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[Zi Ye, choose, if you want to kill me, this is your last chance. ] Yi’s eyes are very sad,

Why?Why, so sad?

I gripped the dagger hidden in the crack of the sofa for an unknown amount of time,

why?

Put the dagger here.

What do you mean, exactly?

I don't understand you, never did.

It's really funny, I obviously don't understand you, but how did I raise the tone with you at that time?This is amazing.

So, should I try to understand him now?

For example, he is rich in acting skills, hoping to tease the endurance of my young heart?

For example, he was suffering from a hidden disease, so I touched the dagger or something because the normal person was afraid that I would not be able to cope with the diseased him, so he hoped that I would use this method to defend myself?

Another example……

Uh... this medicine is so effective... I can't stand it...

I wanted to pull my hand out of the narrow slit, but someone was so sick that he forced my little hand into it.

"Kill me!" He roared above me, full of momentum, with complicated and difficult to understand eyes.

"With a dagger?" I decided to follow his wishes.

"..." He suddenly sneered, "Do you think you can strangle me to death?"

"..." If you cooperate, I can complete a murder case in a secret room. "Then..." I looked at him seriously, "You have to let me take out the dagger."

"..." His excited breathing stopped suddenly, and then I saw him let go of his hands almost in despair, still maintaining this cool posture of kneeling beside me.

There was a slight sneer on his lips, but his eyes were as soft as water, as bright and warm as the gold-rimmed waves floating on the lake in the sun.

It's like the eyes shown on TV to comfort the heroine's wounded heart when the heroine is forced back from the bad guys.It is very, very appealing, and very, very exciting.

Tsk tsk, actor! ! !

I swear, if this person applies for a star job, many people will be laid off or change careers!

Suppressing the discomfort in my body, I took out the dagger.

This beautiful dagger...well, except for the sharp blade, the hilt is plain black, and it's shaped like...a watermelon knife.

Could it be that his symptom is to fantasize about himself as a watermelon and ask me to cut it?

Well... I don't see any resemblance between a watermelon and a human, except that the water must be red.

His thinking is really not at the level of a human being. Of course, it is only this kind of brain that can propose marriage because Hong Yin and I look exactly the same, regardless of gender, although he does not seem to propose marriage because of this kind of thing. Yes, uh... not far from it anyway.

Looking at the Watermelon Knife and Yu Lingyi, I acted very experienced: "Dead horizontally, or vertically!"

"..." He showed an expression of obvious incomprehension.

"Horizontally, it stabs the heart, vertically, it grinds the neck. But I think it's better to grind the neck with a chainsaw, and something like a watermelon knife should be used to stab it in, turn it around twice, and then take it out."

"..." The hot sweat from his excitement just now seemed to cool down instantly, and he suddenly stared at the watermelon knife affectionately.

"Is the illness over?" I saw that he was almost calm, so I put down the watermelon knife.

"Ah?" He suddenly came back to his senses, and looked at me ignorantly, as if he didn't know anything about what happened just now.The confusion and puzzlement in his eyes couldn't be concealed, and he looked at me, with an obvious expression expecting my explanation.

"Yi, if you don't remember what happened just now, let me tell you, in fact, just now, you imagined yourself as a watermelon."

"……oo……"

"Don't rush to be surprised, because what is more surprising is that you hope that I can disintegrate you with a watermelon knife."

"..."

"Not only that, but you asked to use a chainsaw to shred the watermelon."

"..."

"I took your chainsaw and watermelon knife and successfully rescued you."

"What about the chainsaw?" After a few words of silence, he suddenly asked.

"..." I glanced at the knife on one side, then looked at him again, "In your dream."

"..." He picked up the watermelon knife and looked at the shining blade in thought.Obviously the kind to think about for a long time.I completely forgot that I was still under the shadow of his graceful figure, and I completely forgot what state I am in now.

I took a final deep breath, then raised my foot, kicked him away fiercely, and rushed into the bathroom in a panic.

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I have to say that something like cold water is very powerful. The water flowed through my skin, from head to bottom, and cared for my whole body meticulously. I felt that every cell in my body was awakened and active. Yes, clamoring for me to stand in front of Yu Lingyi...

Take the watermelon knife and chop him up!chop him up!chop him up! ! ! !

"That..." A weak voice came from outside, "No, it's all right."

"No, I'm just thinking whether to cut yours in half horizontally? Or vertically?"

"..." There was no answer outside, because someone came in.

"I just wanted to make sure..."

"I can't die now!"

"...No, I don't mean now, I mean just now, I want to..."

"Until just now, haven't you been sick all the time?"

"..." He suddenly opened his eyes wide, then immediately narrowed them, and finally smiled, "Well, I'm sorry, I scared you."

"It's okay." After turning off the water, I realized that I had neither a towel nor a change of clothes.So, I looked at him who hadn't left yet.

"You can wear mine." He undressed generously.He only has one white shirt, and the outermost one was hung by the door when he entered.

"And trousers." After taking the clothes, I found that due to my inappropriate figure, I looked very slumped in them, as if mocking my weak body, ah!How shameful it is for a man!

"..." He blinked Na Danfeng's eyes, "Actually, this is quite suitable for you."

"Alright, you put on the clothes and give me the pants."

"...you are really... not polite at all."

"Award."

"Okay, then exchange, you take off your clothes and I take off your pants."

"..." Does it seem a bit strange?But I didn't think much about it, and completed the task in two clicks.

What I saw when I looked up was... He flicked his pants and ran over.

"..." I seemed to know what was wrong, but it seemed too late.