[Comprehensive] The Right Way to Survive in the 19th Century

I remember him, Oliver closed his eyes, took a short rest, there is no need to worry too much, in his dream, he heard a burst of extremely sweet flute, the sun, the grass, the morning dew with the breath of the morning, everything is It was so beautiful, he ran alone on the grass, everything was so quiet and peaceful, suddenly, the sky changed, lightning flashed and thunder thundered, monsters rose from the other side of the starry sky, and the people were devastated.No, something is wrong, something is missing, what is it?

Oliver suddenly opened his eyes and sat up, by the way, how could he disappear without Thurbant.Once he opened his eyes, he realized that it was already late at night, two hours had passed unknowingly, there must be something wrong with it, his memory was missing, and he would not suddenly fall into a deep sleep no matter what.

Surbante's voice echoed in his ears again, with a trace of gloom, he was calculated to be unexpected, "I found out that there is a little thing, he is really brave, very big, he dared to treat you Dream hands and feet, if he was a succubus, I would have been swallowed by me long ago, should I be happy, he still has some respect for me, but he just hypnotized you and did not exert any other influence on your dreams."

His gaze was burning like a raging flame, reflecting the entire room. Fortunately, this is an independent closed area, otherwise, it would have become a sensation at this moment.Suddenly, he saw it, and a sinister voice sounded from all directions, "Oliver, I found it, that little bug, should we treat him like this, dip it in cream and swallow it straight away, or break him down into pieces?" Several pieces, roasted slowly on the fire, watching a part of his body being burned by the flame little by little, and finally swept his blood, full of surging vitality, Oliver, you will definitely like it. Fresh and wonderful taste of venison .”

In the next second, a half-man, half-goat monster fell in front of him. Thanks to Brian's protection spell and Thurbant's reinforcement method, no one else noticed the movement here.A follower of Fernus, the god of nature and harvest, with the face and body of a handsome boy, and the legs, ears and tail of a deer—a very handsome Fern.However, seeing him, Oliver couldn't help but think of another animal in Greek mythology, the satyr god with a human shape but with goat pointed ears, legs and short horns, the satyr Satyr. It is quite related.

Oliver walked in front of him, pulled his fawn's short tail vigorously without hesitation, and plucked a large pile of white hair from it, but he didn't dare to move at all. "Oh, I know you, you like pranks, or creating nightmares, right, Fern, it's really a wrong choice for you to move on me, I hate you very much. I'm sorry, I am A person who pays attention to enjoyment hates people who tamper with my dreams the most. Tell me, do these people have psychological problems, and rely on spying on other people's hearts to survive? They are really the weakest creatures, right? "

As soon as the words fell, he tore off a big fluffy fur on his body again, and his tail was about to be bald by Oliver. Surbante suddenly had a taste in his heart, why does he like those soft hairs? I want Don't... Just as he was thinking, Oliver gently stroked and stroked the fur of Fern's lower body, enjoying himself, "By the way, Sebant, I always feel like I'm going to sleep at night." Wouldn’t it be more comfortable to put some soft fur on it, I don’t think he can do anything even if all the skin is peeled off, it’s really useless, I just don’t know how delicious his meat is?”

Serpent discussed with him seriously, "Do you want his skin to be used as a cushion? It's too little. I can peel off half of it for you first, and then let his skin grow again, and, instead of regrowing The fur that grows out will be softer and softer, and soon enough to make a big enough mat, it doesn't matter if you want to use it to lay carpets."

Fern was already shaking badly, and even though he was trembling, he finished all his words, "Please, please don't eat me, or peel off my body, I can do many things, cleaning , cooking, and playing the flute. I know a lot of musical instruments. I came here to disturb Your Excellency Serpent, just, just want to survive. Yes... Medusa wants to eat me, I just want to Survive. Please..."

Seeing a big man, even a handsome big man, crying in front of him, Oliver really felt that his whole body was not good, and the whole person was uncomfortable, as if you were watching a person alive in front of you. After swallowing a hundred cockroaches, he restrained his trembling instinct and ordered unceremoniously: "Shut up!"

He stopped abruptly, as if he suddenly found the right way to live with him. Sometimes, it is really because we want to be too vicious to him, but only the tone of command can make him quickly , finish things quietly, they are exactly the same as house elves, but they have innate advantages in terms of housework, and they are completely harmless to their masters. Maybe sometime you can go to the wizard and get one. It is also very good for housework. A good choice, in this way, it is logical to throw all the things except cleaning up for Sebant to them.

Thinking about it this way, the future life is pretty good, but before he can think about it, an unexpected guest arrives, she smashes the window and lands on the floor with great precision, and still can keep her elegant and pretentious attitude, as soon as I saw it, I really wanted to punch this woman in the face, it was really itchy.

Oliver glanced at the glass behind her and it was broken. It's a pity that Brian has already gone back with his teacher. Next time, if he sees him again, he must cast the automatic repair spell on all the items. It will be delayed by one day, so I will give you a hard blow first, and then things will be automatically repaired.I also want you to know that the things here, Lao Tzu, are something you can move.However, during this time, he has been feeling as if he has forgotten something at home.

By the way, Oliver slapped his head, it was Cerberus, Xiao Kejiang and his Ortos just now, he still remembered that Ortos promised to trick his brother, and then Oliver sent them The brothers ran to the freshmen together, forget it, he didn't mean it, but he accidentally forgot to tell them that he was going to school early, and it would be very troublesome if the family suddenly lost two dogs.As for the body of Orthos, what, the wind is too strong to hear clearly.

Medusa posed there for a long time, but no one paid any attention to her. In the end, she could only speak bitterly. If the Victory Snake found out, he would definitely drag her and beat her. This completely incomprehensible Guy, beating people is all for the face, it's too disgusting, so I won't take pity on the beauty and cherish the beauty, do you think about the beauty of the beauty? He deserves to be single for thousands of years, so he will just wait like this for the rest of his life. .

She cursed herself in her heart for a while before she felt much better.Now I can talk calmly, this damn Fern actually ate the gift she gave Perseus, this is a treasure in the sea, how could it be defiled by a little follower of him , So, she bared her teeth and claws without hesitation and said: "Your Excellency Sebant, even if your ability is as high as the sky, you can't stop me from punishing him. This damned lowly slave actually stole my treasure. This is a serious crime." , the life I would take, forever."

As soon as she got angry, the snakes on her head became even more angry, entangled with each other, against her sinister appearance, she looked like an evil ghost climbing up from hell, Oliver closed his eyes subconsciously, without hesitation Said: "What conditions do you want to talk about? You close your eyes first. If you open your eyes, it will be over between us." Emma, ​​my mother, it's really not because she is too ugly, everyone doesn't want to see Is that why her eyes are all closed?I want to wash my eyes and wash them well. From this point of view, he is really demanding too much from Fern. Now, the messy hair on his head has become cute. Only when there is comparison will there be a sense of beauty. , thank God for giving him the hope of surviving.

Medusa became even more angry, "What are you, you dare to make terms with me, I want... I will kill you today, and leave none behind."

Even with his eyes closed, Oliver still hid accurately by Surbant's side, and kicked Fern out by the way. The culprit, he hasn't promised to protect him yet, and he actually hid in Surbant on his own initiative. Behind him, he is beautiful, so don't wishful thinking.

Surbante's figure stood in front of him like this, very reliable.He could hear Sebant's angry roar: "Medusa, you are not immortal yet, I can kill you, even if your sister Sisina, Yuriel, I can burn them to ashes, I I don't believe it, they can be reborn from the ashes, you know, even your father Poseidon can't control me, remember your position, Medusa."

She was extremely unwilling to give Oliver and Fern who were hiding behind him a look, and said bitterly: "Your Excellency, I don't believe, when did you start to associate with lowly Fern and humans? The human you chose, I think all he will do is hide behind you. I must teach Fern a lesson, if he hadn’t stolen the gift I gave Perseus, why would he suddenly get angry, He hasn't said a word to me for a whole month, even if I chase him to the ends of the earth, I must make him pay the price. I want to turn him into a delicacy and lie on my dining table."

Hearing this, Oliver couldn't help but say, "Are you really sure that Perseus is angry because Fern stole the gift you gave him, not for other reasons, if he is angry about this , he should hunt down Fern with you, it doesn't make sense, he has been fighting with you all the time?"

Medusa was taken aback by these words, and she suddenly thought of the introduction of Oliver by those people. He is a genius who knows a few of them well, and you can always hear ideas that make you enlightened when you chat with him.She immediately said courteously: "You are Mr. Oliver Bennet, I didn't think of it before, you can open your eyes at ease, unless I use magic power myself, my gaze can't kill anyone. Can you explain it to me, it's because I'm too busy this time, otherwise, I will come to you with Perseus."

O(╯□╰)o, girl, don't you think your attitude change is too blunt and a bit quick, but I like it.Suddenly there is a little sadness, when I started to become a mythical monster emotion expert, it must be Sethus, I really shouldn't believe him, he is a big mouth, a hermaphrodite monster, believe him There are still such things as morality, conscience, and keeping secrets. I am too naive.

In any case, emotional counseling must continue. Oliver sighed silently in his heart. This is a potential customer group. It is said that women and children make the best money. She is a big mobile treasury. For big customers, It doesn't matter if you sacrifice a little bit.

Oliver took a deep breath, opened his eyes suddenly, and carefully looked at the Medusa sitting in front of him. To be honest, in addition to the flying snake hair, there was also Shamat's hairstyle and abstract wings. She is really an out-and-out beauty.Otherwise, Poseidon would not be attracted by her beauty and raped her in Athena's temple. Athena turned Medusa into a terrible snake hair, but to be honest , Does she really not have any small thoughts in her heart, jealous of the other party's appearance, etc. Under his influence, this goddess has done a lot of things in order to compare her beauty.

However, he quickly realized and talked to Medusa very naturally, "Excuse me, Perseus, he is yours..."

"Husband, my lover." Medusa's eyes were full of love, without any trace of resentment. It seemed that they were really in love with each other. Could it be that this is the legend of falling in love and killing each other? He clearly remembered that it was Berxiu Si cut off Medusa's head. The world is changing too fast, and he has been completely messed up. However, history is written by the victors. After completing this matter, they may There will be a lot of time to communicate well, everything is possible, and there is no end to it.

Oliver tried hard not to show any strangeness on his face, and asked peacefully: "So, Ms. Medusa, do you think your husband thinks of your appearance in this way? In my opinion, in a paragraph In a relationship, the appearance of husband and wife is very important. Many people have some disputes because they are not very satisfied with their wives' appearance. After all, no matter who they are, they attach great importance to appearance. .”

A blush quickly rose on Medusa's face, and it continued to spread. She whispered, "Very satisfied. Perseus has always told me that I am the perfect goddess in his heart. I've always been very satisfied." Looking at her expression, Oliver was sure that this young lady must have misunderstood, but judging from this performance, he was indeed very satisfied with Medusa. How heavy is it? Could it be that what he loves is the tune of people and beasts?You really can’t be judged by appearances, this world is so wonderful, Oliver shook off the goosebumps silently, you have to respect other people’s choices, even if others like to hunt for novelty, they can’t say anything to you.

Oliver continued to ask, "Miss Medusa, I hope you can tell me more details, you must know that if I want to get reliable data, I must know more inside information, for example, how did you Get along, I sincerely want to solve the problem for you, so please keep an open and objective attitude."

"Hehe." Fern couldn't help but let out a small laugh, really didn't wink at all, Oliver gave him a hard look, turned around, and didn't look at him again, Medusa was very rude He punched him directly in the face, and didn't let go until he was swollen with a punch, and sat back gracefully in his seat.

She pursed her lips shyly and smiled, "I'm really sorry, you only know that Fern can't learn to look at other people's faces, and I don't have a good temper. There will always be violent moments. Actually , I still really want to get along with him in my heart. But, Mr. Bennet, you can understand, sometimes, the action is faster than the thought, and I didn't even react, so I just punched him up."

"Of course I don't mind. For some people, giving him some lessons in a timely manner is for his better survival in the future. I can understand it very well. Ms. Medusa, to be honest, seeing his face makes me I wanted to beat him up for a long time, but I didn't do it because of my own face. Thank you for fulfilling one of my dreams. Now, we can continue, Miss Medusa, there is no need to break it for some irrelevant people. Bad mood for us."

"Of course." Medusa nodded, inadvertently looking back for a moment, he saw endless beauty. Compared with Medusa, his sisters lacked another taste, a unique taste, and seemed too young.

He silently cleared his throat, glanced at Surbant, who seemed to be lying leisurely beside him, calmed down, and said silently, I like Surbant, and Surbant is the most handsome and best man in the world .Then, he continued without changing his face and heartbeat: "Then, Miss Medusa, you can carefully recall whether there was anything before your husband made such a sudden and abnormal behavior. Any small Everything is fine, we must see a problem, everything has signs and triggers before it happens, and if we find them, we can solve them perfectly to a greater extent."

She thought about it several times carefully, but she still didn't think of any problems. Everything seemed so beautiful and harmonious to her, as usual. "I don't think there is anything special. Before I went to visit my sisters, everything was fine. Perseus also gently asked me to come back early, but I accidentally stayed with them for a while Time, so, after I hastily prepared the birthday present for him, I stopped to catch my breath, and it was during this time that this damn bastard ate my present."

Oliver continued to ask calmly: "Then did you come out to chase him immediately? I asked more clearly. After knowing what you did, did your husband come out to stop you?"

Medusa didn't quite know why he asked this question, but she still answered as best she could, "Perseus blocked it, but this is a gift from me, if it's anything else, I wouldn't So angry, I will never allow such items to be involved, and I must teach him a precious lesson! Therefore, I must severely punish him." Medusa clapped quite imposingly table.

"That's the problem." Oliver said decisively, "Don't you feel any problem? Although, you love each other very much. It is also an undeniable fact that there are some differences of thought between you and your husband. Of course, these Things can be perfectly resolved through effective communication. However, haven't you noticed at all? From your husband's point of view, your insistence on chasing and killing Fern is not a manifestation of love for him, but for your own face .”

Oliver cleared his throat and continued, "If I'm not wrong, Ms. Medusa attaches great importance to the relationship with her sisters, and I understand very well. For a long time before, You have always lived together and have a deep affection for each other. So, even after you married Perseus, it is only natural that you often stayed with your sisters for a long time. But... ..."

Medusa seemed to understand a little bit, she stood up a little angrily, and shouted: "You are provoking the relationship between my husband and my relatives! Why are you!"

"Please listen to me!" Oliver stood up and shouted at her without showing any weakness, "For you, you value them all, there is nothing wrong with that, it's just that after marriage, the focus of life is on Your sister is totally wrong. Perseus will spend his whole life with you in the future. He doesn't want you to sever ties with his sister. He just wants you to focus more on him. Come on, let's talk about him, not about the things between you sisters! Think about it for me, when you communicate with each other, how many times have you only paid attention to him, not yourself? loves his words!"