General Essence Sticky Essence

Let’s talk about our great Wei, there is a great general named He Mingyun, who has a tiger head and a swallow forehead, and is heroic!

Pingwu confusion, picking the sun, thousands of miles of plateau fighting pests, breaking into the bandit camp alone, golden light and black armor playing with a big bow, that is one man guarding the gate and repelling the enemy!

There was a loud thunder, and Mount Asuo trembled three times!Xing'an Cave collapsed.

Hey!Our general is jumping out alive and well!

Who doesn't say that the general star is alive, Huang Tian is blessed!

The people call him Ding'an Xing, and His Majesty regards him as a treasure.

Conquering the east and the west, he is not afraid of going to the north and south!

The general is so righteous and famous, if he stands on the flat ground and roars, the eaves will be shaken to dust!

But Biansheng has a nemesis, crowned with the most glorious surname, and the taboo of the imperial surname is involved here, so I won't mention it for the time being.

It is said that he is the prince regent of the current dynasty, and his single name has the word "Xuan".

It can be said that it is imposing and dignified.

This prince was originally an idler, living in a temple far away from the government, and he didn't care about anything with a wave of his hands.

When he became interested, he ran to the barbarian land in the northwest without saying a word.

Unexpectedly, the first emperor died and the new emperor ascended the throne.

Hey!The prince changed his sex!

Who said he was a dead man?All are blind!

The left and right hand of the Holy Majesty, the humerus minister of the Great Wei, it's all about him.

The true way is goodness like water, humility like valley, Wentao and martial arts have their own vision!

Everyone is going to ask, what is the explanation for the word "nemesis"?

It turns out that our prince has lived in the general's mansion since he was a child, and he doesn't care about other things, but he cares about the little general as a good hand.

One was disobedient, grabbed his collar and took him back to the house, and beat him with a raised hand.

Not only that, but the papers and weapons were pushed together, making our general dance day and night after hearing the chicken.

And out of the sticks come...heroes!Doesn't this cultivate a good seedling?

Hey!One day, the general held a golden talisman and wore a black armor. He left Beijing for several months and did not return.

The prince tossed and turned, couldn't sleep at night, he changed, he changed!

Cough cough--

If you want to know what happened next, please listen to the next breakdown!

"That's it?" The audience was excited to hear it, but they didn't want to stop abruptly, so they all shouted, "Isn't this just an introduction of a character! What happened next! How did the prince change!"

A guy came on stage with a smile on his face: "Everyone, please be safe and don't be impatient. There will be two episodes of "The General Is Up or Down" later, so stay tuned."

Under the stage, when the storyteller came to take a sip of water, he saw a jade-faced gentleman in his twenties standing on one side, smashing his mouth, and said: "Correct me, the prince doesn't just hit or scold the general." .”

The storyteller was stunned: "Little brother, this is called contrast. Do you know the contrast? The front is fierce and the back is doting, and the audience likes it."

"..." was actually persuaded.

"Besides, our storytellers follow the book." The storyteller continued, "Little brother, the next two episodes will be more exciting, so don't leave."

The little brother nodded, and then asked later: "So... the general is at the top?"

"...you'll know it if you hear it."

"Well," the little brother took out a piece of silver, showing a mysterious smile, "I'll give you this, so that the general can go up?"

I just said that visiting the altar is a major event in the friendship between the two countries!

How important is the safety of the king of the central tower!

The altar exploded, and in the blink of an eye, the prince pushed the central tower away, only to hear flying sand and stones rustling down, with a bang!

The prince has disappeared!

General Fang broke out from the fire in the palace, and rushed to the altar at full speed.

Seeing that the central tower and its guards were all safe and sound, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

But seeing Wu Jia rushing to rescue him again, the general was shocked, and only then did he realize who was buried under the stone!

ah!The general cried out in pain!

As if telepathic, he flew towards a pile of stones and dug with his bare hands!

The poor general's greenish-white jade hand, after a while, blood dripped down, almost covering the entire stone pile!

Just when I was full of despair, click!

A slender and beautiful hand came out from under the stone pile, tightly holding the general's hand.

Immediately, the general seemed to be pardoned!

Fortunately, the prince was not seriously injured, and there was no danger.

Seeing the general crying like rain, the prince put his hands on him as if no one was around.

This incident is the catalysis of the two people's emotions.

That night, the prince confessed his thoughts, and a pair of mandarin ducks communicated with each other, and finally got married!

The audience applauded enthusiastically: "Finally! Finally!"

He Yun's eyebrows in the corner twitched, this process of exchanging hearts is too nasty!

"As mentioned above, both parties are in love with each other, so here comes the question, since both of them are men, what should we do about intercourse?" When the storyteller said this, he couldn't help showing a embarrassed expression.

"Naturally, the prince took the initiative!" Someone shouted, "The prince has been in charge of the general since he was a child, and obviously he was enlightened early, so he has more initiative!"

"But the general's force value is high!"

"The general's martial arts are all taught by the prince, how can he be better? If you want me to say, the prince is the best!"

"Could it be possible..." Someone said surprisingly, "They come in turns?"

"Ahem——" He Yun covered his face tightly, almost choking to death.

Fortunately, I have been bribed with silver, so I don't panic, don't panic.

The storyteller spoke wonderfully, and before he knew it, the sky darkened.

The audience concentrated on hearing that the general was about to go to Su Libang, and the two were very affectionate and unwilling to separate.

Someone couldn't help but said: "Mount Asuo is too high to climb, Princess Kumu is not kind to the general, why did the general bring such a wolf-hearted thing like Wang Rong! It's really like a wolf before a tiger!"

"I heard that Wang Rong almost killed the general on Mount Asuo!"

"That's right! It would be great if the lord followed suit, the hero saves the hero, isn't he delicious!"

That is naturally fragrant, He Yun thought to himself.

Zichen really went, didn't expect it?

The storyteller coughed lightly, and finally got to the point of the whole story: "It's been two years since we left! On the farewell night, the two sides couldn't hold back their feelings. So!"

The audience listened with bated breath, it's coming, it's time to reveal the answer!

The storyteller glanced at He Yun in the corner, showing a troubled expression.

With a face full of pain, he continued: "At the moment of the spring night, the lord turned over and caressed his lover's cheeks, his eyes shone brightly, and his tenderness was like water. The next day, he couldn't help but feel guilty, but he told the general to climb the mountain with pain. It was really not thoughtful."

There was a burst of laughter in the audience.

"How can you think about this kind of thing? There is no need to feel guilty!"

"???"

He Yun petrified in situ.

Old melon scoop!Take money from people and not do practical work? !

I just said yes!

Customers scattered.

The storyteller hurriedly chased him out, and clasped the silver onto He Yun's hand: "Little brother, I'm really sorry! This...is against the laws of heaven, I can't say it!"

"..." Going against the laws of heaven is not enough!

He Yun angrily took back the silver and walked away.

The storyteller followed closely and shouted: "Come back tomorrow! Tomorrow there will be another "Domineering Wang Yejiao General", which is very exciting!"

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thank you...

The author has something to say:

I'm here, and I'm here with my colleagues.

This is the end of the episode.

(End of the book)