Sword net 3: chicken flying and dog jumping

Hoe Heri Dangnoon: I saw that your shop still has the virtual relationship, can I place an order?

Customer service - no medicine: yes dear~

At noon on the day of hoeing: Can you assign people casually?

Customer Service - Didn't take medicine: It's also possible, dear~ Who do you want to assign?

At noon on the day of hoeing: I haven't figured it out yet

Customer service - did not take medicine: If you want to, you can tell me at any time

Noon of Hoe Harvest Day: If you take a virtual relationship, what can you do with the order taker?Is it limited to Jiansan, or can I use Weibo, QQ, and WeChat?

Customer service - no medicine: If you develop well, you can go from virtual love to real love, from games to reality, dear~

Noon of Hoe Harvest Day: Your small order workers are allowed to develop relationships with customers?

Customer service - not taking medicine: not allowed

At noon on the day of hoeing:...

Customer service - did not take medicine: but there are always exceptions

At noon on the day of hoeing: Is the little keyboard expert a second young master?

Customer service - no medicine: Yes dear, do you want to take pictures of him?

At noon on the day of hoeing: Look at the name, I took it, when can I arrange to take the order?

Customer service - did not take medicine: will be as soon as possible dear

At noon on the day of hoeing: good

Customer service - no medicine: Thank you for your patronage, welcome to visit next time

After receiving this client, she questioned the life of a keyboard expert without taking medicine. She really couldn't figure out why a cold and sharp player like a keyboard keyboard expert would have such an attractive physique. Diao Diao"? !Shouldn't normal people ask "Are there any Tsundere (sunshine, cheerful, humorous, warm-hearted, black-bellied, academic bully) type" when making an order? !What kind of trouble is the name? !Are you in love with Game ID? !He rolled his eyes in front of the computer without taking the medicine.

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: Is the little expert there?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Yes, what's the matter?

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to Market: Accepting Orders

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: I already have a full set of daily orders, and I don’t have time to take other orders, can I arrange for others?

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: I'm afraid I can't

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: I'm here to work to make money, not to work hard to make money, please let me go

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Market: Other people's virtual love affair #Contempt, chatting for a while to sell cute, how long will it take you?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: ...the love list on Huswan's side is not over yet

[Guild] Mengmengda: The little expert is a rare and dedicated man in Jiansanli

[Guild] Little expert keyboard manipulator: #despise

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Market: Now you can cheat on orders #笑

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: If this one wants to form a team with me, I will also join him?Then openly line up the first wife and younger wife in the team chat channel, and ask them to live in peace and not to tear each other?For the sake of the stupid face I have to face every day, please let me go

[Guild] Make a shot: Think about it, why is there a little yearning?

[Guild] Little expert keyboard manipulator: #despise

[Guild] Did not take medicine: he only filmed for three days, overcome it

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: It's rare to see a human being without taking medicine

[Guild] Did not take medicine: Hehe

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: three days is enough for Husband to pry the balloon

[Guild] Did not take medicine: #Contempt If I hadn’t personally experienced the [-] between you and Haswan, I would have thought that your fake show was real, haha, it was a good show

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Guild] Did not take medicine: Let me add another point, ever since you met Huswang, you have become more and more talkative, and the things that could be solved by "not answering" are now you have to talk about a whole Weibo

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: You can understand that my language skills have improved

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: I only saw Gao Leng's second young master collapsed, I would like to add, because of a military master named Huswang

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Vendetta kills you

[Guild] Did not take medicine: Hehe, I became angry from embarrassment

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Hehe, it's a default

[Guild] Mengmengda: #每生年finally saw the little expert deflated in the hand of not taking medicine##The one who didn’t sleep enough and didn’t take medicine is simply fighting the table#

Once the grievances and grievances of the rivers and lakes are cleared up, we only hope that the heroes will help us more.There are people who are willing to pay [-] gold and offer a reward to Mengmengda. The total reward has reached [-] gold. Don't miss it.

[Guild] Adorable: Damn!My old lady just said two sentences, and the other one was to praise you!Simply ruthless!I didn't take medicine to drive you into a dog, and I didn't see you offering a reward to her!

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: I love you deeply

[Guild] Mengmengda: ... your love is unbearable for normal people, please leave it to Jun Ye unreservedly, he will like it

[Guild] Little expert keyboard manipulator: #恨杀你哟

[Guild] Mengmengda: By the way, I wish you all grow old together, you are welcome, I just like repaying grievances with virtue so much

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Guild] Mengmengda: Didn’t take medicine, come here to get the bounty

[Guild] Did not take medicine: #Laugh at me too!

The little keyboard expert is not at all surprised that he became the brain supplement and the target of attack without taking medicine and drinking cute. He was surprised that when he heard someone filming his relationship, his first reaction was not trouble, but stupid. With that face, the little keyboard expert felt that something was wrong with him.

But after thinking about it, in middle and high school, there would always be inexplicably rumors that he and a certain girl were pink in class. Although the relationship between the two was fabricated by gossip girls who like to bite their ears, he is indeed more or less better than her. Follow other girls Follow that girl more often, and then the little keyboard master is relieved.It's just that I don't know what Huswan would think if he knew that he was in the heart of a little keyboard expert and drew an equal sign with those girls who didn't quite remember their faces.

[Team] Hashiwan: Today's battlefield is Yunhu Tianchi!

【Team】Little keyboard expert: Take the first victory and leave

[Team] Hashiwang: #Poor, can't we play a few more games?I'm going to drive mountains and tigers now

[Team] Keyboard expert: # despise up to three games

[Team] Haswan: Deal!

After the three battles, Huswang was obviously unsatisfied, and stood in front of the receiving people on the battlefield, refusing to leave. If it wasn't for Jiansan's interactive action, Huswang would have rushed up and hugged the npc's thigh and refused to let go.

[Team] Huswang: Can you play a few more games? Poor, I haven't played well, and the most important thing is that I trampled to death one of the opponent's nanny!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: And experienced being killed by the same gang of beggars as soon as they returned to the midfield area until the end of the battlefield?

[Team] Hashiwang: #arrogance sounds like that beggar gang is very powerful

[Team] Little keyboard expert: A gang of beggars with [-] blood?

[Team] Huswan: ... at least it's a gang of beggars

[Team] Little keyboard expert: And a Tiance with 13 HP?

[Team] Haswan: ...

Hushi Wang cried for his father and mother, and acted foolishly, but he failed to keep the little keyboard expert.

[Team] Huswan: Come here

[Team] Little keyboard expert:?

[Team] Haswan: I really want to sing now

[Team] Keyboardist: So?

[Team] Haswan: Come and listen

[Team] Little keyboard expert: With your personality, you can completely entertain yourself

[Team] Huswan: But I want to share with you

Seeing this sentence, the scene of Hushiwang looking at the moon on the Luoxue Peak in Chengdu popped up in his mind—of course, after removing Ah San’s clothes, he struggled for a while and used a "I'll die, I'll quit after hearing "Washing, Cutting and Blowing" anyway."

Three seconds later, the little keyboard expert regretted it...

"Come on, then I'll start singing." Ha Shiwang cleared his throat, "The cold leaves are floating all over my face, and the power leveling rebellion hurts my heart..."

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Shut up

"Your words are like an ice pick piercing into my heart, Wang Wang is really hurt!"

[Team] Little keyboard expert: What the hell is woof!stop!

"The cold leaves are floating all over my face..."

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

At the same time, the little keyboard expert received a private chat from a strange player. Judging from the tone, it should be that there are many small workers to choose from, but he chose him, the customer who least wanted to accept the love order and owed vendetta.

【Secret Chat】Meijianxue whispers to you: hi~

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Meijianxue:?

[Secret chat] Snow between eyebrows whispers to you: The second young master is really cold

[Secret Chat] You whisper to Meijianxue: What's the matter?

【Secret Chat】Mei Jianxue whispers to you: #Shy We both have this kind of relationship, how can we talk to the slaves so bluntly?

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Meijianxue: ...

【Secret Chat】Mei Jianxue whispers to you: Well, I actually photographed your love affair, you should know it, right?

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Meijianxue: I know

【Secret Chat】Mei Jianxue whispers to you: I have nothing else to do, I just want to chat with someone

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Meijianxue: I don’t think I’m a good person to chat with

[Secret chat] Snow between eyebrows whispers to you: Do you know me?

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Meijianxue: ... I don't know

【Secret chat】Mei Jianxue whispers to you: Then you are a good partner

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Meijianxue: ...

I can guarantee that at least [-]% of the players in the server don't know you. Even if you let the professional ones come in, there are only a handful of people who have an impression of your name. Any player with the spirit of [-] will be very happy to be yours Intimate sister or chicken soup brother, but I am not one of these people, so why on earth did you find me?

【Secret Chat】Meijianxue quietly said to you: I fell in love with someone

OK!It's such a cool beginning!The little keyboard expert shouted bingo in his heart.

【Secret Chat】Mei Jianxue whispers to you: I want to be with him

Wait, this line is slightly familiar, the next one won't be "He said he loves me, I believe it"? !

【Secret Chat】Mei Jianxue whispers to you: It's a pity he's a man

Little keyboard expert: ...

I guessed the beginning, but not the end, what do you mean by "maybe he is a man"? !Anyone who knows how to use a game ID like Meijianxue is a female... Shemale? !

[Secret Chat] Mei Jianxue whispers to you: More importantly, what happened between me and him is not pleasant

Let me ask the last question emphatically, since your relationship is so rotten, why on earth did you ask for trouble to fall in love with him?

[Secret chat] Meijianxue whispers to you: But every time I feel lost and sad, he is always by my side. Although he always speaks bad words to me, he will always meet my needs. Satisfy me, albeit in an awkward way, and he's never really mad at me

[Secret chat] You whisper to Meijianxue: Who is he to you?

[Secret chat] Snow between eyebrows whispers to you: Is it love?

[Secret Chat] You whisper to Meijianxue: Forget it?

【Secret chat】Meijianxue quietly said to you: It shouldn’t be counted

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Meijianxue: ...

【Secret Chat】Mei Jianxue whispers to you: Maybe in his eyes, he and I are at most just passers-by, or just friends at best.

[Secret chat] You whisper to Meijianxue: You just met in the game?

【Secret Chat】Meijianxue whispers to you: Yes

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Meijianxue: ...

【Secret chat】Mei Jianxue said quietly to you: I just want to ask, if it were you, there was someone who had an unpleasant acquaintance experience with you, and in the process of getting acquainted, he also made various obstacles and thought of ways If a player of the same sex who tosses you confesses to you, what will you do?

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Meijianxue: add vendetta

【Secret Chat】Meijianxue whispers to you:  …

[Secret chat] Snow between eyebrows whispers to you: Is it impossible?

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Mei Jianxue: I don’t know what kind of personality you are talking about, and how he feels about you, but if it’s me, I will kill you and break off the relationship.

Then the other party stopped talking. When the little keyboard expert came back to pay attention to Huswan, he found that the other party had quieted down. There was no sound at all in Waiwai. When it was tuned to the common channel, Haswan did not speak. , the little keyboard expert pursed his lips, and sent a paragraph.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Don’t fight the battlefield, go to JJC, at least this way you don’t have to embarrass yourself in front of the [-] members of the team

[Team] Haswan: Good

Huswang used his blood as a man to wet the little keyboard expert with practical actions. What does it mean to look at death like returning? Shiwang must change its name to Don't Give Away the Head and Uncomfortable Sky.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: You really don’t need to rush to their resurrection point at the beginning of the game. Usually, if you score [-] points, there is no lying corpse team waiting for you to kill them at the resurrection point and not fighting back at all.

[Team] Haswan: Oh

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I can't feel your sincerity at all

[Team] Haswan: I know

The little keyboard expert didn't understand which nerve was wrong in Huswang. He was obviously in the mood to sing just now, but after a while, his whole body became numb.

【Secret chat】Mei Jianxue whispered to you: I feel a little sad to hear you say that#笑

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Mei Jianxue: The feelings in the game world are not reliable, just based on this period of getting along, this is the situation where you don't know if the other party is deliberately pretending, so you can conclude that you like him , which is very unwise

【Secret Chat】Meijianxue whispers to you: Love is blind

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Meijianxue: But at least it is a rational blindness under the basic conditions of understanding the other party

【Secret chat】Mei Jianxue whispers to you: Seeing what you say, I know you don’t have anyone you like now

The expert manipulating the keyboard froze for a moment before replying.

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Meijianxue: Yes

[Team] Hashiwan: Little expert, I went out to eat, get off!

Before the little keyboard expert could give a response, the other person's avatar was grayed out. Looking at the time when the number [-] had just been skipped in the lower right corner of the computer, he was a little confused whether it was Chinese food or dinner.

After Huswan turned off his game interface, there was still a game interface lit up on the computer desktop, and the name of that character was Mei Jianxue who had just chatted with the little keyboard expert.