[Joker] Boyfriend is weird

"The clown has histrionic personality disorder. He regards his own life as a comedy, performs to his heart's content on the stage called 'life', and tries to leave evidence of his own existence. It is actually ironic and absurd."

Evan's tone was unhurried, his eyes fell on the TV, which was showing the scene of the clown bombing the cruise ship, followed by the scandal of the Brant family.

The clown was once again dubbed the title of "Vigilante".

He even has a lot of fans in Gotham.

He sighed insignificantly, and looked at the clown who seemed to be listening quietly, "Sometimes I wonder, are you helping Lilith, or are you looking for an excuse to release yourself?"

The clown raised his eyebrows.

Evan, "You're just enjoying the stage, enjoying this crazy 'comedy' process of being able to prove your existence."

The Joker does not deny this point.

But he suddenly remembered a long time ago——

In fact, it is not too long.

It was only a few weeks ago.

He and Lilith walked together on the busy street, newspapers were hung on the newsstand with eye-catching headlines.

[Subway killer clown is still at large]

He asks Lilith what she thinks of murderous clowns.

It doesn't matter what the answer is.

What they said was no longer important, he only remembered that there was a sweet smell in the air that day, and every breath was full of warmth and sweetness.

He flawlessly cared about the clown, flawlessly cared about the meaning of his "existence", and his eyes were full of girls standing on the side of the road winking at him.

The teenage girl who shines from head to toe.

At that time Arthur was thinking:

The only meaning of my existence is to hug her and kiss her right now, right now.

to cling to his sun.

Still is.

"Arthur."

Evan called out this name that no one had called for a long time, his eyes were indifferent, and he was the only responsible psychiatrist that the clown had ever seen——

Because Evan was really working on analyzing himself, using all the knowledge he had learned.

The purpose is to keep him away from Lilith.

The clown laughed.

"Hahahaha-"

The scar on his cheek trembled with his smile, like a crawling centipede.

He suddenly grabbed Evan by the collar and said softly, "Poor little girl, but Lilith chose me."

Evan's face was stiff, and his gaze became even colder.

The clown felt relieved, loosened Evan's collar, turned around and left, dancing, seemingly very happy.

until--

"what?"

"Lilith got into a fight again?"

"Hey, last time she got into an electric shock just because she got into a fight with someone for gambling, why didn't she have a long memory?"

The clown paused and ran towards the treatment room.

Lilith woke up with a dull pain in her head.

She rubbed her head, sorting through the mess of memories.

"How are you feeling, cutie?"

Lilith turned her head.

The goal is a clean face without any makeup. He has long scars cut on both cheeks, and the corners of his lips are smiling, slightly stiff, as if he has deliberately found the curvature. At first glance, he can be pulled away directly Made a horror movie.

She murmured, and passed by the fallen ones. She didn't know if there were any dead bodies, and finally sat opposite the man.

There is a table between them.

The desktop is clean.

The clown pretended to be holding a document, "Oh, Lilith, is it?"

Lilith blinked.

……What is he doing?

Clown: "I'm your psychiatrist, you can call me Joker."

Lilith hummed vaguely, "Hello, Mr. Clown."

The clown snorted, "So dear Miss Lilith, how are you doing today?"

Lilith raised her head and frowned, seeming sad or sighing, "It's not very good."

"My boyfriend proposed several times, but nothing happened." She sighed again, "I agreed to get married today, and I'm still playing role-playing."

The clown was taken aback for a moment, then laughed out loud.

Not an uncontrolled smile due to illness.But from the heart, really happy laugh.

He handed the document in his hand to Lilith.

There are messy pictures drawn on it.

She and the clown's names could be vaguely seen, as well as a few smiling faces.

Very clown style.

It was a marriage certificate that he made himself.

To be honest, Lilith stopped playing this kind of house-playing game when she was six years old.

But she was strangely connected to the clown's brain circuit.

The law cannot bind him.

The only thing that can restrain him is himself.

But now, he willingly handed over this restraint to her.

It says at the bottom of the paper.

【Your Joker

Your Arthur】

At this moment.

The guard opened the door and came in, a little apprehensive and impatient, "Let's go, let's go back quickly."

The tone of "quick battle and quick decision" was abruptly spoken, as if the two sides were about to draw their guns and kill each other in the next second.

Lilith looked at the clown blankly.

Did she forget something again?

Why can't this plot be connected?

But she felt like she remembered it all.

The clown put his arms around her shoulders, "Sweetheart, today is our wedding day."

He was as excited as a child.

"Quick, quick, let's register."

Lilith: "?"

So this file in her hand?

The clown winked at her. "I think sweetheart would prefer a legal marriage."

Lilith doesn't really care about these things.

But the clown felt pretty good about being prepared like this.

She laughed, "Okay."

The handcuffs cuffed the two of them together. Because they had escaped too many times, a lot of guards had obviously been strengthened during this trip, and they were all on the verge of an enemy.

Lilith tugged on the handcuffs, making a clanging sound, and the other handcuffs were handcuffed to the clown. This kind of cold thing was actually somewhat ambiguous.

She hooked the clown's little finger.

"I remember it all."

The clown hummed, "I know."

She knew it from the first sentence she spoke.

Lilith stared at him for two seconds.

Why... It feels like he suddenly became childish?

No, not suddenly.

It seems that after changing the name, it becomes childish.

In other words, just do whatever you want.

Stop suppressing yourself and express all your emotions passionately.

Sign your name.

Registration is complete.

Back to Arkham.

The clown caught a glimpse of Sac, turned around, took Lilith back to the room, and locked the door behind him.

No one can bother.

Lilith: "..."

No, it still feels childish.

The clown slammed in front of her.

"Hey Lilith, I'm Joker now."

Lilith looked at him, thought for a while, then softly kissed the scar on his cheek, and said softly, "You have always been."

"The greatest comedian ever."

The clown froze for a moment.

The pure eyes are clear and bright, full of bright stars, reflecting Lilith's beautiful appearance.

He has eyes all over her.

Then, hear her say.

"The Joker is, and so is Arthur."

The clown put his arms around her.

"You too."

Lilith was at a loss, "What am I?"

The clown smiled softly, "It's my Lilith."

It is what I finally realized, the so-called "existence".

The warmth lasted for a while.

Lilith suddenly remembered something, "And this."

She took out a stick figure of a clown from her pocket.

Doodle like marriage certificate.

Like the stick figure made by the clown, I also drew one, "Does my drawing look good?"

The clown hugged her from behind, resting his chin on her shoulder, with a gentle expression, "It's pretty."

Lilith: "How does it compare with yours?"

The clown closed his eyes and bluffed: "Of course it's mine!"

Lilith: "Really?"

The clown confidently said, "Yes!"

Lilith decided to put the painting away, but was held down by the clown, "Lilith, I can't go back on my word."

Lilith turned to look at him.

Bumping into his teasing gaze, ignoring his deliberate childishness, she raised her hand to touch the scar on his cheek, as if she had a thousand words to say, but she had nothing to say, she rolled her eyes, "I want to go Honeymoon in Hawaii."

The clown also smiled: "Okay."

His eyes are still pure, still burning with light.

For the present, for the future.

The fragility that needs to be cared for has already grown up.

He grows from Arthur to Joker.

But still Arthur.

Became his own sun, and also became her sun.

(End of text)

The author has something to say:

It's over, there will be a chapter or two in the future

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