bastard, get away

Wang Jingshen was woken up by the alarm. He grabbed the electronic alarm clock and saw that it was already 08:30.

"Son, get up quickly, I'm late for kindergarten!" Wang Jingshen slammed the door of Wang Gongqi's room loudly, and Wang Gongqi poked his head out from the entrance next door, "Dad, I brushed my teeth and washed my face by myself."

"Oh——" Wang Jingshen himself was moved by the fact that he taught his son to be so capable, and took a big mouthful of incense when he picked up his son, "You are so fucking awesome!"

Wang Gongqi didn't understand before, but "Bang" still understood, and immediately he was overjoyed, and took a sip of his old man's face.

"Huh? Dad, you..." Before he could finish his sentence, Wang Jingshen randomly stuffed a boiled egg into his mouth. After Wang Jingshen stuffed his son into himself, he took some food and put it in his son's arms. He hurried out the door and got into the car.

The buttocks were stuck to the car seat, and the busy morning finally stopped temporarily. Wang Jingshen swallowed a boiled egg in two mouthfuls, and then rummaged through other food in a plastic bag. Wang Yi handed a take-out box from the front seat, and said sincerely: " Mr. Shen said that you like to eat porridge from Ji Yunxiang Congee Shop, let me buy this for you in the morning."

Wang Jingshen couldn't understand it, "It's just you. Whatever you say, it's awkward to listen to. Son, come on, have porridge, you boy, slow down, your father, I usually abuse you or something, why are you so anxious, um, Yes, blow it."

"Dad, it's delicious."

"Well, what's not good for you, a snack foodie." Wang Jingshen poked his forehead.

Wang Gongqi looked at his father innocently, and said, "Father, you eat too."

"Well, you eat first."

After Wang Jingshen fed his son and himself one after another, he began to feel bored. He leaned on the seat and crossed his legs. Looking at Wang Yi in the front seat who was serious and unchanging, he couldn't help but say, "When did you arrive, Mr. Shen?" From the airport?"

Wang Yi said, "Six forty-five."

"Oh." Wang Jingshen looked casually, looking at the rapidly receding scenery outside the window.

Wang Yi said: "According to the itinerary, Mr. Shen was supposed to fly to Italy yesterday, but because of you, he stayed in China for an extra day to celebrate your birthday."

"..."

At the entrance of the kindergarten, Wang Jingshen had already got out of the car, but couldn't help turning back, knocked on Wang Yi's car window, and said only one sentence, "Please speak human words."

Wang Yi: "???"

Wang Jingshen ignored the idiot whether he understood his ridicule or not, turned around and thought he was walking away in style, but actually he was absent-minded and distracted. When he reached the door of the classroom, the teacher greeted him several times before he suddenly came back to his senses.

"Ah, sorry, teacher, it's late today."

"It's okay, we're going out for an event."

"...??" Wang Jingshen didn't understand why the female teacher kept staring at her face.

The female teacher gave a dry laugh and led Wang Gongqi into the classroom.

When Wang Jingshen left the kindergarten, Wang Yi was still loyally waiting at the door. Wang Jingshen said, "Your boss is not here. You can go wherever you want. I will go to work by myself."

Wang Yi frowned, and said meticulously: "No, Mr. Shen told me to pick you up."

"Hey." Wang Jingshen smiled strangely, "I am a big man, except for his bastard... um... Could something happen?"

Wang Yi frowned, still disagreeing.But what does he agree with Wang Jingshen?Wang Jingshen ignored him, copied it into his pocket, made a phone call to go to the office, took two hours off, and walked leisurely to the station.

I arrived at the car repair shop before ten o'clock. When Zhang Bin saw him, he pointed at him and smiled. It wasn't until Wang Jingshen's expression changed from ferocious to kind that Zhang Bin realized that something was wrong and restrained himself.

Xiao Guo touched the back of his head and looked at their brother Shen awkwardly, "Brother Shen...wouldn't it be better for you to keep a low profile?"

"Huh?" Wang Jingshen touched his face, what do you mean?

Guo Sheng pointed to his left face, "This, here..."

Zhang Bin didn't know whether to live or die and came out to jump around, "Brother Shen, does sister-in-law Shen have any good sisters? You see that our brothers have been single for so many years, it's also pitiful. Brother Shen, you are kind enough to nourish our passionate daughter-in-law. Moisturize."

"...Fuck, what's the matter with the mess in the early morning?" Wang Jingshen entered the bathroom cursing, and the men in the workshop looked at each other, and finally they all stayed away from the bathroom with a tacit understanding.

Sure enough, five seconds later, there was a loud noise in the bathroom.

"Fuck you bastard, fag, fag, fag!"

Zhang Bin and his group were almost speechless when they heard it outside, and Xiao Guo said slowly: "My sister-in-law is a little more enthusiastic... But Brother Shen doesn't need to condolences to the organs that my sister-in-law doesn't have..."

Zhang Bin looked at Xiao Guo with a look that you don't understand, "This is obviously because Brother Shen is enjoying it, but he is not angry at all."

Everyone suddenly realized, "It turns out that brother Shen is shy... why is he so shy, everyone understands."

"Yes, yes, who doesn't want a good woman who can cook the kitchen and warm the bed?"

After looking at each other again, a group of rough and vigorous men smiled knowingly.

Wang Jingshen supported the sink, scratching his hair angrily. He said why his son and his teacher looked at him so strangely... Shen Zhuo killed a thousand knives, don't come back if you have the guts, or I will cut his penis!

Wang Jingshen thought that he had taken the bus all the way ignorantly and was surrounded by many people to the car repair shop. He was so depressed that he almost lost his temper.

So at five o'clock in the evening, the following conversation took place——

Shen Zhuo: I got off the plane. On the way to the hotel, take a good rest and don't forget to eat. When I come back, sign: Ah Zhuo.

Wang Jingshen: Shen Zhuo, your return date is your death date, dare to gnaw a symmetry on my face, see if I don't beat you to death! (╬￣dish￣)=○#Shen Zhuo:☆(>mouth<-)

Wang Jingshen: "..." He looked at Shen Zhuo's beating expression on the phone screen, trying to overlap it with the imposing Shen Zhuo, and finally couldn't hold back his laughter and rolled on the desk.

It took Wang Jingshen a while to calm down, lying on the office chair with his belly exposed and his legs crossed, laughing almost out of breath.

……

This is probably the most high-end killing method in the world.

Look, I'm killing you with jokes.

……

Wang Jingshen sighed, and couldn't help laughing again, Shen Zhuo, you fool.

On the first day of Shen Zhuo's business trip, Wang Jingshen worked overtime until nine o'clock with peace of mind, and it was already ten o'clock when he returned home. Facts have proved that the honest man Wang Yi took good care of his cub, and Wang Gongqi's child was already lying on the bed smelling delicious. I fell asleep with my mouth open.

Wang Jingshen casually masturbated in the bathroom, then fell on the bed, closed his eyes and fell asleep for a second.

On the second day of Shen Zhuo's business trip, Wang Jingshen patted the bed next to him before he opened his eyes and said in a daze, "Bastard, get out of bed quickly."

"..."

After 5 minutes, Wang Jingshen opened his eyes, washed his face and brushed his teeth expressionlessly, and finally woke up completely after stuffing breakfast indiscriminately. He anxiously stuffed his son and himself into Wang Yi's car. Life of luxury.

Arrive at the kindergarten at 08:30, arrive at the company at [-]:[-], and start a new day.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, I received a routine text message from the jet lag party——

Shen Zhuo: Baby, good morning.

"..." Wang Jingshen leaned on the desk and raised another gear to Shen Zhuo's castration fantasy.

Wang Jingshen: Damn, come back quickly, I condolences to your little dick!

Shen Zhuo: Yes.

Shen Zhuo: Little Shen Zhuo misses you very much. (^ω^)

Wang Jingshen: A. Subtlety B. Abnormality C. Seize the house D. Time travel... My brain capacity is only so small, don't challenge, which one are you? !

Shen Zhuo: I miss you, baby. (＋ω＋)

Wang Jingshen: "..."

In the first battle the next day, Wang Jingshen was completely defeated.

Criticism, if you don't accept it, come to fight!

At six o'clock in the evening, Wang Jingshen was so full of food and drink that he lay on the sofa with his legs crossed and picked his teeth like a gentleman.

Wang Jingshen: Wife, what? Is the meeting over?Are Italian men handsome?Wife, do you miss my big baby?You can't watch other wild men outside.

Shen Zhuo: Husband, I miss your baby so much. Every time you say no, it holds mine lewdly. It's hot and wet inside. It's so comfortable that I almost melt. I won't look at other men. , I'll just fuck you hard, baby. (≥ω≤)/Wang Jingshen: "..."

Grass mud Demal Gobi!

The best, a perverted super fighter!

On the third day of Shen Zhuo's business trip, Wang Jingshen came home from get off work, was bored and started to tease the honest man Wang Yi.

"Brother, where are you from? Are you a local? If not, why do you come to S City? Are you here to make a living? Or to see the world? Or just want to kidnap a daughter-in-law and go home?" Wang Jingshen asked with a smile on his face.

Wang Yi is a multi-faceted talent. He can be a bodyguard and housekeeper, and he is also involved in electromechanical. Right now, he is inspecting the security equipment of the apartment. Wang Yi was confused by Wang Jingshen's series of questions. Regarding the relationship between him and his employer, Wang Yi replied with a good temper: "I am not a local. I have been a soldier for two years. I have come into contact with electromechanical things when I was only in the army. My hometown is in Z City, and the local small town in Z City , I couldn’t find a good place for the troops. My parents asked me to come to S City for a while, so I came. It’s quite difficult to find a job now. I don’t have a good education. I wanted to apply for a security guard. He became Mr. Shen's special bodyguard because he was introduced by a fellow villager who was doing well in the city...Mr. Shen is quite a nice person." Wang Yi thought for a while and said seriously.

Wang Jingshen looked at him as if he was looking at some kind of endangered animal. This guy was so honest and weird, no wonder Shen Zhuo, a pervert, would reuse him.Wang Jingshen looked him up and down, his body was straight and tough, he should be good at being a soldier, his facial features are correct, and he can play with electronic equipment, Wang Jingshen said, "Can you cook?"

Although Wang Yi didn't understand why he asked such a question, he nodded and said, "Yes."

"..." Wang Yi didn't understand why Wang Jingshen looked at him with pity, and continued to check the system in doubt.

Wang Jingshen sighed, what a good seed this is, why Shen Zhuo is not attracted to him?

……

Although rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, you, Shen Zhuo, are not fucking rabbits!