Damn my mermaid is back

Friday evening is the busiest time of the week for Elephant Lake International School.

Luxury cars were parked outside the school gate, students in school uniforms came and went, and some made a scene from the teaching building to the gate.

Shen Yaoxing also left in a hurry, carrying a black dumpling bag on her back, and holding a folder that couldn't be stuffed in her hand.

The teaching building of the Elementary Department of Xianghu Middle School has a peculiar shape, which looks like long johns from a distance.As she walked through the zipper-like corridor, she received a call.

"Hello, Ms. Shen, since you have been matched 38 times in today's Liangyuan and failed, we will transfer you to a special channel."

The female voice over there is sweet, but to Shen Yaoxing who is in a hurry to go on a blind date, it is like a bolt from the blue.

"What? Special passage?"

"Yes, when you registered as a member, you checked the option to automatically transfer to a special channel if the matching failure rate reaches 80%."

In the twilight, the gold leaf on the sculpture at the gate of the school in the distance was extremely dazzling, Shen Yaoxing stopped, "Wait a minute, what is the special passage?"

The tone of the blind date assistant over there was still very enthusiastic, but the words he said were very cold.

"Hello, special channels refer to users who do not meet your preset conditions and have a matching failure rate higher than 95% on this site."

Shen Yaoxing: ...

Is that still human?What else is there, it can't be some old man in his late [-]s, or a wretched man with a hidden disease, right?

"Then you don't have to go today, do you?"

From a distance, this art teacher from the Elementary Department of Xianghu Middle School is not petite, with long hair coiled behind his head, even though the high heels are not low, it is clearly different from the students' clothes.

Shen Yaoxing is above average in height and good-looking, but he has a cool face that can't be approached without smiling. He is not a very popular teacher with students.

Since teaching junior high school, she has deeply felt the dislike of puberty bastards.

Especially like to joke, ask the teacher why you don’t have a date yet, if you have one, what type is it, male or female, do you look good...

There are too many questions to get your hands dirty.

"Miss Shen, please take a look at the information I sent you on WeChat. We also have the experience of successfully matching ordinary users with special users. The most recent couple has a baby. If you want to know, we can also..."

Shen Yaoxing: "No need."

Human cubs, I'm tired of it.

"You are also very clear about my requirements, a local account is fine."

The other party's feigned enthusiasm paused, "Miss Shen, according to your experience of 28 failed blind dates, unmarried users with household registration in city b and ages between 22 and 32 are also very demanding."

Shen Yaoxing: ...

She couldn't help but think of the miserable blind date career during this period.

"Miss Shen, right? You are 25 years old this year? You look quite small, what kind of face do you have? I like people who look more mature, so I can deal with people in my family."

This is a 22-year-old female college student with extremely short hair and a T-shirt that fits perfectly.

"Your education is still a little low, my mother likes doctor's degree..."

24-year-old Ms. Wang, a junior college graduate, a native of City B, owns a glass factory at home, and is a bit of a rough-looking mother.

"Who are you, Shi Sheng? Then after we get married, can you give me a son? You are bisexual, right?"

31-year-old Mr. Qian, before middle age, his hair has turned into marinated eggs, and the only remaining hair hangs on his forehead, which is still yellow in color.

……

Shen Yaoxing's big dream is to stay in city b, get married, settle down, buy a house, and repay the mortgage.She longed for everything in the big city, including these evil burdens.

Everything was going well at first, but at the beginning of the year, she was dumped by her girlfriend who had been in love for four years. After the breakup, the other party found her next job at the speed of light, and even said that I would definitely invite you to my wedding.Shen Yaoxing couldn't swallow this breath, so in a fit of anger...

I also imagined that this road would be difficult before, but Shen Yaoxing didn't expect that the beginning would be hell mode, which made her self-confidence into countless copies.On this supposedly cozy Friday night, just smash her into...

special channel.

"The other party has a local registered permanent residence..." Shen Yao Xinghua 5200's today's good relationship vip gave her the exclusive love Xiaomi's voice to restore the level of enthusiasm, "The professor of aquaculture at Ocean University in city b is a little older than you asked for."

Shen Yaoxing: "How much is one point?"

It sounds like the configuration of a bald professor who is over fifty years old, so forget it.

"Miss number 551 is 34 years old."

Shen Yaoxing: "A woman?"

Xiaomi: "Yes, this lady has a house locally, which also meets your hidden needs."

Now it is very difficult to obtain the qualifications to buy a house in city b, and after settling down, they have to pay taxes for four years.

Shen Yaoxing felt that the tax for four years was easy to talk about, but the most difficult thing was to settle down.She went to the 211 at the end of city B in college, and her graduate students were [-]-[-] from locals and other places. Except for her, they all settled down.

The students from other places went back to the second-tier city next door to develop, and their lives were not good.The other married a college teacher before graduating. Now that they have children, their family is quite happy.

Only Shen Yaoxing came from a poor village, and he couldn't find jobs in his hometown.

What's more, her whole family thought that she was promising. She studied as a graduate student in city b, and then stayed to work. She also had a local girlfriend whom she had been dating for four years. No matter how you say it, she was talking about marriage.

As a result, after meeting her parents this year, she ended her breakup with her ex-girlfriend.

The other party found the second generation to make a deal, and even asked Shen Yaoxing to pay for it.

Shen Yaoxing was so angry that she felt that as an indomitable 1, how could she suffer such a great humiliation.

I am not afraid of anything else, what I am afraid of is that I will be worse than my predecessor.

She agreed to the invitation of alumnus Jiang Qu, and signed up as a member of Today's Liangyuan website together, and opened a membership for 5200.

Trying to find someone who is willing to fake marriage.

As a result, this is it?

Shen Yaoxing, the harder you work, the more unlucky you will be.

Facts have proved that those who can go on a blind date are not good things, including herself.

"Is she ugly?"

Shen Yaoxing put on the Bluetooth headset, opened WeChat, and clicked on the photo sent by the exclusive customer service Xiaomi.

During this period of time, she had gone on blind dates with so many people, and received an astonishing number of edited photos. In the past, there were also cases where people in the restaurant recognized the wrong person.

This photo was taken very casually. It is a woman looking at the camera, wearing a pair of thin silver-rimmed glasses, looking like she is looking up at work. She has a very bookish look, and she smiles comfortably.

It just doesn't look healthy.

No, this person is not ordinary good-looking, why did he come on a blind date?

"She looks like this and still wants to go on a blind date?" Shen Yaoxing asked.

"Miss 551 is unmarried, but has a 14-year-old daughter."

Shen Yaoxing: "Huh? She got pregnant before marriage??"

She zoomed in on the photo, and the other person looked young, and looking closely gave her a feeling of déjà vu.

Strange, it looks so beautiful, if I have seen it, I won’t forget it, right?

"But it's okay, I don't want to have children."

Shen Yaoxing dresses more formally at work. Her suit pants seem to drape well. From a distance, she stands upright and looks quite elegant.

"and also……"

Love Xiaomi suddenly hesitated.

Shen Yaoxing: "She won't have any hidden diseases, right? But I'm a woman, so I can rest assured. Could it be that she has cancer? Or does she have a criminal record? But a professor probably won't..."

"It's like this. Miss 551 had a car accident when she was a child. As a result, she lost feeling in her legs and calves. She used a wheelchair to travel."

Shen Yaoxing paused for zooming in and out of the photo, and tapped the other's cheek with his fingertips.

The photo of this woman is without make-up and looks like a white flower.

Shen Yaoxing felt that even if he was disabled, he was much better than those idiots in front of him.

And I'm not dating for love.

Unmarried with children, locals, one house, just in line with the new regulations.

The other party is eligible to buy a second suite!

Then can I...

Shen Yaoxing was still thinking, when suddenly a book hit his shoulder.She turned her head, and a few students in junior high school uniforms were running towards her——

"Why are you running away! Come back to me, Jing Hongzhi, didn't you say you wanted to invite us to a movie?"

There were men and women in this group, running fast, one of them went to Shen Yaoxing's feet to pick up the book.

Shen Yaoxing looked down. The cover of the book looked very normal. If it hadn't been thrown out, revealing the illustrations inside, she would have thought it was really a literary masterpiece.

What kind of paintings are these that make people blush?

"Teacher, I'm sorry."

It was a girl who apologized to her. Her face hadn't opened yet, but she could already tell that she was a beautiful woman.

The seaweed-like long hair was tied up randomly behind her head, and the shiny pearl hair clips were crossed around her ears. The group of men and women chased after her around her, and suddenly became much quieter.

"Don't fight around in the corridor."

Shen Yaoxing said something.

She was teaching an art class in the third grade of junior high school, so she couldn't recognize all the students.

This girl should not be in the third grade of junior high school.

The other party was not tall, so he raised his eyes to look at Shen Yaoxing, hummed and left.

Shen Yaoxing glanced at her badge, it was Xuan Hongying, Class [-], junior high school.

Xiaomi's voice from customer service rang in my ear: "Miss Shen?"

"Something happened just now."

"Then, miss, do you want to see me? If so, I'll make an appointment for you."

Shen Yaoxing knocked on the railing, thinking of the face of his ex-girlfriend Kong Jiumiao, his desire to win came up again.

"See you, of course."

"Okay, I submitted the application here, and information such as the time and place of the successful appointment will be sent to your mobile phone as usual."

Shen Yaoxing: "Thank you."

"You're welcome."

That night, Xuan Hongying didn't watch the movie and had to take the bus back home.

Her family lives in a community on the Fourth Ring Road of City B, an old house that is neither high-end nor dilapidated.

It is a single family at the bottom, and most of the neighbors are older retired intellectuals.

The elevator is newly installed for the convenience of the elderly in the community.

Of course, this was of no use to her who lived on the first floor. Xuan Hongying opened the door, and when she entered, she yelled "I'm back."

The TV was on in the living room, and a person was sitting in a wheelchair with his back facing Xuan Hongying, with long hair and a sickly gentle voice——

"Didn't you say you'll be home late today?"

Xuan Hongying threw away her schoolbag, and she went to the kitchen to look at Xuan Liu's chicken drumsticks in the oven.

Then I poured myself a glass of water, raised my head and drank a large jug, as if I hadn't drunk water in 800 years.

"Cool."

She wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, "The person who asked me to watch the movie ran away."

"Don't keep bullying your classmates."

The man coughed and gave people a feeling that the end was approaching.

Xuan Hongying curled her lips: "I'm almost at the age of mating, what's wrong with looking for someone?"

Xuanliu: "Then you can't bully the king, this is human society."

Xuan Hongying: "I'm different from you, I don't have feelings for females."

Xuan Liu laughed: "We are human beings now, you have to develop your relationship step by step."

The latest idol drama was playing on TV, and the male protagonist was proposing to the female protagonist, with flower petals all over the sky, making a grand oath, Xuan Hongying felt that his eyes were hot, and the lines were too disgusting.

"I care so much, I don't want to suffocate to death when the estrus comes."

Xuanliu: "You are still underage, it is not good to fall in love early."

Xuan Hongying: "Pull you down, I'm a normal mermaid."

Xuan Liu was not angry at all, "I am indeed not a normal person, nor a normal mermaid."

Xuan Hongying was a little embarrassed when she said that, she rubbed her nose apologetically: "I'm sorry..."

The chicken legs in the oven gave off a tempting aroma, and while Xuan Hongying was lying crookedly on the sofa picking milk tea, Xuan Liu's cell phone rang.

Ding sound.

Xuan Hongying, who bought it for 0 yuan as a new user of Xuanliu, clicked on the text message.

She wowed.

"Finally someone wants you. The blind date is called Shen Yaoxing. I want you to fill in the agreed place. How about I choose?"

Xuan Hongying felt that the name sounded very familiar. She was about to click on the attached email, but someone took her phone away.

Xuan Liu: "You don't care about the affairs of adults."

"The red envelope is here—"

At the same time, Xuan Hongying received a red envelope from her guardian.

"Xuanliu, you are so stingy, you only gave me 100 yuan."

Xuan Liu smiled: "Order me a Shuangxiangpao too, I want whole sugar."

Xuan Hongying: "Are you crazy? You're not afraid of dying."

Xuan Liu shook her head. In Xuan Hongying's eyes, she was just a smiling face paralyzed: "I'm just very happy."

The author has something to say: "Highlight reminder."

——This person doesn’t have a lot of external feelings——

——After all, Gong Ping is still a normal person——

When I become a mermaid, I feel that jj can't see the content...

So... lower your expectations;

It's basically a love story...

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