Marriage of Phoenix Xuhuang

43. Women are annoying to death

【As a woman, I really don't like this dialogue...】

"Brother! Where have you been? If you don't come back in the middle of the night, it's already noon!!" Shito looked at Li Huang and roared, suddenly reminding Li Huang of Swallow...

"Stone, you calm down, calm down."

Shi Shi approached Li Huang: "Brother, you don't smell right...have you taken a bath?"

Li Huang couldn't help being a little embarrassed: "Oh, what are you smelling?" He flicked his sleeves.

"Brother, there is something wrong with you. Why is this smell so familiar? This is the smell of the master of Fengmen! Rose fragrance! That's it! Brother, you!" The look in his eyes was all wrong.

Shi Shi approached Li Huang: "What did you do last night..."

Li Huang was at a loss for words, with a look of embarrassment on his face.

"Master Huang, the Miscellaneous family has come to deliver a message to you under the Queen Mother's order." A eunuch's voice sounded.

"Eunuch Li?" It was the father-in-law who went to the palace to spread the word that day. If he guessed correctly, he should also be a celebrity beside the queen mother, and he must be well maintained: "What is your business here?"

When Eunuch Li saw how respectful this little master was towards him, he fell in love with him: "Master Huang, there are foreign envoys visiting at noon today, and I invite Master Huang to the banquet."

"A foreign country? But Nanyan Qibei? Is it inappropriate for me to go to this state banquet?"

"The foreign countries are nothing like these. They are all native lands. Naturally, they have the most expansive territory. The foreign countries refer to the country called 'Yinglangel'. You are going to the banquet in palace attire, so this old slave is good for business. Here, the miscellaneous family even brought you the clothes."

Li Huang took a rough look.The red is trimmed with gold, and it seems to have patterns, so it must be very beautiful.

"Thank you, father-in-law. I've made a note of it. I will definitely go." If the queen mother made such a big splash, if she said she couldn't go, wouldn't she be ashamed?Think about it or respect the old and love the young and go.

"The old slave will send someone to lead you forward later, so I will retreat first." He said and turned around.

Lihuang winked at Shitou, and Shitou immediately understood.

He took out a piece of silver: "Elder-in-law, you will accept any kindness from our young lady."

"Oh, the miscellaneous family is doing things for the masters, so there's no use for this..."

Li Huang showed a gentle smile: "You take it, there are still many things you need to take care of in the future, don't bother to make up your body."

"The miscellaneous family will thank Master Huang for your love, haha. Let's go."

Looking at the back of the group of people going away, Shi Shi admired: "Tsk tsk, brother, you still have face." Then he picked up the clothes that were sent.

Stone Eye blinked: "Such a beautiful dress! I have never seen it before! How did you do it!"

"The bottom material is made of the rare red Yunying brocade in the south of the Putuo River. The golden silk threads and peonies embroidered on it are all made of pure gold and are extremely precious. The auspicious cloud pattern on the cuffs and neckline is made by [-] embroiderers in one year. Yes, the ribbon on the waist is red silk, which is the same material as Feng Tianlan's red silk. The jade inlaid is amber white jade that is rare in a thousand years."

The person standing behind Lihuang was Luan An. For some reason, Lihuang saw that he looked at her uncomfortably for a moment, and coughed lightly.

"Ahem, Xiaoqing, you're here." How does this bastard know so much.

"Do you like this dress?" Mu An didn't mention the fact that he didn't return overnight at all.

"It's beautiful. It's just..." Lihuang always felt that something was missing.

"Why?" Mu An was puzzled, the clothes were already pretty, so what else was he not satisfied with?

Li Huang pinched her chin and thought for a while and said: "If this silk thread is silver, it will look better?" With a very serious tone, although it is not as rich and noble as gold, I don't know why I think silver looks better.

"Silver? Heh. What's so good about silver. Put it on and get ready to go." Then he turned and left, what was his tone?A little gloomy and a little sour... Lihuang was baffled by what he said.If you don't like it, don't like it, why attack people?Really like.

There was a bitterness in the corner of Yuan An's mouth, and he muttered to himself: "After all, you still remember what you like. Or is it just a coincidence? I hope so."

Will he forget the man from before?Oh yes, he doesn't remember anymore...

Shito dressed Lihuang up a bit, with hairpins and flowers, but Lihuang resolutely refused to wear them, because there was a nursery rhyme when he was young that boys wearing flowers were afraid of their wives.Shi Shi was completely angry at the uncooperative brother: "Brother, you are a woman now! Okay! How can you attend a state banquet without dressing up! Finally! Brother, you don't have the blessing of having a wife." Li Huang was stunned for a while, had no choice but to listen and cooperate, and wanted to say that in fact you didn't have to say it and said it so loudly.

"Brother, where did you come from to be so beautiful, and what you know, it's really indescribable." Shitou said by himself, his voice was very small.

Li Huang didn't answer, because he knew that his most sincere answer would not be accepted by people.

Actually, well, in the end Lihuang's image is basically the same as Concubine Yang except for her body shape.That is called a jeweled and magnificent.

"Brother!" Shitou looked at Lihuang and exclaimed in surprise: "This dress is just like it was made for you!" The gorgeous workmanship and this person's own luxurious temperament, perfect! (Perfect!)

"This! Isn't this women's clothing!" Li Huang's dress and appearance before were basically indiscriminate between male and female, but now with such a woman's dress, she looks like a beautiful woman!

"Little Miss!" Shitou immediately changed his mouth when he saw the maid who walked in, and used his internal force to transmit a voice to Lihuang: "You are the 'sister' of Master Gu now! Everyone regards you as the eldest lady, no Is it men's clothing for you to prepare women's clothing! Brother, can you afford anything other than your height!"

Li Huang didn't say a word, heard that his teeth were itching with anger, and looked at Shi Shi with a chuckle, and he didn't even hit a single place.What else can I do!wear it!You can't embarrass the Queen Mother!

shit, being a woman is trouble, and being a woman is even more trouble. (Shitou: Brother, stop screaming. If you come to my aunt, you will be in trouble.)

"Master Huang, the miscellaneous family is here to pick you up for the banquet!" A young eunuch walked in and said softly.

"Shitou, let's go. The little eunuch will lead the way."

"The Empress Dowager ordered the chariot, and please sit down, Master Huang." Li Huang saw that it was so good to not have to walk, so she sat down.Sitting upright on the walking chariot very cooperatively.

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"Greetings to the Empress Dowager, the Empress Dowager is a thousand years old, a thousand years old, and a thousand years old. Greetings to the emperor, long live the emperor!" Li Huang walked into the hall with the support of the stone (it is said that it is why she looks more ladylike), and bowed gracefully.

"Huang'er is here, give me a seat." The Queen Mother was very happy when she saw Li Huang, completely treating others as air.Everyone's eyes were all attracted by Li Huang who walked in with his face hidden, and his demeanor was indescribable.

"Mother! This!" Xi Yang stood up sullenly, looking at Lihuang with a kind of incomprehension.

Xi Zhe also expressed surprise, but his expression was clearly still leisurely and contented, as if he was a bit more, are you proud?

Before Li Huang could figure out what was going on, he saw a person standing up, with graying hair and beard, who seemed to be a person of high morals and respect due to his age, and said, "The clothes this girl is wearing But isn’t it inappropriate!?”

The queen mother blinked her phoenix eyes: "Where is it out of etiquette? The Ai family looks very sweet."

"This is a costume that only queens can wear!"

As soon as the words came out, everyone was startled, even Lihuang and Shitou were taken aback, Queen? !No wonder it takes so much effort!Noble people need such noble clothes as a foil.

"Queen Mother, I'm afraid Huang'er has lost her manners."

"Etiquette doesn't matter. If Huang'er likes Aijia, I will give you this clothes. Is it possible that Master Shang wants to punish Aijia?" The tone of the last sentence raised the tone, which scared the high-sounding veteran back. , the queen mother is indeed majestic.

"The queen mother is serious. Huang'er just feels that she deserves it." Say you like it?Wouldn't the in-group woman sitting here now chop herself up and feed it to the dogs?Say you don't like it?I don't like you making hair and wearing it out!

Li Huang was confused.Fortunately, the Empress Dowager didn't discuss this matter too much: "Okay, regardless of this matter, let the foreigners see it as a joke. Zhe'er, let the emissary go to the palace."

"Preach my will, the emissary go to the palace!" He shouted at the top of his voice, "The emissary goes to the temple!"

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"Emperor of Daxi Kingdom, hello." Those people had yellow hair and blue eyes, and they were all tall. After all, foreigners had good genes, and their appearance could be considered upper-middle class.He looks a bit like a British person nowadays, but he speaks quite standard Chinese.Li Huang watched silently.

"Bold! Your Majesty can't even kneel and worship @!"

"There is no ritual of kneeling in our country," said the man.

"Oh, that's all. The envoy must be tired after traveling so far, please give me your seat." Xizhe smiled.

"Emperor of Daxi Kingdom, we have brought you a gift, here. This is it."

The man took out a musical instrument that looked like a violin, but Lihuang thought the workmanship looked pretty good.

Everyone was dumbfounded, what is this, can you see it?I drop it.

"Dare to ask the messenger what it is." Xi Zhe was curious about the baby's appearance, Li Huang looked fresh, and had never seen his third brother's expression.

"This thing is called a small yangqin. The melody is very beautiful. It's no less than the guqin in your land." Hehe, I know a lot. How can your foreign devil's stuff compare to my guqin's profound culture?

"Oh? Is the messenger a little too loud for saying that?" Xizhe narrowed his phoenix eyes and looked at him.

"It's not an exaggeration." The man shrugged his shoulders with a confident expression: "I wonder if there is anyone in your country who knows how to play an instrument like this?"

You foreign devil, Lihuang thought, you just brought it here and asked if anyone would!This is not intentional to embarrass Da Xiguo!Everyone whispered that they would not know it, and they had never seen it.Xizhe's fingers gripping the chair gradually became angular.

Several people from Inrangel giggled and communicated in their language: "Hey, look, they are like adonkey! (Hey, look, they are like a bunch of donkeys!)"

Of course, Li Huang understood.In order to enter Hollywood, his English is practiced every day besides reciting lines.Being insulted like this, they really thought they were vegetarians.

Li Huang jumped up against the table, and walked slowly in front of the envoy of Yinglanger. They were still intoxicated by Li Huang's beauty: "This woman is beautiful, Ihen'tseen such beautiful woman. (This woman is so beautiful, I haven't seen such a beautiful woman for a long time.)"

Li Huang smiled: "Gentlemen. Please respect, here is our country. If you want to go, please the words were heard (gentlemen. Please be respectful, this is our country. If you still want to go back, please speak more pleasantly.)"

Those people suddenly stood up and looked at Lihuang!This woman can speak the language of their country!Really incredible!

People from Daxi Kingdom were more shocked than them.Gu Nianhuang?The people in Wuying Villa actually know these things!Incredible!

"Do you understand what we say? (You can understand what we say?)" said the tall man.

"Yes." Li Huang nodded.Those few people all exclaimed in unison.Li Huang continued: "And I will use the kind of musical instrument. (And I will use that kind of instrument.)"

Their eyes are even more stunning.

Xi Yang looked at Li Huang, feeling more and more unable to guess him.

Xizhe looked at Lihuang with a smile that other people couldn't understand.

[He is amazing, has been imitating, and has never been surpassed. 】