Sword net 3: chicken flying and dog jumping

The little keyboard expert doesn't understand why Jinghai Guixu would agree to Mengmengda's proposal to carry out a five-year virtual love feedback activity, and he doesn't understand why Hushiwang would take pictures of his one-month relationship in one breath one.

If you are so short of love, go directly to the world and shout, it’s just summer vacation, how many female students who have poured into Jiansan with stories need your food, drink, and point cards!

[Guild] Did not take medicine: please allow me to extend my sincerest condolences and deepest condolences to comrades who are keyboard experts

[Guild] I am proud of myself: Needless to say, it must be related to that military master again

[Guild] Mengmengda: If this continues, I want to wish the little expert and Haswan a happy marriage for a hundred years

[Guild] Didn’t take medicine: I can already wish #灯珠

【Guild】Cute: WTF!Don't say it!Let me guess!

[Guild] Mengmengda: The military master has actually noticed that the little expert has secretly promised him, right?Finally one day she plucked up the courage to confess to the little expert, but the little expert is arrogant, right?

[Guild] I am proud of myself: what the hell is the secret promise of my heart#谢谢

[Guild] Meng Meng Da: So the military master used concentric lock, JJC, gang war and double unit price to prove his love for the little expert, and then the little expert finally recognized his heart after this series of things!

[Guild] Have a blast: Every day when you go online, you will see Mengmeng dabbing in your brain

[Guild] Meng Meng Da: Then the little expert agreed to stay and fly with the military master, from the dawn of the sky to the white hair of the evening snow!right!No!right!

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Guild] Did not take medicine: ...

[Guild] I am proud of myself: ...

[Guild] Adorable: [-] to [-] have not left the order, but the second young master has been chased all over the world by the military master!God, you don't distinguish between good and evil, what is heaven!The land, you mistakenly judge the virtuous and foolish for the land!

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Mengmeng, remember to take some medicine...

[Guild] Mengmengda: This world will not be better! _(:з」∠)_

[Guild] Did not take medicine: Mengmeng, stand up!

In addition to the little keyboard experts, a group of people in the gang have also received named orders for virtual love.I don’t know if it’s the explosion of virtual lovers on Weibo that drove the sales of Jiansan’s virtual relationship, or because most of the players in this server are singles. If you can’t find love in the game, you can only go to Taobao to shoot it yourself. Anyway, let the professional As soon as the 100th anniversary feedback activity started, it received warm praise from the three swordsmen. The scene was particularly hot, and more than [-] orders were sold in one day, and several power levelers were responsible for several orders at the same time.Back then, because of their careers, they didn't dare to chase after the girls in the game, but now they all started to pick up girls according to the order.

It just fit the lyrics - love comes too fast, like a tornado.

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Can I refuse the boss order?

[Guild] Jinghai Guixu: Little expert, although I sympathize with what you have been through recently, but it is not allowed to refuse orders. There are express regulations in the store that only female employees who are more than [-] weeks pregnant can refuse to accept assigned jobs Shan, of course, if it is you, I can consider removing the female character in front of the staff, but first you have to make me a [-]-week pregnant belly #笑

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: When will there be such a notice in our store!arts!regulation!Certainly!up

[Guild] Jinghai Return to Market: I just added it, it’s not bad, isn’t it?

The little keyboard expert clicked on the guild, and after looking at the situation of the online personnel, he basically understood that when Jinghai Guixu said such unreliable words, either he was taken away, or someone else fell on him. Obviously, in the online game articles that are not part of the Xiuxian Xuanfan series, the latter possibility is more likely.

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: ... didn't take medicine, where's the boss?

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: Hey, have you been recognized? The boss's family has urgent matters, so let me go online to help clear up the daily routine, you assholes, didn't you think that I would also be on the boss account one day, kneel down and lick my heroic appearance! Prprprprprpr

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Apart from vendetta, I have no second mood when facing that weird military master. I am worried that going to work with such emotions will cause me to make irreparable mistakes, so I want to refuse the order

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Market: Is it similar to the mistake of "the flower field made a mistake"?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Forget it, I’d better face that military man, talking to you made me realize that he’s actually not that unbearable

[Guild] Mengmengda: It's a godly assist without taking medicine, I wish the little expert happiness!

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: I will offer you a reward

[Huswang] invites you to form a team

[Team] Huswan: Yo~Love

[Team] Keyboard expert: What's the matter?

[Team] Hashiwang: Since we are already in love, don't talk in such a cold tone#Poor

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Oh good

[Team] Little keyboard expert: What can I do for you?

[Team] Haswan: ...

It is estimated that Huswang has seen that the little keyboard expert is the type who will not cooperate with you whether you are violent or not. Since there is no way to conquer (?) him with his own charm, he can only restrain him with orders.

[Team] Hashiwang: I placed a love list for a month, and I will give you a bad review if my performance is not good.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: So what do you want me to do?

[Team] Hashiwang: Of course I hope to experience the fun of having a relationship, after all, you messed up that relationship before.

The little keyboard expert feels that he is really not suitable to talk to this military man, because he really can't understand this kind of brainwaves sent from outer space, what is "being disturbed by you"?From the beginning to the end, he didn't even say a word to Zha Xiu, okay?

[Team] Haswan: Why are you silent?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I am facing the wall and thinking about my mistakes

[Team] Huswan: You know you are wrong, right?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I was wrong, I was really wrong, if I knew that there would be so many things going on, I wouldn't have accepted that Daming Palace substitute

[Team] Huswan: #angry

[Team] Huswan: Come to Chengdu

[Team] Keyboardist: Plant flags?

[Team] Haswan: You come first

Holding the mentality of "Will I accept bad reviews if I don't go?" The determination to die has gone to Chengdu, because he feels that even if he can defeat Huswang, he will never escape the power of Jinghai Guixu. Compared with Haswang, Jinghai Guixu, the person who paid him, is more powerful .

[Team] Haswan: This way, this way

[Team] Keyboard expert: Is there a street parade at the entrance of Chengdu?

[Team] Haswan: ...No

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Then why are you calling me over so excitedly?

[Hazwan] has sent you an invitation to ride with you

The little keyboard expert clicked Reject without even thinking about it, and then the other party sent it again, and he continued to refuse, just like this four or five times, Haswan finally spoke out angrily.

[Team] Haswan: Why do you keep rejecting me!

I don’t know if it’s because Mengmengda Amway is too successful. The little keyboard expert saw something wrong when he saw this sentence...

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I have a horse, why should I ride with you

[Team] Hushiwang: Because you are my love now hahahahahahahahahaha

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Is it because of love that we have to ride the same horse?Where did you see the bandit logic?

[Team] Haswan: Isn't it all like this?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Team] Hashiwan: I won’t come up to give you a bad review~

The moment he saw this sentence, the little keyboard expert clicked with lightning speed to confirm that he got on Huswan's horse. Two grown-up men rode the same horse. I always felt that something was weird. It's Huswan's horse, and he doesn't need a small keyboard expert to operate it. He simply leaves the keyboard with both hands to see what the hell Huswan is going to do.

As a result, the little keyboard expert really overestimated Huswan's IQ. He thought that Huswan would turn on the mocking mode and post something similar to "You finally became my man" (?) or " Don’t you just see the kid’s words like money’s eye open”, but he didn’t expect that Huswan would actually take him to ride in Chengdu in a serious manner!horse!visit!street!

If you don't go to so many tourist attractions in Jiansan, what the hell are you going around in Chengdu?If it weren't for the virtual love event launched by a professional, it is estimated that Hushi Wang is destined to be lonely all his life.

[Team] Hashiwan: Go to the trading house and buy me real oranges!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: no money

[Team] Huswan: I'll give it!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Lazy

As a result, Huswang rode his horse with a super good temper and took the little keyboard expert to the trading house, bought a real orange and traded it to the keyboard little expert.

[Team] Huswan: Come and let me play!

The little keyboard expert thinks that Huswan can write, direct and act in this way and still enjoy it. True Orange Heart, and then...

The "little keyboard expert" knight used the legendary true orange heart in Chengdu. The moon is an alliance, the heaven and the earth are a mirror, the roaring mountains and rivers are a proof, and the ghosts and gods are a proof.From then on, the height of the mountains does not hinder his aspirations, the depths of the streams continue to travel, the fleeting years do not destroy his intentions, and the wind and frost do not hide his feelings.Even if the road ahead is full of thorns and thorns, you will walk with your sword calmly and without fear.In this life and in this life, never leave and never give up, forever and ever, let's promise each other!All knights can hurry to Chengdu to witness this shocking true orange confession of the "little keyboard expert" knight!

[Guild] Mengmeng: What's going on!

[Guild] Did not take medicine: This development is a little faster...

[Guild] I am proud of myself: I think the way to open the game today is a bit wrong

[Guild] That Pillar of Optimus: Congratulations to the little expert for getting out of the order

[Guild] Make a shot: the visual inspection of the small experts is forced

[Guild] Monkey invited funny comparison: Even if you are forced to play too much, it is even more shameless than giving up your self-esteem for money

[Guild] Mengmengda: #Do you despise funny than owe a beating?

[Guild] Didn’t take medicine: #Despise Doubi you are very courageous

[Guild] The funny guy invited by the monkey: I want to say, if you meet such a boss who likes to throw money at people like this in the future, please leave me as a professional

[Guild] Mengmengda: ... shameless, I can't take it anymore, come downstairs

[Guild] Didn’t take medicine: I think something is wrong with the whole gang, I’m going to take some medicine

[Guild] I am proud of myself: ...

[Guild] That Pillar of Optimus: It’s funny to you...forget it, let’s leave it to the downstairs

[Guild] Make a cannonball: What do I do!I just came here to make soy sauce!Come on upstairs!

The little keyboard expert suddenly felt so regretful after putting out the real orange, and wanted to turn back the tide!Knife V knife