COSER, summoned by the strongest

Xia Youjie, the founder of the Panxing Sect, once again became famous in the first battle.

"I heard that he can resurrect the dead and make headless corpses jump up and run. Is it true?"

"Of course it's fake, how could the corpse jump up and run."

"If you want me to say, this is a promotional advertisement directed and performed by Pan Xingjiao. What kind of funeral, it's all a lie. It really needs to be hyped every few months. It's so annoying. The last time "Spiritual Adventure 2" was for them Have you tasted the sweetness yet?"

"I don't allow you to say that about the handsome men and beautiful women of the Panxing Sect!!!"

"Although I also joined the Panxing Cult and went to listen to the preaching of the Patriarch every week...but to be honest, it is really suspicious that a church is full of handsome men and beautiful women."

"Although, the victim caught in the coffin by that headless body seems to be Enoshima Dunko..."

"Enoshima shield? Which Enoshima shield???"

"Laughing, how many Enoshima shields are there in Japan?"

"Look at the trending searches!"

Al was sitting at the dining table, brushing his phone boredly. Misato Kuroi, who was washing the dishes, said helplessly, "Master Al, I'm going to do the laundry soon."

"Huh?" Al asked puzzled, "Then you go."

"I'm leaving, who will clean your glass?"

It was this.

I swiped my phone on the dining table for almost an hour, and was told, "I swiped it myself."

Kuroi Misato shrugged, "Okay. Gojo-sama hasn't woken up yet. If he comes over, you tell him to heat the sandwich in the microwave before eating."

"Good~"

The head of the housekeeping department, who loves housework, finished arranging the kitchen and went to the laundry room to get busy. More than a dozen low-level magic spirits and sweeping robots were diligently cleaning every corner of the Panxing Palace.

The head of their home economics department probably has a bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder. With such a large zodiac palace, a general cleaning needs to be done once a week, which makes the members of the home economics department very busy all the time.

Especially recently, the Satsuma mandarin of the Ministry of Home Affairs is in a special state of being unable to work.

He randomly clicked into a post, actually discussing the mascot of Pan Xing Sect.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, have you seen the mascot of the Panxing Cult? It's super cute!!!"

Posted together with the title is a photo of...Pang Da's keychain.

Al: "..."

Al: "???????"

He replied with the fastest hand speed in his life: "Isn't the mascot of Panxing Cult Al?"

The host quickly replied: "What kind of mascot is a human being?"

Al: "..."

He is not a human, he is a heroic spirit!For the sake of his status as the mascot of the Panxing Cult, he can also be a snake!

"Yes, yes, Panda is so cute, so cute!"

"I'll still wear little yellow pants!"

"Pandas are the best!!!"

Someone even posted the Panda merchandise that he bought from Panxing Shop.

Cotton dolls, key chains, cups, Bye Bye Heat, ceramic ornaments... I don't know if I thought this person was a fan of giant pandas.

Al said vigilantly: "Although Pang Da is very cute, the mascot of the Panxing Cult is Al. In "Spiritual Adventure 2", the ancestor Xia You said it himself."

Probably his style of painting and "ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, so cute" is incompatible, and he successfully attracted the attention of others.

"You don't know yet, Mr. Al cut his hair."

"Not only cut, but also dyed."

"I heard from an old church member before that Lord Al once dyed his hair purple."

Al: "..."

What happened to dyed hair!What happened to the haircut!

He decides his style!

"I haven't been breathing fire recently."

Al: "..."

After changing the vest, it is true that he stopped breathing fire, but since he stopped breathing fire, the father-son relationship between him and Jie Jiang has become much more harmonious.

"Besides, he has a good personality and may be a bit socially fearful. When I talk to him, he has no expression. He basically appears in the lobby on the first floor to get goods."

Al: "..."

This vest just likes chasing after reading books and listening to music alone!Except for occasions where he needs to be funny, he won't appear in front of people easily!This is called the mystery of the mascot!Only a mysterious guy like him can be regarded as the treasure of the Panxing Sect!

"Master Al's appearance is always changing, and his personality that is not cute at all is not suitable for being a mascot. Lord Gojo said that Lord Al is now working as the head of the personnel department to guide newcomers, so the current mascot of Panxing Sect is still the same. Fat Dajun."

Al: "..."

Al swiped his phone sullenly for a while, and Gojo Satoru came in yawning.

The blond boy said without raising his head, "Breakfast is a sandwich, remember to warm it up before eating."

Gojo Satoru sat down opposite him, picked up the sandwich left for him on the dining table, and took a bite.

He is lazy, and he doesn't care whether the breakfast is cold or hot, so he can feed himself well.

"Why is it so quiet today?"

"Jie-chan is retreating in the basement to study spells, and the sermon is suspended."

Gojo Satoru asked in surprise, "...ah? When did it happen?"

"Last night. It seemed to be one o'clock in the morning. He suddenly knocked on my door and said that he was going to retreat. In the morning, Ms. Suda posted a notice in the group of believers, so no one came to Panxing Palace today."

Having said that, before Xia Youjie went to retreat, he still explained the work content to those few useful cadres in advance, and finally he personally greeted Al, who was the only one who was awake at the time.

Of course, there must be some naive people who don’t read the group news, so Riko Tennai is receiving believers who missed the news in the lobby on the first floor, and by the way, advertises the new product that was just purchased a few days ago—Panda dolls.

How much can be sold.

Wujo Wu said thoughtfully: "That's right, that guy has absorbed so many curse spirits, but he hasn't had time to sort them out. Think about it, it's been eight months, right? He should stay in there for a few more days. You drink What?"

"I won't make instant coffee for you."

"whispering sound."

Gojo Satoru was too lazy to make coffee, so he took a box of yogurt from the refrigerator.

In the past eight months, they have collected a lot of magic spirits from the believers, and together with the special-grade one that Fuheshier got over a while ago, the quantitative change probably caused the qualitative change. Anyway, Xia Youjie retreated so suddenly.

By the way, the super conjurer 99 Yuki who made Fuheshier avoid him has already left, but for the sake of being also a super class, they still reserved a room for 99 Yuki. Can come to Panxing Palace as a guest.

After learning about this, Fu Heisher changed his room overnight.

"However, that's what I think. In addition to needing to sort out his spell power, he probably wants to avoid the death incident at the funeral before."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha—"

Gojo Satoru wanted to laugh when he thought of this.

He tricked Xia Youjie by asking him to recite a resurrection spell at the funeral, but the most amazing thing is that the headless corpse actually came alive!

After that, Xia Youjie invited Xia Youjie to do various religious ceremonies in person. The phone calls and letters continued, and the price was still very high. Some reporters even sneaked into the Panxing Palace to interview him. Xia Youjie couldn't be bothered. , The past few days have been in a state of lying flat and giving up everything.

"If there is a similar call today, we have to deal with it for him."

Gojo Satoru made an OK gesture.

He ate the sandwich in a few mouthfuls, drank the yogurt in one gulp, and was about to invite Al to play games together, when the heroic spirit sitting opposite him asked faintly: "Wujiang, who do you think is the current mascot of the Panxing Cult? "

"..."

Wujo Wu was strangely silent for a while, and said insincerely, "You."

Al: "..."

Al: "I'd be very happy if you didn't sound so reluctant."

After breakfast, Gojo Satoru and Al went to play "Owee" for an hour. Pan Xingdao in the random mode was basically on the right track, and they also dug out various gameplays. The two people's interest in the random mode gradually decreased. After an hour, I got bored and got off the line.

Gojo Satoru casually tossed the game controller, "We seem to be the only ones playing this recently?"

"Well, after all, Mr. Shan Gui went to chase stars whenever he was free. He was very busy. He didn't play games after the funeral."

"... Enoshima shield child?"

"Um,"

Yamazaki Tei has been living like an illegitimate meal recently, so he went to the shooting site of Enoshima Junko to squat for a while if he had nothing to do, but Al asked a little bit and found that the two people did not really exchange contact information, and they had no other contacts in private .

On that day, Yamazaki rescued Enoshima Junko, and the "overly frightened" Enoshima Dunko was also sent to the hospital. Because the incident was a bit big, the police visited the Panxing Sect not long after, suspecting that they were involved in Intentionally hurt Enoshima shield child.

However, after looking through the surveillance, they found that the corpse really jumped up by itself.

police:"……"

Outrageous, outrageous.

The last person who came into contact with the headless corpse was Tai Yamazaki.

The policeman, full of doubts and panic, asked Yamazaki Tai: "May I ask what was the last thing you burned in front of the coffin?"

Yamazaki said sadly, "It's my blessing to my old friend."

bless?

"Is that 'blessing' burnt out?"

"Yes, my red bean bun...has been passed on to Mr. Sato."

The police didn't know why, so they could only look at each other.

Of course they don't know that the paper full of "red bean buns" is full of resentment, which almost turns Naoka Sato's soul into a demon.

In this regard, Gojo Satoru said: "Love is the most twisted curse."

Al and Xia Youjie agreed deeply.

Of course, the police did not find any results in the investigation, so they closed the team and left. As for Higa Makoto who taught Yamazaki to make "red bean buns" blessings, Xia Youjie turned around and gave her a good meal. Will teach others to make that kind of thing again.

"As for Mr. Lucky and Mikan Sauce... I don't know when Mikan Sauce's disease will be cured. If it can be cured, she should also come to play games, right?"

Yes, Satsuma is sick.

She was brainwashed by her schoolgirl Enoshima Junko, and secretly joined Enoshima Junko's desperate forces. Don't look at Sinki Mikan all the time. Act on the orders of the child.

Joining the Panxing Sect was the instruction of Enoshima Junko.

Komaeda Nagito told them that Enoshima Dunko was the famous "Despair Leader" himself a few years ago, and his ideal was to spread despair to the whole world.

During school, she secretly brainwashed Satsuma, and planned to use Satsuma to cooperate with others to brainwash her classmates. She even planned a large-scale mass suicide of students, but was punished for creating too many spells. The Conjurers Guild noticed.

——Despair is negative emotion, and the leaked negative emotion will breed the curse spirit.

Several first-level conjurers dispatched together to wipe out the desperate forces that had just taken shape. Later, as everyone knew, the leader of despair was sentenced to death by the Conjurer Association, and Hope Peak was also ordered to suspend classes.

After graduation, Komaeda Nagito seldom interacted with his classmates, but by chance, he discovered that the current Sinki Mikan behaved abnormally, and followed the clues to discover that Enoshima Dunko was the real leader of despair.

At that time, the leader of despair had already set his sights on the Panxing Cult.

The Panxing Cult helps ordinary people get rid of diseases, and actively saves the suffering strangers. The senior members of the Panxing Cult are also conjurers who specialize in expelling "negative emotions". They can be regarded as a group of people who guard hope. Is it better for fallen people than they are?

The mission of Sinwood Satsuma is to break into the Panxing Cult, brainwash the Panxing Cult leader and even hundreds of followers, and show the whole world a desperate scene of "thousands of Panxing Cult members burn themselves to death together".

With the scale and influence of the Panxing Cult, if they could collectively live-broadcast a crazy suicide, this land would definitely feel desperate for them!

"I have never had a suitable solution to the brainwashing of student Sinmu."

Komaeda Nagito smiled cheerfully: "But, now that you have Kamiko-kun, everything will be different. I believe that with Kagami-kun's ability, Sinki-san will soon get rid of the brainwashed state and return to normal. I am so lucky." Already!"

Lucky Komaeda Nagito said so.

After listening to his words, Al and others told the director of "Spiritual Adventure 2" about the existence of "desperate forces", and the director told the incident to the familiar police. There are shadows of desperate forces behind the "killing crowd" and the "resurrection group" that Qiben Lixiang's father joined. The director and the police both acted aggressively like chicken blood.

In the afternoon, Al and Gojo Satoru began to deal with various calls and letters slowly.

Gojo Satoru was in charge of answering the phone, and Al was in charge of rejecting the letter.

"Moses, Moses?" In the Patriarch's office, Gojo Satoru held the phone and said casually, "Resurrection of the dead? That's not the real resurrection of the dead. As you can see, the corpse is just moving."

"—"

"Yes, that's right, the thing we resurrected is actually a zombie."

He was full of nonsense: "Things that are headless and running around are zombies, right? Ah? Yes, Xia Youjie resurrected with a resurrection spell. It is really a very dark spell, which shows the belief of the Panxing Sect. The God of Light is not a good thing either."

"—"

"Huh? Did you know that the belief of our Panxing Sect is the God of Light. What? Tianyuan? Fuck his Tianyuan."

Suda Manami: "..."

She silently put a stack of letters in Al's hand, and while listening to Wujo Satoru running the train, she exited the Godfather's office.

When I go to deliver dinner later, it's better not to tell Mr. Xia You about this, lest Mr. Xia You is so angry that he goes upstairs to fight with Mr. Wujo.

Yes, it is still more important to retreat to study the technique.

"this is……"

Al pulled out a very special letter from the mail.

Pink, and a touch of fragrance.

"Ah." Al showed a surprised expression: "Saika Hoshino, I used to read a lot of letters written by Jie-chan in her room."

"……Um?"

As soon as Gojo Satoru looked up, he saw Al directly opened the letter. Sure enough, this Hoshino Saxiang was the one who sent Xia Youjie a thick stack of letters before.

At the beginning of the letter, the other party first asked about Xia Youjie's recent situation in a very gentle and polite manner, and then started to discuss serious matters.

Wujo Wudao: "...Hey, don't tear it down."

"It's okay." Al said: "I've read all the letters from Jiejiang's family, nothing. Hmm... This person seems to be really from the Government of Time."

"The government of time?"

"Yes, Wu-chan, do you still remember that Jie-chan received an invitation from the outdated government before entering school?"

Gojo Satoru nodded: "I remember."

Aryan lifted the letter in Yang's hand: "The letter said that she will visit Panxing Palace in three days, and wants to chat with Jiejiang about Yuanshanli, and Lianshi will also go with her."

Gojo Wujo snorted, "Who is Toyamanashi?"

Al recalled.

"It should be Jie Jiang's classmate, do you remember that I went home with him before? It was the first year of high school. At that time, we went out to eat KFC late at night, and ran into one of his middle school classmates, that girl... ...It seems that the surname is Yuanshan."

"Oh, what about Lianshi?"

"Hmmm - Kisaragi station? It's the god judge who was rescued from "Tamamomae" and "Kaguya Hime". "

Only then did Wujo Satoru show a suddenly enlightened expression.

I'm a little impressed.

"Then write it down in Jay's memo first."

……

Two days later.

at dusk.

Yamazaki Tui's car stepped on the gas pedal and flew into the barrier area of ​​Panxing Palace. He said anxiously with real emotion: "It's not good! Lord Al! Lord Gojo! Lord Suda! Something serious happened!"

As soon as the car stopped, a car full of children ran into the Panxing Palace. Al, who was staying at the Panxing Shop on the first floor, heard their voices and hurried out. Qiben Lixiang rushed in like a cannonball and rushed towards him. body.

"Master Al!" Qiben Lixiang said anxiously: "Go and save Yuta!"

Al was taken aback, "Youta? What's wrong with Youta?"

Qiben Lixiang said: "He was taken away by the family of the Buddhist monastery!"

...The Chanyuan family? !

Al's face darkened: "Why did the people from the Zen Academy take Youta away?"

Fu Heihui, who ran in next, was out of breath, his eyes were red.

"They came to look for me, Yigusang... Yigusang told them that he was Fu Heihui, and let me take the opportunity to escape."

Al was startled, he held Fu Heihui's face in his hands, looked at it seriously, and said in disbelief: "They can still admit your mistake when you grow up like this?!"

Isn't this carved out of the same mold as Fu Heisher? !

Fu Heihui: "..."

Qiben Lixiang grabbed his arm vigorously: "There is no time to play tricks, Mr. Al, let's go and save Yuta!"

"No need to go."

Wujo Wu's voice appeared behind them, "The members of the Chanyuan family have arrived."

Everyone was quiet, Nanako, Mimiko, and Fukurotsu Miki all subconsciously ran behind Al and Gojo Satoru, and Al immediately made a decision: "Sangui-kun, take the children upstairs first."

Yamazaki retreated immediately, "Yes!"

Fu Heihui said: "But, Mr. Al—"

"Hui-chan, do you know why they came to you?"

"..."

Fu Heihui nodded.

Al asked him softly, "Do you want to be a magician?"

Without hesitation, Fu Heihui shook his head: "I don't want to be a magician."

He pursed his lips, and still said: "I... don't know what Dad is busy with all day long, but I don't like the world he lives in. I don't like it. "

Hearing this, Al raised his hand and rubbed his sea urchin head.

Gojo Satoru sneered and said, "Okay, we got it. Little devils, hurry up and do your homework, don't make trouble for adults."

Yamazaki came back and took Fukuro away. The other children looked worriedly at Fukuro, then Al and Gojo Satoru, and finally they all followed Yamazaki back upstairs.

When they communicated, the members of the Chanyuan family had already stepped into the enchantment of the Panxing Palace that was only aimed at conjurers. Probably because their unfriendly aura was too obvious, Xia Youjie arranged the spells around the Panxing Palace. The spirit surrounded him automatically, and a translucent water-shaped curse spirit drew out two water knives, and attacked the leading blond boy. The blond boy sneered, and the magic power twisted into a rope, twisting directly towards the water-type curse spirit.

clang!

A long sword glowing red blocked his attack.

The blond teenager landed gracefully.

"It's impossible to get rid of this guy. It will alarm Jiejiang. He rarely retreats. I don't allow anyone to disturb him."

Zenyuan Naozai raised his eyebrows with great interest, and just about to activate his spell, another voice came into his ears, "You should stop embarrassing yourself in front of me with your flamboyant skills, right?"

"Yo, Mr. Wu." Zenyuan Naozai said, "Long time no see."

Gojo Satoru didn't bother to chat nonsense with him: "Where's Youtai? Hand it over."

Zenyuan Zhizai said: "He should have been sent back to the Zenyuan's home. Those idiots who arrested the wrong person can't even tell Mr. Shi Er's children apart."

He laughed inexplicably.

"I heard that Mr. Shi Er entrusted his son to you."

Wujo Gou picked out his ears, "Mr. Shier? Who is it?"

Aldao: "Let's go to Hesher."

Gojo Satoru just said, "It really is a debt collector."

The blond boy pointed to Zenyuan Naoya, "Wu-chan, is this your friend? If so, I'll beat him up a little bit."

"Huh?" Gojo Satoru was amused by him: "How many times have I told you, I have only one friend, Jie."

Zenyuan Naoya watched Al turn his head back calmly, and gestured "OK" to Gojo Gobi, and the next second, the boy's fist hit him directly in the face.

boom--!

Heroic Spirit's speed far surpassed that of humans did not give him any chance to react.

He flew upside down and smashed hard on the bus stop sign. Warm blood dripped from his forehead, and he lost consciousness on the spot.

People from other Chanyuan families: "..."

Who am I, where am I, what just happened?

Al straightened up slowly, and asked in surprise, "That's it?"

Can't even take a punch from Berserker, who gave him the courage to smash their field?

Gojo Satoru probably didn't expect Zenyuan Naoya to be so picky that he couldn't even react with his fists, and sighed: "I haven't seen you for a few years, but it's still like this."

People from other Chanyuan families: "..."

He scratched his head: "Take care of these two first, and then... go to the Buddhist monastery to bring Youta back."

"okay."

With two punches, the two men from the Chanyuan family also followed in the footsteps of Zenyuan Naoya.

……

Yi Gu Youtai sat in the car of the Zenyuan family, tightening his clothes nervously.

The fact that he is not Fu Heihui has already been exposed in the phone call just now, the atmosphere in the car was gloomy to the limit, watching the scenery outside the car window become more and more remote mountains, Yi Guyou was too nervous.

what will happen to him

Will he be killed by these fierce conjurers?

Will Mr. Al and Mr. Gojo arrive in time?

The little boy did not consider the possibility of not being able to wait for the rescue at all, and it was for this reason that he dared to stand up and pretend to be Fu Heihui.

Hui Jun should have arrived home safely...

Just as their car was about to drive into the gate of the Chanyuan, a beam of purple mantra light cannon shot past their car roof, and the roof... disappeared.

Yi Guyoutai raised his head, and found that not only the roof of the car, but also the gate of the Chanyuan House and the buildings inside the gate were gone.

"..."

The family members of the Zen Academy who were also in the car all opened their mouths.

The terrifying mantra-powered light cannon just now... directly knocked off the barrier of the Chanyuan family, together with the main building.

With one hand, he picked up Otoko Yota.

"Yo, you're alright, Yuta."

Yi Gu Youtai stared blankly at Wutiao Wu in front of him: "Wu, Mr. Wutiao..."

Their bodies were floating in the air, Yi Gu Youtai lowered his head, and saw that the old and solemn Japanese-style mansion in front of him seemed to be split in two, and the main building in the middle was blasted into black ash, still slowly smoking.

"..." He was shocked: "You, you..."

Gojo Satoru looked at the Zenyuan family who had been bombarded by him, and said angrily: "Tch, it's really annoying, why don't we just throw it all away."

Bone Yutai: "..."

No, not so good!

Without waiting for Yi Gu Youtai to dissuade him, Al said: "Wu Jiang, they robbed our family's child, so we will also rob their child, how about it?"

"Ha, that's a good idea."

It's not bad! ! !

Al's figure disappeared from the spot. Ten seconds later, he held a little girl in a kimono in one hand, and said excitedly, "Wu-chan, look, there are twins in their family! Just kidnap them both!"

Zenyuan Maki & Zenyuan Zhenyi who were kidnapped inexplicably: "..."

The conjurers of the Chanyuan family who barely escaped escaped from the ruins, and they pointed to Gojo Wu and Al in the sky, either terrified or furious, but no one cared about the pair of "hostages" in their hands.

"Let, let them go—!" A woman stumbled out and ran out, saying heartbreakingly, "Maki, Maki—!"

The dumbfounded girls immediately struggled:

"mom!"

"Mom! Bad guy, let me go!"

The only one who will stand up at such a time regardless of everything is the mother of the cubs.

Al hesitated: "Wu-chan, is it not good to separate mother and daughter?"

Gojo Satoru asked Al: "Then what do you want to do?"

Al suggested, "We might as well take them all with us."

Bone Yutai: "..."

Are you a devil!Mr Al! !

What's even more frightening is that another devil actually listened to Al's suggestion.

Gojo Satoru dodges and appears beside the woman.

He grabbed Otoko Yuta with one hand, and the woman in kimono with the other, and said arrogantly:

"I am Wutiaowu. If you want revenge, you can go to the Wutiao family. If you dare to find fault with the Panxing Sect, I will kill you."