Miss Gojo can't figure it out

When Gojo Satoru brought a young boy home, Youyue was lying on the writing desk feebly and writing vigorously.

"Xiaoyou?" After shouting twice and seeing the girl go out, Gojo Satoru walked to the door of her room, "Didn't you finish the exam two days ago, do you still have to do your homework now? Happy summer vacation?"

He tilted his head: "Oh... you are writing a suicide note? Why?"

"Teacher Wutiao is really annoying, no peeking!"

Youyue picked up a doll from the bookshelf and smashed it against the door panel with such force, as if she wanted to smash through the door and throw it directly into the face of the man outside.

"I didn't peek, obviously you can see me too." Wujo Wu pretended to be wronged and said, "I have such a bad temper, thanks to which I brought you a peer back to introduce you."

"Here we come." Youyue has always been soft and not hard, and when she heard the other party soften her tone, her inexplicable anger dissipated.

She silently put the letter paper into the notebook, and under Xia Youjie's reminder, she gave up going out barefoot, and walked to the living room with the pink puppy slippers that Wu Tiao Wu bought for her.

The boy sitting on the sofa was drinking tea, but when he saw her come out, he got up and hid the lower half of his face with the mantra printed on it back into his jacket with a stand-up collar.

"He is Goujuanji, the spellcaster." Gojo Satoru introduced, "Goujuan, this is my sister Youyue."

"Hello... ah." Youyue said in a daze, "It's you, long time no see."

Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows slightly, and looked at Gou Maki. The latter did not answer the name of the rice ball ingredients as usual, but pulled down the collar that blocked the spell on his cheek, and moved his lips.

"Oh, the matter is resolved? Great, I'm so happy for you." Youyue said happily.

The dog rolled back a smile and continued to lip-sync.

"Yeah." She raised her head and said to Gojo Satoru, "Goujuan said thank you."

"Can you lip talk?"

"I learned it when I was working before, and it's quite simple."

Osamu Dazai secretly drank the homemade poison. He was fine, but his voice was poisonously hoarse, and he couldn't return to normal vocalization for more than half a month.

As the leader's little bodyguard, Youyue had to act as a communication bridge, otherwise, that hateful man would just rely on his inability to speak and push her for more things.

She went back that night and concentrated on studying lip language, and she could use it proficiently within three days.

"It's very strange, why do some people learn lip language but not English?" Gotiao Satoru obviously thought of that short sentence again, and started to hold back his laughter, "Puppy pomelo sauce."

Youyue said confidently: "What English do the Japanese learn!"

Gojo Satoru continued to hold back a smile and asked, "How did you and Goumaki meet?"

This matter is easy to say, because Goujuan patronized Youyue's fortune-telling booth.At that time, the young man was wandering distractedly in the street. Youyue looked at him from a distance and found that his spiritual power circuit and inner body technique were very interesting, so she took the initiative to solicit customers and do fortune-telling for him for free.

As a descendant of spellcasters who are already a pitiful number, Goujuanji's parents have a strong desire to protect and control him.The pain that could not be vented in words was backlogged in his back, and the tremendous pressure made him unable to breathe.

He also didn't think that the girl who set up a stall on the side of the road could solve any troubles for him, so he silently shook his head and refused.

And through the windproof jacket with a stand-up collar, Youyue understood the key words of his hesitant mouth-shaping: "Mother, family, control?"

The dog is stunned.Let her pull and sit in front of the booth.

"Mind your troubles in my heart, let me help you predict the direction."

Youyue took out six coins and asked the dog to read the hexagrams, and then recorded the pros and cons in turn, and looked at the texture of his palm, and analyzed: "Shiyao is your side, Yingyao is the object, this hexagram means you are controlled by your family In such a situation, Shi Yao will be discouraged, which means that you are trying to communicate with your family, but the effect is not obvious."

"Changing the hexagram means that Shi Yao cannot restrain the answer, and it means that you are likely to fail with your own strength. But there are ways to regulate the five elements."

Goujuan was taken aback by the sound analysis and nodded repeatedly.

"White and Western," she said, "near such things... or people. Can help you."

Originally, Goujuan was ready to take out his wallet to buy consecration amulets, luck charms and other things, but after Youyue gave the advice, he really said goodbye to him without taking any money, and did not follow the routine at all.

As a result, Goujuan secretly thought about it for several days, and when he had a reason to go out, he purposely wandered to the place where he met Youyue last time, only to find that the table was already empty.

Standing under the street sign with "Xitong Street" printed on it, he was inevitably a little disappointed, and took steps towards home.

After taking two steps, Goujuan heard an adult man's voice behind him: "Huh? It's a spellcaster, it's really rare——"

"So that's how it is." Wutiao Wu thought thoughtfully, "The prediction is indeed quite accurate. Can you count it for me?"

Youyue suddenly realized: "Yes, why don't I tell myself if I will die first? Let me leave first."

Gojo Satoru:?

Dog curly thorn:?

She ran back to the room and slammed the door, and asked Xia Youjie who was sitting in her seat to open it, and under the helpless gaze of the other party, she pulled out the storage box hidden under the table and rummaged through it.

"Don't be so busy in special times." He said, "Aren't you feeling uncomfortable?"

Youyue kept rummaging, and said seriously, "This is very important."

Waking up in the morning, Youyue was shocked to find that there were bloodstains on the sheets, and her body continued to bleed.

She shook Xia Youjie who was sleeping on the deck chair on the balcony, and told him seriously: "I may be dying soon."

Xia Youjie was sleepy and couldn't react for a while. After listening to her describe her feelings, she realized that it was a visit during her menstrual period. She couldn't laugh or cry.

He had already experienced this once when he was 17 years old. Youyue was carrying a big schoolbag, and he and Gojo Satoru got up at [-] o'clock in the morning, sat in a circle with the guns, and then opened the bags and took out the contents. Give them good things.

"It's all precious things that I have saved for a long time, and I will give them to you now, and you must treat them well in the future."

Everything from cheap to expensive, from dolls in crane machines to diamond necklaces.

The two DKs didn't realize what happened at all, they watched her take out something in a daze, and then Liu Xing divided the cake.

"One nitro, one jie, one nitro, one Wu. One nitro, one jie, one nitro..."

"Why are you giving so many nitrates!" 17-year-old Gojo Satoru expressed his displeasure at being treated like this. He suddenly woke up and shouted, "And the ones given to Jie are also very expensive. The ones given to me are chain boutiques. Bought it, what a double standard, why!"

Youyue ignored DK Wu's dissatisfaction, took back the necklace she just handed over, and said to herself: "No, this is the most expensive thing that stingy Dazai gave me, this can't be given away .”

"Hey, answer my words." Wujo Satoru said.

The housemate sighed, then squeezed the popping beads and silently ignited an Aixi, looking like he didn't get enough sleep and had nothing to love.

"So what happened to Xiaoyou?" Xia Youjie turned to ask her.

"There's no reason...I like Nitro the most, so it's normal to give her a little more, right?"

"Favorite Nitro?" Wu Tiaowu said strangely, "Oh, then I don't want it, I hate you anyway, take it back, I don't want your things."

"If you don't want it, just give it to Jie."

"I knew you liked Jie! What's wrong with me! Tell me!!"

"But you said you didn't want it..."

Gojo Satoru became angry silently: "..."

After swallowing for a while, he explained in a low voice: "Xiaoyou didn't believe it was a normal physiological phenomenon for the first time during her menstrual period, and felt that she was bound to die, so she gave us all the good things 'before she died'."

"Uh..." Xia Youjie didn't know what to say, "Do you still have cigarettes, give me one too."

So he also lit a cigarette, and took Nitro's lighter away.

The two squatted on the ground and watched the play together, puffing and puffing.

Youyue and Gojo Satoru quarreled for a while—even though the other party was looking for trouble unilaterally, and she still got angry for some reason, she felt the pain in her lower abdomen became more and more obvious, her lips gradually turned white, and finally hugged her legs shrink into a ball.

And the white-haired boy who was sulking also noticed that something was wrong with her, but he refused to bow his head, waiting for Youyue to talk to him.

"Enlightenment." Xia Youjie smashed out the cigarette butt on the ground, "Stop bullying her."

"I didn't bully her, it's because she didn't know what to do—"

Before he finished speaking, Wujo Wu saw Xia Youjie carrying Youyue on his back with the help of Nitzi, and the blue pupils hidden under the sunglasses dilated slightly.

"Jie, what are you doing! I didn't even..."

"Okay, idiot, enough is enough." Nitro slapped him with his fist disapprovingly, "You put away Xiaoyou's things and move her back to the dormitory."

Shenzi DK, who also had no common sense, hadn't realized what happened, but seeing that his companions were taking it seriously, he sucked the scattered things back into his bag, and followed their pace with his big bag on his back.

"What's wrong with you? Puppy." He tilted his head slightly, and put his head close to Youyue's ear, "Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

Xia Youjie persuaded: "Wu, Xiaoyou is not feeling well, so stop making trouble with her."

If Glass doesn't say anything, he will naturally not take the initiative to bring up the word "menstrual period", which makes Youyue feel embarrassed for no reason, so he can only use euphemism as much as possible to make his friends understand.

But who is Gojo Satoru?It is a problem child who has almost no contact with normal people and no normal social interaction before going to a high school.

Even though he had taken physiology and hygiene classes long ago and had a general understanding of the physiological structure of men and women and things about men and women, it was not so easy to think of it immediately.

Weak body, suddenly took out all the good things and distributed them to everyone... The two six-eyed eyes who often fought each other (in fact, Wujo Wutiao unilaterally bullied others) finally got in step with each other and came together. Wujo Wu froze in place After thinking for a while, he finally had an epiphany. He finally realized that something was wrong!

While thinking wildly, the two companions in front had already left him far away, and he had to teleport to catch up.

"Xiaoyou." Gojo Satoru called out her name in a serious manner, instead of nicknames such as puppies, short-legged cats, and Pomeranians, "Don't give up, Nitro can reverse the spell, and I'm rich too. Get you the best doctor in the world—”

Xia Youjie: "..."

Home into the glass: "..."

Nitro: "Tsk, can you beat this idiot?"

"Uh..." Xia Youjie squatted down, allowing Youyue on his back to slowly stand on the ground, "You support Xiaoyou first, and I will teach him a lesson now."

The author has something to say: In the end, the plot still didn’t work out

Can't help remembering to kill (lighting a cigarette

DK Wu is such a badass, I hope everyone will not have any confidence in him, he will stage a reverse score in a fancy way in the future high-level articles.

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