Sword net 3: chicken flying and dog jumping

He hadn't been online for two consecutive days, and even a small keyboard expert couldn't figure out what the hell Huswan was doing, but the rare and clean team channel really made him breathe a sigh of relief.

[Guild] Did not take medicine: According to my observation, Haswan and that Wanhua have not been online for two days

[Guild] Adorable: Oh, it's hot!They will not be sent thousands of miles away!

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Shut up!What nonsense!

[Guild] I am proud of myself: I am stupid, I am so stupid, I only thought that Huswan could find love, but I didn't expect him to send love thousands of miles away!

【Guild】Secondary two rule the world: I'm already desperate for this heterosexual world

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Little expert!The revolution has not yet succeeded, why don't you know how to work hard? !

[Guild] Little keyboard expert:?

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: You also go and give Hashiwang a thousand miles to relax!

【Guild】Meng Meng Da: ... let go of #despise

[Guild] Did not take medicine: give it away!Forget it... let it go, don't you follow up #cute

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Guild] Good work with a big tool: Every time the little expert chats in the guild channel, the number of words will not exceed five words

[Guild] Adorable:! ! !real!Holy shit!The little expert is holding back his sadness!I believe that Jun Ye will think of you after sending off thousands of flowers!

[Guild] Jinghai Guixu: What should I do? I talk about the boss every day, don't I have to work?

Although most of the time, the little keyboard expert didn't really care that his friends in the gang talked about him with Huswang, but at this moment, he really thanked Jinghai Guixu for giving him a step up.

Huswang rarely goes online for a few days. On the one hand, the little keyboard expert is glad that he doesn't have to team up with him, but on the other hand, he is a little worried. The little keyboard expert can't explain it clearly. If something happened to Shiwang, I still worried that he would go thousands of miles to send him off.

But the question was answered on the third day.

[Team] A delicate flower: My dear, you are so caring! #Pitiful

[Team] Hashiwan: This is what I should do honey#shy

[Team] Keyboard expert: Have you picked up all the supplies?

[Team] A delicate flower: Ouch, dear, I am so touched by your doing this. Although you did not come here to accompany me, I know that your heart is always with me

[Team] Huswan: Burning in your body, hurting in my heart, you have such a serious cold, how can I have the mood to play games

The little keyboard expert waited at the villain's resurrection point and watched the two of them chattering against each other at the food and grass accumulation point. They were so irritable that they could even feel the blood vessels in their temples pulsating.However, it is obvious that Hushiwang and Yiduohua, who are acting with their lives, did not see this sentence said by the little keyboard expert, because they have switched from the chat channel to the private chat channel, and started a more friendly conversation. exchanged.

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to a delicate flower: Why do I feel that the little expert doesn't respond?

[Secret chat] A delicate flower whispers to you: I have told you that it is almost a day, just show that you are interested in me

[Secret chat] You whisper to a delicate flower: But it takes a long time to show that I care about you

[Secret chat] A delicate flower whispers to you: ... You are not sent from thousands of miles away, it takes two days to make a ball!

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to a delicate flower: I have not been online for a long time, only small experts can find out

[Secret chat] A delicate flower whispers to you: Now I can only hope that the little keyboard master will really believe this kind of over-acting script#silence

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to a delicate flower: There is no such thing as excessive acting!I feel very good!

[Secret chat] A delicate flower whispers to you: It's because you think it's good that it's bad, don't you understand?

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to a delicate flower: ...

[Team] Little keyboard expert: After picking up food and grass, your scores will be almost the same. I will fly to Zhanluan·Chang'an first. Remember to accept the mission of the big battle

After finishing speaking, the little keyboard expert didn't bother to care about the two of them and just went straight to God.

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: come to the big fight, come to T, come casually [-]=[-]

[Not taking medicine] Apply to join your team

[Meng Meng Da] Apply to join your team

Little keyboard expert: ...

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Can you tell me, which one of you can T?

[Team] Mengmengda: Oh, just a quick push from Huaqing Palace, what do you want?

[Team] Didn't take medicine: Why do you see you alone on the map?Don't pay for it?

[Team] Keyboardist: Wait a minute, I just finished Maweiyi

This wait lasted for 5 minutes, during which Hushi Wang and Yiduo Jiaohua were still tired of the whole process, completely ignoring the other three people in the team. Duo Jiaohua finally realized that except for her and Huswang, everyone else was waiting with Lao Yi. At this time, her first reaction was not to apologize, but to continue to tune with Huswang!Affection!

[Team] A delicate flower: Ah!It's time for a big fight!I haven't accepted the task yet!What should I do dear!

[Team] Huswan: Don't be afraid of sweethearts!I'm here!

[Team] Didn't take medicine: ...I think I'm going to change my name

[Team] Mengmengda: If you don't accept the task, go and pick it up!Do you have fun shouting in the team?Is it necessary for us to hand over the battle sign to you with both hands for you to confirm?Can you get in or not?The whole team is waiting for you two

[Team] The little keyboard expert: Meng Meng Da, let me say a word

[Team] Mengmengda: That's enough, you little expert, you can find T, if I continue to stay in this team, I'm afraid I'll be infected by my brain

[Meng Meng Da] Withdrew from the team

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Don't mind, she's not in a good mood recently

[Guild] Mengmengda: What the hell!Have all the IQ swordsman players died? !What do you mean if you don't accept the task? !You don't even have the fucking capital, don't you know that God travels to Chang'an City to accept the mission?Don't know about Shenxing Chang'an City, don't you know the main city of Shenxing?Waiting for so long to see that I didn't accept the mission, you are fucking stupid!

[Guild] Did not take medicine: Hehe, you are quitting. If you don’t quit, I guarantee that you are not cursing but wanting to kill someone.

[Guild] Mengmengda: What kind of stupid stuff, Huswang has been black all his life since then

【Guild】Little expert on the keyboard: one person should not say a word

The little keyboard expert is also in a bit of a dilemma now. Mengmengda seldom gets angry like this. He always protects his weaknesses. He should be on Mengmengda's side, but subconsciously he doesn't want to hear Mengmengda say that. Scholars Wang.

However, his patience with this Wanhua has indeed reached its limit. He can't guarantee that if Wanhua continues to do this, will he persuade Jinghai to return to the market? I don't want to continue this order, it's too much a test of people's psychological quality and moral quality.

[Guild] Mengmengda: You can bear this kind of virtue. You took the order from Huswang and not Wanhua. Don't you blush every day in the team?

[Guild] Jinghai Return to Market: What's the situation?

[Guild] Meng Meng Da: The idiot military master found a idiot love relationship, and the two of them went together in a bunch of idiots

[Guild] Meng Meng da; the big battle missions do not take a big battle mission, just show affection in the team channel, we waited in front of the old one for seven or eight minutes, none of them thought of flying Ben

[Guild] Didn’t take medicine: Although I don’t agree with Mengmengda’s vulgar language, I really agree with her every word plus punctuation

[Guild] Jinghai Guixu: There is only one or two weeks left in the daily order, and Renren passed

[Guild] Mengmengda: Little expert, I will mail you some pig brains tonight, make up more

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Guild] Did not take medicine: I always feel that Lord Jun is not such a person

[Guild] Mengmengda: Have you never heard that people in love have no IQ? He was not smart at first, but now he is simply stupid

[Guild] Did not take medicine: I still think the problem lies with that Wanhua

[Guild] Mengmengda: I think Hushi Wang had a good time playing with her, maybe he just enjoys the feeling of being surrounded by princess disease, how can a brain-dead mind use the perspective of a normal person to speculate

Mengmengda's furious rage on the guild channel is enough to cause a headache for the little keyboard expert, but this Wanhua in the team is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and the war of violence is imminent.

[Team] A delicate flower: What does Xiuxiu mean?Is she talking about me?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Let's take the task and enter the book, T and dps have been waiting for several minutes

[Team] A delicate flower: Look, my dear, they say that about me

[Team] Huswang: What do you mean by being a member of your guild, little expert?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: It's not interesting, can you fight?If you don't hit me, I will let T and dps back

[Team] Hushi Wang: She said that, why do I fight for love?

[Secret chat] You whisper to a delicate flower: Is it really useful to do this?Will the little expert stop forming a team with me in a fit of anger?

[Secret chat] A delicate flower whispers to you: Didn't you take a daily order?He doesn't dare to retreat casually, but I'm just curious why I'm acting so stupid, and he can still hold back from swearing

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to a delicate flower: ...

[Secret chat] A delicate flower whispers to you: Remember to continue to protect me, play by ear, and chat secretly if you have something to do

[Secret chat] You quietly say to a delicate flower: ok!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Let's stop fighting. When do you accept the mission? When do you realize that it is impolite to keep others waiting without saying a word? Let's continue.

[Little keyboard expert] quit the team

[No medicine] Withdrew from the team

[A meow in the desert] quit the team

[Team] Haswan: ...

[Team] A delicate flower: You have obtained the achievement [Silent death]

[Team] Huswan: You are still gloating here!

[Team] A delicate flower: I am very pleased to tell you that you have stepped on the opponent's bottom line

[Team] Haswan: ...

[Team] A delicate flower: It’s okay to offend the little keyboard expert in the future, but don’t offend the people around him. The gossip tells us that the keyboard expert is an extremely protective person. We can draw experience from this incident, In the future, you can only die in front of the little keyboard expert, not in front of his gangsters

[Team] Haswan: What's the use of talking about this now!Everyone else ran away!

[Team] A delicate flower: There is a daily single constraint, even if he runs, he can't run far, don't worry, wait for half an hour to chat with him, say you are going to fight, he will definitely join the team

Of course Huswang is not happy about it, his goal is to take down the little keyboard expert instead of running away with anger, but the current result has run counter to his original purpose of finding a fake relationship.

[Team] Haswan: Don't be so angry with him next time

[Team] A delicate flower: My heart hurts

【Team】Haswan: I don't want him to be angry with me

[Team] A delicate flower: I said, or you can just talk to him

[Team] Haswan: No way!What if he just said that he hates me even more? !

[Team] A delicate flower: I think he will hate you if you keep working like this

[Team] Huswan: #cry

After retiring from the team, the little keyboard expert was once again irritated, and he suddenly found that he seemed to be more unable to bear Huswan's maintenance of a delicate flower than a delicate flower's brain damage.

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Is the boss there?

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: What?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Can Huswan's daily routine be stopped now?

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: You are not a newcomer, little expert. Such a question should not come out of your mouth

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: What about substitutions?

[Guild] Mengmengda: Little expert, Jihai has no boundaries, turn around and stay on the shore, I support you!

[Guild] Jinghai Return to the Ruins: Designated List

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: But there is also a precedent for substitutions in the designated list

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Market: Did the boss ask for it?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: no

[Guild] Jinghai Guixu: Then there is nothing to say, little expert, you will always meet bosses you don’t like, be patient

【Guild】Meng Meng Da: Distressed little expert

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Thinking of how cute and beautiful, I suddenly feel that the person who created the word "nin" is really a genius

[Guild] Mengmengda: Don't say...it's too cruel!

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Gan Yipao: Do ​​you have a list on hand now?

[Secret chat] Gan Yipao whispers to you: There are several Daming palaces acting as substitutes, what's the matter?

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Gan Yipao: I will change it with you

【Secret chat】Gan Yipao whispers to you: Don't you only have Haswan's daily list at hand?

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Gan Yipao: I just want to change this with you

[Secret Chat] Gan Yi Pao whispers to you:  …

[Secret chat] Gan Yipao whispers to you: This is not good, the boss must say it if he knows

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Gan Yipao: You join my account, I join your boss account, if you don’t tell me, no one will know

【Secret Chat】Gan Yi Pao whispers to you: I still feel wrong

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Gan Yipao: I don’t want any of this daily bill, and I’ll give it all to you after the salary is settled

[Secret Chat] Gan Yi Pao whispers to you: ...you know that I can't stand the fragrance of RMB the most

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to Gan Yipao: In a word, change or not

【Secret Chat】Gan Yi Pao whispers to you: Change for change!

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Gan Yipao: Let’s start today

[Secret Chat] Gan Yi Pao whispers to you: so fast? !

[Secret chat] You quietly say to Gan Yipao: You don’t need to pay attention to that Wanhua in the team. I usually feel that the conversation between the two of them can’t stand it. Just switch to the secret chat channel, out of sight and out of mind

[Secret Chat] Gan Yi Pao whispers to you: What if the boss finds out?

[Secret chat] You whisper to Gan Yipao: He is now focusing on his Qingyuan, and will not notice you

[Secret Chat] Gan Yi Pao whispers to you: Okay

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Gan Yipao: If you have anything to do, please feel free to contact me

[Secret Chat] Gan Yi Pao whispers to you: No problem

Huswan didn't know anything about what happened now, he was still waiting for half an hour honestly, seeing that there was no familiar profile picture in the team channel, he felt uncomfortable, Huswan was a little distressed, he didn't I understand whether the plan of true and false love is to trap the little keyboard expert, or to make him aware of his feelings.