Finally, I married my first love
Chapter 11. Farce
Cold water was poured on the scalded skin, Lin Tian still trembled in pain, Gu Ye relaxed the action of wiping, and after drying, he needed to apply the medicine again, Gu Ye looked at the little scalded knuckles on his knuckles. With blisters, he frowned: "It's better to go to the hospital for treatment."
Lin Tian didn't take it seriously, and washed his hands with the soap he went out to buy in a hurry, grinning: "No rush, let's eat first."
Then he looked at Gu Ye and added: "It's not a real blind date anyway, so you can't treat yourself badly."
Gu Ye was silent for a while: "Just now, what happened in vain..."
"Okay, your parents and sister are about to kneel down in gratitude, so don't say anything, other people will do the same for small things." Lin Tian wiped his hands coldly.
The two stood by the sink in the bathroom. The light from the mirror shone on Lin Tian's face, as if it had been glazed. Lin Tian grinned, as if he thought this smile was the most natural, and then nodded in satisfaction. nodded.
"Do you have a car and a house?" Lin Tian asked suddenly.
Gu Ye didn't understand the meaning of Lin Tian's sudden question, and suddenly thought that the two of them had a good time before, and their family members didn't know about it at all, and now they became each other's blind date for no reason. It's not easy to tear this fact up in front of your family.
"I have it. The house is definitely bigger than your one-bedroom apartment." Gu Ye lowered his head and grabbed Lin Tian's hand for the medicine. Lin Tian wanted to shrink back, but Gu Ye grabbed it tightly.
"The house is enough to live in, and - I don't want to talk to people who drink sweet tofu." Lin Tian leaned into Gu Ye's ear and said viciously.
Gu Ye didn't take it seriously, and frowned: "Sweet Douhua is king, and the rest are cults."
If you have a car and a house, why don't you drink a bean curd together.
Lin Tian and Gu Ye walked out of the bathroom one after the other. Mama Lin and Mama Gu, the girlfriends, had just been drinking tea in the Qinghui Building. pat your heart.
Papa Gu finally regained his breath, and kept nodding his head: "It's really thanks to Xiaotian."
Hearing his father say "Xiao Tian", Gu Ye's brows twitched. At home, he only called him "Hey", "little bastard", "unfilial son", or just by his name.
Lin Tian met his mother's best friend, Aunt Qin, before, but she never thought that she would be Gu Ye's mother. At this moment, Gu's mother held Lin Tian's hands and said, "Thank you, Xiao Tian, for the benefactor of our family. ——Hey, Xiaoye, what are you doing standing there, come here and call someone!"
Lin Xiaohui raised her hand: "You can continue to call me sister, I don't mind."
Mother Lin rolled her eyes: "It's not big or small."
Poor Gu Ye has lived to this age, and still has not escaped the nightmare of being forced to scream when he was a child.
For the sake of privacy, the hot pot restaurant had another accident just like that, and provided the blind date group with a super-large luxurious private room for free.
Lin Tian looked at the only chair where the two remaining people were close together, and frowned, but saw that Gu Ye was generous and sat down, thinking that he couldn't be more cowardly than Gu Ye, so he also sat down.
Mama Gu and Mama Lin look very much like the most unskilled students who deserted in class: "You just say they are a good match?"
Gu Chun seemed to be showing Lin Xiaohui a picture of Gu Ye when she was a child, and Gu Ye had no time to stop the two women who were laughing like crazy.
Bai Bai brought the Gunpla over and handed it to Lin Tian: "Thank you brother!"
Gu Ye corrected immediately: "I am an uncle, so he cannot be an elder brother."
Baibai rolled his eyes, as if he understood his mistake, and immediately corrected it: "Thank you, auntie!"
"..."
"..."
Lin Tian felt that the plate of fat beef in front of him was really pretty, and Gu Ye looked at the belly really well.
Papa Gu sat there like an old monk in meditation, suddenly opened his eyes, and said in his throat: "Stand up!"
Gu Ye stood up in an instant, standing straight and imposing.
Lin Tian was taken aback for a moment, then stood up as well.
Papa Gu nodded: "I'm in good shape, but I'm a little thinner. Hey, I'm afraid you will be wronged."
Lin Tian was baffled.
Gu's father continued: "My son, the name is wrong, Gu Ye Gu Ye, let him be 'Gu Guo Gu's family, his heart is out of the way', forget about Gu Guo's family, there is only Ren Ye."
Mother Gu hurriedly continued: "But Xiao Yao is not bad, he is a good boy." She took out something from her pocket, and it turned out to be a white jade finger wrench.
Lin Tian was stunned when he saw the picture of the parents-in-law teaching the daughter-in-law and giving them gifts.
Gu Ye was the first to react: "Mom and Dad, it's impossible for us, don't even think about it."
It was only then that Lin Tian noticed that Gu Ye's stern face looked very much like the serious and stern father Gu, who looked like the middle-aged version of Gu Ye.
Lin Tian poked Gu Ye calmly, then smiled and said, "Gu Ye means that we can't accept this gift, it's too expensive, how can we be ashamed."
"No way, no way." When Gu's mother heard Lin Tian still use "we", she felt that the two children were having fun, and couldn't stop their smiles. "This is my heart."
Gu Ye leaned over and gritted his teeth: "You! What's going on!"
Lin Tian smiled, almost talking with the roots of his teeth: "There were countless reasons for the breakup later, why did you have to say it so clearly here, to get rid of their meaning?"
Gu Ye didn't know how to refute.
After a meal, it was still harmonious. Lin Tian deeply practiced the principle of "blind date is fake, but eating is real", so he ate slowly.
Even though he looked at the bowl, he could still feel the scorching gazes from those rushing.
Lin Tian really couldn't figure out what was it about him that pleased them.
Gu Ye put a piece of fat beef into Lin Tian's bowl.
Gu Chun, who was feeding porridge for nothing, let out a wow.
"What! What do you mean!" Lin Tian pinched Gu Ye.
"Didn't you say," Gu Ye pinched back, "You can't spoil the fun!"
"..."
I don't know if it's deliberate or random, but Lin Tian really likes to eat the fat beef in the hot pot. As a reward for his nausea, Lin Tian put a piece of Chrysanthemum chrysanthemum in Gu Ye's bowl.
"You are often on camera, but you can't get angry and get pimples, this one is angry."
Lin Tian didn't speak in a whisper, every word was sonorous, those who didn't know it thought he was defending in court.
Gu Ye twitched the corners of his mouth, he seemed to have seen his mother wiping away tears.
Come on, you're more disgusting than me, right? I'm an actor.
Gu Ye grabbed Lin Tian's hand, and rubbed his face with the other hand as if not easily, but in fact it was to gently brush off the dust from his temples. Gu Ye smiled softly: "Thank you."
This frown and smile has exhausted Gu Ye's lifelong acting skills, showing his affectionate style, full of charm, and even a close-up shot, he can show no flaws.
Lin Xiaohui raised her hand and took ten consecutive shots.
Lin Tian's eyes widened, as if he was surprised by Gu Ye's shameless skill, which has become more and more sophisticated, and he has been able to catch up with him, and he was a little disgusted by Gu Ye's contrived performance.
Maybe Lin Tian is the only one who thinks that Gu Ye is acting.
"Thank you, too." Lin Tian smiled softly, and the contest never stopped.
However, kicking Gu Ye under the table can still prove that he was furious.
Not to be outdone, Gu Ye picked up a tissue and gently wiped the corner of Lin Tian's mouth with the other hand, and said softly, "How did I get here, I was really careless."
Papa Gu coughed, indicating that there are others here.
Lin Xiaohui put down her phone and smiled serenely: "Ah, I'm dead."
God knows how long the two of them have been "reciting courtesy" before the meal is over.
Seeing that it was almost time for the annual meeting, Gu Ye finally let out a sigh of relief, and got up to say goodbye and leave.
Lin Xiaohui looked at her dispensable and cheap nephew: "Come on, you two should go the same way."
No matter how different the road is, this meal should be the same road.
Why couldn't I just refuse them politely when I only thought about not meeting their wishes at the beginning.
The person involved, Lin Tian, said that now he regrets it, very regretful, with colorful regrets in his intestines.
But I can only force a smile: "Guy, didn't you say to open a private room in Qinghui Building?"
Lin Xiaohui slapped her head: "Oh! Is there? Did you hear wrong?"
"Deliberate deception." Lin Tian said viciously with his eyes wide open.
"The two of you have left your contact information, and we will see you later." Gu Chun reminded.
Gu Ye sneered in his heart, heh, goodbye, never see you again.
The hearts of the two are full of emotions, but they are still very happy on the surface, as if they are really satisfied with this blind date event and the blind date.
After Gu Ye and his assistant sent the message, they took advantage of the last time to greet each other and slipped away. Papa Gu coughed and suddenly said, "When are you two going to go through the formalities?"
It's not a question, it's just the same tone as you usually use at home to teach Gu Ye a lesson and ask him to do housework.
Gu Ye took back the foot he stepped on.
He turned his head and saw Lin Tian was also looking at him.
The two should think the same.
"Mom, and Uncle Gu and Aunt Qin, thank you very much for this family reunion, but Gu Ye and I...it's impossible." Lin Tian was afraid that Gu Ye would say something impulsively, so he took the lead. Open your mouth one step at a time.
But Gu's father looked straight at Gu Ye as if he didn't hear it at all.
Gu Ye took a deep breath and nodded: "Yes, that's right, I think so too."
"But weren't you two fine just now?" Gu's mother was holding the handkerchief, her eyes seemed to be filled with tears again.
Gu Ye couldn't bear to see this the most, so he couldn't speak.
"My idea is just to not spoil everyone's interest." Lin Tian said, and Lin's mother looked at him and sighed.
"Why not, why, you tell auntie, is Xiaoye bullying you, huh?" Mother Gu pulled Lin Tian.
Gu Ye looked at all this rather complicatedly, as if memories from many years ago resurfaced.
"No, no, no," Lin Tian repeated over and over again, "We are really...inappropriate."
Just like many years ago, Gu Ye kept asking Lin Tian why he broke up——
"Am I treating you badly?"
"No."
"Did I do something wrong?"
"No."
"Did I do something to apologize to you?"
Gu Ye asked over and over again, and at the end he asked with a crying voice, but Lin Tian just kept saying no.
So tired and weak.
All the scenes seemed to be repeating themselves, and he was inexplicably upset.
"Mom, don't ask, I don't want to get married, even if I get married, I can't be with anyone." Gu Ye said.
Lin Tian looked at him, his thoughts turned for a while, he looked at Gu Ye, as if he had said a lot, his voice was a little hoarse: "Yes, what he said is quite right, anyway, it can't be me."
"Bang!" With a loud noise, Papa Gu slapped the table and stood up, wanting to slap Gu Ye in the face as soon as he raised his hand.
Gu Ye didn't even hide, he just stood there straight.
Lin Tian rushed over to stop him, but saw Papa Gu's arms curled up suddenly, he seemed to be short of breath, and covered his heart in pain.
In an instant, Papa Gu fell down.
Right in front of Gu Ye.
And Gu Ye stared at all this in a daze, he felt like his hands and feet were frozen, and he couldn't move for a while.
Lin Tian knelt down and called out, "Ambulance."
Gu Yecai seemed to have come to his senses, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone—his hands were shaking so badly that he couldn't press the three-digit emergency number steadily.
A blind date, an unexpected farce.
[The author has something to say: the second part of the double update is completed~]
Lin Tian didn't take it seriously, and washed his hands with the soap he went out to buy in a hurry, grinning: "No rush, let's eat first."
Then he looked at Gu Ye and added: "It's not a real blind date anyway, so you can't treat yourself badly."
Gu Ye was silent for a while: "Just now, what happened in vain..."
"Okay, your parents and sister are about to kneel down in gratitude, so don't say anything, other people will do the same for small things." Lin Tian wiped his hands coldly.
The two stood by the sink in the bathroom. The light from the mirror shone on Lin Tian's face, as if it had been glazed. Lin Tian grinned, as if he thought this smile was the most natural, and then nodded in satisfaction. nodded.
"Do you have a car and a house?" Lin Tian asked suddenly.
Gu Ye didn't understand the meaning of Lin Tian's sudden question, and suddenly thought that the two of them had a good time before, and their family members didn't know about it at all, and now they became each other's blind date for no reason. It's not easy to tear this fact up in front of your family.
"I have it. The house is definitely bigger than your one-bedroom apartment." Gu Ye lowered his head and grabbed Lin Tian's hand for the medicine. Lin Tian wanted to shrink back, but Gu Ye grabbed it tightly.
"The house is enough to live in, and - I don't want to talk to people who drink sweet tofu." Lin Tian leaned into Gu Ye's ear and said viciously.
Gu Ye didn't take it seriously, and frowned: "Sweet Douhua is king, and the rest are cults."
If you have a car and a house, why don't you drink a bean curd together.
Lin Tian and Gu Ye walked out of the bathroom one after the other. Mama Lin and Mama Gu, the girlfriends, had just been drinking tea in the Qinghui Building. pat your heart.
Papa Gu finally regained his breath, and kept nodding his head: "It's really thanks to Xiaotian."
Hearing his father say "Xiao Tian", Gu Ye's brows twitched. At home, he only called him "Hey", "little bastard", "unfilial son", or just by his name.
Lin Tian met his mother's best friend, Aunt Qin, before, but she never thought that she would be Gu Ye's mother. At this moment, Gu's mother held Lin Tian's hands and said, "Thank you, Xiao Tian, for the benefactor of our family. ——Hey, Xiaoye, what are you doing standing there, come here and call someone!"
Lin Xiaohui raised her hand: "You can continue to call me sister, I don't mind."
Mother Lin rolled her eyes: "It's not big or small."
Poor Gu Ye has lived to this age, and still has not escaped the nightmare of being forced to scream when he was a child.
For the sake of privacy, the hot pot restaurant had another accident just like that, and provided the blind date group with a super-large luxurious private room for free.
Lin Tian looked at the only chair where the two remaining people were close together, and frowned, but saw that Gu Ye was generous and sat down, thinking that he couldn't be more cowardly than Gu Ye, so he also sat down.
Mama Gu and Mama Lin look very much like the most unskilled students who deserted in class: "You just say they are a good match?"
Gu Chun seemed to be showing Lin Xiaohui a picture of Gu Ye when she was a child, and Gu Ye had no time to stop the two women who were laughing like crazy.
Bai Bai brought the Gunpla over and handed it to Lin Tian: "Thank you brother!"
Gu Ye corrected immediately: "I am an uncle, so he cannot be an elder brother."
Baibai rolled his eyes, as if he understood his mistake, and immediately corrected it: "Thank you, auntie!"
"..."
"..."
Lin Tian felt that the plate of fat beef in front of him was really pretty, and Gu Ye looked at the belly really well.
Papa Gu sat there like an old monk in meditation, suddenly opened his eyes, and said in his throat: "Stand up!"
Gu Ye stood up in an instant, standing straight and imposing.
Lin Tian was taken aback for a moment, then stood up as well.
Papa Gu nodded: "I'm in good shape, but I'm a little thinner. Hey, I'm afraid you will be wronged."
Lin Tian was baffled.
Gu's father continued: "My son, the name is wrong, Gu Ye Gu Ye, let him be 'Gu Guo Gu's family, his heart is out of the way', forget about Gu Guo's family, there is only Ren Ye."
Mother Gu hurriedly continued: "But Xiao Yao is not bad, he is a good boy." She took out something from her pocket, and it turned out to be a white jade finger wrench.
Lin Tian was stunned when he saw the picture of the parents-in-law teaching the daughter-in-law and giving them gifts.
Gu Ye was the first to react: "Mom and Dad, it's impossible for us, don't even think about it."
It was only then that Lin Tian noticed that Gu Ye's stern face looked very much like the serious and stern father Gu, who looked like the middle-aged version of Gu Ye.
Lin Tian poked Gu Ye calmly, then smiled and said, "Gu Ye means that we can't accept this gift, it's too expensive, how can we be ashamed."
"No way, no way." When Gu's mother heard Lin Tian still use "we", she felt that the two children were having fun, and couldn't stop their smiles. "This is my heart."
Gu Ye leaned over and gritted his teeth: "You! What's going on!"
Lin Tian smiled, almost talking with the roots of his teeth: "There were countless reasons for the breakup later, why did you have to say it so clearly here, to get rid of their meaning?"
Gu Ye didn't know how to refute.
After a meal, it was still harmonious. Lin Tian deeply practiced the principle of "blind date is fake, but eating is real", so he ate slowly.
Even though he looked at the bowl, he could still feel the scorching gazes from those rushing.
Lin Tian really couldn't figure out what was it about him that pleased them.
Gu Ye put a piece of fat beef into Lin Tian's bowl.
Gu Chun, who was feeding porridge for nothing, let out a wow.
"What! What do you mean!" Lin Tian pinched Gu Ye.
"Didn't you say," Gu Ye pinched back, "You can't spoil the fun!"
"..."
I don't know if it's deliberate or random, but Lin Tian really likes to eat the fat beef in the hot pot. As a reward for his nausea, Lin Tian put a piece of Chrysanthemum chrysanthemum in Gu Ye's bowl.
"You are often on camera, but you can't get angry and get pimples, this one is angry."
Lin Tian didn't speak in a whisper, every word was sonorous, those who didn't know it thought he was defending in court.
Gu Ye twitched the corners of his mouth, he seemed to have seen his mother wiping away tears.
Come on, you're more disgusting than me, right? I'm an actor.
Gu Ye grabbed Lin Tian's hand, and rubbed his face with the other hand as if not easily, but in fact it was to gently brush off the dust from his temples. Gu Ye smiled softly: "Thank you."
This frown and smile has exhausted Gu Ye's lifelong acting skills, showing his affectionate style, full of charm, and even a close-up shot, he can show no flaws.
Lin Xiaohui raised her hand and took ten consecutive shots.
Lin Tian's eyes widened, as if he was surprised by Gu Ye's shameless skill, which has become more and more sophisticated, and he has been able to catch up with him, and he was a little disgusted by Gu Ye's contrived performance.
Maybe Lin Tian is the only one who thinks that Gu Ye is acting.
"Thank you, too." Lin Tian smiled softly, and the contest never stopped.
However, kicking Gu Ye under the table can still prove that he was furious.
Not to be outdone, Gu Ye picked up a tissue and gently wiped the corner of Lin Tian's mouth with the other hand, and said softly, "How did I get here, I was really careless."
Papa Gu coughed, indicating that there are others here.
Lin Xiaohui put down her phone and smiled serenely: "Ah, I'm dead."
God knows how long the two of them have been "reciting courtesy" before the meal is over.
Seeing that it was almost time for the annual meeting, Gu Ye finally let out a sigh of relief, and got up to say goodbye and leave.
Lin Xiaohui looked at her dispensable and cheap nephew: "Come on, you two should go the same way."
No matter how different the road is, this meal should be the same road.
Why couldn't I just refuse them politely when I only thought about not meeting their wishes at the beginning.
The person involved, Lin Tian, said that now he regrets it, very regretful, with colorful regrets in his intestines.
But I can only force a smile: "Guy, didn't you say to open a private room in Qinghui Building?"
Lin Xiaohui slapped her head: "Oh! Is there? Did you hear wrong?"
"Deliberate deception." Lin Tian said viciously with his eyes wide open.
"The two of you have left your contact information, and we will see you later." Gu Chun reminded.
Gu Ye sneered in his heart, heh, goodbye, never see you again.
The hearts of the two are full of emotions, but they are still very happy on the surface, as if they are really satisfied with this blind date event and the blind date.
After Gu Ye and his assistant sent the message, they took advantage of the last time to greet each other and slipped away. Papa Gu coughed and suddenly said, "When are you two going to go through the formalities?"
It's not a question, it's just the same tone as you usually use at home to teach Gu Ye a lesson and ask him to do housework.
Gu Ye took back the foot he stepped on.
He turned his head and saw Lin Tian was also looking at him.
The two should think the same.
"Mom, and Uncle Gu and Aunt Qin, thank you very much for this family reunion, but Gu Ye and I...it's impossible." Lin Tian was afraid that Gu Ye would say something impulsively, so he took the lead. Open your mouth one step at a time.
But Gu's father looked straight at Gu Ye as if he didn't hear it at all.
Gu Ye took a deep breath and nodded: "Yes, that's right, I think so too."
"But weren't you two fine just now?" Gu's mother was holding the handkerchief, her eyes seemed to be filled with tears again.
Gu Ye couldn't bear to see this the most, so he couldn't speak.
"My idea is just to not spoil everyone's interest." Lin Tian said, and Lin's mother looked at him and sighed.
"Why not, why, you tell auntie, is Xiaoye bullying you, huh?" Mother Gu pulled Lin Tian.
Gu Ye looked at all this rather complicatedly, as if memories from many years ago resurfaced.
"No, no, no," Lin Tian repeated over and over again, "We are really...inappropriate."
Just like many years ago, Gu Ye kept asking Lin Tian why he broke up——
"Am I treating you badly?"
"No."
"Did I do something wrong?"
"No."
"Did I do something to apologize to you?"
Gu Ye asked over and over again, and at the end he asked with a crying voice, but Lin Tian just kept saying no.
So tired and weak.
All the scenes seemed to be repeating themselves, and he was inexplicably upset.
"Mom, don't ask, I don't want to get married, even if I get married, I can't be with anyone." Gu Ye said.
Lin Tian looked at him, his thoughts turned for a while, he looked at Gu Ye, as if he had said a lot, his voice was a little hoarse: "Yes, what he said is quite right, anyway, it can't be me."
"Bang!" With a loud noise, Papa Gu slapped the table and stood up, wanting to slap Gu Ye in the face as soon as he raised his hand.
Gu Ye didn't even hide, he just stood there straight.
Lin Tian rushed over to stop him, but saw Papa Gu's arms curled up suddenly, he seemed to be short of breath, and covered his heart in pain.
In an instant, Papa Gu fell down.
Right in front of Gu Ye.
And Gu Ye stared at all this in a daze, he felt like his hands and feet were frozen, and he couldn't move for a while.
Lin Tian knelt down and called out, "Ambulance."
Gu Yecai seemed to have come to his senses, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone—his hands were shaking so badly that he couldn't press the three-digit emergency number steadily.
A blind date, an unexpected farce.
[The author has something to say: the second part of the double update is completed~]
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