Miss Gojo can't figure it out

Everyone present: "..."

Gojo Satoru was extremely quiet, covering his kissed left cheek with one hand, walked to the table and sat down with one hand.

It was finally quiet.

Youyue turned her head, but happened to meet Shang Fu Heihui's astonished gaze.

"What's wrong?" she said.

"I told you to be careful of dangerous adults." Fu Heihui sighed.

"What were you doing just now!"

Dazai's triumphant and triumphant smile was quickly removed when he saw her move, and he put on an angry face instead.

He accused: "This is unfair treatment, obviously you only held hands with me!"

Youyue emptied the oil barrel and asked in confusion, "Why do you make it so strange that there is no lower limit?"

Osamu Dazai pretended to be indignant and made noise, but Yuzuki ignored it and concentrated on the cooking in hand.

"It's the fault of these two adults who have no bottom line." Jia Ruozi said blankly, "It's okay, I'll call the police now."

Xia Youjie stood beside her and nodded sternly.

"Pomelo sauce QAQ..."

"Pomelo sauce, you are so cruel..."

"I'm so depressed that I don't even have the mood to commit suicide, woo."

"You're really noisy!" Yuzuki pushed Dazai unbearably.

The other party took advantage of the situation and slipped to the ground with a weak face, and said, "It's not fair, why are you so nice to Wu Jun?"

"Because he's my brother, go away, I'm going to cook."

"I can actually be your brother..."

"Never!"

Gojo Satoru seemed to have finally come to his senses, let go of the hand that was tightly pressed against his left cheek, walked up to Youyue again, and bent his knees.

Youyue was at a loss: "What's wrong?"

He nodded his right cheek, and said confidently: "This side also wants it!"

Before she could respond, Nitrozi Zhengyi's iron fist hit Wujo Gojo's handsome face with a "bang".

After finishing the punch viciously, she gritted her teeth and loosened her phalanx: "Do you want another blow from the left?"

Wujo Wu got up, quickly slid down the smooth floor to Yuyue's side, covered his face pitifully and said: "Xiaoyou, she hit me, my face hurts..."

Youyue: "..."

Is it a vision?How do you feel that it overlaps with the way Dazai accused Chuya in the hospital a few days ago?The same weakness and accusation, even the words are so similar...

The housekeeper with a sense of justice broke out and dragged away the two disturbing adults, helped her and Fu Heihui close the sliding door of the kitchen, and reprimanded them for being shameless through the glass door, Youyue was finally able to concentrate on cooking.

Maybe it was because they were taught a lesson by Nitrate, or it seemed that they had reached some agreement in private, the two troubled children were quite honest during the meal and did not make any strange movements.

As Youyue thought, the two of them shared the same interests, quickly hooked their shoulders, called each other intimately, and chatted happily (and plastically).

Even when Yuzuki was looking for house rental information, Gojo Satoru waved his hand and said it was all right, he had a lot of houses in Tokyo, so he packed up a set and lent it to Dazai.

Immediately, I called the assistant who helped take care of the house, and told her to arrange for someone to pack up a clean and tidy residence as soon as possible, and let Dazai move in with his bags within three days.

"It's the first time I've seen him be so efficient and enthusiastic..." Jia Ruozi murmured, "It turns out that scumbags are also attracted to each other?"

Although she couldn't hear her, Xia Youjie, who had already read his best friend's mind, responded with a sneer, "He wants Dazai to leave quickly."

Dazai glanced at the direction he was standing with a half-smile.

That night, Youyue slept soundly wrapped in the familiar quilt.However, before nine o'clock, the door slammed, and she pulled on her slippers to open the door, and Gojo Satoru dragged her to the large bathroom in the master bedroom.

The bathtub was nearly two meters wide, and it was filled with cold water at this time. Dazai was lying on the outside of the bathtub, playing with the tab of the unopened can of crab meat with his fingers.

Gojo Satoru pointed to the bathtub: "This is a river."

Youyue: "This is a bathtub."

"Just treat it like a river!"

Youyue was at a loss: "Um... oh..."

Gojo Satoru gave an inscrutable laugh, and threw Kikufuku, which was packed in a plastic box, into the bathtub, and there was a splash of water, and Dazai followed suit by throwing the canned crab meat into it.

"Now——" Gojo Satoru opened his arms and said loudly with a serious gesture of announcing the result of a large-scale competition, "Gojo Yuzuki, it's time for you to make a choice. Kikufu and the canned crab meat fell into the water at the same time. Which one do you save first?"

Youyue was stunned: "..."

"Uh..." She blinked her eyes and said in disbelief, "You, at this point, woke me up... just for this?"

Gojo Satoru: "Isn't this very important!"

Dazai: "Yes, yes, it's super important! A small choice but..."

He couldn't finish his sentence, because Youyue used extremely restrained [色] against the pool, and the water splashed everywhere in an instant, and no one was spared on the surrounding walls, and Dazai was splashed with water firmly.

Youyue yawned and walked slowly to her room.

Dazai was shaking physically while grabbing a bath towel to wipe his hair. Seeing that Gojo Gojo was also not wet, he was slightly dissatisfied and asked, "Why is Wujou dry?"

"Because there is no lower limit, I can do it too." Wujo Wu put his hands in his pockets, "By the way, Xiaoyou was also taught by me."

Dazai smiled slightly: "Wu Jun, that's amazing."

Gojo Satoru returned with an encouraging expression: "Zhisang, although you are the only one among the three present who can't learn unlimited, don't give up on yourself."

Youyue, who just walked two meters away and heard everything: "..."

She couldn't see through the plastic friendship between the two of them, as well as the real hostility under the fake smile that wanted to punch each other, and she only thought a little uneasy: What should Hui do?

Youyue decided to remind him tactfully in private, and immediately asked him to go to the balcony for a heart-to-heart talk that afternoon.

"That's right, Megumi..." She considered her words, "Dazai is quite annoying, and he doesn't have a lower limit... Do you understand me?"

Fu Heihui was at a loss: "Huh?"

The magazine he was holding accidentally dropped to the ground, and after bending down to pick it up, Youyue patted him on the shoulder meaningfully with encouraging eyes, and said, "It's good that you understand the seriousness. "

Fu Heihui was confused: "What do you understand?"

Youyue didn't explain any more, imitating Gojo Wu's inscrutable smile, and raised her eyebrows at him.

Fu Heihui: "..."

One more thing, confessed to Gojo Satoru that he raised a special magic spirit.

Conjurers are exceptionally sensitive to the power of spells and curses, and six-eyed holders are even more accurate in this regard. Even though they cover up, they will inevitably reveal clues.

Youyue originally designed a script full of emotions, first released Tuo Gen, said that she wanted to raise this thing, Gojo Satoru would definitely kill him and disagree, and then confessed...

As a result, he only heard the first half of the sentence "I have raised a special curse spirit." He nodded nonchalantly and said, "That's right, let's raise it."

Just as Youyue's script started, it suddenly stopped.

"I've discovered that kind of thing a long time ago, idiot Xiaoyou." Gojo Gojo casually flipped through the new product brochure sent by the brand, "I'm actually more curious about what the spirit behind you looks like."

"This..." Youyue looked at Xia Youjie with consulting eyes.

Dazai, who was eating fruit with a fork, also shot him a quick glance.

Gojo Satoru was very keen, without raising his head, he said, "I wanted to ask at dinner yesterday, can Zhijun see it too?"

Dazai chooses to pretend he didn't hear, to play dumb.

And Xia Youjie smiled casually: "Tell him, it's okay."

"Ah, okay." Yuzuki sat upright and said to Gojo Satoru, "You may be a little surprised by the answer to this question."

Gojo Satoru was noncommittal: "Huh? Tell me."

"The spirit behind me is Xia Youjie, the Jie you know. He is from another world. He is 27 years old. He is a working super magician and has not defected."

His flipping fingers stopped for half a second, and the corners of his raised mouth relaxed.

"Don't be joking." Wujo Wu said nonchalantly, "Did Nitrogen tell you about him? Although that guy is very evil, he is not dead yet..."

"Curse spells." Youyue interrupted, "My Jie can do it too."

In order to verify what she said, Xia Youjie released Tuo Gen.After it was captured, it tried to escape many times and was beaten half to death by Miyazaki.

In Wujo Wu's eyes, the familiar mantra flow suddenly surged in the air, and then the dying super mantra appeared out of thin air.

He took off his sunglasses in astonishment, and after Tuo Gen appeared, the remnants of Xia You's mantra disappeared completely.

"Now you should believe it." Youyue whispered.

Gojo Satoru fell into a brief silence.

At this moment, Dazai added fuel to the fire with a precise tone of yin and yang: "He is a handsome guy with small eyes with weird bangs, no way, no way, Wu-jun can't see him?"

He acted like a villain whose revenge had been avenged, and imitated Wu Tiao Wu's tone and said, "Wu Jun, although you are the only one here who can't see Mr. Xia You, don't give up on yourself."

"Dazai." Youyue glared at him disapprovingly.

Dazai made a gesture of zipping his mouth.

Gojo Satoru murmured, "How is that possible?"

Youyue is organizing words to comfort him.

"Then as the ghost behind the scenes, wouldn't he be able to peek at you taking a shower?! This is too enviable..." Wujo Wuyi said angrily, "Anyway, I know this guy well, you are definitely the type that Jie likes, and he Hyper perverted—”

Xia Youjie was shocked: "Who is the pervert!"

Gojo Satoru said mysteriously: "Let me tell you secretly, Jie is such a strange XP guy, what cat-eared girl do I like to watch the most..."

Xia Youjie was expressionless: "I didn't tell anyone about you secretly using the nitro mask and wearing short skirts in the dormitory."

Youyue looked at Gojo Satoru in shock: "Are you still wearing short skirts in the dormitory?"

"Ah?" Gojo Satoru fell into a short memory, and gritted his teeth in the air, "Xia Youjie, you really have no credibility! You squint your eyes hatefully."

Xia Youjie sneered.

"I really want to beat him up." Wujo Satoru said, "He must be grinning like a face now, and then he doesn't speak, tsk, his fist is itchy."

"That..." Youyue shook her phone and said in a daze, "It seems that the opportunity for offline Mortal Kombat has come."

Gojo Satoru: "What?"

"wait a moment."

She pressed the call button.

"Hey, Teacher Saitama, I saw the message you sent, is it true?"

"Ah? Hmm." Saitama's voice was calm, "I met the leader of the cult you mentioned. He seemed to be mentally disturbed, and he spoke into the air. I wanted to avoid suspicion, so I just walked over. Then he suddenly asked me if I could see the curse spirit."

Qiyu didn't know that the reason why he was suddenly accosted was that when he walked quickly, a curse spirit was rubbed by his swinging fist, and fell to the ground into a box on the spot.

"He stared at me for a long time, his eyes were really scary, and suddenly he called me 'monkey'." Saitama's voice was a little distressed, "Then I wanted to calm down, but he didn't want to let me go, as if he really wanted to be with me. The look of being superior."

But Qiyu's principle is to only take action against the evil forces that actively do evil. He asked Xia Youjie if he was as persistent as Youyue described, killing ordinary people without superpowers, and even his own relatives.

The other party was very disdainful and admitted it frankly.

"Although I didn't expect that such a normal-looking guy would actually be twisted like this, but he admitted his crime, and I will never condone it."

"And you also said that he is very strong, so I told him that I will use my full strength for this blow."

Qiyu sighed at this point, and then continued: "But it can be solved with one punch."