Overhead currents are heavenly masters

When Qin Yue woke up in the morning, she felt a sore neck, and her whole body was a little weak, and she had a vague premonition that today's sitting in the shop would be particularly difficult.He never thought it would be a prophecy, if he had the foresight to buy lottery tickets, he would have become rich a long time ago.

Guest one, claiming to be surnamed Yan.He was a middle-aged man who had been chattering since he entered the door, and he was not allowed a chance to interrupt at all.

The man Xizi held his heart together and murmured sadly: "I feel tightness in my chest. It hurts from head to toe. I have to wake up many times a night! I feel dizzy during the day, my mouth is dry, and I don't feel smooth when it's convenient. Heavenly Master, Am I haunted by ghosts?"

Qin Yue: "..."

He pulled away his professional smile: "Mr. Yan, you should be under too much work pressure and lack of exercise. I suggest you go to the Mental Health Center of the Imperial Capital and visit an expert sleep clinic. You should take some medicine and you will be fine."

The man leaned back violently: "What? The Imperial City Mental Health Center? Wouldn't I be insane?"

What kind of logic genius is this?

Qin Yue spread her hands and said, "I don't care if you think so. But you really are not haunted by ghosts."

Mr. Yan stood up angrily and hung up his pocket: "What kind of service attitude do you have! I won't give money!"

Qin Yue: "..." If you don't give it, you won't give it. Why is it so fierce?

Guan Yunheng: "Pfft ha ha ha ha ha."

Not long after, another lady with a miniature poodle came, calling herself Mrs. Zhong.She was dressed in fashion, wearing gold and gold, and followed by two servants.As soon as she sat down, she rested her chin on her hands, her scarlet nails were very eye-catching.

"Tianshi, people say that my fate is bad. Please help me to see." Wu Nong spoke softly, with a tone of voice.She stretched out her palm and handed it under his eyelids, and fluttered her long eyelashes twice, deliberately as if her eyes were cramping.

Qin Yue: "..." I always feel that something is wrong.

He said seriously: "Mrs. Zhong, I'm not very good at palm reading, but you are not a lucky person from your appearance. However, neither face reading nor palm reading is my specialty. I suggest you give me a horoscope and let me calculate it. "

Mrs. Zhong gave a delicate "Yes", and said to him from left to right: "How old is Tianshi this year? He looks so young." Her eyes slid across his face, neck, and arms, and gradually became presumptuous.

"Early twenties."

"Hey, I'm only in my early twenties. It's different when I'm young. It's not like I'm in my forties, and the luster of my skin is several degrees worse." She stretched out her hand and pinched the back of Qin Yue's hand.The poodle that was squatting under the table was pushed to another position, and the high heels were slowly rubbing against his calf.

Qin Yue & Guan Yunheng: "..." Is this sexual/harassment?This TM cliff is sexual/harassment!

Qin Yue stepped back abruptly, and the chair legs scraped harshly on the terrazzo floor.His smile gradually faded: "You haven't given me your horoscope yet?"

Mrs. Zhong, who was directly slapped in the face, was not angry at all. She pinched her throat and said, "Well... since my husband passed away. I am alone. To be honest, I am not short of money, but I am very lonely. To tell you the truth, The angle of Tianshi's side face really looks a bit like my husband." After she finished speaking, she squinted at Qin Yue to see his reaction.

The smile on the corner of Qin Yue's mouth disappeared completely: "It seems that Mrs. Zhong didn't bring her horoscope today. Let's wait another day."

Guan Yunheng: "...Pfft ha ha ha ha ha, dare a lover come up and want to keep you?"

Before leaving, the woman took out her business card and threw it on the table: "If you figure it out, call the number above. The secretary will arrange for us to meet."

In the end, Qin Yue threw this expensive business card made of special materials into the trash can.

Guest No. [-] is a stocky fat man.Dressed unpretentiously, with a slightly nervous expression, he introduced himself as Liang.Qin Yue thought, this is good, it looks quite normal.So high hopes were placed on him.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Liang was very shy, and he was very angry when he opened his mouth: "Tianshi, do you sell peach blossom charms here? The kind that can make my goddess fall in love with me crazily."

What the hell?Peach Blossoms?Those three simple words are actually spells that have been banned for many years.Qin Yue's relaxed smile was still on her face, and the corners of her mouth were slightly stiff.

Relying on the fact that the guests couldn't see him, Guan Yun laughed so hard: "God! Qin Yue, your luck today. Maybe you can rebound to buy a lottery ticket or something."

Mr. Liang didn't know that there was a third party beside him, so within half an hour he told the story about the "goddess" four or five times.Qin Yue's ears were calloused: "..."

It seems that what this person needs is not a celestial master, but a love counselor.But he didn't have much experience himself, so he could only say: "Emotional matters should go with the flow. Peach Blossom Talisman is only a short-term effect. Since you like her so much, you should pursue her seriously and move her with enthusiasm!"

Look at him shrinking his head like a quail, looking pitiful.Qin Yue said again: "Let's do this. The so-called frustrated in love, proud in the workplace. Let me help you see this year's wealth and career luck."

After the lineup, it turned out to be a rich man, Qin Yue suddenly felt a pain in his head: "Mr. Liang, what do you do at home?"

"Oh, my family runs a mine in Jinju."

Sure enough... Qin Yue sighed: "It must be very big."

"It's okay, it's okay, I can make ends meet. The mining industry has not been booming in recent years, so we moved to the imperial capital to engage in real estate development."

"Oh, which real estate is it?" He really just asked casually.

"Caesar Gardens."

Clang!One of the most prestigious mansions in the imperial capital.sorry!farewell!

Qin Yue struggled weakly and said: "...Your condition is so good, you will definitely be able to embrace a beauty."

"No no no. Tianshi, I like her, not only because of her appearance, but also because of her inner being! She is the smartest girl I have ever seen, and graduated with a Ph.D. from University of O. Look, this is her photo!" Mr. Liang took out On the mobile phone, click on the photo and offer a treasure.

Qin Yue glanced at the photo, and the girl in the center was slim and well-proportioned, with a pleasant smile: "Petite and lovely, is she from the south?"

Mr. Liang was stunned: "Wrong, wrong, it's the one next to you."

Take people's money.Qin Yue had no choice but to look over cooperatively.The girl has a round back, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and is quite heroic, but Mr. Liang thinks... a little burly?However, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

"Pretty, isn't it?"

Meeting his eagerly looking eyes, Qin Yue had no choice but to answer with difficulty: "Yes. I believe that in time, this lady will definitely feel your sincerity."

"Really? Heavenly Master. If one day I succeed, I will definitely send you a wedding invitation!"

"...Okay, I'll wait." I'm afraid he can't afford the red envelopes for rich people's weddings.

After seeing off the third customer, Qin Yue began to prepare to close the shop.The girl in the pink Lolita tutu broke in: "Are you that popular fortune teller on the Internet? I've had bad luck recently, and I want to ask someone to help me out." She was just an ordinary person, but her face But it seemed to be shrouded in smoke, dust, rain and fog, wrapped in an extremely ominous atmosphere.The whole body is full of silk threads?

Qin Yue couldn't help frowning, and sat back at the table: "Have you been to any sinister places recently? Have you come into contact with any strange people?"

The girl covered her mouth, a little surprised: "Is there something wrong?" The cute furball earrings were shaking back and forth.

"Just a routine inquiry."

"Oh. OK. Of course not. I'm a cosplayer, and I have more free working hours. I just came back from a trip to the beach, where the sun is shining brightly, and I'm already tanned." She stretched out her finger to touch her lips and said, wearing a Wearing a silver ring.

Those words meandered and circled, turning into invisible threads.They seem to be alive, wrapping around her body like silkworm chrysalis.The girl coughed twice unnaturally, and touched the place caught by the silk thread.Obviously, she couldn't see.

"The ring is very beautiful." Qin Yue said suddenly.

She immediately became happy, spread her five fingers, and showed proudly: "It's beautiful. My father gave it to me. After all, she is an only child." After saying this, more silk threads slipped from her mouth Come out and make her look like a silkworm.

Qin Yue paused: "It's very beautiful. But don't wear this ring. It doesn't suit you very well. "

The girl said "Oh", stood up in a daze, and dropped 20 yuan: "I understand. I will definitely not wear it again." When she said this, threads began to emerge from her mouth again.

After she left, Guan Yunheng asked, "It looks disgusting, what's going on?"

Qin Yue put the 20 yuan into her wallet: "This child is a person who is full of lies. She is wearing the ring of words and spirits from Dongyang, and lies will be turned into silk threads because of the spiritual power of the ring. If this continues... "He shook his head, not uttering the worst possibility.

Guan Yunheng snorted, "Don't care about her. She's still lying until the end, and it's hard to convince a ghost who wants to die with good words."

Qin Yue nodded and began to tidy up the objects on the table.

"Qin Yue! Qin Yue! Come on, your eyes are always sharp, help me see if this thing is real or not?" Someone came to the door again, not only that, but also a familiar face who likes to talk about God.

Will he be able to close the shop smoothly today? !

Qin Yue has one head and two big ones.He sighed, raised his eyes and said, "Quanzi, where did you get rich recently?"

Quanzi chuckled twice, and threw an object to him.Small objects with round square holes fell to the table along the parabola, making a crisp sound.It spins, slows down, and lies flat.

Qin Yue's calm and lazy expression froze.He picked up the coin and hurriedly asked, "Where did you get this mother coin?"

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Thank you for reading.Lies, make yourself cocooned.Asking for collection, asking for collection, constantly tumbling.