Miss Gojo can't figure it out

Seeing her fingertips slowly congeal purple dazzling balls, with a serious face, Sakata Gintoki realized that she was not joking, so he twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "It's ok, I believe it."

If "Cang" is really released, the house of all things needs to be rebuilt again.

"Then what is your relationship with Gojo Satoru?"

"Lover."

"I'm asking about blood relationship!"

"There is no blood relationship, it just so happens that we both have six eyes... Can it be said to be 'another me in the world'?"

Sakata Gintoki breathed a sigh of relief: "At least it's not an orthopedic department."

"Don't Ah Yin want me to fall in love with them?"

"Of course I don't want to!" Sakata Yinshi said decisively, and then fell into hesitation, "I don't mean to interfere with your making friends... How should I put it?... I always feel that I am so cute and a little cabbage will be bullied by a stinky man , Subtly upset. If you must find a lover, why not find me, Ah Yin..."

He was also taken aback by what he blurted out, and looked at Youyue's reaction with a guilty conscience. Fortunately, she didn't notice it at all, and concentrated on manipulating "Cang" to roll around on the floor.

Yin Shi: "...?"

Although the person involved didn't pay attention, a woman's shrill cry came from the beam: "No—!"

The purple-haired female ninja jumped onto the wooden floor with a "boom" and landed firmly. She raised her eyes and pointed at Youyue with one finger: "Damn woman, don't even try to take Ah Yin away from me!"

Youyue was at a loss: "Ayin, who is she? Is it your girlfriend?"

Gintoki said blankly, "It's just a stalker for no apparent reason."

Only then did Youyue remember seeing her in "Gintama", and felt a little fresh, so she let out a soft "hey".

Sarutobi Iris has been on standby for a long time. Since Yinshi and Yuzuki reunited in the tavern, she has been hanging on the beam of the house, and the more she looks at it, the more she feels something is wrong.

At the beginning, it was a touching reunion session. After the hug, Gintoki patiently wiped away the tears of the super beautiful girl who appeared out of nowhere, and asked her how she has been in the past few years.

Deng Shi also sighed and said: "You are finally back, Ah Yin, that bastard was..."

Then he changed his mouth under Yinshi's gaze.

"...It's so beautiful, Xiaoyou." Deng Shi admired, "Where have you been, and are you happy there?"

"Xiaoyou" explained that he was exiled to a different world for some reason, and he had never found an opportunity to go home before, but only recently found out.Dengshi said that it would be good if he could come back, but the old woman thought that she would never see you again in this life.All in all, the scene was harmonious and harmonious, very warm.

It wasn't until the two of them got together alone that the atmosphere gradually became subtle, and there was an indescribable feeling that a woman's intuition would never go wrong—A Yin, A Yin would actually show such a conniving attitude to others!There is a big gap between the state of the simple old father when taking care of Kagura!

Little Ape felt that an unprecedented crisis had emerged.

"Let me tell you, little sister." Sarutobi Ayame put her hands on her hips bravado, "Although you are a super beautiful girl, Ah Yin will definitely like a more mature big sister like me! ... But, damn it, what is it that shines?" Beautiful!"

Youyue turned her head to look at Yinshi, and asked in a low voice, "Is that so? Would Ah Yin not like me?"

He retorted loudly: "How is that possible!!... It's been said that she is a psychotic stalker."

Then Yinshi grabbed the back collar of Sarutobi Iris and opened the window, the sudden influx of cold wind made his hands tremble, but he still mercilessly threw the little monkey out of the window, and then buckled the window lock with his backhand.

He lay back under the quilt again, closed his eyes and said, "Sleep."

"But I still want to chat with you, shouldn't I chat at night?"

"Are you a child?"

"um, yes."

"You are eighteen!"

"Has Ah Yin paid this month's rent?"

"almost."

"Just tell the author 'I'm writing, I'm writing', and then actually only progress to creating a new word document?"

"Damn it, children shouldn't talk so much."

"I'm eighteen."

"?!"

"It's almost two o'clock in the morning, where did you get so much energy?" Yinshi sighed, "I have to find something for you to do tomorrow, so that you don't disturb me to sleep again, I haven't commissioned yet...or go to the new Let the dojos of the eight families help, that’s the deal, don’t refuse.”

Gintoki set Yuzuki's itinerary for the next day so self-contained, but slept until after lunch and didn't intend to wake up. Take another nap.

There is also no 4G in this world. The flip phone bought in 2007 in the original world can be used, but its functions are very limited.

Yuzuki felt a little bored, left a note for Gintoki, said goodbye to Kagura and promised that she would bring back snacks, and then went to the Shimura family’s dojo by herself—after all, she had watched dozens of episodes of "Gintama", and the basic plot Familiar with settings.

In some magical worlds of low martial arts, there is no supernatural power, but you can use a wooden knife to drag a helicopter. The calculation of combat power is very confusing.But there is no doubt that, including all of them, no one can beat Gojo Yuzuki better.

Even though she used the "book" to rewrite cause and effect, she should try her best to exercise restraint when using the code name "Gintama". It's not because she is afraid of being kicked out of the group chat by the world order again, but because she is simply worried that she will accidentally destroy the world.

Not long after, when Yin Shi was staring in a daze and was about to wake up, he turned his head and found that there was no one around him, and he was so frightened that he sobered up instantly. Fortunately, when he got up, he saw the note under the water bottle beside the bed.

Youyue's handwriting has not improved in the past six years, as if it has been chewed by a dog, but it has effectively soothed his anxiety.

"...I'm scared to death." Yin Shi sighed.

Then decided to go and see.

In his memory, the part where Xu suddenly appeared and Youyue angrily used "No Void Form" in order to protect him was erased by the will of the world.She disappeared suddenly, and searched all over Edo and even the whole of Japan without a trace.

Except for some evidence of the existence of "Gojo Yuzuki" left in Kabukicho, there is no such person anywhere, she seems to have never appeared, no one knows where she came from, and why she disappeared like a wind, just like that.

When Gintoki arrived at the dojo, he only saw Shimura Shinpachi and Sanliang apprentices at the training ground.

"Yo, Xinbaji." He asked, "Has my little girl been here?"

Shimura Shinpachi smiled and explained: "Gin-san, good afternoon. Miss Gojo is in my sister's room, and Miss Kubei is also here..."

Yinshi said nervously, "Wait, it's not just the three of them, is it?"

"Hmm. Any questions?"

"You put Xiaoyou and the two of them together?!" Yinshi yelled frantically, and ran towards the back door with ease, "Xinpachi, something big is going to happen!"

"Hey?!"

Seeing that Yinshi's nervousness did not seem to be fake, Shimura Shinpachi whispered to the students that he would come back immediately, and ran along with him, quickly catching up with Yinshi's pace.

"Are you worried that my sister and Miss Jiubei will bully her? No..."

"What are you thinking, who can bully my little pomelo! She has been bullying others since she was a child!" Yin Shi recalled while running, "You don't know how clever she is, when she was in her early ten years, she could beat up a group of adult It's a man, even that guy Takasugi... Anyway, no one can please her."

Shinsuke Takasugi once visited him in Edo, met him by chance on the street, and greeted him in an unfriendly way. He drew his knife out of its sheath and pointed it at the lower edge of his ribs—if Gintoki hadn’t reacted quickly enough, he would have already stabbed him. to wear.But it is also their normal state, and the two will fight when they meet.

After Gintoki managed to dodge, Gao Shan sneered at his reaction speed: "If you were still on the battlefield, you would have died a hundred times."

But something unexpected happened. Following the sudden, blinding light burst, the sound of walls collapsing one after another and things falling heavily, the air was filled with the smell of dust.

Yinshi coughed twice, but the retina still felt tingling.When he looked closely, Gao Shan had already collapsed in the ruins of a house not far away, coughing and holding a long knife to get up, it was rare to be in such a mess.

The culprit, Youyue, instead wagged her tail and begged for praise: "Ayin, am I good? Do you want to finish him now?"

"Don't, don't do this!"

It was also at this time that Yinshi suddenly realized that what Youyue told him about terrorists when they first met did not seem to be a joke—she could really deprive others of their lives at will, even though she never showed it under his teaching and restraint. Show off your amazing abilities.

"Don't think about fighting every day... Also, he is my acquaintance."

Yinshi had a headache and was thinking about how to teach her, he held her hand weakly, walked to the injured Takasugi Shinsuke, and said, "You can call him Uncle Aishugi, and say sorry to uncle."

Youyue knew she had done something wrong, so she said obediently: "I'm sorry, Uncle Aishan, but you shouldn't bully Ah Yin. I apologize, but I don't think I'm at fault."

"Hey, hello." Yin Shi lightly tapped her head, "You rebellious period, you can just think about the second half of the sentence."

Shinsuke Takasugi ignored Yinshi's outstretched hand, stood up staggeringly, and said in a mocking voice, "I never thought before that one day you would be so successful that you would have to rely on the little girl to vent your anger... She is a god people?"

Youyue said in surprise, "So it's Uncle DIO!"

"...Don't act like this, there is no JOJO here!"

"I'm so disappointed, I thought Uncle Aoshan would say 'How dare you hit me Aoshan-sama'..."

"How long do you want to play voice actor meme!"

Yinshi turned his head to look at Takasugi, and explained: "It's not a celestial being, but a human from the earth. As for why there is such a strange power... I said I just found out, would you believe it?"

***

Shimura Shinpachi swallowed nervously, not only worried about his sister's life safety: "...No, didn't you think that Miss Wutiao is so secretive?"

"Ah, so I told you to be careful."

The two finally arrived at the door of A Miao's room. The corridor was very quiet, and there was no sound of conversation in the room.

After taking a deep breath, Gintoki put on a serious look, and signaled Shinpachi to knock on the door with his eyes.

After pushing open the door, the scenes of bloody violence and women fighting each other that Shinpachi had envisioned did not appear—instead, they were even more terrifying. Miu Shimura, who didn't even bother to dress up for the drinks, put on full makeup on a rare occasion.The foundation is pale, and it is particularly obvious against the two blushes.

She was leaning on Youyue's shoulder charmingly, turning a blind eye to her younger brother and Yinshi who barged in, and only focused on looking at Youyue's face: "Little You can really joke...tonight we will go to the shop where I work together Do you drink here? My treat?"

"Huh? Wu and Jie don't let me drink..." Youyue hesitated, but after thinking about it, she changed her words, "But they can't control me now, and I'm an adult. Well, go. The nine soldiers at night Will Wei come too?"

Kubei lowered his head, twisted the fabric of his outer pants shyly, and replied in a low voice: "Well... I, I will come."

Shimura Shinpachi looked numb: "...Excuse me, what's going on?"

Yinshi said in the same solemn tone: "The worst has happened, Hachi."

"...It's been like this since I was a child. No woman can resist her unique charm."

Shinpachi murmured, "No wonder you're so nervous..."

"A Yin!"

Youyue got up, ran over and hugged Yinshi's arm, and smiled at him: "Will you come to pick me up? Can I go out to play with A Miao Jiubei at night?"

Yinshi sneered: "No, I heard it just now, you want to drink, right? It's absolutely impossible to agree to—"

"Natural volume, what's your attitude?" Shimura Miao loosened his fingers, "Be polite and respectful to Xiaoyou, or I will kill you."

Jiubingwei put his hand on the handle of the knife at his waist expressionlessly, and moved his knuckles lightly, and the icy light flashed on the top of the scabbard for a moment.

"Whispering!" Yin Shi retorted, "I want you to talk too much when I educate my little girl?"

"Xiaoyou is already an adult! A bad adult will overly interfere with a child's life!"

"I think you must be plotting something wrong?"

"You're absolutely stealing your own hands, bad guy!"

Youyue: "Ayin..."

"You are not allowed to go." Yin Shi said coldly, "Drinking? Absolutely impossible."

The off-site commentator Shinpachi praised: "As expected of Ah Yin, he easily did what his sister and Kubei couldn't do! Just rejected Miss Gojo so ruthlessly!"

Yinshi continued: "The little girl will give me home to drink strawberry milk, and then go to bed early. I am a principled person!"

Shinpachi also praised: "Good job!"

Youyue looked at him beggingly, blinked her eyes, and said softly: "Ayin is the best."

Yin Shi: "..."

"Okay... okay." Yin Shi coughed and said seriously, "But I want to go with you."

Shinpachi: "... Where is your principle!!"