejiang to a quasi-level one."
"Quasi-level one, wow, it's really amazing!"
Al: "..."
His two masters are too powerful, and he has already regarded it as normal to get rid of the first-level curse spirits.
Al crossed half the table, patted Hui Yuanxiong's shoulder vigorously, and said earnestly: "The road to becoming stronger is long and difficult, you guys continue to break with Shirai, otherwise Wu-chan and Jie-chan will not be at ease. "
Hui Yuanxiong: "..."
He seems to have understood the subtext of Al's "you are very good".
Before he could express his embarrassment, the blond heroic spirit said solemnly: "By the way, the proprietress of Xianwang Township asked us to say hello to you."
Hui Yuanxiong immediately forgot the embarrassment just now, he said happily: "Senior Al, have you ever returned to Xianwang Township?"
"Yes, there was a case about evil spirits before, so I went there. Xianwang Township is much cleaner now."
Qiben Lixiang said: "Master Al, the meat is ready!"
"Mmmmmmm!"
With tenacious perseverance, Al gave points to the children first, and then swallowed his mutton roll in one gulp. While eating, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and showed the photos on the mobile phone to Hui Yuanxiong, Hui Yuanxiong Xiong was pleasantly surprised: "Wow, the signboard has been changed, so cute!"
At this time, Hui Yuanxiong moved the backpack that was placed on a certain chair. Something was trying to escape from the backpack. Nanako noticed this. She was startled at first, and then reminded nervously: " Lord Al, that bag is moving!"
"Ok?"
Al followed her gaze.
"Huh? Haibara, is that your bag?"
Grayhara shot his head, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He quickly opened the backpack, and a black-and-white panda in pants crawled out of the backpack. Hui Yuanxiong said with an apologetic face, "I'm sorry, I almost forgot about you!"
Kimoto Rika exclaimed: "Giant panda!"
It's on TV, giant panda!
Al's eyes lit up: "Wow, giant panda, let it in quickly, let it in, let it eat giant panda meat!"
Fat Da: "..."
Hui Yuanxiong: "..."
Hui Yuanxiong said in shock: "Eh? Eh? Senior Al, don't you know it? No, you should know it..."
Fat Da said quietly: "Stupid Al, I'm covered in cotton all over my body, boiled cotton is not tasty."
Al lamented: "That's such a pity, giant pandas don't have giant panda meat, oh, how could this happen!"
Pang Da: "...It's great that I don't have giant panda meat."
Others stared wide-eyed at this cute little guy who could talk—a panda? !
Riko Tenuchi, who came back with all kinds of dishes, was taken aback: "Huh? What is this!"
Hui Yuanxiong introduced: "This child is called Pang Da, the child of Teacher Noctua, and he is a super powerful mantra!"
Pang Da waved his black claws and greeted everyone with a soft voice: "Hi everyone, I'm Pang Da."
Most of the people present didn't know what the mantra was, they just said in shock: "The giant panda is really talking!"
Panda is also used to people who are always surprised by his existence when they meet for the first time. It scratched its head and said calmly, "Can I have hot pot now?"
Al asked: "Can you eat hot pot now?"
Fat Da said: "Of course!"
The growth rate of Manju Pangda is astonishing. In spring, it was still such a small ball, but in winter it was already so big. Not only can it talk, but it can also eat hot pot.
Hui Yuanxiong proudly said: "As expected of Teacher Noctua's masterpiece!"
But Al snorted, and said in a low voice, "There's another mouth...Pang Da, don't you drink?"
Pang Da said solemnly: "Please don't try to drive giant panda babies under one year old to the drinking group."
Then, everyone watched in amazement that the panda picked up the chopsticks by himself, and happily picked up a piece of mushroom from the hot pot to eat.
"!!!"
Is it really okay?Can it really be swallowed?Will it really not damage the cotton inside the body?
Al gave him a fish cake with a blank expression: "I knew you were coming, I should have bought some more bamboo shoots."
Pang Da softly said: "Finally said something human, Al."
At this time, the "drinking group" next to him finally noticed the existence of Pang Da. Manami Sugata exclaimed in surprise, "Is this—the cursed skeleton of the puppeteer?"
There are not many puppeteers in the magic world, but the most famous among them is Noctua Masato from the Tokyo High School of Magic, so she can understand the situation at a glance.
Pang Da nodded, and said very politely: "Hello. Excuse me, I'm here for dinner."
"!!!" Manami Suda was shocked: "It—how could it still talk to me?!"
Noctua Zhengdao coughed lightly, and said modestly: "Let me introduce, this child is my highest masterpiece, a mutated curse skeleton that can act independently."
boom!
With a loud noise, Gojo Wu fell back straight, Xia Youjie and Jiaru Nitrozi were taken aback for a moment.
"Enlightened?!"
"Five?!"
Al here was also shocked: "Wu-chan?!"
They hurried forward to check, and found that Gojo Satoru was breathing evenly, but he was just asleep.
Al: "..."
Xia Youjie: "..."
Home into the glass: "..."
They looked at each other in a daze for a while, before Xia Youjie said uncertainly, "He—couldn't he be drunk?"
Hard as it is to believe, it seems, indeed, that is the case.
Jia Ruozi was even a little affectionate: "I swear he took such a small sip. With this amount of alcohol, he will basically say goodbye to alcohol in this life."
Aldao: "Well...it's pretty good that I didn't go crazy with drunkenness and fired spell-powered light cannons everywhere."
Xia Youjie & Jia Ruzi: "..."
Al was right.
Because of Wujo Wu's sudden disconnection and Pang Da's sudden appearance, the restaurant was in chaos for a while, and finally Xia Youjie sent Wujo Wu back to the room. When he came back, everyone turned off the lights and lit candles for the cake. Sang a birthday song for Shou Xing's family.
"Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you!"
Jia Ruozi wore a paper crown, made a birthday wish, and blew out the candle in one gulp.
"Yeah!" Everyone applauded and shouted: "Cut the cake! Cut the cake! Cut-egg-cake!"
The three children jumped on the ground expectantly, and Iiriko, who was in charge of cutting the cake, specially distributed the six flowers on the cake to Al, Riko Amauchi, Nanako, Mimiko, Rika Kimoto and herself.
An hour later, the birthday party at the family's home was finally over. The drunkards continued to drink at the small bar in the Panxing Palace, and some tired people went back to their rooms to sleep. Lalu invited Nanami Jianren and Hui Yuanxiong to have fun Playing billiards in the living room, while at home, Ru Nizi went outside to play in the snow with Ange Ji.
Ye Mozhengdao, Xia Youjie and Al sat in front of the fireplace in the living room on the third floor.
Almo eats fried chicken.
Ye Mozheng looked at him for a while, and said curiously: "You are really old-fashioned. As long as you can afford to support you, Pan Xing Sect is very good."
Al said modestly: "No, they still have a lot of room for improvement."
If you ask him how many points he can give the owners, he will definitely score 99 points, and the difference is to encourage the owners to make persistent efforts.
Night Moth said rightly: "..."
After roasting like this for a long time, Ye Mozhengdao sighed: "Your Panxing Palace is doing well."
When the students just defected, he was so anxious that he couldn't sleep for days and nights. Later, he joined the high-level officials and watched them grow bigger and bigger. A while ago, he even appeared on TV, and several famous stars came out to speak for them. , Even Simentong praised the masters of Panxing Cult in his live broadcast room for being very handsome. Now, Panxing Cult is already very famous in ordinary people's society.
Xia Youjie smiled and asked, "Doesn't the teacher consider changing jobs to come to me? My salary here is much higher than that of teachers."
"Hmph, I will be the principal by the end of next year, and I won't change jobs at this time."
Being the headmaster was something he had been looking forward to for many years, and no amount of salary from Pan Xinggong would be able to lure him away.
however……
"But there is one thing I want to ask of you."
"what?"
"Pang Da, it's too special, and it's easy to be coveted. The higher-ups will send some new teachers next semester, all of them are theirs, and the existence of Pang Da can no longer be concealed. I think about it, Pang Da Just stay here with you."
"..."
Xia Youjie said quietly: "Teacher, do you know what our nickname is?"
Noctua looked at him puzzledly.
Al posted the answer: "Pan Xing Nursery."
……
The day of the interview was a sunny day.
The time for the interview was chosen in a leisurely afternoon, and Yamazaki stepped into Panxing Palace nervously wearing a three-piece suit and a warm overcoat.
He deliberately took off the glasses used by the auxiliary supervisors, so he couldn't see the magic spirits around the Panxing Palace, but he noticed that there were brooms and shovels floating on both sides, helping to shovel the snow spontaneously.
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
This is a curse, right?This is a curse, right?This is definitely a curse spirit, right? !Is it really okay to release the magic spirit to shovel snow in broad daylight? !
Yamazaki walked up the steps tremblingly and entered the Panxing Palace. He saw suspended brooms, mops and trash cans everywhere. He stood in a daze for a while and decided to find the meeting room where the interview was held.
The poor Mr. Undercover accidentally passed by the Panxing Shop, and he saw a pair of twins looking at the store, and they were seriously discussing the question of who is the mascot of the Panxing Palace, "Master Al" and "Pang Da". The little girl with lighter hair came to the conclusion: "There is a reason for the delicate relationship between Master Al and Pang Da. The positioning of the mascot has completely crashed!"
"..."
Isn't the mascot of their Panxing Palace that black-and-gold hunting-clothed boy who spits out a lot of fire?It seems to be called Al?He could still set up a collision with a giant panda?
Yamazaki stepped forward and asked, "Little sisters, can I ask you something?"
Nanako and Mimiko looked up at him at the same time, and Yamazaki squeezed out a very friendly smile: "Where is the meeting room for the interview?"
The kind-hearted twin sisters personally took him to the door of the meeting room on the other side. Yamazaki backed off and thanked him. He opened the door carefully and saw that everyone except himself had arrived.
A girl with long hair, a beautiful boy with white hair, and a man who was so ordinary that he could compete with him.
Yamazaki Tai greeted them, sat down on a chair in the meeting room, and broke the silence first: "I am Yamazaki Tai, I heard that there are three people participating in this interview, but here...is there too much?" Alone? Hahaha, I have no malice, just asking, just asking!"
The white-haired boy said, "Ah, if you are asking who is the redundant person, then the redundant one must be me."
The young man was tall and thin, his skin color was unhealthy white, and he looked sickly weak: "How could a person like me be invited for an interview by such a hopeful church? He could only come with Sin Mu." Just joining in the fun."
The girl on the side lowered her head timidly, as if she was a little afraid of the teenagers around her, but she couldn't refuse other people's request to go with her because of her personality. She nervously picked her fingers, and her body was covered with bandages.
Is it hurt?
Aware of Yamazaki's gaze, the girl said, "I... I'm Satsuki Mikan, and I'm here to interview a health worker."
Health worker, then he is not his competitor.
Yamazaki turned his gaze to the man in the corner, "Eh? What's wrong with your forehead...?"
"Is this?" The man smiled politely, "Because of a serious illness, he had an operation, but now he is almost fully recovered."
Indeed, the sutures on the forehead accounted for about one-third of the place, and if everything goes well, it will heal within a few months.
Yamazaki retreated, "What position did you apply for?"
Wouldn't it be a housekeeper too?If he is also a housekeeper, then he is his strong opponent this time!
Sato Naohua said calmly, "He is the deputy of the Patriarch."
The others were taken aback, and they all said with emotion: "It's amazing."
"Amazing!"
"Bravo."
Sato Naoka seemed to have seen through Yamazaki's thoughts, and said kindly: "Everyone applies for different positions. If I guess correctly, we hope to be admitted together."
Sinwood Mikan breathed a sigh of relief.
"Great, if the interview fails, she will be very disappointed with me..."
Her mission is to break into the Panxing Cult, gain the trust of the Panxing Cult's top management within one to two years, and then find the right opportunity to lead them to become desperate believers, and then turn the entire Panxing Cult into a follower of the desperate leader. By.
As long as this task is completed, her lover, her god, that beautiful and gentle adult will definitely love her even more...
The white-haired boy approached her ear calmly and asked softly, "Who will be disappointed?"
"Yeah!" Sinmu Mikan was taken aback, and quickly denied, "Nothing, nothing!"
Tai Yamazaki and Nawaka Sato looked away calmly, pretending that they didn't notice the subtle atmosphere between the two.
Five minutes later, the blond teenager pushed the door open and entered.
"Hi everyone, I'm the new head of the Personnel Department of Panxing Cult, and I'm also today's interviewer—Al."
He had nice blond hair, very beautiful blue eyes, no special expression on his face, and a listless tone, but he was strangely unoffensive.
Um?Al?
and many more!
Yamazaki raised his hand and tentatively asked, "Are you the one on TV, Al with light green hair?"
"Yes." Al said calmly, "It's just a change of hairstyle."
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
No, it's not about the hairstyle at all!That magic stick temperament has completely disappeared!Now he is just a listless otaku!Is the hair bonus really that big? !
"Well, it's troublesome to explain in detail, so I omitted all the above and the following. Alright, is there anyone here who has prepared desserts that can bribe me?"
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Sinwood Satsuma: "..."
The white-haired boy raised his hand: "I have chocolate here."
He took out a new chocolate from his pocket and handed it to Al. Al took the chocolate, opened it and took a bite on the spot.
Milk chocolate, so sweet, so many calories.
Al's eyes lit up: "What's your name, please?"
"Komaeda Nagito."
"Okay, you're accepted."
Yamazaki Tai: "!!!!!!!!!!"
Take the bribe!The interviewer accepted the bribe openly and in front of all interviewees! ! !
He stood up abruptly, "I, is it too late for me to buy it now?"
"It's too late." Al said calmly: "Bribing the examiner also pays attention to timing. Now is not the best time to receive gifts, and it is very likely to be reported on video, so I politely decline all subsequent bribes—after all, I am not What a greedy devil."
His self-talk skills are top-notch, and Nagito Komaeda, who was admitted inexplicably, wondered: "But, Mr. interviewer, I don't have any specialties at all. Can an idle waste like me join Panxing Cult?"
"Of course." Al said straightforwardly: "Then you can join the idle and trash department. By the way, you are the only one in this department."
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
Make a fuss, make a fuss?Saying this kind of thing is completely provocative, right? !Wait, that boy named Nagito Komaeda, don't show a reassuring expression!Don't just join the "idle and trash department" with peace of mind!
Aldao: "Okay, let's go straight to the topic for the rest of the interviewers. The content of the assessment of this interview is-clank! A real strong man! Work is only for the strong!!!”
Sato Naoka: "..."
Who sent this idiot here as an interviewer?
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