General Gong is the mother

For practicing martial arts, the most enthusiastic person is Tangyuan.

That's right, the little glutinous rice balls that are only three years old.

Restricted by Tangyuan's father's poor tailoring skills, Tangyuan still wears a small leather skirt, with a bow tie on her head, or a headband with animal ears.After the bow tie was ripped off by the little orc for the nth time, the glutinous rice balls exploded!He rushed forward with three punches and two legs, but was thrown to the ground by the little orc. Tangyuan didn't cry or make trouble, practiced martial arts diligently, and went to fight every day.

Mr. Gong looks at the well-dressed "girlfriend" every day, and when he comes back from the house, he turns into a disheveled brat, cutting Tangyuan's hair short with black lines all over his face.

Tang Yuan's wide eyes were full of tears, as if she was about to cry or not.Mr. Gong sighed, the bow cannot be tied anymore, and he put on the animal ears.

Li looked at Beast Ear, and then at Mr. Gong, his eyes lit up.

Mr. Gong watched the glutinous rice balls happily go out to fight, and turned to face the big bad wolf: "Don't even think about it!"

The big bad wolf suddenly felt that the little sub-beast was being very unreasonable, so it suddenly pounced and threw the little sub-beast to the ground.

The wolf's paws would make a scratching sound when they walked on the wooden floor, and Mr. Gong's bedroom was always covered with animal skin carpets.Being thrown down this time, it didn't hurt, but... Hun Dan, where is mo?

The tail was grabbed and rubbed in various ways, and Mr. Gong's voice changed.

Li, who had already turned back into a human form, looked at the little sub-beast with pink skin underneath, and wished he could swallow it in one gulp.

After the sauce was brewed, Mr. Gong was obviously late when he arrived at Mr. Yuze's house today.

As a small sub-beast with a very insensitive sense of smell, Mr. Gong didn't understand how understanding Yuze looked at him.

As the little Asian beasts in the village became popular with bow ties and animal ears, Yuze's family also began to sell animal ears.

Mr. Gong's tailoring skills are the only ones in the whole village, or maybe the whole orc world... Bad.Mr. Gong's mathematics and painting skills are not weak, but the animal ear bows produced by others are much more beautiful and delicate than his.This kind of thing doesn't cost much, and it can be made from the leftovers of clothes. Suddenly, wolf ears in Xiaohe Village became popular.

The shed of Yuze's family is now the most popular handicraft shop in the whole village, with a wide variety of goods.The same is animal ears, Mr. Gong can draw a batch of patterns casually, and Yuze can quickly make all kinds of exquisite plush ears.

When Mr. Gong arrived, Yuze pressed a pair of off-white animal ears on his head: "It just matches the color of your house." This kind of light-colored and not bright color is difficult for other small Asian beasts. No matter what it feels like to wear it, Mr. Gong's area is the same as wearing a silver-gray formal suit, and it couldn't be more suitable.

As if he had been electrocuted, Mr. Gong quickly reached out and grabbed it.One more tail is bad enough, but one more pair of ears will ruin his old face!

Because of Tangyuan's obsession with ears and bows, Mr. Gong felt that his father's guidance was not good, and he blamed him for giving Tangyuan a wrong demonstration at the beginning, so that Tangyuan fell in love with bows and ears. .A little man must stand up, starting with wearing pants!Mr. Gong has no idea that his "daughter" is already able to overthrow a little orc of the same age.

The ears flashed, Mr. Gong started to learn how to make pants from Yuze today.

Actually, not many people in Xiaohe Village wear trousers.The original popular are small leather skirts.Orcs are almost all small leather skirts, with a piece of cloth around the waist, the kind that can't be dropped.Thin waist, revealing tight-tight abs, and beautiful mermaid line that fits into the small leather skirt. If Mr. Gong hadn't been gradually adapting to his identity as a sub-orc man, he would have torn Li's small leather skirt a hundred times. up.

Even in winter, the orcs change from mini skirts to sundresses, showing off their muscles all the time.

But it is enough to wear fur pants or something on a hot day.

Mr. Gong wiped his sweat with his hand, wishing he could strip it off and soak it in the water like a dumpling.

When Li returned home, he saw Mr. Gong moving a roll of bamboo curtains to the tree house, so he quickly took it and carried it up.The quality of Li's tree house is very good, even after a season of wind, frost, rain and snow, it is not broken.

Mr. Gong spent some time cleaning the platform, and it can be used directly after a little arrangement.Anyway, this tree house is actually a platform, with bamboo curtains hanging around it, it will be more ventilated and cooler than last year's animal skin, and if you light an insect repellent incense, you won't be afraid of mosquito bites.

Insect repellent incense is also made by Qianjiu.Originally, Ah Wu had an insect-repellent herbal medicine that was very effective. She used to order a handful of it every night before going to bed, but after the smell dissipated in the middle of the night, the effect was greatly reduced.The effect can be maintained if the doors and windows are closed, but in this way, it is too hot to sleep in summer.

Insect repelling incense is not difficult for Qian Jiu at all - the dried insect repellent herbs are ground into powder and mixed with sap with adhesive effect. At first, it was formed by hand, and after Kuo saw it, it was directly Made a stone model out.

After the insect repellent incense is lit, the burning speed is very slow, and one stick is enough for a whole night, and it also reduces the smoke and smell after directly burning herbs, which is very popular among the villagers.

After the production speed of the insect repelling incense increased, Qian Jiu specially made a batch, ran around the tribe center once, and sent it to the Dawu.It is not easy to bring summer food, but you can bring more soap and suet.

Kuo came back with a roll of paper.

Ah Wu and Qian Jiu were very excited when they saw it.Mr. Gong glanced at it. There were less than a hundred words on it, dark brown, and it didn't look like it was written with carbon strips.The lines are more concise, which looks a bit like oracle bone inscriptions.

This time, when Ah Wu and Qian Jiu were discussing, they pulled Mr. Gong on.

Looking at these words, Mr. Gong had no choice but to take the attitude of a first grader in elementary school and attend class seriously.Once you have learned it yourself, you have to teach others right away.

"Well, Xiao Gong has no problem learning, and he can teach others." Ah Wu spent an afternoon teaching Mr. Gong the writing and pronunciation of dozens of characters, and came to a conclusion.

Mr. Gong blinked his eyes twice, and finally understood that he had been treated as a guinea pig for an experiment.It was not his turn to teach writing and so on. When the literacy class officially started the next day, Ah Wu was the main lecturer and Qian Jiu was the teaching assistant.

The literacy class teaches two classes a day, and one class teaches five characters.Everyone in the village can come to the classroom to listen to lectures at any time, and can even research and create words.There are too few existing characters, new things appearing in Xiaohe Village one after another, the existing characters are not enough to meet the needs.

There is an extra row of offices in the village, including the village committee and teachers' offices.

Mr. Gong is sitting in the office, making various textbooks and brochures.According to Mr. Gong's needs, all the paper was processed into a suitable size by Li.

Now all textbooks are mainly based on four-frame comics, trying to make people understand them at a glance.

Xia Ping stood opposite Mr. Gong, coloring the pictures with a crude brush.Xia Ping learned how to configure dyeing agents in Daji, and now he has learned how to mix pigments by himself.This kind of colorful textbook is for little ones, and it takes a lot of energy to make.

Where Mr. Gong is sitting, you can see Qian Jiu's figure through the window.Qian Jiu sat in the corner, quietly recording something with his head down.This posture made his stomach protrude more obviously.

Qian Jiu's appearance is actually average.Mr. Gong remembered that when he first saw Qian Jiu, he thought he was the same age as Ah Wu.But after this period of recuperation, his complexion has returned to fairness, and he even looks a bit like a slender and thin graduate student... except for his stomach.

Ah Wu finished her class and went back to the office to rest.When the villagers had any questions they didn't understand, they took the textbooks and asked Qianjiu for advice.

It's strange that no matter how the orcs of the tribal warriors, they seem to be lowered in front of Qianjiu.

Ah Wu saw Mr. Gong staring at Qian Jiu without moving: "What does Xiao Gong think of Qian Jiu?"

President Gong looked up: "Very smart."

"anything else?"

Mr. Gong shook his head, not understanding: "What else can there be?"

After hearing this, Xia Ping looked up at Mr. Gong, then at Ah Wu, and continued to color the textbook without saying a word.Xiaogong said that Qianjiu is smart, and Ah Wu is also very kind to Qianjiu. It seems that Qianjiu is not so scary?

Ah Wu smiled: "It's fine." Ah Wu lowered her head and took a sip of tea to hide the inquiry in her eyes.In the past, he couldn't help but wonder what kind of environment this person lived in, but now more and more people regard him as a real little sub-beast, as his own son.

I still remember that the little beastman couldn't even support itself, and couldn't speak well, so it was able to adopt a little orc that had nothing to do with it.The little sub-beast is very clumsy, knows almost nothing, has no common sense, even now, it can't even make a decent dress.But such a clumsy little sub-beast did something that even Qian Jiu couldn't do.

For the same thing, Qianjiu is obviously better than Xiaoya Beast. Why do people have two completely opposite attitudes towards Qianjiu and Xiaoya Beast?Ah Wu couldn't figure it out.He took a sip of tea and suddenly chuckled twice, so he didn't need to think about it, did he?

Hearing Ah Wu's laughter, Mr. Gong and Xia Ping both looked up at Ah Wu to see that Ah Wu was fine, and didn't ask any further questions.

Regardless of whether they were orcs or sub-beasts, the cubs were not very big when they were born.Qian Jiu showed his stomach when he was sitting, but it wasn't too obvious when he stood up.There are comfortable wicker chairs in the office, hot water at a suitable temperature, and soft or crispy snacks.Qian Jiu squinted his eyes to feel the rich taste of the dim sum, which melted in his mouth, and couldn't help sighing: "It's so comfortable, I really want to stay for a while."

Ah Wu pushed the dim sum plate in Qianjiu's direction: "If you want to live, stay here."

Qian Jiu widened his eyes in surprise, and shook his head after a few seconds: "Forget it, a person like me..."

Mr. Gong didn't quite understand.Is this going to leave after giving birth?Although the cubs of orcs are stronger than human babies, they are also limited.In the wild environment, can it safely survive the rainy season and winter?

The author has something to say: Martial arts master glutinous rice ball hero

STEP[-]: Dumplings and Wontons came back for revenge when the little orcs of the same age tore their bows and ears.

STEP[-]: Practicing martial arts, the three brothers taught the little orc a lesson.

STEP[-]: Practice martial arts, single out the little orcs, regardless of the outcome.

STEP[-]: Practice martial arts, continue to single out the little orcs and win by a narrow margin.

STEP[-]: Practicing martial arts, chasing and intercepting the little orcs, one fight at a time.

STEP[-]: Practice martial arts, start fighting among themselves, and compete with Tuanzi for the ownership of the small ruler.

Today, I dragged Mr. Chestnut, a foodie, out for a laugh.

Li: Huchihuchi=￣ω￣=