General Essence Sticky Essence

The weather in the Northeast is cold, and the most beautiful and interesting scenery in winter is ice sculpture.

In the early morning of the ninth day of the Lunar New Year, several people embarked on the journey in a carriage.

Going all the way north, from early morning to evening, you can feel that the weather is getting colder and colder.But everyone, oh no, except for Dr. Feng, everyone's interest was not affected by the cold, but instead became more and more high.

The few people walked slowly all the way, and they would stop for a while when they encountered beautiful scenery, so until the evening, they only crossed a city adjacent to Jinyang.Now, they are walking to a small town, looking for an inn on this street where they can stay.

Miracle Doctor Feng has been trudging for a whole day, and has already complained endlessly, squatting on the ground and complaining: "I don't understand, why don't you just sit comfortably in the carriage and hurry up, and find an inn to stay comfortably for the night? You bastards, you have to play here and there, are you okay now? Have no place to live? I'm exhausted!"

He Lian said: "Master, if you are tired, go back and sit in the carriage, and we will go find it."

Feng Yi pulled him: "Leave him alone, he just talks too much nonsense."

Miracle doctor Feng made a gesture to smack Feng Yi with a cattail fan: "You little bastard, I'm still your father!"

Xie Xuan said with a smile: "Mr. Feng, don't be in such a hurry, you won't really blow the cold wind outside all night."

Doctor Feng hummed twice, rolled into the carriage by himself, half-deadly said: "Then you go find a place to live, come back and pick me up after you've found it, I don't want to leave anymore, I'm freezing to death."

Without Miracle Doctor Feng rambling on, of course everyone wished for it.Put him where he is, and walk down the path together.

He Yun said: "I'm afraid there really is no inn in the remote villages."

Xie Xuan glanced at him: "Aren't you the happiest on this journey, and you are the happiest, if you really don't have a place to stay, you can go and pinch Mr. Feng's legs all night."

He Yun felt terrible when he thought about it: "I won't pinch the legs of that stinky old man, I will fight him before midnight."

Feng Yi was also happy: "General, don't worry, although there are no inns in this kind of place, there are many homestays."

Sure enough, as Feng Yi said, after walking a little further, there is a small alley.A wooden sign was nailed to the wall at the entrance of the alley, which read: "There is a homestay inside."

A few people walked in, and the front of the house was quite big, with two bright red lanterns hanging on the door, and the two gods on the door were newly pasted, and they still had a strong New Year flavor.

Feng Yi stepped up two steps, stood in front of the half-open door, and asked first, "Is anyone there?"

A soft voice came from a distance inside: "There are people, there are people, wait a moment!"

Then a young woman came out with an apron on her body. She smiled and asked, "Do you want to stay?"

He Yun also stepped up, with a smiling face on his face: "Yes girl, is there enough room?"

The girl said: "Four? If you don't feel wronged, there is a big room. There are many people at the beginning of the year, and the single and double rooms are full."

He Yun said: "I don't dislike it, if the room is cleaned by the girl herself, I don't dislike it even more."

He Lian scratched his head silently at the side, knowing that his second brother's habit of wanting to flirt with a pretty girl had happened again.Feng Yi didn't want to interrupt He Yun, so he turned around and whispered to He Lian, "Lan Tian, ​​the general forgot about the dead old man."

He Lian had no choice but to poke He Yun: "Second Brother, it's not four people, you forgot about Master."

He Yun blinked and said without any sincerity, "Oh, I'm sorry."

Only then did the girl look distressed: "Five people? It might be a bit crowded. The big kang in the room should be suitable for four people."

He Yun said: "Kang? This place is not far from the capital, are they already sleeping on the kang?"

The girl smiled and said, "Yes, it's not far from the capital, the weather gets colder every time you go north. Are you from the capital, sir?"

He Yun rubbed his hands: "Yes, girl, where are you from? Are you a local?"

Seeing the conversation getting further and further away, Xie Xuan, who had been standing behind the black line for a long time, finally couldn't bear it anymore.He stretched out his hand, grabbed He Yun by the back of the neck like a chicken, pulled him off the steps, and said to the girl: "Excuse me, girl, if we can't stay, we will find another place. Are there any rooms in the B&B in the alley?"

The girl looked at He Yun, and seemed to feel a little pity, but she still said: "There are many homestays in this area, everyone, look for them, there won't be any rooms."

"Thank you." Xie Xuan smiled, let go of He Yun, turned around and strode away.He Yun also hurriedly followed, not feeling sorry at all, but rather happy.

Fortunately, they found a suitable homestay. The two children were sent to pick up Dr. Feng, while Xie Xuan and He Yun sat in the courtyard to rest.

The owner of this homestay is a middle-aged woman with a plump figure and wearing a cotton-padded jacket with a large pattern.Simple and unadorned, but tidying up very clean, the whole person is full of joy, which makes people feel in a good mood just by looking at it.

She cheerfully asked: "Do you guys want to eat ready-made dinner or do it yourself?"

He Yun immediately became interested: "Can I still do it myself?"

"Yeah, my little brother looks at the wealth, have you never stayed in a B&B? We can do it ourselves here, and see what you want to eat."

"Anything?"

The proprietress pointed to a pile of firewood in the courtyard, and then pointed to the gray bricks piled up beside her: "Here, if you want to eat barbecue, you can use those bricks to make a circle, and throw the firewood in to make a fire. If you want to eat individual meat dishes, There are all kinds of tools in the kitchen, but in that case, it will directly make it easier for our chef to do it."

He Yun turned to look at Xie Xuan: "Brother Zichen, let's have barbecue, how fun!"

Xie Xuan glanced at him, and said with a bad expression: "Whatever."

"What's wrong with you, big brother, why are you so fierce?" He Yun felt puzzled, and immediately moved over.

Xie Xuan pushed his face away expressionlessly: "Boss, how do you get the ingredients for the barbecue?"

"If you want to eat chicken, you can go to the chicken shed to catch it. If you want to eat fish, you can go to the fish pond. If you want to eat beef and mutton, there are ready-made ones, but you have to skewer them on wooden sticks. Sweet potatoes and potatoes can be roasted, and white rice is also available. In the kitchen."

"..."

"..."

In an instant, He Yun stopped worrying about being murdered for no reason, and said, "Ma'am, this... we all did it ourselves, what are you and your guys doing?"

"Man? Where's the man from?"

"...What about the legendary chef?"

"It's far away in the sky, but it's close in front of you, little brother."

"..."

"In our small place, it's fun to do it yourself, otherwise it's not for nothing."

...seems to have some truth to it.

Xie Xuan resigned himself to his fate and stood up, grabbing He Yun as well: "It's so late that we can't catch fish, so let's just have chicken and beef."

The boss said: "The mutton is also delicious, won't you come with two catties?"

Xie Xuan shook his head: "No need."

And He Yun turned his back to Xie Xuan, the corners of his mouth almost reaching his ears.Since he was a child, he couldn't stand the smell of mutton, he couldn't even smell it, Xie Xuan remembered it.

"Let's go, let's catch a chicken first. If the two boys come back, please ask the boss to order them to skewer beef."

The boss said good, good, Xie Xuan and He Yun went to the chicken coop in the backyard.

Then, He Yun knew why Xie Xuan agreed to such a challenging task as catching chickens so simply and neatly.

He stood in the smelly chicken coop, turned around and looked out the door full of resentment, crossing his arms and chest, thanking Xuan very comfortably.

"Brother Zichen, why am I the only one to catch him?"

"Or else?"

"...One is not enough, why don't you come in together."

"I reject."

"...Or let Lan Tian and Feng Yi come later, let's go back first."

"You're already in the chicken coop, don't talk nonsense."

"...Brother Zichen, with all due respect, I seem to have been pushed here by you."

"Ok?"

"...I'll come alone."

"Ah."

A layer of thatch was laid on the ground floor of the chicken coop, He Yun walked in slowly and looked at the situation inside.Not to mention the visual impact caused by the chicken droppings on the ground, the smell alone was already unbearable for him.

With his eyes closed and his heart crossed, he picked a corner and rushed over.A few chickens in the corner were clucking and clucking in fright, flapping their wings and flying around.This was the first attack to scare the snakes, and they didn't catch a single one.

He Yun was full of fucks, rolled up his sleeves, quickened his hands and feet, spotted a fat white chicken, and desperately pushed behind its ass.

Xie Xuan stood outside, his eyes following He Yun's figure, and the smile on his face couldn't be hidden.

Finally, the innocent fat chicken was driven to a blind corner and had nowhere to escape. He raised his head and looked vigilantly at the vicious person who was slowly approaching it, that is, He Yun. The chicken body trembled and he was very desperate.

He Yun silently said three times in his heart, I'm sorry brother chicken, he leaned over and made a move, using the skillful skill that a dignified general should have, and grabbed one of the white chicken's wings.

The white chicken is fat and strong, with one arm that is caught struggling desperately, while the other free arm flaps at will, with its head held high and a cry of despair, which makes He Yun wonder if it is him It was really cruel, and on the one hand, he felt a little scared. He felt that the chicken would lower its head and peck him immediately.

He held his breath and struggled with the stubborn chicken for the last time, finally holding both wings firmly in his hands, and was about to retreat when he turned around and saw Xie Xuan behind him without any hesitation. Covered ruthless ridicule.

He Yun was so miserable that he couldn't tell, so he didn't dare to yell at Brother Zichen to stop laughing.

He tiptoed a few steps out of the chicken coop, and brought the white chicken to Xie Xuan: "Is that enough, brother? I don't want to go there again."

Xie Xuan still smiled happily: "Didn't you just say that? One is not enough."

He Yun immediately walked to the front yard: "I never said such bastard words! It's not me!"