Sword net 3: chicken flying and dog jumping

Retired from the team that didn’t take the medicine, Huswang immediately clicked on the friend list to group the keyboard expert, but found that the other party was not online, Huswang guessed that the keyboard operator had gone to the boss’s account to call him, and he didn’t I was in a hurry to contact the little keyboard expert, but went to Taobao to take a daily order.The little keyboard expert does not have his own daily list, so it is not convenient to call him in the future, let alone form a team at any time.

Customer Service - Didn't take medicine: Hey, you placed an order for the little expert again?Little Wang Wang, come and tell my sister, how are you going to outwit a scumbag?

Haswan: You will know when the time comes

Customer Service - Didn't take medicine: What's the matter with us, you're still playing tricks in front of me?

Huswang: What is your relationship with the little expert? Did he not tell you about the five poisons?

Customer service - no medicine: what you said is so reasonable, I can't refute it

Huswang: Anyway, don’t mention the five poisons in front of young experts

Customer Service - Didn't take medicine: I know, I know, my sister is still doing things properly

Turning off Taobao and Want Want, Hashiwang went to the trading house for a while, and then changed a dozen sets of appearances at the gate of Chang'an West City, and finally chose one that I like. Now everything is ready and I owe Dongfeng, and then haha Shi Wang opened WeChat in a particularly angry (xin) calm (xu) spirit (qi) leisurely (duan), and sent a message to the little keyboard expert.

Haswan: What are you doing?

Little keyboardist: playing Daming Palace

Huswang: I just took this month’s daily list [laughs]

Little keyboardist: hehe

Haswan: When will you be online?

Keyboard expert: wait, only An Lushan is left

Haswang: Is there any order after the Daming Palace?

Little keyboard expert: There is a JJC that rushes [-]

Huswang: Do we have to fight today?

Little keyboard expert: That's not necessary, what's the matter?

Hushi Wang: Well, Daming Palace will be online after the game is over in a while, I need you if I need anything

Keyboard expert: Got it

Huswang: Now that it’s online, come directly to Chang’an West City

Keyboard expert: Do you want to be famous?

Haswan: no

Keyboard wiping expert: Why didn't you go to Chang'an West City?This map has been open for a month or two, but I haven't seen you go there, the map hasn't been opened yet, right?

Haswan: Just come!

For Huswan's behavior of twitching from time to time, the little keyboard expert has long been used to it, put the phone aside, and gave the bloody master T a clean sip, raising the blood volume.

"Five or seven thousand can you grow a snack?! The main T almost collapsed! The poisonous sister of the second team, you have to watch the blood of the main T at any time, the wolf is coming, hide and hide, are you stupid, stand there and let it Bite, why don’t you touch China with such dedication!” The team leader Kai Mai yelled, “I’m the last boss, can I have some snacks?”

The little keyboard expert took off the headset and threw it aside, then dug out his ears, and decided to block the leader for 1 minute, allowing the ears to fly freely.

The Daming Palace regiment he was following wasn't a scam, nor was he considered a gangster, but the regiment leader had a bad temper, and he caught and bit anyone, which was more annoying than those little wolves running around.

After the little expert at the keyboard pulled the main T back from the brink of life and death again, he changed to a more comfortable position and sat down, waiting for the boss to turn the stage.

Huswan asked him to go to Chang'an West City, where there was nothing special except for some prestige tasks, not to mention that he couldn't even use Qinggong.Among all the maps, apart from Datang Prison, Chang'an City is the least favored by keyboardists. On weekdays, even people meet in Chengdu. Today, they suddenly changed places. He had to think about all possible situations in advance. .

More than ten minutes later, An Lushan lay down, and a group of Xiuxiu stepped on the butterfly feet to chase after him. The little keyboard master sat at the foot of Anlu Mountain with five poisons in his hands, adjusting his breath. number, and gave up again.

As a result, he missed his only chance to meet the correct answer.

He drove the boss to Chengdu to get off the assembly line, and the little keyboard expert changed to his own number, and went straight to Chang'an City. After crossing the map, he was put into the team, and he was very fast.

[Team] Haswan: Are you on?Laixi City

[Team] Little keyboard expert: The prestige missions here are particularly perverted, even if you place an order, I will never do it with you

[Team] Huswan: #Contempt

The little keyboard expert called out his green chicon, and after riding on it, he found that the horse was running very slowly. Click on the character attribute table to see that the status of the green chicon was hungry. In this state, the green chicon Cong is no different from a full-fledged Tao Li Ma, all of which have to be classified as slow speed, plus he can't use the light work on horseback, he is just scratching his head in agitation.

On the maps where other small keyboard experts often go, he flies directly in all places, and the existence of horses has no effect on him at all, but after arriving here, he almost couldn't resist clicking on the mall to buy them. A special effect horse that can cover his half a month's food expenses.

The sound effect of the horseshoes is really killing people.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Why did you have to choose such a place? !Can't even use light work!

Seeing these words in the team, Hushiwang immediately imagined the appearance of the little keyboard expert yelling at himself in the room, as if he could even hear the echo of the voice, today's theme is not to let the operator The little keyboard expert came to kill him, and Hashiwang especially consciously rode out to pick up the little keyboard expert.

[Team] Haswan: Come up, I'll take you there

Huswang found a young keyboard expert, and invited the two riders, and Feisha in the couch bag rushed into the thick fog with two hooves on his back.Jintu automatically disarmed the double cavalry, but Hashiwang didn't realize it, and rode the horse straight to the viewing stage, only to find that the little keyboard expert was gone after taking the horse away.

[Team] Haswan: Why are you there?

[Team] Little Keyboardist: Automatically cancel dual cavalry

[Team] Haswan: I'm coming to find you

[Team] Keyboard expert: No, I'll just come over

It was only two steps away, and the little keyboard expert stepped on the clouds and came in front of Haswan.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Can you tell me what you are doing here now?

The little keyboard expert had just finished speaking in the team when he saw his name on TV.

Hushiwang knights spent a lot of money, and arranged a wonderful silk and bamboo dance for the little keyboard master knights in Hu Yulou, West City, Chang'an!This song should only exist in the sky, and Zhu Ying flies in all directions.All you knights with a sense of elegance, please go to the West City of Chang'an City to watch it!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Is this what you said?

Then, Huswan used practical actions to show the little keyboard expert that if he really thinks that ordering a dance is the ultimate, he still thinks too much of his lower limit.

A series of ten True Orange Hearts were blown up in Chang'an West City. The World Channel was stunned by the system notification for ten seconds, and the copy party couldn't react at all. He was stunned with anger.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: What exactly do you want to do?

Huswang still didn't answer him, and continued to use his actions to prove that he has no technology and no connotation. Since the true orange heart, a rotten confession weapon on the street, can't shake the touch of a small keyboard expert It is time for the eachother alliance, known as the alliance of coal bosses, to debut.

If it is said that a series of ten local tyrant hearts can only make the copying party spread "#恶有什么意思 in the world, the copying party has one [true orange heart]", then ten coal boss alliances in a row can make a package with only The pvp party with a few thousand gold cried bitterly, making the pve party who can only work part-time to earn money to save equipment, scolding the sky.

You are ruthless!You are unjust!You are vexatious!

[World] Pulis Goang: Another hot military man!

[World] Harry Potter: Mr. Wang, I want to give you a monkey #kiss

[World] It's strange, you go first: Mr. Wang, do you lack leg accessories?

[World] Stupid: I saw a little expert again in the system announcement, he is like a god of my generation in West Lake Villa!

[World] Thousands of Flowers and Thousand Discs: There are always a few people who are unwilling to let go of the World Channel. I just want to say, such a person, please let me go!

[World] My husband Sicong: I have reason to believe that Wang is always my husband's trumpet

[World] Unlimited Thousands of Changes: When you have a wedding, remember to call me #笑

It's not just the world that boils, but also gangs.

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: I'm sorry!Fuck!I'm so fucking crazy!I knew that Huswan was going to solve this matter, but I didn't know that he solved it in such a simple and rude way!

[Guild] Mengmengda: What should I do!So simple and rude with connotation!I think I'm going to fall in love with Stupid Dog!no!I feel like I'm suffocating!

[Guild] I am proud of myself: If the object is Huswan, I think it’s okay to bend #笑

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: The teammate you sold without taking the medicine?

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Who cares who sells teammates at this time?I just want to know what other big moves are waiting for the little experts. I have never seen so many coal boss alliances burning in the system bulletin in my life. No, I have to go to the field to see

[Guild] Mengmeng: Let's go!

[Guild] Did not take medicine: Is there a group? !Here I have [Juyi Order] Guilds that need to be recruited. Deduction [-]

[Guild] Jinghai Return to Ruins: [-]

[Guild] Did not take medicine: #despise

【Guild】School II rule the world: [-]

[Guild] I am proud of myself: [-]

【Guild】Great and good life: [-]

The gang knocked down one by one, and there was no way to count without taking medicine, so they could only order Juyi Order to drag it from beginning to end.In the end, there were [-] people who came online professionally, and as many as [-] people successfully arrived in Chang'an West City, forming two large groups alive, completing the record for the largest number of guilds gathered on the same map.

As far as the eye could see, the viewing stage was surrounded by people who were reserved for professionals. Passers-by almost thought that the viewing stage had been reserved for professional contractors.

This is not the point, the point is that there is no place to stand in front of the viewing stage, the whole is a pink ocean, and the little keyboard master and Huswan are standing in the center of this ocean.

The grand fireworks show, which will be called "Chang'an West City Arson Incident" in the future, is being screened in front of everyone. The only regret is that this wonderful confession is actually a silent film.

[Team] Did not take medicine: We went to so many people, will it make Xiaowangwang feel stressed?

[Team] Mengmengda: Don't worry, with a stupid dog's brain, he may think that we are here to cheer him on

[Team] I'm proud of myself: Isn't it?

[Team] Mengmengda: ...it seems to be true

[Team] Jinghai Returns to the Market: According to my experience, young experts are going to be popular

[Team] Didn't take medicine: He's already hot now!

[Team] Mengmengda: No... I think the fire of the boss may be that fire

[Team] I am proud of myself: I am a little afraid to see the reaction of the young master

[Team] Did not take medicine:! ! !

【Team】Secondary [-] rules the world: You can't do vendettas here, right?

[Team] Mengmengda: But I think the little expert also has feelings for the stupid dog!

[Team] Didn't take medicine: It's one thing to have feelings or not!But whether to showdown or not is another matter!

[Team] Adorable: What the hell!Is it not my imagination? !Is the stupid dog really in love with the little expert? !

[Team] I am proud: ...

[Team] Didn’t take medicine: It’s not easy for you to react now

[Team] Mengmengda: Don't talk to me!I want to run two laps downstairs!

【Team】Secondary Two Rule the World: What? !showdown? !Is it the showdown that writes the showdown and reads it as a confession to explain it to death? !

[Team] Tranquility Returns to the Market: #灯灯

[Team] Did not take medicine: What is this scene if it is not a showdown? !It was short of writing "I want to let the whole Jisan know that I have contracted the little keyboard master" on the system announcement!How long is your reflex arc?how long!

I have to say that the truth is gone without taking medicine.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: It's okay, what are you doing?Burning hands with too much money?

[Team] Haswan: No

[Team] Little Keyboardist: Do you think it's fun to do this?

[Team] Huswang: I just want a better atmosphere

[Team] Keyboardist: Our definition of good atmosphere is a little different

[Team] Haswan: Uh...

[Team] Little keyboard expert: What's the matter with you?Is it possible that getting all the members of our gang here to watch my jokes is your ultimate goal?

[Team] Haswan: No, I just want to tell you about my feelings

[Team] Little Keyboardist: My feeling is that I'm being treated like a monkey show. It really makes me angry. If you don't say something that makes me feel that I have to do it, in the next 24 In hours, I'll have an unconditional vendetta against you

[Team] Huswan: I like you

The especially eloquent and eloquent keyboardist lost his voice in an instant. If his avatar was not still on in the team, Haswan almost thought he was offline.

[Team] Huswan: Although it sounds a bit unbelievable, I really like you

[Team] Hashiwan: It’s not the kind of love that you just call your wife and husband when you find a relationship in the game, it’s the kind of love that wants to live with you

[Team] Huswang: It was a bit sudden, no, it’s not sudden, I had this idea a long time ago, but I didn’t expect that I would say this to you, I planned to keep it in my heart Yes, but when I knew that person appeared again, I couldn't help it

[Team] Huswan: Little expert, although we don't spend much time together, but...can you please give me such a chance to stand by your side?

The author has something to say: Thank you Xiao Mo, Cang Jian, Shi Yan, and Ah Chou. Goodbye, goodbye mine, meme!