Beautiful as a flower in the escape book [Unlimited Stream]

Lu Lingqi lay on the bed for several days to regain her mental strength, Lucifer swore that it would never go on missions with her again, the outside world is really scary, it is just a little bird, the basic occupation of a bird is to be lazy and lazy conduct.

After she insisted on getting up at two o'clock in the afternoon for half a month, Lucifer couldn't sit still, and asked her: "You are not weak but simply lazy, right?"

Lu Lingqi huddled under the quilt, glanced at her phone, and felt that she could still sleep for a while.

"Today the gatekeeper made sea urchin rice." Lucifer said, "You haven't seen her for so long, why don't you sleep with her?"

Lucifer really can't open the pot, which pot can't be lifted, Lu Lingqi feels angry when thinking of this matter, sits up from the bed, pulls Lucifer in front of her, and pokes its fluffy chest hair: "She doesn't sleep, she Said she didn't need sleep."

Lu Lingqi sternly "cut": "I can go without sleep for several days, but is sleeping just for rest? Isn't sleeping a very enjoyable thing?"

Lucifer nodded clearly: "I see, she doesn't understand style."

Lu Lingqi nodded in satisfaction, got up and changed her clothes, and was about to go to the gatekeeper's for a meal.

Lucifer was shocked and couldn't help complaining about her: "You are really shameless. One second you speak ill of others, and the next second you run to eat others."

Lu Lingqi was calm and composed, with an attitude of "I don't have it": "Is that what I call talking bad? Little lovers are flirting and cursing, you little bastard, just mind your own business!"

Lucifer: "..."

……

Lu Lingqi walked a few steps crookedly, and thought of something halfway, hurriedly turned back, and pulled Lucifer from the side of the phone to him:

"Did I skip class for a long time?"

Lucifer grabbed the phone with his wings, fixed his eyes on the dancing beauty on the screen, and said perfunctorily, "Isn't it normal for a college student to skip class for a few days?"

"Need roll call!!!" Lu Lingqi took out her mobile phone, glanced at the class group, and found that the names and faces of the people in the class didn't match, after all, she even passed the military training with the heart disease certificate .

When Yi Lanshan issued the certificate to her, she sighed: "The little Lu Lingqi who was diligent and eager to learn has disappeared."

Lu Lingqi didn't change her face: "One must learn to grow."

Lucifer scratched his head: "It's okay... the adults should help you ask for leave... right."

Lu Lingqi bite the bullet and opened the monitor's dialog box, scratched her head and thought for a long time, and slowly typed in: "Is there any homework to be handed in recently?"

The other side responded almost instantly: "Ah, are you back?"

return?

Faced with doubts, Lu Lingqi tentatively said, "Yes. I'm back."

"Congratulations. I heard that Mr. Yi's research has won an international award. You won't be able to apply for graduate school right after your freshman year, right?"

……

Teacher Yi.

Lu Lingqi vaguely guessed something: "Yi Lanshan?"

The other person seemed taken aback by her calling her name directly: "What's wrong? Did you quarrel with Teacher Yi?"

Lu Lingqi rushed to find Yi Lanshan, only to find that this woman's deeds had long been a hot topic in the local news.

God knows that she didn't take a break for half a month, and went abroad to win prizes non-stop, why don't you be so hot! !

"Yi Lanshan, deputy director of cardiology at H City Mingxin Hospital and professor of Huaxin University School of Medicine, won an international authoritative award!"

Lu Lingqi looked dull.

Lucifer came over to watch the excitement, and was stunned along with him.

"You, you, didn't you study a bastard major?"

Lucifer turned his head.

"Didn't you learn a small language just to be lazy??? Can you cross majors and go to medical school?? Double degrees???"

Lu Lingqi floated out the door in a trance, and suddenly ran into the gatekeeper who was the Wannian sculpture in the hall.

"What's the matter?" the gatekeeper asked her with concern.

Lu Lingqi was still in shock.

How is she now?

With the heroine's script in hand, Super Mary Sue has someone to pave the way for everything, money is not worrying, even learning!Everyone is covered!What is Yi Lanshan!Yi Lanshan came from a family of school lords, and the last three generations have been big bosses!

"Look at your virtue." Lucifer looked down on her ignorance, "At any rate, you have been a god, why don't you make such a fuss."

"It's different." Lu Lingqi explained to it, "Being a god doesn't need to think so much, but you have to seek convenience for yourself in a compliant and reasonable manner in the context of the era of cumbersome rules and bureaucracy, and you won't be accused by anyone. It is much more difficult than relying on divine power to gain followers."

Lucifer was taken aback by what she said: "Aren't you out of breath when you speak?"

Lu Lingqi: "..."

Lu Lingqi discovered that the true meaning of life is to play badly.Like Yi Lanshan, who has so much money and is invincible all over the world, but she still wants to continue to be a miserable social animal in the hospital, she doesn't want it!

Fortunately, she didn't listen to Yi Lanshan's persuasion to take the clinical examination. I heard that the resident doctor works three days and one night shift, all year round, so it's very tiring.

The gatekeeper turned her head slightly. She was always wearing a black robe full of classic charm. There were minimal gold threads on the cuffs and neckline. She seemed to be dotted with stars, and her silver hair drooped down gently. Lu Lingqi envied her Her hair quality, also envy her hair volume.

"Come to eat?"

The gatekeeper asked very naturally, as if he regarded Lu Lingqi who appeared at this time as a humanoid idiot who only knew how to eat and sleep.

Just as Lu Lingqi finished nodding, Fang Cangmo stepped into the portal next to him by chance. He was dressed in a black suit and dressed as a quack assassin, and walked over holding Chu Li's hand.

"Hey, Boss, you're here too." Fang Cangmo greeted enthusiastically, "My lord, can you give me the Twin Love Gu?"

Lu Lingqi raised her ears and began to eavesdrop imperceptibly.

A gatekeeper stepped out from the body of the gatekeeper in front of him, and handed the small wooden box containing the Gu worms to Fang Cangmo.Fang Cangmo took it happily: "Finally, I have accumulated enough points."

She swayed in front of Chu Li ostentatiously, like a child: "Am I very powerful?"

"Plant this Gu on my side, and then on yours. Then, I will know what danger you are in."

Chu Li smiled slightly and kissed her forehead.

Fang Cangmo blushed and smiled "hehe".

Lu Lingqi was so sore that she had a toothache, and let out an earth-shattering cold snort.

Some novice Taoist priests during the qi refining period worked desperately to save points to buy tokens of love, while a certain prehistoric species that claimed to have lived for tens of thousands of years was omniscient, omniscient, and omnipotent, but they didn't even want to sleep together.

Fang Cangmo looked at her in surprise.

snort!

stench! ! !

Lu Lingqi ran all the way to the spiral staircase, and when she reached the gatekeeper's room, she saw the gatekeeper cracking a raw egg on her rice bowl.

She thought of Fang Cangmo again, although that iron hoof who looks very straight is more likely to be a woman with iron skin, even Fang Cangmo knows to save money to buy Twin Love Gu! !

The jealousy in her heart was about to devour her already fragile heart. She pointed to the yellow sea urchin rice bowl in front of her, swallowed secretly, and made trouble with her waist:

"Eating raw food is unhygienic!"

Lucifer was not happy, and tried to tear down the stage: "If you don't want to eat, I will eat!"

"I don't care." Lu Lingqi was authoritarian and domineering.

The gatekeeper raised his eyebrows slightly: "What do you want to eat?"

Lu Lingqi thought for a while: "I want to eat Spanish ham and foie gras rice."

Lucifer immediately changed his tone and raised his wings: "This, this, I want to eat too!"

The doorman went to the kitchen in good temper to do it.

Lucifer sat next to Lu Lingqi's shoulders, took the mini nail clippers and trimmed his nails. After a while, he recalled: "No, you took the wrong medicine today? You yelled at the gatekeeper?"

It took a light breath.

"You...you won't, is that coming?"

"That? Which?" Lu Lingqi didn't realize it for a while, but when she did, she knocked Lucifer's head hard, "Are you talking about menstruation? You are just a bird, why do you keep it secret?" Human words?"

Lucifer: "... As a bird speaking human language, I have already performed at a super level, okay?"

Lu Lingqi: "...Don't you know that I am using magic to transform my body, and the first thing I do is to make me go through menopause immediately?"

Lu Lingqi thought it over, first of all, she doesn't want to have children, it's nothing to play with the gatekeeper and give birth to a bunch of small tentacles, but if she really wants to give birth to a human cub, that would be terrible! !She hates children!If this child is like himself, it will be even more annoying! !Moreover, the gatekeeper is so powerful, if he doesn't know how to give birth to a child, he must conceive it himself.

Lu Lingqi sometimes feels that human beings really lack imagination.

The gods in the Xiuxian novels can move mountains and seas with every move, destroying the country and the world is as simple as blowing up fireworks, but in the end they have to die to have a child but lose their ability to live.

Their monks can defy the gravity of the earth, they can live forever and stay young forever, and they still have to adopt the most primitive method to continue the next generation instead of studying the method of in vitro conception! !It seems that in vitro breeding is the ultimate problem that neither science nor science can overcome!

The gatekeeper came out with the foie gras rice. The foie gras had a strong aroma and was covered with sauce. Lucifer quickly rushed into the kitchen to get his own portion.

The gatekeeper motioned for Lu Lingqi to follow, but Lu Lingqi stubbornly stood there.

The gatekeeper came over and looked down at Lu Lingqi from above. With a flick of his robe, an ink black that could annihilate everything appeared behind him.

There was a rare hint of doubt in her eyes.

She could feel Lu Lingqi's anger, but she didn't know where the anger came from.

She raised her eyebrows slightly again.

"It seems that you still mind." It took about ten seconds for her to find out the exact reason from her vast memory.

The gatekeeper took the initiative to bring up this matter, but Lu Lingqi's irritable mood was suddenly quenched by cold water.

She stared unnaturally at Lucifer in the kitchen.

The gatekeeper understood and raised his index finger. The kitchen door behind him was closed tightly, and the lock cylinder made a crisp sound.

Immediately afterwards, the sound of Lucifer's eager swallowing like eating pig food could not be heard.

Lu Lingqi relaxed a little, and leaned on the sofa as if discouraged.

She scratched her hair irritably, not knowing how to complain.

"How should I put it? Ordinary people and xx should be more involved, but you seem to be watching a play."

Are you watching a play? !

Although Lu Lingqi has to admit that the gatekeeper's skills are indeed very superb.

But how can anyone just sit on the edge of the bed and watch his woman toss and turn and pant during the exercise of promoting emotional warming! !

All the things that she should personally participate in are all done by a bunch of flexible tentacles! !

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