Sword net 3: chicken flying and dog jumping

I have been a customer service and small worker for so many years, and the little keyboard expert who has been at the forefront of praise has never encountered anything worse than this. It is also drunk to receive the first complaint in my life for a concentric lock with white letters.

Since entering the 90s, because GWW is committed to adhering to the basic and unshakable policy of collecting money, it is common for game freezes, screen shakes, cross-map disconnections, and even players on the same map to lose sight of each other. The smog is still shocking, the farthest distance is not between life and death, but the enemy standing in front of you, you can't get dizzy and lock your feet because you can't see anyone!All these reasons are written in this book "A Thousand Reasons to Uninstall the Client as soon as it goes online every day". If you talk too much, you will cry.

Greetings to GWW Your mother's last name is something that people do in the world every day, so you can ignore it for the time being. What I want to talk about here is another effect that has caused countless people with fragile skin and handicapped hands to criticize-randomly popular anytime, anywhere .

After turning on the fucking function of city defense warfare, many field maps became popular immediately after passing by, and they didn’t even ask players if they were happy or not. As a peace-loving fighting chicken, the little keyboard expert said...very Happy to hear~

But today is a bit different, because he is going to Fenghua Valley Zhanluan Map Pingding Village to touch the corpse. However, given that some pvp players from the opposing factions would attack indiscriminately when they saw the red name, he was still very cautious after reaching the god line point.

As a land of gang wars that rose in the later stage, Fenghua Valley Zhanluan map definitely has its unique advantages. There are no daily activities, and the flow of people is not as large as that of Chang'an and Luoyang. Don't worry about a girl who dies after it becomes popular. Innocent passers-by will not be directly guarded in the main city for killing people like in Yangzhou and Chengdu.

There are always more than a dozen red and green names gathered at the divine movement point here, and you don’t even know why half of your health bars are empty after moving your feet to remove the invincible buff of divine movement on your body.

By the time the little keyboard master gets his own number, he usually has already completed the orders he received today, and the time at this time is already approaching two o'clock in the morning.There were no people left at the Zongshenxing point, so he ordered the carriage and sat directly to Pingding Village, where he started a long journey of touching corpses.

Pingding Village is a spot for spawning monsters. As a high-end studio, they haven’t received an order to upgrade monsters for a long time, but this does not prevent them from knowing the exact location of this spot. With a 12 battle-level outfit, Huang Ji with [-] blood makes his grand debut.

Sure enough, a Tang Sect is here, infinitely standing thousands of machines to become a poisonous brake, a brainless goddess scattered flowers, a little keyboard expert looked at the players in the Moray focus list, and found that the Tang Sect turned out to be a very famous head harvester in the Haoqi camp Unlimited thousand changes, wandering in Mawei Station all the year round, stealing a wave of heads at the resurrection point, waving his sleeves without taking away a cloud, and his sharp operation kept him in the top three of the reward list, and he never fell down.

There is no personal grievance between the little keyboard expert and the infinite thousand machine changes. Seeing that he is carrying a trumpet Xiuxiu, he walks around his range to avoid being approached by the other party.

Except that I didn't touch the concentric lock, other things went well.This thing looks good and takes time. Even a small keyboard expert can find several blue color bracelets, but there is not a white color concentric lock. An unknown fire rises for no reason. With the mentality of "I don't care who I love anymore", but with such a rebellious mentality, after silently memorizing the customer service rules, I still forcibly endured the idea of ​​​​joining the boss of Tiance for revenge.

How did the saying come from?Ah yes, it’s me if you don’t come over the mountain, and it’s the mountain if I go there.

The little keyboard expert never thought that he would meet Boss Tiance, who was on his behalf the day before yesterday, who was attacking Daming Palace on the map of Maple Valley Zhanluan. He watched the opponent approach an npc and then the corpse disappeared instantly. The keyboard expert Then I understood that the other party also came to touch the concentric lock.

If you come here by yourself, just touch one yourself, and even complain about it? !

The little keyboard expert simulated hundreds of times in his mind "Let Boss Tiance die unknowingly in his own hands, but gang kills show that he died in the hands of NPCs." In the end, he was defeated by his noble profession In terms of quality, he is going to go over and talk to Huswang, let him go offline to sleep, and he will mail the concentric lock to him tomorrow morning.

However, at this moment, the little keyboard expert saw Huswan thundered out of nowhere, and then rushed to the street...

hit the street...

street...

Up...

WTF!Tiance is a real man in three seconds, you don't need to hit me with thunder!Even if the human body is made of iron, there is no setting in which iron can conduct electricity!What on earth do you think can I interview you!

[Nearby] Hushiwang: [Infinite Thousand Machine Changes] Why did you kill me!

Unsurprisingly, as the flower of Gaoling in the high-cold sect, it is impossible for Infinite Thousand Machine Changes to answer Hushiwang when using the button wizard to hang up and spawn monsters. Haswang called several times and saw that Unlimited Thousand Machine Changes did not answer , also stopped, and then he got up on the spot, and then immediately rushed to the street...

hit the street...

street……

How dare you not go back to the camp and stay within the opponent's range with residual blood, waiting to give someone a head!Even if others don't want to kill you, a Gongzhanhao who is a mash-up of Dingguo Gonggong, there is nothing you can do! Nozuonodiewhyyoustilltry!

[Nearby] Hushiwang: [Infinite Thousand Machine Changes] Why did you kill me!I didn't mess with you again!

[Nearby] Hushiwang: [Infinite Thousand Machine Changes] Why did you kill me!I didn't mess with you again!

[Nearby] Hushiwang: [Infinite Thousand Machine Changes] Why did you kill me!I didn't mess with you again!

After swiping the screen and still not getting a response from the high-cold cannon infinite thousand machine changes, Tiance boss Haswang returned to the camp holding a glass heart of his own. Items with white letters that have no second use are so important, I really can't blame Boss Tiance's brain circuit for being abnormal, but he has no brain at all!

After the whole incident, the time was approaching 03:30. The little keyboard expert said that if he could not find a concentric lock within half an hour, then he would go offline and sleep, and he would go to the world to receive one tomorrow.Go fuck and complain, whoever likes to vote will vote!

Just when the little keyboard expert gave up on himself and was about to go offline and go to sleep, he saw that the real ♂ Tiance dog ran away again!up!back!Come!Then the flag was raised...

WTF!At this point, even if you pull the banner, there will be no one!wrong!The key is what the hell are you pulling the banner for!It was you who stepped into someone else's range, who the hell are you to blame!Can't you see that People's Unlimited Thousands of Machines are always on-hook? !

The little keyboard expert feels that he should think of a long title and then go to the post bar to be on call at any time...

Characters: Tiance Dog, High Leng Cannon

Location: Maple Valley·Zhanluan

The cause of the incident: The group of high-cold guns hanging up to spawn monsters has arrived at Tiance Dog

What happened: Tiance Dog, who died twice, said that the dog could bear this matter on his body, but he would never bear it on him

The climax of the incident: Tiance dog pulls the banner, and a bunch of bluffing boys come

Event ending: Unlimited Thousands of Machines were lying on the ground and guarded by corpses

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The little keyboard expert was moved by this Tiance's shameless spirit, and what moved him even more was that this Tiance could actually get twenty people to accompany him to hang up the phone at three o'clock in the morning. The heroic players who spawn monsters, and no one has discovered this fact, are still very proudly mocking this infinite thousand machine change who is guarded by the corpse in the near chat channel!

Help!The players in this server are all snake spirits!

If the matter ends here, there is actually nothing to watch. When the day breaks, the crowd disperses, and when the infinite thousand machines change, at most you will see a little miscellaneous hair kill him, and at most you will spend a thousand gold to offer a reward to the other party One shot, or add the opponent to the enemy list and kill it when you see it, everyone is happy, and the whole world celebrates!

But... Infinite Thousand Changes, he came back at this time!

Everyone who was about to disperse suddenly found that the infinite thousand machines lying dead on the ground had disappeared!Then the green-named players fell one by one!Then the green-named player got angry and everyone unanimously decided to go together!And then the Infinite Thousand Machine Transformation fell down again!And then one red name fell down, and thousands of red names rose up!

After Huswan used his local tyrant's spirit as a RMB player to show that the big flag is not something you can pull if you want, Unlimited Thousands of Machines showed everyone what a big flag is. Not only you can pull it, but I can also pull it. People are tit-for-tat, evenly matched, and for a while, no one can tell whether it is your superiority or my inhumanity.

The two gangs were pulled over by the big banner with a total of only about fifty people, but in such a small area as Pingding Village, even if the red and green names overlap, it is almost full.

The little keyboard expert stared blankly at his player list, a bit puzzled at four o'clock in the morning, why there was such a group of idle players starting a gang battle for a concentric lock, and no one asked, which caused the current situation. What is the reason for this gang war between the red and green names...

What makes the little keyboard expert feel that a certain nerve in his brain is broken is that the other gang also counts himself as one of Huswan's helpers. Although he said in the recent chat channel that he is just an innocent passerby, this This message was quickly brushed down by the wonderful words of scolding between the two sides.

On the guild channel where everything is quiet, the little keyboard expert used his actual actions to show that the Tricks to Death Contest is not a subjective and active event, most of the time it is quite passive...