Sword net 3: chicken flying and dog jumping

The little keyboard expert is a veteran figure who is ready to let the professional come to build a gang. Since the server was launched, the name of the gang on his head has not changed.Suddenly one day, the name of the guild on his head changed. Today it’s palapapapapa, tomorrow it may be a good life, and the list of gang wars will never end after the beginning. God knows that this service loves infighting so much. How many gangs of villains can open in a day.

The borrowed help battle this time is a one-hour fixed field map, similar to a tower defense.Players who have entered the picture will probably end with the phrase "Ma Huateng in the game world".That's right, the little keyboard expert who entered the map for the first time also thought that he had crossed over to Lu ah Lu. The red and blue maps are divided into upper, middle and lower lanes, destroying arrow towers, killing all minions, building cannon cars, and occupying mining areas in minutes. Let you feel the fun of masturbation in the game experience of Jiansan.It has to be said that the game design is really considered for the players.

However, now is not the time to make complaints. As a PVE-based guild, there is a good overall command, but it lacks a head harvester that can charge into battle, and the addition of a keyboard expert makes up for the slapstick. On the one hand, there are deficiencies.

【Team】Mai Shushu: Can the little keyboard expert be able to do it crookedly?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Yes, everything depends on the boss

[Team] Mai Shushu: Alright, here we go

Mai Shushu is the guild leader of Pa La Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Gang. With more than five records in the 80s and the first record of the Hero Daming Palace, he is proud of the PVE guild. He is also a god-like existence in this server.

The little keyboard expert got the gang crooked and entered their room. In the game, he manipulated his own hidden sword number to enter the gang territory, ready to be called at any time.

At the gate of the guild's territory, a group of masters who can name their names in PVE has gathered. Even if they are little experts in keyboard manipulation, they are not good at playing, and they have no clear distinction between rookies. Standing among such a group of people is quite stressful.And I can't even imagine what kind of gang with many brains wants to start a gang war with them.But then again, being so strong in PVE inevitably leads to weakness in PVP.

"Little expert, you can just kill the opponent's players for a while, and you don't have to worry about destroying the arrow tower and occupying the mining area." Mai Shushu said.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: understand

[Team] Little keyboard expert: May I ask, which gang are you fighting with?

【Guild】Your father just now: Faction sect to attract people

The little keyboard expert always felt that he had seen the name of this guild somewhere, because he felt that the name of this guild had been seen quite frequently recently, but suddenly he couldn't remember it for a while.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: a bit familiar

[Team] Gua Tai You Don’t Know Love: A PVP gang that has risen rapidly recently

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Haoqi?

[Team] Gua Tai You Don’t Know Love: The Wicked

"Okay, okay, let's go in, everyone in the regiment must be sure." Mai Shushu turned on the wheat, "A pair of team leaders with a face full of spring mud will lead the team to the road, and the second and third teams will stay with me in the middle. The fourth team, Plato, doesn’t understand love and only knows how to go down the road, and the fifth team is the mobile team. When you see the opponent’s guild players, you can join them at will, and just rush over when you need support.”

Obviously, Uncle Mai is not interested in participating in this kind of gang war for the first time, and he has already made all the arrangements as soon as he entered the picture.

[Team] Guatai, you don’t understand love: Should I cut the milk or directly poison the classics?

"Cut milk, you are with the little expert, pay attention to his blood volume, um, pay attention to your own, you are the milk, you must be the target of the fire, the later little expert may draw a lot of hatred from the opponent's gang, and wash out the Phoenix, Give him one."

[Team] Guatai, you don’t understand love: #谦我她装 only has [-] points

[Team] Your father just now: #I despise you, why didn't you say that you only have [-] points in the poison script?

[Team] Guatai, you don’t understand love: After the battle, you bastard!

[Team] Muddy face: Guatai, last time you competed with him, he threw his life on you when he was in a hurry. Bullying a mentally handicapped child is not in line with the purpose of the society to have love

[Guild] Your father just said: That!yes!hand!error!Don't keep talking about that black history, I also had glory days!

[Guild] Mud your face with spring mud: Is it the glory of the 70s?

[Guild] Gua Tai, you don’t understand love: #灯珠

The little keyboard expert looked at the chat records in the team, and suddenly felt that the image of the great PVE gang in his mind collapsed, and made him once again convinced that there is only a thin line between a genius and a lunatic, and according to the actual situation, it can be extended There is only one group between the great gods and the funny ones.

When the 2-minute preparation time was about to come, all of them sat on the ground and recovered their blood, returned to their blues, got their buffs, changed their outfits and got on their horses. When the door opened, everyone went straight to their task location and started a one-hour gang battle.

The guides from the faction didn't know if they hadn't played this map or their commanders had special fighting skills, they almost ran towards the middle in a swarm.The little keyboard expert looked at the surging red-named army in front of him, and felt a sense of nonsense of "fuck you fucking kidding me" for a moment.However, Maweiyi dared to steal the resurrection point, and [-] on the opposite side was not a big battle, not to mention that there was a nanny at the back at any time, and it only took an hour to work hard.

Just when the little keyboard expert was preparing a crane to enter the crowd, a mysterious battle song suddenly sounded from the gang, accompanied by the phrase "The river flows eastward, and the hidden sword of Hegui will not turn back", the keyboard operator The little expert missed his crane for the first time.

this!after all!yes!one!how!magic!of!gang!

[Team] Guatai, you don't understand love: smash a crane and get [-]!

[Team] Gutai, you don’t understand love: ah, don’t worry about the hidden sword in the team, this is the skill of pinching babies

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Team] Guatai, you don’t understand love: Ah yes, by the way, do you need a bonded nanny, Second Young Master?I can!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: No, thank you

It's the first time for me to be able to use the keyboard to believe that Mengmeng Da, the zodiac dog, said "little expert, you have Mercury retrograde this month, you should pay more attention to it".

The little keyboard expert took away six heads and lay down himself, with Phoenix Gu on his body, you don't understand love, if you can react in time, a master can trigger three non-CD ice silkworms to pull silk after pinching the baby, he will almost die full of blood.

Just at this moment, Guatai, you don’t understand love. It’s the same as understanding the mind of the little keyboard expert. You’re beckoning a butterfly to pinch a baby. The moment the keyboard expert gambles and revives in situ, a sage hand and three ice silkworms come over , the little keyboard expert came back to life with full blood as expected.

[Team] Guatai, you don't understand love: Second Young Master, do you really not consider letting me be your bonding nanny?My technique is sharp and coquettish, and more importantly, I am not stupid!

[Team] Make your face full of spring mud: the premise of not being stupid is that you have not met the second young master

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Really no need, thank you

[Team] Make your face full of spring mud: the second half of the thank you sentence of the little expert means "I'm so happy that I don't have to see you after the gang war is over", free translation, you're welcome

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

Guatai, you don’t understand love. It really fits the heart of a young keyboard expert. It can be said that he picked up very few five poisons who chose this profession not because the nanny can operate without brains. More, he will definitely be tempted, with bound milk, he can walk sideways in the wild.Of course, such a quick refusal is also a reason why the gang is too magical.

"Leave Chun Ni and your father on the road, and others will support the middle road. The Evilman Valley grocer will build a few more cannon carts and put them on the middle road."

Mai Shushu's serious command was accompanied by a battle song with the lyrics of "Let's go if you say go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, we don't have a wow", the young keyboard master can only express his thoughts by stretching out his hands and resting his forehead.

The high-energy battle song throughout the whole process made the hands of the little keyboard expert tremble all the way, "Hey, hey, I have them all, I will go if I see something wrong." Turn the windmill and let the blood flow." He rushed to the street.

[Team] Guatai, you don’t understand love: This song is not bad, it’s sung by my male god Shoushang, I recommend a gang leader, I put this on purpose to encourage you to take the head!Did Er Shao feel my love?

[Team] Your father just now: Er Shao has already sensed your malice, so you can shut up

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Team] Mud your face with spring mud: Don't lose the face of the gang, have you been speechless many times without seeing anyone?

At this time, more than half an hour had passed since the gang battle, and the Pala Papa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa's guild's score had far surpassed that of the opposite faction's sect, and the victory was within easy reach.

[Team] Socrates has no bottom: The second young master is so powerful, he swiped the screen after all gang kills

The little keyboard expert rarely pays attention to gang kills. At this time, when the military lady in the team reminded him, he subconsciously glanced at it, and then...

WTF!Why!Husky!he!Also there!quilt!Killed!list!inside!

Immediately afterwards, the little keyboard expert instantly realized why he was impressed by the faction's sect.

It's not because this guild is the fastest-rising PVP guild recently, and it's not because the leader of this guild is too afraid to go online because of a lightning pony in Nanping. This battle between the wicked and the mighty faction was all because the little keyboard expert once saw the stupidity of this gang name on Maple Valley Zhanluan, JJC and himself!dog!ha!scholar!Wang!

Compared with this god-man, no matter what his gang does, it is justifiable.

[Team] Guatai, you don’t understand love: Second young master, are you friends with that Hushi Wang from the opposite gang?His map channel is calling you

[Team] Little keyboard expert: no

The little keyboard expert denied it while changing the frequently used channel to all channels, and then saw a series of pink map channel speeches.

[Map] Huswang: [Little keyboard expert] Why are you in their gang?

[Map] Huswang: [Little keyboard expert] Do you know that we are going to start a gang war to help them on purpose?

[Map] Huswang: [Little keyboard expert] Why are you ignoring me?

[Map] Huswang: [Little keyboard expert] Do you think that killing me non-stop will smooth out the bad reviews I gave you?

[Map] Little keyboard expert: If you don’t say a few words, maybe you won’t be killed so often by me

[Map] Little keyboard expert: Forget it, even if you don’t speak, you’ll still die

[Map] Little keyboard expert: Thank you for reminding me of this, I will give a [-]% discount to the Papa Papa Gang for this list, in order for him to give me such a reasonable chance to kill

[Team] You have a face full of spring mud: I thought the gang leader was enough for Su, but I didn't expect that there would be a Su Cheng in the opposite gang

[Team] Guatai, you don't understand love: Er Shao is so handsome, lick lick!

[Team] Mai Shushu: ...

[Team] Plato doesn't understand love: This person is in the late stage of the second cancer, and he doesn't need to be saved

[Team] Make your face full of spring mud: I am very curious about how the second young master Gao Leng provoked such a strange thing

[Team] Your father just now: I suddenly thought of the swearing war that ended without a problem not long ago, before the two gangs let the professional come and use the true emotion to transform the wicked valley

[Team] Socrates has no bottom: So...

[Team] Lan Che: Could it be because of this funny military master?

[Team] Your father just said: This server has been built for so long, let the professionals keep low-key power leveling and make high-profile money, triggering a world-wide war of words and curses. Acting style

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ... sorry, I'm still here

[Team] Mai Shushu: Don't take it to heart, this is a compliment to you

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Team] Make your face full of spring mud: If your father can pay more attention to [-] on the improvement of techniques and awareness, it will not be impossible to join the [-]-person fixed land reclamation group now

[Team] Your father just now: I will offer you a reward when you go out

[Team] Make your face full of spring mud: remember to put more rewards

[Team] Your father just now: buy 100 yuan of gold, and spend [-] yuan a day to reward you, let you bear the resentment debuff for a month and a half, no thanks, just want you to feel the love from your teammates

[Team] You are covered in spring mud: ...

[Team] Lan Che: Except for the low DPS in the dungeon, your father is full of all other skills

[Team] Guatai, you don’t understand love: Did I go to the wrong set?Aren't we helping the fight?Why did we start talking?This is not opening up wasteland, can we be more serious!

[Team] Make your face full of spring mud: Don't make trouble, land reclamation is much more serious than this time

[Team] Guatai, you don’t understand love:  …

[Team] Your father just now: Is it my illusion?Just now the Second Young Master was taking heads indiscriminately, now he is taking heads in a targeted and indiscriminate manner

After seeing what your father said just now, everyone focused on the guild killing display. Among the rows of [keyboard masters] who successfully killed xxx, xxx is the name of Haswan accounted for one-third of the display. Two, and there is a tendency to increase to a higher proportion.

[Team] Gutai, you don’t understand love: This kind of Er Shao has turned me thousands of times, and resurrecting in place to abuse you is the highest level of Er Shao’s idiots. I will never dare to say that I am the leader of the Er Shao’s team# cry

[Team] Mud your face with spring mud: ... the shouting on the map channel is the real idiot

The little keyboard expert turned all channels upside down with a "no good" expression on his face. After seeing the announcement issued by Haswan, his expression immediately changed to "it's really bad".

[Map] Huswan: [Little keyboard expert] Very good, you have successfully attracted my attention

[Team] Guatai, you don’t understand love: Could it be that this is the real version of "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me"?

[Team] Make your face full of spring mud: After playing J[-] for so many years, it’s the first time I realized that J[-]’s love system is hidden in the gang battle system

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...