Sword net 3: chicken flying and dog jumping

[Team] Huswan: I have two days off on weekends!no class!

【Team】Little keyboard expert: #谦呀呀Awesome, I didn’t have weekends as early as seven years ago

[Team] Haswan: ...

[Team] Keyboard expert: Congratulations on your success in pulling hatred #笑

[Team] Hashiwan: I'll bring food, what do you want to eat, I'll make it for you!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Whatever you want

That's right, the current attitude of the little keyboard expert is to let it go. Anyway, even if he says no to Huswang, he can still hear it as yes. Huswang has his own unique advantages in distorting facts and distorting things out of context. Comprehension ability, normal people have no way to communicate with him, anyway, as long as you understand that he always listens to what he wants to hear.

[Team] Huswang: There will be a super-seen movie on Sunday, do you want to watch it with me?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: no

[Team] Huswang: We have known each other for so long and haven't come out together, come on come on

[Team] Little Keyboardist: Dating is your girlfriend's responsibility and obligation, not mine

[Team] Huswan: There is no such thing as a girlfriend!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: #Despise the last time, didn’t you say that girls from other classes asked your class leader about you?

[Team] Huswan: What's the matter with the girlfriend!

[Team] The little keyboard expert: just go on a few more dates

[Team] Huswan: Don't make trouble!

【Team】Little keyboard expert: #despise

[Team] Huswan: I'll come over tomorrow night!Remember to give me a warm welcome!

[Team] Little Keyboardist: Tomorrow is only Thursday!

[Team] Haswan: Yes!There is only one physical education class on Friday morning, I decided to skip class

[Team] Little expert keyboard operator: What a knitting class!

[Team] Huswan: To prove that there is no one but you and me, no girlfriend!Absolutely not!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: All this is on my head?What does it matter to me?And where's the logic? !

[Team] Hashiwan: Generally, skipping classes is just to date a girlfriend or something

[Team] Keyboardist: What kind of logic?

[Team] Hashiwan: That's why I skipped class and came to date you

【Team】Little keyboard expert: How come I don’t know when I had sex reassignment surgery#恨想

[Team] Haswan: Do you admit that you are my girlfriend? !

[Team] Little keyboard expert: The focus is on "female"!

[Team] Husky: No, no, the point is "dating"! #laugh

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

Every time after chatting with Haswan, the little keyboard expert wants to drink a glass of water to calm himself down. Talking to a person whose brain circuit is different from ordinary people is really tiring.

"Little expert, little expert! Are you there? Open the door, hurry up!"

"Is it a soul?" The little keyboard expert heard the sound of Huswan slamming on the door, and hurriedly pushed the wheelchair over, "Why are you in such a hurry?"

"I want to pee!" After saying this, Hushi Wang put the vegetables on the ground, quickly shook off his shoes, and rushed to the bathroom.

The little keyboard expert who was shocked by Huswan again: "..."

"Comfortable!"

"Next time you do this 'don't let the fat water flow to outsiders', I don't promise not to use force against you." The little keyboard expert looked at Haswan with a horrible expression, and he even doubted his taste in making friends. How much lack of love is it to let Haswan come and go to his house casually in such a bright and dignified place? !

"I'm going to cook!" - by Huswan

How much can a person change?

In the past [-] short years, most people lived step by step. Maybe they will work hard and strive towards a certain goal, from obscurity to fame. They are brilliant, but the key word that supports them is struggle rather than change.

Change the word, as if it was born for people like Huswan.

No matter who sees Huswan who is doing housework now, it is impossible to connect him with the housework scum who almost smashed the dishes in the house of the little keyboard expert half a year ago. From the initial rush to the present He can do a job with ease, regardless of whether he can clean up the sanitation, at least he has a shelf.

The most important thing is that the little keyboard expert is the main reason why he made such a change.Even the little keyboard expert himself finds it a little unbelievable, where does he get the magic power to change a person, and even make him change for himself.

Sounds like a joke.

"When the weather cools down next month, I'll bring over the hot pot base and ingredients, and we'll eat it in hot pot." Huswang said while cracking egg flowers, "Enoki mushrooms are a must, you like them, mushroom tribute balls, tenderloin Some meat, frozen tofu, mutton rolls and beef rolls, and some green vegetables, how about spinach?"

The little keyboard expert recovered from his absent-minded state, he glanced at Hushi Wang who was staring at him fiercely, and returned the other party's inexplicable look.

Haswan smiled at him and repeated: "Spinach, do you like spinach?"

"It's okay." Seeing Hushiwang's smile, the little keyboard expert quickly looked away and coughed lightly to make his reaction seem normal.

"I've been hearing you coughing all the time recently. Do you have a cold? Have you taken any medicine?"

The little keyboard expert: "..."

"Huh?" Seeing that the little keyboard master didn't answer him, Huswang made a questioning nasal sound.

"...shut up and you will."

The little keyboard expert who suddenly feels shy when he sees Hushi Wang laughing feels that maybe...maybe he really needs to take some medicine.

Realizing that he was a little different from before towards Huswan, the little keyboard expert calmly pretended to be okay, but he had to admit that his resistance to Huswan was getting weaker and weaker, and all the way Go to this abyss where there is no resistance at all.

"Walk a hundred steps after dinner and live to 99. You can't live at home like this every day. Look at you, there is no blood on your face."

"To shut up!"

"Just walk 99 steps, not one more step, if you don't believe me count!" Ha Shiwang put the sliced ​​apples on a plate, handed them to the hand of the little keyboard expert, and said staringly at him.

"The expression is so disgusting, get out of my way."

Huswang inserted a piece of apple for the little keyboard expert, and then picked up a piece to eat himself. There was something in his mouth, and his speech was slurred.

"To be honest, you should go out for a walk and breathe more fresh air, it's good for your health."

"Don't talk while you're eating."

"You obviously said that too." Haswan retorted.

"I'm different from you."

"This is a complete double standard!" Huswang said, "I will not accept it! Appeal!"

Talking about Hushiwang, he pushed the little keyboard expert and went out...

go out……

door open...

Up...

The little keyboardist, who lowered his head and tried to avoid eye contact with others, gritted his teeth and asked, "Did I not hit you for too many days, making you think that I am actually easy to bully?"

"Okay, okay, we're all out, let's enjoy the scent of birdsong and flowers outside, and fight as we like when we go back at night." Huswang didn't care at all, and said with a good-natured smile.

I don't know that those words hit the little keyboard expert, so he really calmed down.

He has lived here for six years, and there are only a handful of things to go out. Except for the road from the gate of the community to his own house, he has never been to other places in the community, so he does not know that there is a basketball court in front of Building No. [-]. , I don’t know that there are often people playing badminton downstairs in Building No. [-], and there are slides and swings for children between Building No. [-] and No. [-].

Huswan pushed him all the way without speaking, quietly, the late autumn wind felt a little cold on his face, he shrank his neck, and then a coat was draped over his body, at that moment, he Shrouded by the smell of Huswan, my mind was dizzy, and I even lost my way.

"When I come out tomorrow, I have to wear it for an extra day. This is the wind outlet, and the wind is very strong at night."

"So who is to blame?"

Huswan bent down and leaned into the ear of the little keyboard expert, and said, "Okay, blame me."

"Why are you so close? It's not like I can't hear you." The little keyboard expert rubbed his red ears, and continued to criticize with a straight face.

After walking around the neighborhood a few times, Huswang was sweating all over, but because he was worried that the little keyboard expert would catch a cold from the wind, he went back soon.

Everything is developing for the better, Hushi Wang thought, now the little keyboard expert does not reject contact with himself, and is willing to go out for a walk with him when the weather is good. Walking together by myself, very slowly, but very happy.

I wish I could grow old overnight on days like this.

"It's said that pine nut fish doesn't do this."

"I've read recipes on the Internet, and that's it!" Hu Shiwang expressed dissatisfaction.

"Are you right or am I right?" The little keyboard expert felt that Huswang had become more and more courageous recently, daring to challenge himself openly and showing a stubborn look of unrepentant.

After thinking for a moment, Haswan said decisively: "You are right!"

The little keyboard expert who felt that his blood that wanted to choke was fed to the dog: "..."

"Try something else next time."

"The problem must be the ketchup."

Seeing the determined appearance of the little keyboard expert, Huswan really couldn’t refute him saying that it had nothing to do with the ketchup he bought, it’s because you bought a brand that you are not used to, so you read it all the way. Is it really worth it?ah ah ah ah ah!

"Jin Heng?"

"I told you not to call me..." The young keyboardist stopped abruptly, because he realized that the voice was not coming from his side but behind him.

The moment Huswan heard the voice, he was like a dog whose tail was stepped on by someone else, and he straightened his fur to protect himself from danger.On the other hand, the performance of the little keyboard expert was mediocre, so I didn't feel surprised at all.

"Sure enough, it's you. I feel familiar from the back." The person who spoke was Gao Ye who hadn't seen him for many years.

The little keyboard expert smiled and said, "I can't. When I met you, I didn't have a limp leg like I do now."

Gao Ye was [-]% blocked by the words of the little keyboard expert. In this matter, he still has no right to speak. No matter whether he has made efforts in the past, a mistake is a mistake.

After all, Gao Ye quickly adjusted his expression, looked at the little keyboard expert with a gentle look, and asked, "Jinheng, don't you want to introduce me? Who is the one next to you?"

"What's up?"

"It's not a big deal..."

The little keyboard expert interrupted Takano, and he said: "It's a small matter, there is something to talk about, but since we haven't seen each other for so many years, there is probably nothing to do, so we can draw a connection between you and me ?”

"Jinheng, I know you blame me..."

"Don't, I don't blame you at all, but I want to thank you." The little keyboard expert kept smiling while talking, and Huswan squeezed his elbow tightly, for fear that he would rush into Gao Ye's control range within.

"This……"

"Thank you for letting me see clearly what is heartless and ungrateful, thank you for letting me see clearly what is impermanence in the world, thank you for letting me see clearly what is wolf-hearted, and thank you for letting me see clearly what is called a beast in clothes."

Hushiwang laughed out of face. It was the first time he felt that the words of four words were so touching, and he silently made a note in his heart, and he would use this move to beat all invincible opponents in the world.

"I didn't come here to be angry with you. I have contacted some well-known foreign experts. I may have a consultation on your... your leg in the near future."

"Six years after the car accident?" The little keyboard expert really laughed this time, "Gao Ye, why didn't I know you were so noble? Even if it's just a scene, can you act more realistically? Do you think, One leg has been disabled for six years, can I regain my health and become grateful to you because of your high-ranking charity? Why? I want you to take all the good things?"

"Jinheng, I have the ability to let you live a better life now. I am divorced and can control my future life. We can start again. I will support you unconditionally in whatever you want, as long as you are willing to return by my side."

"What makes you think that I have to go back to you after you get divorced?" The little keyboard expert was almost defeated by this divine logic that was even more divine than Haswan's.

"Can you really let go of our past relationship? If you really let go, why is there no one around you?"

"Didn't you see him standing next to him panting? I think you not only like to talk to yourself, but you are also blind."

The little keyboard expert was amused by Huswan's choking sound, and felt that the laughter was a bit out of place in such a serious occasion, so he coughed and tried to bring it over.

Haswan turned his head and glanced at the little keyboard expert, and leaned closer to his ear and said, "You will fall in love with such a scum, and your eyesight is not so good, it's still blue."

The little keyboard expert rolled his eyes and poked Hushiwang's waist, Hushiwang pursed his lips, and the hand holding him tightened a bit.

Seeing the interaction between Huswan and the little keyboard expert, he was as shameless as Takano, and he couldn't hold back anymore. He pulled out an arrogant smile, raised his eyebrows, looked Huswan up and down, sneered, and asked Said: "Are you that husky?"

"Fortunately, fortunately, in my lifetime, I can finally see a weasel, ah, let me add, it's alive." Hashwang laughed.

"Sure enough, it's you. You have sharp teeth and a sharp mouth. Judging by your face, you're not an adult, are you?"

"Hmm... I knew it was you from a distance. You smelled this smell. You've been a scumbag for many years, right?" Haswang took a deep breath and said seriously.

Gao Ye's face was completely gloomy because of those two words. He looked at Haswang and said, "Do you think standing by Jinheng's side can represent anything now? I can give him the most meaningful life, as long as he returns to By my side, he doesn’t have to worry about the rest of his life. How about you? Are you still in school? Do you have financial resources? Can you provide Jinheng with everything he wants? You don’t even know what you want, so pretend here What affectionate?"

"What I want, I have no comment. I only know that when he needs it, I will stand by his side instead of bragging to him about how great and capable I am. The result is just empty talk." Ha Shi Wang's expression also became serious, "To be honest, calling you a scumbag is an insult to the word scumbag. You have caused so much harm to Jinheng and disappeared without a word for so many years. Now you think When I am capable, when I am divorced and feel lonely, I want to beckon Jinheng to come back to you, take a fucking mirror to look at me, even with your stinking virtue, you deserve to call him Jinheng!"

"What the hell are you talking about!" Gao Ye was furious, raising his fist and preparing to greet Huswan.

"It's very pretty, isn't it?" the little keyboard expert said suddenly.

Gao Ye's fist was nailed in mid-air, he turned his head to look at the little keyboard expert, and put down his hand resentfully, but the fire in his eyes was obviously aimed at Haswan.

"Gao Ye, I also opened up and said that there is no need for you and me to meet again in the future. After so long, I also have my own life. Whether you are divorced or remarried, it doesn't matter to me at all." It doesn't even catch up with what I should eat tomorrow morning, it's more worth thinking about, it was broken seven years ago, there is no need to bother, you go, I'm serious, I don't want to see you now."

Takano listened silently to the words of the little keyboard expert, and seemed to want to take a step forward, but Hashiwang gave him a quick ride, and had already protected the little keyboard expert behind him.

Gao Ye finally stopped at the same place, he said: "I will not give up so easily, Jin Heng, remember my words, as long as you are willing, you are welcome to come back to me at any time."

The ones who answered Gao Ye were the ignorance of the little keyboard expert and the cold snort of Huswan. Gao Ye, who could not please both sides, left quickly. up.

"Little expert?" Before going to bed, Huswang called the little keyboard expert who was about to enter the room. The other party stopped and waited for him to finish speaking, "I am very touched today."

"I do not know what you're talking about."

"I know I'm young and not sure, but... I'm really..."

"Okay, I'm going to bed, good night." The little keyboard expert interrupted Huswan, and hurried away almost in despair.

Huswang chased to the door of the little keyboard expert, but was slapped on the nose by the other party. Huswang screamed, squatted down and covered his face, knocked on the door unwillingly, and said in a low voice: " You wait, little expert! I will never let you down! I will definitely be able to wait until the day you accept me!"

"Sleep or not!"

Hushiwang sank his dantian, and replied angrily: "Go to sleep now!"

Even though it has changed a lot, in front of the young keyboard master, Huswang is always the cowardly Huswang, unable to turn over.

The author has something to say: I want you to know that this is the consequence of your willfulness!Double change, no reason, I'm self-willed too #doge