[Joker] Boyfriend is weird

Arkham State Hospital

When Lilith regained his memory, Sak was crying with joy. He hugged Lilith like a long-lost relative, and excitedly ran around Arkham twice like a husky. He was almost considered insane and prepared to take coercive measures. .

Fortunately, under the doctor's eager eyes, he calmed down.

Sac sat beside him carelessly.

"By the way, what about your boyfriend?"

Lilith: "..."

The whole world knows that I'm in a relationship, but I don't know it.

Evan chewed gum in his mouth, and replied indifferently: "A comedian, it's okay, you just wanted to have fun at the time, it doesn't matter, just deal with it coldly."

Lilith: "?"

"Is that what I think?"

Is she just playing around?

wrong.

How could she like comedians?

I always feel like they are two different worlds.

Lilith got to know her boyfriend in a few words from Evan, and then...

I feel that fate is really strange.

...

The clown danced and came out of the counseling room, with a smile on his face, his dance steps were particularly ecstatic, and he suddenly caught sight of a figure from the corner of his eye.

The girl was wearing a loose little white dress, with layers of thick gauze wrapped around her head, her steps were cheerful, and she even hummed a song.

Great ecstasy swept over him.

She is not dead.

Lilith is not dead.

Even if it is a supernatural event.

He saw his sun again!

And, she works here.

The clown paused, smiled strangely, and issued an application: "Can I ask that little sweetheart doctor to treat me?"

The doctor glanced at her and replied casually, "She is a patient."

The clown was taken aback.

"patient?"

The doctor understated: "Financial crimes, planned several explosions, almost sent myself away, frequent memory confusion... Don't mess with her, she is a lunatic."

It's best not to get the two together.

All crazy.

The clown murmured, "She can come out of Arkham as she pleases."

The doctor sneered: "That was in the past. Look at the heavy security now, can she escape from prison?"

prison Break?

So it turns out that every time Lilith leaves work is a jailbreak?

The clown laughed violently.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The patients were extraordinarily indifferent, turned a blind eye, stayed away silently, and immersed themselves in their own world numbly. Occasionally, a person raised his eyes to look at the clown, watching him follow that delicate figure.

...

Lilith felt bored, and was a little nauseous due to the concussion, so she was going to find a corner by the window to get some air.

Then he was blocked by a strange man.

Lilith to the left, he to the right.

Lilith to the right, he to the left.

The thin figure of the man was like a big mountain, blocking her way tightly.

Lilith simply stopped and gave way politely: "You pass first?"

The clown laughed, with an exaggerated tone, as if performing a stage play, "Oh, sweetheart, have you forgotten me? I'm so sad."

Lilith stared at his bright smile.

Thanks, but I don't see where you are sad.

The clown leaned over to her, brushed her collarbone with his fingertips, quickly picked it up, and pulled out the pendant on her neck, "Guess what relationship we have?"

Lilith glanced at the other half hanging around his neck, and understood, "You are my boyfriend."

"My Lilith is really smart." The clown praised.

He rubbed the coin with his fingertips, and couldn't help but landed on her collarbone, eager to be comforted.

When Lilith raised her hand to hit him, she grabbed her right wrist...

Then the right cheek was slapped by her left hand.

Crisp and loud.

The clown was still laughing, with the tip of his tongue pressing against his cheeks, a strange light shone in his eyes, "Sweetheart, your hands are so soft."

Lilith: "?"

She calmed down quickly.

"Break up, I have amnesia, but I don't want a sick boyfriend."

The clown's face darkened in an instant, and then he laughed again, laughing wildly. He leaned in front of Lilith, smelled the light and seductive body fragrance on her body, and rubbed the tip of his nose against her soft and smooth cheek, "But I When I'm with you, I'm sick, Lilith."

Lilith turned her head.

She was really anxious to endure it, and she might be dragged to electric shock treatment for a fight, and she didn't want to go at all.

But don't do it.

... This pervert really challenges the bottom line! !

She has a cold face.

"Stay away from me, let's break up decently."

The clown laughed exaggeratedly, and shook his index finger, "No, no, no, we can't break up. We agreed to get married, sweetheart."

Lilith sneaked away with a low body——

The clown clamped her small body, pressed her waist into an extremely graceful curve, and sighed, seeming to be extremely distressed: "Why are you so disobedient, Lilith..."

"How will I punish you?"

Lilith: "!"

When the clown was thinking hard about the idea of ​​punishing her, Lilith felt that the way of punishment in his mouth was not only humiliating but also shameful, so she yelled at the top of her voice, and when she saw the doctor running over to stop him, she said angrily, "This man is very sick , didn't you let him take medicine?"

doctor:"……"

"Miss Lilith, you should take your medicine too."

Lilith glared at the doctor.

The doctor pretended not to notice, dragged him away with the clown, the clown faced Lilith, still smiling, "Hahahaha, sweetheart, see you next time~"

Lilith's mood was extremely complicated.

Even a little stupefied.

She asked Zack: "Is this my amnesiac vision?"

Sack: "Well, you have to believe in yourself, baby! It's hard to find such a handsome boy!"

"Besides, this is the boyfriend you selected carefully!"

"I didn't expect..." He sighed faintly, and found a suitable adjective, "So unique."

Evan pouted, "Not as good as me."

Lilith was speechless.

Careful selection, just choose here?

I don't know where the two doctors took the clown, but in short, I didn't see the clown again for the rest of the time.

First day in Arkham.

It's been a peaceful time.

Tolerable.

Well, no jailbreak, food, drink and lodging, 24-hour shift service staff, and a psychiatrist... This is the life that Xianyu looks forward to.

Lilith even started to think about retirement here.

Except at dinner time.

The clown sat across from her, wearing a white hospital gown, with handcuffs on his hands, smiling, "Lilith..."

Lilith suddenly remembered: "I know you."

The clown's eyes lit up, and he waited quietly and expectantly for her to speak.

"You're the clown on TV, the one who shot and killed." Lilith poked some beans on the plate with a fork, "I didn't even recognize you without clown makeup."

The light in the clown's eyes slowly went out.

But soon lit up again, "Honey, do you want to hear a joke?"

Lilith was speechless, "You don't have makeup on, right? It's not working time either, so let's have a good meal and then go to bed, huh?"

Her head still hurts.

Desperately needed some sleep.

The clown curled his lips in frustration: "Okay, okay, I'll listen to Lilith."

...

into the night.

Lilith was fast asleep, her brows furrowed slightly, feeling a little cold.

spooky.

His back felt cold, as if he was being watched by a hunter.

And she was the little thing that was hunted.

Lilith's eyelashes trembled slightly, and she opened her eyes.

Instantly shrank back.

"fuck..."

It's not that she wants to swear.

But anyone who slept well would be terrified to death when they saw a bloody face when they opened their eyes.

The clown's face was terribly rotted, blood was all over his face, and he didn't know where he was injured.

He seemed to feel no pain at all.

Grin and talk to her.

"I cut it myself with a knife." He looked annoyed, "Maybe I didn't cut it properly."

"It's all because there is no paint here. I can't put on makeup to perform my comedy for my sweetheart."

Lilith didn't know if it was the sequelae of the concussion.

All in all, my head hurts even more.

She shrank toward the corner.

Distance yourself from perverts.

The clown didn't care, smiled, and sat on her bed, leaving bright red blood on her white sheets. Looking at the kitten with fried fur, he quickly kissed her, "Does Lilith like this lipstick?"

"It matches you very well."

He didn't know how to untie the handcuffs, and now he hugged Lilith with one hand, let her lean into his arms, stretched out his hand, dipped some blood, and carefully spread Lilith evenly.

Just like before, Lilith sat on his lap.

He painted a clown makeup and put on Lilith the same shade of lipstick.

"You are so beautiful, my little sweetheart." The clown sincerely praised and promised, "I will never leave you again!"

He leaned over and kissed Lilith.

The kiss was focused and affectionate.

Lilith, whose mouth was covered with blood: "..."

Damn, I can't go down to this damn place for a day!

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