I became the top streamer in the entertainment industry by practicing Taoism
Chapter 1 Jiang Yuebai He Didn't Wear Anything
When Jiang Yuebai opened her eyelids with a click, she subconsciously touched her body with her hands, and then Jiang Yuebai realized that she was not wearing any clothes.
At this moment, Jiang Yuebai's memory was still in the alchemy room that had exploded, so he might not be able to catch his train of thought for a while.
The boy wrapped in the white silk quilt blinked suspiciously, and muttered in his mouth: "How can you blow yourself up after blowing up a furnace? Weird, weird."
But losing clothes is a trivial matter, as long as people are alive, they can continue to roam.
Jiang Yuebai lifted the quilt, and a carp stretched out, ready to stand up.
...couldn't turn it over.
My waist is very sore, very sore, so sore that my lumbar vertebrae are creaking.
Jiang Yuebai was shocked and said: "No! It's blown up to my waist!"
This fryer usually has no good results, either directly going to heaven to see the Sanqing God, or becoming a useless person.
Jiang Yuebai didn't want to become a useless person, especially a useless person without a waist. This person without a waist can't say a word, and it is inconvenient to go to a hut.
So Jiang Yuebai held her breath, stretched her arms, and dragged her body slowly towards the bed, intending to survive by herself, so she crawled to the door and called for help.
Although the door looks weird, without the 8-year-old tortoise carved by myself, and the bamboo and ancient pine with the crane, I always feel that something is missing.
With a muffled thud, Jiang Yuebai was patronizing the door, not paying attention to the distance, and fell face down on the ground.
Jiang Yuebai's upturned nose was inserted into the thick carpet, and it didn't hurt very much, but it was a little embarrassing.
Jiang Yuebai didn't move, and pretended to be dead first, with both ears pricked up, taking in all the movements in all directions.
No movement, this is the most ideal state.
The boy lying on the carpet got up slowly again, sat on his knees, and moved his waist first.
Except for the acid, it seems to be okay, and it doesn't affect the use. Jiang Yuebai immediately bowed reverently: "Thank you Yuanshi Tianzun for your protection!"
However, Jiang Yuebai discovered another problem during this worship. This problem can be big or small, light or serious, depending on how you think about it.
Not only did Jiang Yuebai not wear clothes, nor did he wear pants, in a word, his whole body was naked, and there were deep and light red marks all over his fair skin.
Jiang Yuebai beat the ground with her head: "The mosquitoes here are too vicious!"
After Jiang Yuebai finished speaking, she stood up, put her hands on her waist, stepped on the carpet, and wanted to open the door.
A slender human-shaped strip of flesh began to move in the room with difficulty, taking a step and shaking three times.
Jiang Yuebai, who felt a pain somewhere, was a little puzzled: "...It's okay to blow it up to the waist, but can it make the hemorrhoids relapse?"
But Jiang Yuebai soon felt relieved. After all, the explosion was too fierce. At that time, there was a golden light and air waves rushing towards his face. Under such a violent impact, it is normal for the body to have a chain reaction.
Jiang Yuebai nodded knowingly: "Yes, that's it."
After a lot of hard work, Jiang Yuebai finally moved to the door.
Not only was there a door there, but there were also clothes scattered all over the place. Jiang Yuebai bent down struggling to hold the door, picked it up and looked, oh, good guy, the clothes were all torn to pieces.
Suddenly someone's voice came from outside the door, Jiang Yuebai decisively hid behind the door, his movements were extremely skillful.
There are two human voices, one clear and one dull.
The clear one said: "Xu Yingzhuo, did you drug me?"
The dull one replied: "...um."
"Why?" The one in Qinglie asked again, "How bold is the person, how productive is the land? How much benefit did you receive from Lu Xiuze?"
Dull and silent, then dull, so dull that Jiang Yuebai, who was hiding behind the door, clenched her small fists.
I hate this kind of talk that doesn't say the whole thing, it's extremely annoying, and it makes the eavesdroppers feel agitated.
Fortunately, the one with the clear voice is a person who can't give a fart if he can't make a fart.
Chi Wan's eyes were sharp: "I don't have much patience for talking."
Xu Yingzhuo lowered his head: "The money is confiscated."
Chi Wan sneered: "You confiscated the money and you gave it for nothing? Xu Yingzhuo is promising."
Xu Yingzhuo moved his heels uneasily, but was pushed into the corner by Chi Wang's aura.
Lu Xiuze said that Mr. Chi seems to have a bad complexion recently, as if he is under a lot of pressure.
Lu Xiuze said, I have a way to reduce stress.
Lu Xiuze said, don't worry, it's someone I know, absolutely clean, it's the first time, a man, I know Mr. Chi doesn't like women.
Lu Xiuze also said that there is no problem with the medicine, it will help you sleep, and it will be fine when you wake up.
Chi Huang raised his eyelids: "Lu Xiuze is your father?"
Jiang Yuebai gave a thumbs up behind the door, well said!
Xu Yingzhuo: "..."
"No?" Chi Huang raised his chin, "Isn't it you who are so obedient? Which side are you from? Have you recognized your status? Don't make your own decisions because you have followed me since childhood, Xu Yingzhuo, the rules Did you learn it in the dog's stomach?"
Xu Yingzhuo couldn't speak a word with a pale face.
"Forget it." Chi Huang waved his hand, "Just this once, and next time, go back to Xu's house by yourself, what does Lu Xiuze want?"
Xu Yingzhuo said sullenly, "The male lead of "Sui Sui Nian Nian"."
Chi smiled and rolled his eyes: "A newcomer misses the male number one before he's popular? Does he think I look easy to talk to? Xu Yingzhuo, you can't help me agree to this?"
Xu Yingzhuo shook his head quickly: "I'm going to ask Mr. Chi about this."
"I asked." Chi Wang said, "Let him go, let him take the time to pour out the water in his mind. From now on, he will be a transparent person in my Feihuang Entertainment, and he will not be given resources to dogs."
Chi Huang then added another sentence: "If he asks you why, you just say, the person he arranged for me, I, evil, heart, arrived."
Xu Yingzhuo: "..."
Jiang Yuebai eavesdropped while putting on her clothes, the clothes were also weird, Jiang Yuebai pondered for a long time.
Especially the trousers did not have a belt, and were split in the middle. The slender waist could not be hung at all. Jiang Yuebai fumbled around, and finally touched a small iron piece. I fell to my knees in pain.
Jiang Yuebai: "Ahhhhhhhh what kind of hidden weapon is this? There are always evil spirits who want to harm me!"
But Jiang Yuebai returned from the pain, and kept the volume very low, because the conversation outside was still going on.
The one with a clear voice said: "Clean up the mess you caused yourself. The person Lu Xiuze sent over is still inside. Let him keep his mouth shut and don't take this opportunity to pester me. I don't collect garbage here."
"Also." Chi Wang said again, "Give him a little money at most, thirty to fifty thousand, you can figure it out, after all, decompression is still effective."
Jiang Yuebai, who was kneeling on the carpet, raised her head and looked around. The room was empty, and there was no one else except herself.
and so……
Jiang Yuebai: "... huh?"
At this moment, Jiang Yuebai's memory was still in the alchemy room that had exploded, so he might not be able to catch his train of thought for a while.
The boy wrapped in the white silk quilt blinked suspiciously, and muttered in his mouth: "How can you blow yourself up after blowing up a furnace? Weird, weird."
But losing clothes is a trivial matter, as long as people are alive, they can continue to roam.
Jiang Yuebai lifted the quilt, and a carp stretched out, ready to stand up.
...couldn't turn it over.
My waist is very sore, very sore, so sore that my lumbar vertebrae are creaking.
Jiang Yuebai was shocked and said: "No! It's blown up to my waist!"
This fryer usually has no good results, either directly going to heaven to see the Sanqing God, or becoming a useless person.
Jiang Yuebai didn't want to become a useless person, especially a useless person without a waist. This person without a waist can't say a word, and it is inconvenient to go to a hut.
So Jiang Yuebai held her breath, stretched her arms, and dragged her body slowly towards the bed, intending to survive by herself, so she crawled to the door and called for help.
Although the door looks weird, without the 8-year-old tortoise carved by myself, and the bamboo and ancient pine with the crane, I always feel that something is missing.
With a muffled thud, Jiang Yuebai was patronizing the door, not paying attention to the distance, and fell face down on the ground.
Jiang Yuebai's upturned nose was inserted into the thick carpet, and it didn't hurt very much, but it was a little embarrassing.
Jiang Yuebai didn't move, and pretended to be dead first, with both ears pricked up, taking in all the movements in all directions.
No movement, this is the most ideal state.
The boy lying on the carpet got up slowly again, sat on his knees, and moved his waist first.
Except for the acid, it seems to be okay, and it doesn't affect the use. Jiang Yuebai immediately bowed reverently: "Thank you Yuanshi Tianzun for your protection!"
However, Jiang Yuebai discovered another problem during this worship. This problem can be big or small, light or serious, depending on how you think about it.
Not only did Jiang Yuebai not wear clothes, nor did he wear pants, in a word, his whole body was naked, and there were deep and light red marks all over his fair skin.
Jiang Yuebai beat the ground with her head: "The mosquitoes here are too vicious!"
After Jiang Yuebai finished speaking, she stood up, put her hands on her waist, stepped on the carpet, and wanted to open the door.
A slender human-shaped strip of flesh began to move in the room with difficulty, taking a step and shaking three times.
Jiang Yuebai, who felt a pain somewhere, was a little puzzled: "...It's okay to blow it up to the waist, but can it make the hemorrhoids relapse?"
But Jiang Yuebai soon felt relieved. After all, the explosion was too fierce. At that time, there was a golden light and air waves rushing towards his face. Under such a violent impact, it is normal for the body to have a chain reaction.
Jiang Yuebai nodded knowingly: "Yes, that's it."
After a lot of hard work, Jiang Yuebai finally moved to the door.
Not only was there a door there, but there were also clothes scattered all over the place. Jiang Yuebai bent down struggling to hold the door, picked it up and looked, oh, good guy, the clothes were all torn to pieces.
Suddenly someone's voice came from outside the door, Jiang Yuebai decisively hid behind the door, his movements were extremely skillful.
There are two human voices, one clear and one dull.
The clear one said: "Xu Yingzhuo, did you drug me?"
The dull one replied: "...um."
"Why?" The one in Qinglie asked again, "How bold is the person, how productive is the land? How much benefit did you receive from Lu Xiuze?"
Dull and silent, then dull, so dull that Jiang Yuebai, who was hiding behind the door, clenched her small fists.
I hate this kind of talk that doesn't say the whole thing, it's extremely annoying, and it makes the eavesdroppers feel agitated.
Fortunately, the one with the clear voice is a person who can't give a fart if he can't make a fart.
Chi Wan's eyes were sharp: "I don't have much patience for talking."
Xu Yingzhuo lowered his head: "The money is confiscated."
Chi Wan sneered: "You confiscated the money and you gave it for nothing? Xu Yingzhuo is promising."
Xu Yingzhuo moved his heels uneasily, but was pushed into the corner by Chi Wang's aura.
Lu Xiuze said that Mr. Chi seems to have a bad complexion recently, as if he is under a lot of pressure.
Lu Xiuze said, I have a way to reduce stress.
Lu Xiuze said, don't worry, it's someone I know, absolutely clean, it's the first time, a man, I know Mr. Chi doesn't like women.
Lu Xiuze also said that there is no problem with the medicine, it will help you sleep, and it will be fine when you wake up.
Chi Huang raised his eyelids: "Lu Xiuze is your father?"
Jiang Yuebai gave a thumbs up behind the door, well said!
Xu Yingzhuo: "..."
"No?" Chi Huang raised his chin, "Isn't it you who are so obedient? Which side are you from? Have you recognized your status? Don't make your own decisions because you have followed me since childhood, Xu Yingzhuo, the rules Did you learn it in the dog's stomach?"
Xu Yingzhuo couldn't speak a word with a pale face.
"Forget it." Chi Huang waved his hand, "Just this once, and next time, go back to Xu's house by yourself, what does Lu Xiuze want?"
Xu Yingzhuo said sullenly, "The male lead of "Sui Sui Nian Nian"."
Chi smiled and rolled his eyes: "A newcomer misses the male number one before he's popular? Does he think I look easy to talk to? Xu Yingzhuo, you can't help me agree to this?"
Xu Yingzhuo shook his head quickly: "I'm going to ask Mr. Chi about this."
"I asked." Chi Wang said, "Let him go, let him take the time to pour out the water in his mind. From now on, he will be a transparent person in my Feihuang Entertainment, and he will not be given resources to dogs."
Chi Huang then added another sentence: "If he asks you why, you just say, the person he arranged for me, I, evil, heart, arrived."
Xu Yingzhuo: "..."
Jiang Yuebai eavesdropped while putting on her clothes, the clothes were also weird, Jiang Yuebai pondered for a long time.
Especially the trousers did not have a belt, and were split in the middle. The slender waist could not be hung at all. Jiang Yuebai fumbled around, and finally touched a small iron piece. I fell to my knees in pain.
Jiang Yuebai: "Ahhhhhhhh what kind of hidden weapon is this? There are always evil spirits who want to harm me!"
But Jiang Yuebai returned from the pain, and kept the volume very low, because the conversation outside was still going on.
The one with a clear voice said: "Clean up the mess you caused yourself. The person Lu Xiuze sent over is still inside. Let him keep his mouth shut and don't take this opportunity to pester me. I don't collect garbage here."
"Also." Chi Wang said again, "Give him a little money at most, thirty to fifty thousand, you can figure it out, after all, decompression is still effective."
Jiang Yuebai, who was kneeling on the carpet, raised her head and looked around. The room was empty, and there was no one else except herself.
and so……
Jiang Yuebai: "... huh?"
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