I became the top streamer in the entertainment industry by practicing Taoism

When it was night, a group of boys who were too sleepy were huddled in the living room, afraid to fall asleep.

Yuan Pu, who was about to go back to the dormitory, was caught off guard by Xiao Eyuan, who grabbed the hem of his clothes.

Yuan Pu: "...Old Xiao, it's not that I don't want to accompany you, it's that you are too much trouble at night, you let me rest for a few hours, I can barely lift my eyelids."

A group of people froze their ears and focused on the key points. It was too much trouble at night.

Xiao Eyuan: "...Oh."

Oh it's over, I didn't let go.

Yuan Pu: "...you should let go."

Xiao Eyuan raised his head, his eyelids were black and blue, his expression haggard and aggrieved: "I'm an old man and wife, are you so cruel?"

Yuan Pu: "...Fuck."

This move was too ruthless, too ruthless, the trainees who were still full of sleepiness instantly became energetic, booing and blowing their whistles.

Knowing the truth, Yu Jing applauded Xiao Eyuan vigorously.

Yu Jing is also afraid, and Yu Jing also wants to find someone to keep company.

Yu Jing tentatively asked, "Why don't the three of us sleep together tonight?"

"No!" Yuan Pu flatly refused, "Get out! I'm tired of dealing with him alone! Plus you, do you two want to kill me to inherit my inheritance?!"

Yu Jing pressed her in a low voice, "It's as if you have an inheritance."

With a bang, the door of the living room was kicked open from the outside.

Everyone looked back and saw a tall and slender boy standing at the door, with a bed sheet draped over his shoulders, rustling by the night wind.

Holding the sword in one hand and the bowl in the other, the boy raised his head boldly, poured the brown sugar water in the bowl into his mouth, then puffed out his cheeks, and sneered at the blade of the sword!A cloud of red mist was splashed, and it was done in a decent way.

"Don't be afraid!" The boy who had finished spraying the water mist shouted in a deep voice, "There is a temple master here! The demons and ghosts quickly retreat!"

Every boy remained silent, and after a while, Fan also stood up first: "...it's time to go back to sleep."

Yuan Pu also dragged Xiao Eyuan up: "Son, clean up the dirty floor by yourself, don't be caught by Ye Papi, and punish you carefully."

Guanzhu Jiang looked puzzled, no, shouldn't they react like this?

Shouldn't they be swarming up at this time, calling Master Jiang eagerly around him? !

With a bang, Jiang Guanzhu threw away the gaudy sword and bowl, and took out the real thing on his body, which was the talisman that he had been tossing all afternoon.

It doesn't matter if I can't break the formation, I can change it. Changing the formation requires much less spiritual energy than breaking the formation.

"Wait a minute!" Jiang Yuebai held up the talisman in his hand, "Don't go! What do you think this is?!"

Yu Jing turned around: "...What is this? Toilet paper?"

Guanzhu Jiang said seriously: "My friends! This is the key to escape from the torment of your nightmares! Don't you really want one? No money! Just hold out your hands and accept it!"

How to escape?

Can people stop dreaming?

Ah, the dream is still to be done, but it will be different, friends, believe me.

Fan also drew one half-believingly, mainly because Jiang Yuebai had a domineering look like I would not let you go back to the dormitory if you didn't want it.

Fan also couldn't understand the peach charm painted with ghosts on it, so he asked casually, "Where should I put this?"

Guanzhu Jiang: "Put it close to your body."

There are many ways to put it in your pajamas pocket or in your trousers, as long as it is close to your body.

But some people did not take the usual path, Fan Ye raised his hand again: "What if I sleep naked?"

Guanzhu Jiang: "...Don't you wear anything at all?"

"I advocate freedom!" Fan Ye swayed slightly, "I don't wear any at all!"

It doesn't matter, Guanzhu Jiang also has a solution: "Then stick it on your forehead!"

The boys left one after another, and the talisman was well placed on their bodies, as the only remaining psychological comfort.

Yu Jing failed to ask Yuan Pu to sleep with him, and turned to ask Xiao Eyuan, with a very sincere tone: "The width of the bed in your bedroom, how can two people sleep? Do you sleep on top of each other?"

Xiao Eyuan thought about the scene, and decisively compromised.

"Old Yuan." Xiao Eyuan has completely assumed the role, beckoning to Yuan Pu, "It's time to sleep with the eldest son."

Yuan Pu: "...Fuck!"

Xiao Eyuan almost fell asleep on the bed, he was so tired that his body was hollowed out.

Xiao Eyuan was close to Yuan Pu, and Yuan Pu gave Lao Xiao an arm to hold him.Yu Jing also wanted to touch Yuan Pu, but Yuan Pu kicked him away mercilessly.

Yu Jing was wronged, he whispered a few words, rolled himself to the edge of the bed, and quickly fell asleep on his stomach.

Almost every boy has dreams, half of which are normal dreams and half of which are abnormal dreams.

Yu Jing was still standing on the top floor of Feihuang Building, the bloody torso was standing opposite Yu Jing, and said with a cold smile, "...you have to wear red clothes."

Yu Jing thought, where the hell am I going to find red clothes for you? !Have you skinned yourself? !I think that's what you mean, you bastard, right?Why? !Why do you two have to pick my skin when you are dating? !Single dogs don't deserve to live, do they? !

During the stalemate, there was a sudden bang, a pile of things fell from the sky, and fell to Yu Jing's feet.

Yu Jing looked down, oh, sleepy sent pillows, all red coats.All kinds of red, scarlet, vermilion, deep red, water red, orange, apricot, and pink.

Yu Jing bent down, picked for a long time, and finally picked out an aunt's color, put it on his body, raised his head and asked cautiously: "Boss, are you satisfied with what you see?"

The red high-heeled shoes began to dance and spin on the bedroom floor again, mottled blood all over the floor.

Xiao Eyuan bit his lower lip tightly, not daring to make a sound, and hugged the quilt tightly in his arms.

Suddenly a ray of moonlight came in through the window, and it happened to shine on the pair of high-heeled shoes.

A figure began to protrude slowly from bottom to top, first the strong calf, then the strong thigh, then the red pants and white vest, and finally the head and face.

With bare limbs, Yuan Pu jumped up and down the room in high heels, especially choppy, even choppier than Jiang Zaizai.

Xiao Eyuan: "..."

Xiao Eyuan's frightened emotions turned into confusion and astonishment at once, Xiao Eyuan never expected that this pair of high heels was actually worn on Yuan Pu's feet.

At that moment, Xiao Eyuan had many questions, such as, old Yuan, why are you here?Where are your clothes?Isn't it cold when you're naked?How does it feel to wear high heels?Are you happy?Is it irritating?

In the end Xiao Eyuan asked: "... Where did the blood on the ground come from?"

Yuan Pu stopped dancing, crossed her legs gracefully, raised her hands, and nodded slightly to Xiao Eyuan who was lying on the upper bunk: "Oh, my aunt is here, I forgot to bring my aunt's towel."

Xiao Eyuan: "...Fuck."

Guanzhu Jiang didn't put a talisman on himself, because Guanzhu Jiang was fearless.

Still in the hotel room, the monster was kneeling on the carpet, its eyes were dull, its expression was empty, and it looked like it was dead without love.

Jiang Guanzhu walked over slowly, with his hands behind his back, and bent down to look at the monster's face: "Friend, are you happy?"

The monster shook its head violently, and with a sudden click, the monster's head split open from the middle, revealing the arrogant face hidden inside.

Wang Wang sadly said: "I am not happy, because there is nothing below me."