Miss Gojo can't figure it out

When Qiyu came to apply for the job, Linghuan happened to have other important matters, so he couldn't meet with him.

"So why don't we have a team building?" Linghuan suggested, "Although Mr. Saitama is a temporary worker, he occasionally has a sense of ritual."

Yuzuki and Kageyama Shigeo had no objection.

However, since Yuzuki will leave for Yokohama training with Teiko Basketball Club in the afternoon of the next day, the team building can only rush to have sukiyaki together at noon today.I called Saitama and asked, but the other party has nothing else to do and will arrive on time.

"No...it can't be done." Youyue hung up the phone, and said a little bit distressed, "Xiaolei asked me to visit the store two days ago, and I already promised her. Now I have to miss the appointment."

"It would be good to call Xiaolei over, anyway, we all know each other," Linghuan suggested.

Kageyama Shigeo was dumbfounded: "This... this is not..."

Before he could find a reason to refute, Youyue nodded, and looked up Xiaolei's phone number in the address book: "That's right, we all know each other, so let me ask her."

Dimple threw down the JOJO pamphlet excitedly: "What? Have you seen another good show?"

As it expected, Gao Linglei agreed to Youyue's invitation, came to the office ahead of time, greeted everyone, sat next to Youyue, and talked about some topics that girls often talk about.

Different from the simple and simple style in junior high school, today she wears a lily-of-the-valley hairpin on her forehead, and often strokes the hair behind her ears when she speaks.

Youyue finally noticed her distinctive hairpin, and said pleasantly, "It's Linglan."

"Hmm..." Gao Linglei smiled shyly, and asked reservedly, "Will it be strange for me to do this?"

Youyue replied seriously: "No, you are the prettiest no matter what."

"Huh? Uh... okay..."

Kageyama Shigeo has gone numb: "..."

Xiao Dimple sighed: "Maofu, why don't you vote for this one? It's hopeless."

Seeing that the sukiyaki base and ingredients for delivery were coming soon, Ling Huan asked them to go downstairs to buy some favorite snacks and drinks.

Kageyama Shigeo and Xiao Diwo walked in front, Gao Linglei took Yuzuki's arm and followed behind him talking and laughing.

If you take a photo at this time, just put the line "Happiness is theirs" next to Kageyama's face, which is quite a sad emoji.

Fortunately, his incompatibility didn't last long. When he arrived at the supermarket, he could still find some common topics by chatting about the products on the shelves.

In order to maintain weight and skin management, Gao Linglei usually only drinks sugar-free yogurt, but when she saw Youyue carrying a box of Coke into the trolley, she moved her hand toward the refrigerator and said with a smile: "I am also very happy." I like to drink Coke."

"That's great, then I'll take some more." Hearing this, Youyue bought a few cans of other brands of soda, "I thought Xiaolei would like to drink yogurt."

Dimple was keenly aware of the Goddess' cautiousness, and wanted to secretly remind Shigeo Kageyama to pay attention to the enemy, but turned around to find that he was seriously debating whether to choose orange juice or grape juice in front of the shelf, completely oblivious to the fact that the enemy had already started stealing his highland.

You lead the line in team battles with your teammates, and you can't see if you steal the tower on the opposite side-you can't be saved.

"He's too good, so let's vote."

Thinking about it, Xiao Dimple sat silently on the coke box in the cart.

The accident came soon, and when the three of them were pushing the cart to the snack area, someone called Shigero Kageyama's name from afar.

"Ah, Minister." Kageyama became visibly excited, "Long time no see."

The visitor was a large high school student with thick curly hair and a firm appearance.Even though he was wearing a loose T-shirt, it couldn't stop him from exercising his extremely muscular figure.

"This is the first time I've seen you since graduating from junior high school, Kageyama, have you continued exercising after high school?"

The minister patted Kageyama's shoulder affectionately, and the strength of his arm made him let out a dull cry of pain.

"Yes...but the effect is not obvious." Kageyama replied.

"You're still too weak." The minister began to lecture with a little resentment, "Did you slack off in the physical training every morning and after meals? Remember the core idea of ​​the meat reform department, persistence and hard work! Muscles are absolutely invincible. It’s not something that can be trained in a day, it needs…”

Since the appearance of the minister, Youyue has been secretly observing the interaction between the two of them, seeing that Kageyama felt a little guilty in front of this person——

Because she had really slacked off a lot since she was in high school, and felt that she had failed the minister's expectations—she fell into a short thought, and then had a flash of inspiration.

Youyue took two steps forward, wrapped Yingshan's arm intimately, and said to the minister, "Hello, senior."

"What are you doing?" Little Dimple was puzzled, "Just as I was about to surrender, the other side started giving away heads instead?"

And Shigeo Kageyama was startled, and when he turned his face and saw Yuzuki's upturned nose, he didn't have time to think about anything, and his brain directly crashed due to high temperature.

"Hello." The Minister's words stopped abruptly, his eyes stopped on their overlapping arms, and he said, "Ah, Kageyama, is this your girlfriend? You are so blessed..."

Then he looked over the shoulders of the two, and looked at Gao Linglei, who was holding a cart behind him, with an uncertain expression.

"Uh..." The minister was silent.

Gao Linglei has been a campus idol in junior high school since she entered school, and everyone in the school knows her.

The seniors in the meat reform department also know that the reason why Kageyama Shigeo joined the department was to build his muscles and become a man in the sports department so as to please his sweetheart Xiaolei. This is an open secret.

The three of them in front of them obviously came to the supermarket together. The white-haired little beauty holding Yingshan's arm, even wearing sunglasses, still has an amazing beauty that is not inferior to Gao Linglei.And Gao Linglei looked at Yingshan with both dissatisfaction and forbearance, as if she couldn't love her.

Moderate fitness attracts the opposite sex, and excessive fitness attracts the same sex. The minister couldn't help feeling sad when he thought of himself who was always approached by men in the gym and hadn't dated girls for more than ten years.

"Although physical training still needs to be strengthened." The minister said seriously to the distraught Kageyama, "You are already quite a great man in other aspects. However, I believe that single-mindedness is a virtue. I hope you make a choice as soon as possible. , don’t break any girl’s heart.”

Youyue didn't quite understand what he meant, but she was quite satisfied to see that he no longer spoke to Yingshan in a preaching tone.

She smiled decently and nodded in agreement with a smile.

Deciphering the bitterness and willingness from Youyue's restrained smile, the minister suddenly realized: "Is that so? Then...then bless you, although you are not favored by the world, as long as you can be happy."

"Hey, hey, this guy has a big misunderstanding." Small dimple bumped into Yingshan's shoulder, "Wake up, Mofu, it's too late if you don't explain, you are already a scumbag in the eyes of others ah!"

However, after he finished speaking, the minister didn't give him a chance to explain, and walked away with the basket in his hand, leaving only a desolate and lonely figure behind.

Seeing this, Yuzuki let go of Shigeo Kageyama's arm, and said to Kao Linglei: "Let's go, I want to see if there is any Glico-coated biscuits co-branded by Pokemon Go."

Gao Linglei forced a smile, answered "Yes", and Ying Shan, who still hadn't returned to her soul, followed her for more than ten steps.

However, she was really absent-minded, and when Youyue was choosing the flavor of biscuits, she couldn't help asking in a low voice: "Xiaoyou, why did you do that just now?"

"Huh? When you faced that person just now?"

Youyue has obviously put the matter down.Turning her head to ask a question, she got a nod of affirmation from the other party, and she explained naturally: "Isn't it the kind of plastic old schoolmate's comparison session? Those who don't have a beautiful female partner will be laughed at by the classmates. So I pretend to be a good female partner, you Look, didn't that person just walk away resentfully just because he was alone?"

The little dimple let out a "tsk", thinking it can be pulled down, you have severely persecuted the good reputation of the actor, okay?

"You are really proficient in human nature." It praised eccentrically.

"Of course." Youyue readily accepted the compliment, and continued, "I have observed and comprehended it from my own life—men are creatures with a good face."

The beginning of this cognition stems from the fact that Yinshi often said something to her when she was a child.

He said that there are two unspoken rules of comparison between adult men, one is to compare whose financial resources are more abundant, and the other is to compare whose female partner is more beautiful;

If the former loses, it would be nice for the latter to win over someone else.

"A man's vanity is such a boring thing." Yin Shi added, "Little You, if there is a man you don't know well in the future, if you invite you to a party with him for no reason, just to take you there to make him face, don't Promise him, that man is not respecting you. He treats you like a show item. Got it?"

Youyue thought for a while: "But Yinshi also took me to a gathering of people with lofty ideals a few days ago?"

Yin Shi: "Are you an idiot?"

"It depends on the situation. He really didn't treat you as something to show off." Dengshi said coldly, "Because you paid the rent, this man is just a parasite and a blood-sucking leech that lives in your house. What qualifications does he have? Objectify you?"

Yinshi was annoyed: "Hey! Smelly old woman, don't teach her nonsense!"

Even though she couldn't understand it, Youyue still remembered these words.

As she grew older, she gradually realized that men's vanity and comparison are real things. For example, Zhong also likes to invite her as a female partner at parties.Regardless of the size, the Central Plains cadres will first ask her if she is free.

Youyue once asked: "Why is it always me?"

"Isn't it obvious?" He looked away, lowered the brim of his hat, and explained in a low voice, "I don't want to invite anyone but you."

She seemed to understand.

After careful observation and objective judgment, Youyue found that none of the female subordinates around Zhongye had a better appearance than her.

Even such a good man will have vanity.So, probably vanity is a bad habit that men are born with and it is difficult to get rid of.

She likes Chuya very much, so she can accept his small imperfections.

However, Osamu Dazai is often unhappy about this, after all, he always forbids her and Chuya to get too close.

"My party also requires you to accompany me as a female guest." Dazai Osamu said casually, "You are the assistant of the leader."

Too sanctimonious, Osamu Dazai is really a vain trash man!

"In short, I understand men very well." Youyue finished her memories and concluded confidently, "Maybe I will also consider being a writer of gender emotions in my future work. It's not difficult."

Small dimple confused: "..."

Gao Linglei was silent: "..."

This short episode passed quickly, and when they finished paying and went upstairs with their things, Qiyu had already chatted with Linghuan Xinlong for a while, and the conversation between the two was quite pleasant under the latter's leadership.

Because Saitama looked normal except for his hair loss, and he wasn't considered very strong, which made Linghuan's heart relax a little. He felt that he was no longer the bottom of the firm's power food chain.

It wasn't until Saitama was carrying the tofu to the kitchen to dispose of it that he accidentally staggered. He couldn't control the strength of holding on to the wall, and accidentally chiseled the wall with his palm.The elbow went straight through the concrete wall, and the whole room shook.

Fortunately, the next door is vacant for rent, so it didn't scare others.

Saitama said apologetically, "Sorry, I messed up, and I will pay for the repair."

"It's okay." Shigeo Kageyama stretched out his hand, and within a few seconds he recovered the wall that had a big hole in it. "It's not an important matter. You can cut the tofu first, the soup in the pot is about to boil."

Ling Huan was silent: "..."

"Hey, Xiaoyou." He secretly pulled Youyue and said, "What is the origin of this Saitama teacher, and what is his level of ability?"

Because of the different power systems, it is indeed more difficult to evaluate a pure fighter with full resistance and speed compared to a mage.

Youyue thought for a while and came up with the answer: "It should be [-]-[-] when the power is fully activated."

"I almost punched my dimple yesterday," she added.

Undoubtedly, it was a bolt from the blue. Just now, I thought the other party was an ordinary bald social animal who got along well, but it turned out to be a super strong hooker.

Ling Huan Xinlong felt that he was a clown, but he thought about it, wouldn't the firm be more invincible in this way?

So the mood became happy, but it didn't take long before a heavy sense of responsibility came to my heart.

"It seems that we will be more low-key and cautious in our actions in the future." Linghuan said seriously, "You, me, the dragon, and Saitama-sensei, if the four of us work together, we can easily destroy the world. So you and the dragon must not learn from each other. Bad, you can't use superpowers on ordinary people, you know?"

"I know." Youyue replied seriously.

The little dimple was shocked by his shamelessness: "What does it have to do with you?"

Perhaps because of the presence of Saitama, who is not familiar to everyone, the sukiyaki meal risked a little unfamiliar embarrassment, but the overall atmosphere was harmonious, and there was no wonderful scene that the dimples were looking forward to.

It almost reluctantly watched Youyue leave with the bag, and said to Linghuan and the dragon, "Then, see you when I come back from the training camp in two weeks."

I really want to eat melon.The little dimple lay down on the sofa peacefully.

"What!" Gojo Satoru suddenly sat up from the sofa, "You, you, you want to live with a man, several men!"

"I will never allow such a horrible thing to happen."

He walked to the door of Youyue's room with a serious face, and watched her walking back and forth to pack her things, "Xiaoyou, don't go."

"What are you talking about?" Youyue asked blankly, "I didn't live with a man, I slept in the same room as Momoi."

Xia Youjie put his hands in his pockets, leaned against the half-open window, mockingly said: "He's crazy, ignore him."

"I still have to sleep in the same room with someone!" Gojo Goku frowned, "Who is that?"

"Momoi Mayzuki, the manager of the little girl with pink hair in the basketball department."

Gojo Satoru recalled it for a while, and said seriously: "I don't think it's safe to live with a girl, but it's more dangerous."

After folding all the clothes, Youyue found a vacuum compression bag and an electric pump in the room.

Gojo Satoru noticed the LOGO and patterns lightly printed on the back collars of several T-shirts, and he had the same doubts as Fuguro Megumi when he saw it for the first time.

After all, the clothes of these brands are really expensive, which is completely contrary to Youyue's frugal spending habits - but he will not ask such an ambiguous and strange question as "Who will give you clothes?"

Of course, if he asked, Yuzuki would honestly answer that it was Dazai.Although I hate Dazai, it costs money to buy new clothes.

Relying on his own good looks, this person basically mixes and matches as he pleases, and the effect is obvious. No matter how strange the way of dressing is on her, passers-by will understand it as "maybe some kind of street culture".

Seeing that Youyue couldn't be persuaded, Gojo Satoru asked something else, and when he learned that the training place was near the sea, he frowned again——

"Then they can see you wearing a swimsuit?" He gritted his teeth, "This is definitely their real purpose, right? Want to see JK wet in a swimsuit, right?! Middle school boys are really not good people."

"Ah..." Youyue stopped tidying up, "I don't have a swimsuit?"

Gojo Satoru also stopped, his expression visibly changed from gloomy to thoughtful, and then into a subtle smile.

"I really didn't expect him to be punished like this."

Xia Youjie stood facing him, seeing the change in his expression thoroughly, and couldn't hide his disgust.

He said to Youyue in a deep voice, "Stay away from perverted adults."

After all, there were outsiders present, Youyue just looked at Xia Youjie suspiciously.

After a while, Fu Heihui, who was passing by to make tea in the kitchen, also stood at the door of Youyue's room and asked her if she had something to go out.

Wutiaowu overcame the lingering words, and explained it emphatically. Fu Heihui frowned the whole time and listened, thinking for a while before he understood.

"It's just training with the basketball team, let's be an assistant manager." Fu Heihui was a little speechless, "Is it necessary to say so exaggerated?"

"That's right." Youyue agreed, "Why are you so nervous? I can take care of myself."

Gojo Satoru yelled in dissatisfaction: "You are still too young!"

No one listened to his upside-down slander, Yuzuki Tongfu Heihui had a casual conversation, and when he was looking for emergency medicine in the storage box, he found the lottery tube given by Saiki Kusuo.

"Uh..." Youyue held the lottery with solemn eyes, staring at it for a long time, want to calculate the good or bad of this trip?

After hesitating for a moment, she still chose to shake it twice, and a bamboo stick fell out of the top quickly.

It's 【Little Ominous】.After reading the signed verses several times, I roughly said that this trip appeared to be in danger of failure but not to death.

Yuzuki sighed heavily, really wanted to go back on her word, but she had already promised Akashi, she was quite professional, and she didn't just quit her job just because she wanted to.

Yokohama was not guilty, but she would have a headache when she thought of the man who ruled the world in Yokohama, and she was really afraid of being manipulated and tricked by him.

"What, are you counting luck?"

Seeing that she was staring intently at the bamboo stick in her hand, Gotjo Wu stopped her long talk, and said curiously, "Last time, I asked you to do the divination for me too, and I want to play too."

"Here you are." Youyue handed him the stick, explaining absent-mindedly, "If you think about someone or something in your heart, it will make a corresponding lot. In terms of marriage, the bottom of the bamboo stick will be pink; Career academics, pale blue; relationships and..."

Before he finished explaining, Gojo Satoru had already shaken out a bamboo stick with a light pink bottom, which was [Sueyoshi].

Youyue took it, and asked casually: "Did you just think about marriage?"

"I didn't think so far." Wujo Wujo said nonchalantly, but his tone was a bit erratic, "I'm just thinking about the people I care about."

Xia Youjie is the leader in interpreting the expression of his best friend.

He was shocked and said: "Xiaoyou, he is definitely a pervert."

And Youyue read the signed text several times, and the general idea of ​​the poem is "close at hand but hard to touch".

The meaning of [Moji] is more subtle. If you sign up and down, if things can be done in the end, it will be interpreted as a bumpy road and good things take a long time.

There are only three people present and one behind the spirit.Her gaze swept from Gojo Gojo, who was pretending to be calm, to Fukuroi, who was drinking water calmly.

"I seem to understand." Youyue thought, "Xia You is right, there is definitely something wrong with him."

Gojo Wu said nonchalantly, "How about this lottery, Sueji should be considered okay?"

"Um……"

Youyue didn't know how to answer, she felt that she knew too much, but she couldn't let Gojo Satoru know that she knew, because the other party didn't seem to have any intention of pointing it out.Would it bother him to expose it rashly?

"That's right, uh, there is hope." She said indiscriminately, "The road is tortuous, but the future is bright."

Seeing Youyue's evasive and hesitant eyes, Xia Youjie knew that there must have been a serious deviation in her cognition.

Based on his own experience and a little speculation, he couldn't help but smile wickedly.

"Well. I see."

Gojo Satoru put away his usual sloppy tone, looked at her seriously, and said softly, "I will."

Xia Youjie couldn't help but laugh.

He said to Youyue in a deep voice, "You'd better call the police now."