Beautiful as a flower in the escape book [Unlimited Stream]

After sending Lu Lingqi away, Lucifer was thinking about a serious matter.

Lu Lingqi seems to be a 0.

As soon as Lucifer thought of this, the color literature he had read immediately rushed to his head, shaking with joy, he took out his mobile phone and mentioned it to the female anchor he had talked with frequently recently.

[A Xiaolu]: Let me tell you, my dog ​​ignores my partner, she actually has a relationship recently.The other party is a very powerful big man.

[Nuannuan]: She came back from a business trip?

[A Xiaolu]: No, she earned a lot of money this time. The company is now well funded and can support us with interest. I don’t think I need to work harder.

【Red envelope】

Nuan Nuan has received your red envelope.

[Nuannuan]: Thank you Brother Lu~

[A Xiaolu]: Are you live streaming tonight?Is there a PK match, don't worry today, we will definitely win and help you get back on the field.

[Nuannuan]: Brother Lu, you are so kind to me.In fact, there is no need to spend so much money on me. I am an anchor just because of my interest, and I can earn some extra money by the way.I am very grateful that you can help me so far, please don't spend any more money, and let me tell you some news, I actually went to City H yesterday, do you have time to meet? (shy) You have helped me for so long, and I have no chance to repay you properly.

Lucifer:! ! !

It flew out with the mobile phone in its wings, ran to the portal in a hurry, saw the gatekeeper and Lu Lingqi who were just about to climb up the cliff, and roared: "Wait for me!! Take me!!"

Lu Lingqi glared at Lucifer: "..."

Is it plausible? !Why did she have to insert a parrot as a third party on her sweet double date?

Lu Lingqi wiped away the tears she almost shed bitterly, and put Lucifer in his left pocket of his clothes resignedly.

……

In the hot pot restaurant, the smoke is lingering and steaming.

The gatekeeper smiled gracefully, prepared the dipping sauce gracefully, and cooked the meat gracefully.

Lu Lingqi was holding a piece of hairy belly, watching the little bird sitting against the wall happily replying messages with her mobile phone, and then watching the hairy belly floating back and forth in the spicy pot, two chopsticks rubbed fiercely, as if I even want to throw Lucifer into it and cook it.

"I cooked the shiitake mushrooms and potatoes, it should be ready to eat now."

Lu Lingqi cleared her throat, then looked at Lucifer, then at the Japanese-style Yakitori shop across the road outside the window, grinding her teeth.

Lucifer said that the netizen he wanted to meet was at a certain suburban hotel at [-]:[-] p.m., and he hoped that he would give him a ride.

"My spring is coming." Lucifer was pitiful, taking advantage of the gatekeeper to adjust the ingredients, acted like a baby to Lu Lingqi, and rarely acted shyly, "You have many dating opportunities, but I only have this one time Yes, Nuan Nuan is a super sunny girl, she is not only beautiful, but also very inspirational, you know?

Her family was originally very poor, her father was disabled, and her mother died young. She relied on her own efforts to earn money to support herself, and never asked me to borrow money. For several days, I sent her a red envelope, and she kept saying thank you, she is a good girl. "

Lu Lingqi looked at the photo Lucifer showed her, she was indeed a sweet and lovely girl, she looked only about 20 years old.

"Are you sure she's not cheating?" Lu Lingqi was a little skeptical.

"How is it possible?" Lucifer shook his head, "I watch every live broadcast of hers. She once said that she wanted to start a video with me, but I refused."

"Because you are a parrot." Lu Lingqi pointed out.

Lucifer choked up on the spot, his eyes were red: "Why do you smell so good, but your mouth smells so bad?"

"You are a dead parrot." Lu Lingqi made up the knife with a blank expression.

Lucifer's eyes looked like he wanted to strangle her.

"Not only is she dead, but you are reproductively isolated from her."

Lucifer yelled: "What's wrong with reproductive isolation?! You and the gatekeeper are still in love with grandchildren!! I am interspecies, so aren't you and the gatekeeper also interspecies!! Can you conceive small tentacles?! If you have the ability, you have a baby!" Show me a bunch of little tentacles! Love has no gender! No race! No life or death! Every kind of love is equal!!”

Martin Luther King's speech was deafening and shocking, and the emotionally focused bickering one person and one bird did not notice the gatekeeper standing silently behind them with a seasoning bowl.

Lu Lingqi continued to work hard, and continued to be eccentric: "Tsk, life and death are not distinguished. It sounds like a necrophilia~"

"Lu Lingqi!! You are not allowed to say that about my Nuan Nuan! Nuan Nuan is a good girl!"

Lu Lingqi: "..."

Didn't this guy just say that he is pure-hearted and doesn't like love at all?When did you become affectionate again?

The gatekeeper is in a very complicated mood now.

She looked at Lu Lingqi, then at the little parrot, and finally at herself.

Start to reflect on whether it is really too early to start now.

When the surrounding environment became strangely quiet, she came back to her senses, and saw Lu Lingqi and Xiao Niao'er turning their heads to stare at her in unison, with guilty conscience in their eyes.

long silence.

Lucifer stammered against the scene of suffocation: "Big, big, big, my lord! How long have you been back?"

The gatekeeper smiled calmly: "I just arrived, I didn't hear anything."

Lu Lingqi & Lucifer: "..."

……

After the date was spoiled by Xiaoniao who was addicted to online dating, Lu Lingqi was ready to send Lucifer to the designated place immediately after eating the hot pot, and then go back.

When something happened to Lucifer, knowing that he needed help from others, his small face became very fast, and he looked at Lu Lingqi pitifully.

"Well... I can't see her like this, can I?"

Lu Lingqi stared narrowly at its cowardly and frightened look, and repeated it in Lucifer's righteous tone just now: "Love is the resonance of the soul, the communication between the soul and the soul, not the vulgar and superficial physical entanglement. "

"Help me~" Lucifer begged, "Help the bird to the end, I just want to see her from a distance, and then I won't bother you any more with the adults."

"How to help you?"

"Just dress up as a young, promising and handsome man, then go to room 7163, and I will lie on your shoulders invisibly."

Lu Lingqi: "...I'm not 1.7 meters tall, are you sure you can be handsome?"

The gatekeeper looked just right, but even if Lucifer had ten guts, he wouldn't dare to let the gatekeeper pretend to be a man, so he could only push Lu Lingqi up.

"Height can be adjusted." The gatekeeper said suddenly, "Do you need me to do your makeup?"

Lu Lingqi: "..."

Great!

"I want more than 1.8 meters." Lu Lingqi straightened her back with awe-inspiring righteousness.

Hehehe, this way I am taller than the gatekeeper, looking down at the gatekeeper, the gatekeeper helped me make up and turned into the most handsome person in her eyes, even though it was a man, hehehe.

Lucifer looked at her, expressing his incomprehension: "What have you been giggling about?"

Lu Lingqi flattened the corner of her mouth: "Did I laugh just now?"

"Obviously there is."

"No."

"Have."

"No."

"Have."

"Suddenly I don't want to help you anymore!"

"No."

Lu Lingqi: "..."

……

Lucifer waited for a while, and listened carefully to the movement in the next room.

The hotel that Nuan Nuan booked is very dilapidated, the walls are yellowed, cobwebs are woven in the corners, there are several suspicious hairs on the bed, the windows are corroded and cannot be opened, and the room smells of a thick, damp mold taste.

The heating conditions are not good.

Lucifer took the initiative to help her think of an excuse.

And Lu Lingqi and the gatekeeper in the next room.

The gatekeeper pressed his fingers on Lu Lingqi's face, adjusting her face shape: "Be careful."

Lu Lingqi was stunned: "You also think it's unreliable, don't you?" She poured out bitterness, "Love really can make people, no, it can make birds lower their IQs. How stupid is Lucifer? I suspect that he just I want to prostitute a long-term meal ticket for nothing."

"No." The gatekeeper shook his head slightly, and gently wiped Lu Lingqi's soft lips with his warm index finger to cover up his original paleness.

Doubt appeared in Lu Lingqi's clear eyes.

"Check out 7163, use your mental strength."

Lu Lingqi's expression froze, she said in disbelief: "Why are there five people in 7163??"

……

When Lu Lingqi came out, Lucifer blew rainbow fart like crazy, and praised her for being handsome, which was rare in thousands of years.

People really are easy to drift.

Lu Lingqi no longer had the initial excitement for such a compliment. She looked at the bird excitedly preparing to set off with a complicated expression, and saw it tie a miniature tie for herself and put it on her shoulder.

Then, Lu Lingqi knocked on 7163's door.

The cold light poured from the door into the dark corridor, and one could see the bed to the bottom. Sitting beside the bed was a woman twice the size of Lu Lingqi, smoking a cigarette in her hand.

Lucifer: "Did you go wrong?"

Several strong men came out of the bathroom and closed the door, betting on Lu Lingqi's retreat.

Lucifer was confused.

Lu Lingqi tentatively called out: "Nuan Nuan?"

The fat woman turned around and looked at Lu Lingqi in surprise, seeing her handsome eyebrows and handsome figure.

"The alley?"

She looked particularly surprised: "I thought you didn't want to take pictures of me because you weren't good-looking."

Won't.Real men never feel ugly.Lu Lingqi slandered.So "Xiaolu" is definitely not a man.

Lucifer begins to lose consciousness.

Several strong men surrounded her, staring at her: "Little boy, hand over your phone first, do you take it off yourself or we help you?"

Lu Lingqi was afraid that Lucifer might not be awake yet, so she asked delicately on purpose: "What do you want to do?"

"Are you stupid?" the man said impatiently, "What do you want to do when you invite netizens in a hotel? Pretend to be a gentleman? Take a few photos for the labor and management, and we will let you go back. You go back and raise all the money, or we will send the video to you." Send it to everyone in your address book."

The fat woman began to undress.

Lucifer lost his mind.

Seeing that it finally woke up, Lu Lingqi asked in a drawn-out tone: "Your soul mate wants to make an indecent video with you, do you want it~"

The men didn't know who she was talking to, they only knew that she didn't cooperate and rushed up directly.

Lu Lingqi retreated hurriedly, holding the Ningjian empty, and drew out the sword, but the blade of the sword slashed behind the door, cutting open the dilapidated wooden door like cutting tofu. , A splash of water passed by, the blade of the sword lightly shadowed, and between breaths, shallow wounds were left on the necks of the men in front of them.

The men saw a ghost alive, watching Lu Lingqi retreat to the end of the corridor, standing on the window sill on the seventh floor, and leaping backward gracefully.

The gatekeeper downstairs: "..."

"I've been playing Assassin's Creed and wanted to try this trick for a long time."

Lu Lingqi squeezed Lucifer, threw the dejected little bird into the bracelet and thought about the bird's life alone.

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