Sword net 3: chicken flying and dog jumping

The orders still continue to be answered, and the virtual relationship continues to be made. The sensational Chengdu Zhenchengmen incident a few days ago seems to have passed away. in the stem.

[Guild] Mengmengda: So boring

[Guild] I am proud of myself: #despite

[Guild] Mengmengda: Didn’t anything worthy of [-] happen these days? !

[Guild] Did not take medicine: Zhaxiu officially confessed to Zha Ce, the regular customer of Datang Prison was sent to Datang Prison for killing people in the main city, and the customer who had a good job took orders for another seven days to see his performance live well

【Guild】Great life is good: #cry

[Guild] Mengmengda: How can these things be called [-]!

[Guild] Didn’t take medicine: Just say you want to see Huswan’s jokes.

[Guild] Mengmengda: #哭军头Why didn’t you come to make a joke for our life?

【Guild】Qi Da Huo Hao: #Goodbye, the same military master, the gap is so big

[Guild] Didn’t take medicine: Well, it seems like it’s been a long time since I’ve seen a little expert talking in the guild

【Guild】Secondary [-] rules the world: Howling everyone!The little expert you are talking about is the hot second young master who in Maple Valley, because of a concentric lock, made Unlimited Thousands of Machines bigger and ate Hushiwangfei vinegar, which caused the chaos in Maple Valley and the Chengdu Zhenchengmen incident!

[Guild] Did not take medicine: #Shock newcomer?

[Guild] Mengmengda: Wait, after what you said...

[Guild] Make a shot: #Contempt is going to open your mind again?

[Guild] Mengmeng: More than that!It just opened up a whole new world for me.

[Association] I am proud of myself: This is obviously not the cause and result of the incident that I understand, but I faintly feel that this is the truth.

【Guild】Secondary two rules the world: I joined the guild voluntarily as a member of Doubi’s customer service team because of cheating on my second son, but why does the male god never come?#cry

[Guild] That Pillar of Optimus: [Little keyboard expert] Is it still under construction?

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: He was so tormented by the military master that he couldn't get out of bed

[Guild] Did not take medicine:!

[Guild] I am proud of myself:! !

[Guild] Adorable:! ! !

【Guild】Secondary two rule the world: #哭#哭#喵呵 I was dismantled on the first day I joined the gang, I am a firm member of Qianjichang x Little Expert Party, crying blind in the toilet

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Market: #惊小力手 can't get out of bed because of a cold, how do you all react?

[Guild] Adorable: ...

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Boss, please go back to elementary school and take Chinese class again, please? #despise

[Guild] I am two I am proud: I finally found out that the boss is a hidden black belly#Goodbye

【Guild】Secondary two rules the world: Is the male god sick? !

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Market: It seems that it was because he was forced to do something by the military master, and then worked too late at night, plus

The temperature of the air conditioner was turned too low, and I fell ill directly

【Guild】Meng Meng Da: Fuck ♂ labor

[Guild] Did not take medicine: forced

[Guild] Meng Meng Da: #Shy is still forced to love series

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: I’m just walking around the map with Tongfeng, what are you rotten girls thinking about#谢谢

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Market: Why didn't you tell me about the military master singing to you?I'm a bit confused who took the picture of who's love

【Guild】Secondary two rule the world: Oh my god!God!Live! [Keyboard expert] Front row photos

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Who are you?

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Market: New customer service, little expert, how is your cold?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: It's almost done

【Guild】Secondary two rule the world: male gods, please pay attention to your body#kiss

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: OK, thank you

[Guild] Meng Meng Da: Pay attention to ♂ body ♂ body #shy

Once the grievances and grievances of the rivers and lakes are cleared up, we only hope that the heroes will help us more.There are people who are willing to pay [-] gold and offer a reward to Mengmengda. The total reward has reached [-] gold. Don't miss it.

[Guild] Mengmengda: A little expert, if you have the ability, come out and single out

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: #笑好啊

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Can you fight? #despise

【Guild】Cute: #cry

The cold of the little keyboard expert is actually not so good, the whole person is a moving faucet, but Huswan has no eyesight to see him, so he has to drag him to run the map and brush pendants with him.The little keyboard expert who had a headache directly pulled him from the blacklist, and then...

WeChat is here _(:з」∠)_

Huswang: Have you blacklisted me again? [expression]

The little keyboard expert looked at the angry smile sent by the other party, and at that moment, he had the heart to beat Hushiwang into a violent face.

God knows how he thought that giving Huswan his WeChat account would be enough for him once and for all. This was clearly the beginning of a nightmare.The little keyboard expert cleverly gave Haswang a WeChat account that had been discarded, but he came to ask him what the message was after a while.

WTF!I can remember that it is not easy to have a WeChat account that can become a friend without verification. Where the hell can I find aliens to come and guess what you sent from your brainwaves?

Then Huswan Sapo cheated and insisted on being a keyboard operator to give him a common account, and the little keyboard expert who was forced to sell his own WeChat account suddenly realized that Huswan’s IQ had reached a qualitative leap through the accumulation of quantity. .

#伤比君爷’s IQ is all about how to torture my skills## Is there any help?Find a way!Prescriptions, earth remedies and folk remedies are all available, wait online, a little urgent#

Huswang: Are you feeling better from your cold?

Little keyboard expert: Thank you for your blessings, return that virtue

Huswang: I also said that I can hear you sing to me today

Little keyboard expert: When did I promise to sing to you?

Haswan: I sang for you

Keyboardist: So?

Huswang: So you should sing to me too

↑This kind of inexplicable and logical dialogue is repeated every day in the WeChat of the little keyboard expert, which directly causes him to immediately think of a bomb explosion when he hears the ringtone of his mobile phone, and he wants to throw his mobile phone into the toilet every minute.

However, there are always exceptions.

This is the sixth time for the little keyboard expert to check his phone. Usually at this time, Huswan would have already come over to rub his owner's face with a hungry milk dog and started to use all kinds of ways to ask for attention. Yes, but at this point today there is still no news.

This fresh feeling of returning to the time when I didn't meet Huswan made the little keyboard expert feel in a trance for a moment.

After confirming again that it wasn’t because of the lack of WiFi or the phone’s battery, the little keyboard expert pulled Hushi Wang out of the blocked list, and his avatar in the friend list was bright, let’s move the mouse over It shows that the other person is now in Chengdu, and the little keyboard expert walked over there. He walked around the main city and didn't see Haswan's ID in the focus list, and suddenly fell into a kind of "what happened" and "finally got rid In the tangled sense of ".

Then professional ethics and a certain inexplicable emotion instantly occupied the brain of the little keyboard expert, manipulating him to send a secret chat to Haswan.

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Haswan: Where are you?

After posting, the little keyboard expert actually regretted it a bit, because he felt that he was busy. After all, if Huswan really had something to do, he would have been yelling a long time ago. Being so quiet can only show...

Wait, the little keyboard expert was stunned for a moment. He suddenly thought that he had never seen Huswan when he was quiet. When people mentioned him, they either greeted his mother or asked to hug his thigh. Anyway, he is an existence that can dominate both arrogance and villains without using tricks and skills.

[Secret chat] Haswan quietly said to you: Chengdu, what's the matter?

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Haswan: Oh, it’s okay

【Secret Chat】Hashwang whispers to you:  …

[Secret chat] Haswan quietly said to you: Are you looking for me?

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Haswan: No, you think too much

【Secret Chat】Hashwan whispers to you: Oh

Then Huswan was quiet!

It is quite now!

Quiet!

Now!

This normal reaction itself is the most abnormal reaction!If it was placed in the past, the keyboard was a little capable of talking to him and asked him where he was. Husky's little cub had long been "hahahahahahaha, come to me!", "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha know that I am indispensable that I am indispensable. It's right! "," Hahahahahahahahaha, don't find me to find the unlimited thousand machine changes! "← This reaction, as a result, he was just a" oh ", one!indivual!oh!

Can't stand it!

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Haswan: Did someone bully you?

【Secret chat】Hashwang whispers to you: No

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Haswan: Are you in a bad mood?

【Secret Chat】Hashwang whispers to you: It’s okay

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Haswan: It doesn’t look so good

[Secret chat] Haswan whispered to you: Why do you suddenly care about me?

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Haswan: ...

【Secret Chat】Hashwang whispers to you: Don’t pretend to be my love today

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Haswan: ... never wanted to pretend

After saying this, the little keyboard expert was worried that Hashiwan, who was not in a good mood, would be in a worse mood when he hit him, so he struggled with how to apologize to him.

【Secret Chat】Hashwang whispers to you: I think I should really find a relationship

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Haswan: ... I wish you success?

【Secret chat】Hashiwang quietly said to you: Thank you #笑

This kind of normal dialogue full of friendly atmosphere made the little keyboard expert feel a bit unacceptable, so he asked Hashiwang again if he was in a bad mood, wondering if there was a sentence in the previous dialogue that touched the switch of the other party's heart, Huswang confessed to the little keyboard master, but after knowing the truth, the keyboard master wished he had never talked too much.

because!for!now!sky!yes!ha!scholar!Wang!Small!cub!son!of!born!day!and!he!cheap!Xi!Xi!land!Come on!superior!go!try to find!ha!scholar!Wang!

Thinking that the other party's mood may change from a low point to a high point because of this, the little keyboard expert is very worried, and always feels that the Chengdu Zhenchengmen incident a few days ago will happen again.But out of politeness, the little keyboard expert still gave Huswang a secret chat.

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Haswan: Happy birthday

【Secret Chat】Hashwang whispers to you: Thank you

[Secret chat] Haswan whispered to you: You are the first person to say this to me today

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Haswan: Don’t be moved

[Secret chat] Hushi Wang whispered to you: I am really touched. My parents are busy with business outside and are away all year round. I can’t find anyone for my birthday. But when they think about it, I You can receive a lot of gifts #笑

#What should I do if I meet a Jun Ye who is not good at chatting##Will the other party notice if you pretend to be disconnected when you can’t get on the topic##Boss, I really don’t want to talk about life with you#

【Secret chat】Hashwang whispers to you: The moon here in Chengdu is very big

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Haswan: Oh

[Secret Chat] Haswan whispered to you: Do you want to come and watch it together?

Then the little keyboard expert teamed up with Huswan, and then he flew down to Xuefeng, and then he saw Huswan sitting on a very high mountain, facing the moon as big as a pot. Sad.

It was clearly a fascinating and sentimental picture, but because the opponent was wearing a level [-] Baojialan Asan outfit, there was not a penny left.

[Team] Hashiwang: #笑我 Today's new rubbing appearance, not bad

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ... as long as you are happy

[Team] Hashiwan: I don’t want to trouble you today, watch the moon with me for 5 minutes, after watching, you can do your own things

The little keyboard expert walked over to Huswan and sat down. After a while, he stood up again, ordered Huswan and put a baby's breath on him.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I only have this one left for the fireworks in festivals

[Team] Haswan: Thank you

[Team] Little keyboard expert: You're welcome

Five minutes later, twelve o'clock passed, and the little keyboard expert suddenly felt that Huswan was not so unbearable.

[Team] Hushiwang: #笑时很late, I will be offline first today, remember to sing for me

The little keyboard expert decided to take back his previous thoughts, he is still very unbearable, that's it!