Sword net 3: chicken flying and dog jumping

After turning off the computer, Huswan lay on the bed and couldn't fall asleep. After tossing and turning for about an hour, he got up again. If he didn't figure out the cause and effect of this incident, let alone tonight, he probably wouldn't be able to sleep well in the future. .

So Huswang kicked off the air conditioner and turned on the computer to continue his journey of Formosa.

Once those comments asking about the situation are eliminated, there are actually only one or two hundred useful comments left. Among the two hundred or two hundred comments, there are still some people who don’t know the cause and effect and follow suit. Write down the ID names that are more reliable and allow him to find out the truth of the matter. At the end of the count, there are as many as [-].

It seems that this incident is quite a sensation in the circle of scumbags.

Then he started clicking on these people's Weibo, trying to find some clues.

The little expert turned out to be a top student!cool cool cool!

I'm so handsome, the little expert in this group photo is so handsome!Save it!

WTF!Why is it another photo of this scumbag and the young expert? !roll roll roll!

Huh?It turns out that there is a word starting with the letter C in the name of the little expert!Awesome!

Hushiwang was idiotically collecting all the photos related to the little keyboard expert, while reading those microblogs that should be posted by his classmates, and slowly pieced together the general development of the matter.

The two are college classmates, and they participated in the national college student debate competition together. They met through this competition, and then the scumbag hooked up with his young expert wishful thinking. The two gradually became friends, and then the scumbag got engaged. After graduation, the scumbag invited him out for dinner on the birthday of the little expert, and a car accident happened, the scumbag was safe and sound, but the little expert lost a leg.

I'm going to your fairy board board!

Why are you a scumbag!Of course!none!ill!

If this is the case, Huswan may be angry for a while. After all, no one wants to have a car accident. No one can predict the problems caused by such force majeure factors. The most is to blame the scumbag. The little keyboard expert went out to eat.

But by chance, he found the Weibo of a female classmate. This female classmate, not surnamed Dong, had no story, but she was good at making up stories.

He found photos of the little keyboard expert and the scumbag from all directions and multiple angles on the female classmate's Weibo, and each photo was accompanied by "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"," Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Living together outside the school", "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! He took a serious look at the few Weibo posts without pictures. It was this rare seriousness that made him want to kill the scumbag.

It's an eternal saying that even when you're with C, you still go out to spend time and drink. Dogs can't change eating shit.

Student G is engaged, and it can be seen that student C is a little bit out of his mind. During this time, C is very thin and distressed.

Hehe why you were unscathed C but lost a leg You know in your heart, why pretend to be innocent in front of your fiancée and beg for forgiveness, even the photos of the car accident show that you turned the steering wheel to the right and sent the co-pilot out, sacrificing others It's not the first time I've done my job so proficiently, isn't it?

I!day!you!of!Fairy!people!plate!plate!

Is this something that can be overturned by saying sorry?Damn, posting on Weibo and saying I'm sorry, you think everyone will be happy?Fortunately, only one leg was crippled. Wouldn't he be killed if he hit it harder?It's not so different from premeditated murder!

Thinking of what he did to the little keyboard expert before, Hushiwang wished he could slap him twice.

The past is over, Hu Shiwang said to himself silently in his heart, in the future, he must be good to the little keyboard expert, even if he is poisonous, arrogant and always likes to fight against him, he will never disobey him.

That's right!That's it!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: What medicine did you take wrong today?

[Team] Huswang: #笑 no, I'm normal

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...then I'm going to plant the flag?

[Team] Huswang: #笑吧吧吧吧

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I want to plug into the offline together

[Team] Husky Wang: #Laughing is okay

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I'm going to find Unlimited Thousands of Machines to change flags

[Team] Huswang: #笑我把加你

[Team] Little keyboard expert: So you still took the wrong medicine

[Team] Haswan: ...

[Team] Keyboardist: Who are you?

[Team] Haswan: ...

[Team] Keyboardist: Has your account been hacked?

[Team] Huswan: You think too much!I am Huswan Huswan is me!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Then how could you so easily agree to me changing flags with Unlimited Thousands of Machines?

[Team] Huswang: Because you like it#呲牙

[Team] Little keyboard expert: What if I don't like it?

[Team] Haswan: Then resolutely resist!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I don't like love orders?

[Team] Haswan: ...

[Team] Hashiwan: Then terminate it, I will not refund the order, or you will not get your salary

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Just kidding

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I'm going to plant the flag

[Team] Huswang: #笑吧吧吧吧

To say that Huswan is fine, the one who can handle the keyboard does not agree, and after putting the flag with a Jianchun, he sits down and adjusts his breath, and cuts the target task to Huswan. The target of the other party has always been him. So after seeing the target of the little keyboard expert cutting on him, he immediately sent a smiley face in the team chat channel.Today, the little keyboard expert is going to vomit seeing this expression, but there is nothing that can happen.

Because Huswan is so good today.

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Are you here without taking your medicine?

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Yes, yes, what's the matter?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Did Haswan come over today and place some strange orders?

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: No, what's the matter?

[Guild] Jinghai Guixu: Little expert, don't you feel the need to explain what is called a strange order? #laugh

【Guild】Little keyboard expert: nothing #despise

[Guild] Mengmengda: I see that you have been in Chengdu since you went online. Don’t you do any missions today?What time is it, and the daily routine is finished?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: this is the problem

[Guild] Mengmengda: Huh?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: As soon as Huswan was online today, he asked me if I wanted to plant a flag. I thought he would just say whatever he wanted, but then he said that he could do it in Chengdu. I followed, and then he let me go Flag up

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: So he asked you if you want to plant a flag, is it really simply do you want to plant a flag?

[Guild] Mengmengda: Although there is no difference between the first sentence and the last sentence you said, I actually understand it!

[Guild] Have a blast: Maybe he just doesn't want to do daily work

[Guild] I am proud of myself: Don't make trouble, Huswan can't wait to drag the little expert's thigh and let him accompany me to do daily routines three times a day

[Guild] Mengmengda: Picture sense! [-]

[Guild] Did not take medicine: You ask him, is he hooking up with someone behind your back, guilty?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Can you stop brainstorming anytime, anywhere? #despise

[Guild] Did not take medicine: I am not on the same planet as him, I can’t understand his brain waves

[Guild] Mengmengda: Don't ask me, I don't understand either.earthlings, serious

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: ...

After ruling out the possibility of Huswan placing the order, there is only one reason that the little keyboard expert can think of-his legs, but he didn't know about this matter yesterday. How long is the reflex arc?

Could it be that... something strange was sent over?

[Team] Keyboardist: Have you been on Taobao recently?

[Team] Haswan: No, what's the matter?Is there an event?

[Team] Hashiwang: Isn’t there an event on Double Eleven?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: It's okay

[Team] Haswan: Oh

【Team】Little keyboard expert: Go clear your daily life

[Team] Hashiwan: Don't plant the flag yet?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: boring

[Team] Hashiwan: Because Qianjichang is not here?

【Team】Little keyboard expert: #despise

[Team] Hashiwan: I'll just talk casually, what should I do first?

[Team] Little Keyboard Expert: Battlefield

[Team] Huswan: I'll go to the queue!

Huswan’s abnormal behavior lasted for about four days, and the little keyboard expert is almost used to it. It’s only occasionally, when I see the #laughing expression in the team, I still miss that stupid guy who does everything against him Mr. Jun, I always feel that Huswan like that is himself. Although he is not so annoying now, he is not like him anymore.

#It must be because I have stayed with the stupid dog for too long##It doesn’t matter if he looks like him like her or like it##What to do and I’m a little worried#

[Team] Huswan: I'm about to start school

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I'm so happy to hear this news

[Team] Huswang: The thought of military training for half a month gives me a headache! ! !

[Team] Keyboardist: Did you go to university?

[Team] Haswan: Yes

[Team] Huswan: I definitely didn’t have much time to play games at the beginning

【Team】Little keyboard expert: I will clear up your daily routine

[Team] Huswan: No need, just let it go

[Team] Keyboardist: Then what's the point of taking daily orders?

It can't be said that it's for being with you.Huswang complained silently in his heart. In order to change the topic, he began to ask the little keyboard expert about the university.

[Team] Haswan: I heard that the classrooms in the university are not fixed. After this class, it is possible to go from one end of the school to another. Is it true or not?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: possible

[Team] Hashiwan: Thinking about it, I'm a little excited

[Team] Little keyboard expert: It’s just a little fresh at the beginning

[Team] Haswan: Have you joined any clubs?

【Team】Keyboard expert: no

[Team] Haswan: Where's the student union?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: no

[Team] Huswang: Then your college life must have been dull

[Team] Little keyboard expert: OK

Apparently he didn't want to talk about this topic, and the little keyboard expert took the initiative to ask which university Huswan went to.

【Team】Hazwan: W Big

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Team] Haswan: What's wrong?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Project [-]

[Team] Huswan: That's right #呲牙

Although the little keyboard expert is calmly chatting with Haswan, his heart is already filled with WTF.Please come and tell him personally, why Huswan wants to go to university in H city? !Why is he studying W University? !