Sword net 3: chicken flying and dog jumping

For the default love behavior of the little keyboard expert, Ha Shiwang was so happy. That night, he prepared a super rich hot pot meal to reward the keyboard expert, and he acted as if he was the master of the house. .

"The mutton roll was taken out a bit, rinsed a little longer, and then it was taken out of the refrigerator." Hushiwang looked around and gave something to the little keyboard master, "Do you want to eat beef louvers? Rinse a little too?"

"I'll do it myself." The little keyboardist put down some mushroom tribute balls, and frantically scooped up the rotten bean curd sticks.

"Put some frozen tofu, cook it more, it tastes better." Ha Shiwang asked the little keyboard expert to pass the frozen tofu to himself, and then put the newly prepared sauce in front of him, and he almost finished it put the portion next to his own bowl.

The young expert at the keyboard was sweating profusely from eating, and was a little dazed for a while, thinking that Huswan could not even cook a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes a few months ago, but today he can prepare such a big meal without rushing, and the craftsmanship It's getting better and better, the sauce can't be better, it's even more addictive than those famous hot pots he ate outside.

"Do you want to put down some green vegetables?"

Haswan has been busy all the time, and has little time to eat. On the other hand, not only is there no shortage of food in his bowl, but there is a tendency to pile up more and more.

"Enough is enough, you eat by yourself."

Hushiwang nodded, picked up a chopstick of bean curd sticks, dipped it in the sauce left over from the little keyboard expert, and then continued to make arrangements for him.

The little keyboard expert finally got mad and yelled: "Eat well, what kind of yuba are you eating with so much meat, don't pretend to be pitiful anytime, anywhere, I am not harsh on your food, change a bowl of sauce, this bowl is leftover from my eating !"

Hashwang nodded again and again, stuffed a mouthful of mutton into his mouth indiscriminately, using the sauce from the bowl of the little keyboard expert, and then continued to rinse things into the bowl of the little keyboard expert.

The little keyboard expert: "..."

After a meal of hot pot, I couldn't even move my keyboard and hands, and I slumped on the sofa.Seeing Hushiwang bring another plate of fruit, he quickly said: "I can't eat it anymore, I really can't eat it anymore, it's all stuck in my throat, take it away, I feel like vomiting when I see it."

"Do you have digestion pills at home? Take two." Hushi Wang put down the fruit plate, sat next to the keyboardist and rubbed his stomach.

The little keyboard expert slapped Haswan's hand away, and said, "Take a look at the second drawer of the bedside table in the bedroom."

After taking the medicine, the keyboard operator didn't feel much better, so Huswan sat with him in the living room watching TV, and when he was full, he turned on the heater. The keyboard operator was a little drowsy. Hugging him into his arms, the little keyboard expert elbowed Huswang, without much effort, Hushiwang patted the keyboard kid's arm in a funny way, telling him to be good and not to move around, hugging But he didn't let go of his hand.

"I want to take a shower." The little keyboard expert muttered.

"Let's go after a break. It's not good to take a shower after eating." Haswan's fingers circled around the hair of the little keyboard expert. From time to time, he lowered his head and kissed the top of the other's hair. the vibe.

The little keyboard expert knew that this state was not right, but since he was too full to move, he simply let him go for a while. As a result, the little keyboard expert fell asleep after a while.

Huswang picked up the little keyboard expert who had fallen asleep and entered the bedroom, spread out the quilt to cover him, and as soon as he touched the soft bed, the little keyboard expert turned over and moved away from Haswan's side Huswang bowed his head and kissed the ear of the little keyboard expert, then closed the door lightly and walked out.

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Huswang: Besides my orders, what orders has the little expert recently taken?

Did not take medicine: Received a JJC substitute

Huswang: Is that too tiring to let others pick it up?

Didn’t take the medicine: [Pick nose] Don’t make a fuss, just point at JJC to make money, what do you think you can earn with the usual power leveling and daily orders

Huswang: How much can you earn by taking an order?

Did not take medicine: commercial secrets will not be announced [pick nose]

I am proud of myself: Why are you asking this suddenly?

Huswang: Little experts spend too much time online, and it’s not good for your health to be in front of the computer for a long time

Mengmengda: Don't make trouble, please!Now the online time of the little expert is short enough, he used to be online [-] hours a day

Huswang: In this way, I can’t even let him take orders

Mengmengda: I didn't sell my teammates, seriously!

Did not take medicine: You are a student, even if you have money, it is also given by your family. After he does not make money, you will drink Northwest Wind?

Huswang: I will find a way to make money

Mengmengda: I've already started thinking about the future!What a development!Are you getting your pass tomorrow?

Huswang: I will work part-time during the winter vacation

Did not take medicine: Then leave the little expert at home alone?

Huswang: There must be something to give and something to gain

Mengmengda: This is simply not the stupid dog I know

Huswang: If you can’t let him take orders, don’t let him take orders. It’s okay to play at ordinary times, but not too intense

Did not take medicine: You know what kind of person is the little expert, he can't bear to be a freelancer

Haswan: I'll think about it again

Did not take medicine: If you really like him and respect him, don’t just treat him as your attachment, he is also an indomitable man with strong self-esteem, so he can’t stand this

Huswang: Find something else for him to do, he majored in economics, he can help me in the future

Mengmengda: Are you ready to do business?

Huswang: I didn’t think about it, maybe I opened an online store for him to play

Mengmengda: play...

Secondary school rules the world: play...

I am proud of myself: play...

Live well: have fun...

Didn't take medicine: He studied economics, not e-commerce, and played with a silly online store!

Huswang: Step by step, you have to find a way to make money, and you will inevitably be hindered after you tell your family

Mengmengda: Are you going to come out to the family? !

Haswan: It can't be underground all the time, right?

Did not take medicine: think about it, this is not easy

Huswang: I have been thinking about it during this time. There are still four years in college, and I will start a business slowly

The little keyboard expert saw that in the game, Huswang was not moving on the map of Chengdu, but his fingers were typing on the keyboard quickly, so he turned his head and asked, "Who are you chatting with?"

"They didn't take medicine."

"What are you talking about?" The little keyboard expert said and wanted to come over to watch.

Haswan quit the group interface and said: "It's nothing, you call JJC, if you want some water, I'll pour it for you."

"Don't drink." Seeing that Hushiwang was unwilling to tell himself, the little keyboard expert felt a little uncomfortable, but he didn't press the question, turned his head sullenly and continued to type [-].

No Medication: You're Still in School, What Can You Do?Purchasing?

Haswang: Many of my friends are abroad. It’s okay to be a purchasing agent, but I can’t do it myself. I don’t have time and the intensity is too high. I have to find someone. I will be the supplier and earn the difference.

Did not take medicine: Customs taxes are high and international shipping costs are also there, you still have to pay a difference, who still buys from you?

Huswang: Hong Kong is also fine, find more people to go there, pre-order what you want to buy, and then go to buy according to the shopping list

Mengmengda: You are in H city, remote control?don't make trouble

Haswan: Well-connected, no problem

No medicine: How much can I earn in a month like this?Three thousand, five thousand?Enough for the two of you?

Hashiwang: Do some market research during the winter vacation, you can't just rely on purchasing agents

Mengmengda: If it was placed half a year ago, I would definitely feel that the stupid dog was possessed by some strange person

No medicine: the power of love is great

Mengmengda: This is not just greatness, it is a miracle at all, completely changed a person

Did not take medicine: You are the only one in your family?

Haswan: Yes, the only son

Adorable:...

Mengmengda: I have foreseen your difficult journey in the future

Huswang: There is always a way, my mother loves me, it is impossible to really keep away from me because of this incident, my father may, but I don’t rely on my family, they don’t have the capital to threaten me

Mengmengda: Who is worried about you, we are worried about the little experts

Huswang: I will not let him suffer with me

Not taking medicine: need help and tell us

Husky: Natural

Secondary school rules the world: won't you get married in the future?

Huswang: No marriage, unless China's marriage law is changed to support same-sex marriage

Did not take medicine: Where your family business is, your parents must force you to have children

Huswang: There is always a way, adopt from relatives, or surrogate, we will talk about it later, it depends on whether the little expert wants it, this matter cannot be wronged

Mengmengda: With your words, if you need help in the future, just say it, and you will not hesitate to go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire

Did not take medicine: ditto

Haswan: Thank you

Hushiwang didn't know why the topic was so crooked. He was obviously asking about the situation of the little keyboard master, but it turned out that his words were completely covered by them.

"Finished talking?" The little keyboard expert turned his head to look at Hushiwang again.

Hushiwang smiled at the little keyboard expert, and said, "Well, are you still in JJC?"

"It's [-]."

"Tired? Do you want some water?"

"I'm not a bucket!"

Hushiwang smiled, and lowered his head to read the customer service rules sent to him without taking medicine. , Be awkward with yourself.

Seeing that the little keyboard expert had lost his voice, Hashiwang looked up, and then hugged his notebook and leaned towards him. Ce came over and chased him to fight, and the little keyboard expert ran after the nurse on the opposite side, the scene was chaotic.

Huswang stretched out his hand to touch the earlobe of the little keyboard expert again, but the other party turned his head to hide, still not looking at Huswang.Huswang finally understood that the little keyboard expert was making trouble, and moved a stool to sit beside him.

"Angry?"

The little keyboard expert didn't answer, he put a thunderbolt on the nanny, and then started to read Zhui Ming. There was only half a tube of blood left, and the nanny immediately lay down after resisting.Without the nurse's milk blood, the opponent's Tiance also lay down after a while.

"Don't be mad, look at this."

"Don't look at it, take it away."

Huswan cheated, hugged the little keyboard expert, and kept saying "whether you are angry or not angry", the keyboard operator was full of black lines, and pushed Haswan's face with his hands, but he couldn't push it. Curious, he squinted at Haswan's computer interface.

This action was caught by Huswang, who hurriedly pushed the computer in front of the little keyboard expert, and said, "Look."

"What the hell is this?!"

A little keyboard expert can hit Husky, but Husky cannot scold a keyboard expert.

Husband must have feelings for the little master of the keyboard, no matter how little the appearance is.

Don't think that if you get the love of being a little keyboard expert, you will get his man. Even if you get his man, you won't get his heart, so you must always exude your warm masculinity.

If conditions permit, put real oranges on the little keyboard expert, and the other party will stare at them too.

The little keyboard expert couldn't bear it when he saw the fourth item, and shouted: "What a mess, didn't I take the medicine, did I show you the customer service rules?"

"Well, I changed it."

"It's nothing, why do you change this!" The young keyboard expert blushed, not knowing whether he was angry or ashamed.

"Continue to see if there is anything to change."

"It's all a mess! Who wants to see it! Get it out of the way!" The little keyboard expert roared all the way, and Hashiwang kept his composure. In fact, he was already laughing out loud in his heart, and even turned a few somersaults.

"After reading it, we will follow this in the future."

"What the hell is this!"

"The rules of love." Hu Shiwang said while pushing the computer in front of the little keyboard expert.

The little keyboard expert backed away as hard as he could, and was already stuck on the back of the chair. He looked indifferent to the name of the code, but he didn't refute it.

"I don't know how to change Article [-], is this okay?"

When the little keyboard expert tells the sad past, he should pay attention to the scale of anger, otherwise the boss will feel frustrated and depressed.

"No sad past, no!"

"Then change it to 'A little keyboard expert says one is one, and two is definitely not three'? But this is not like the customer service code."

"You don't listen to what I say, what should I change!" the little keyboard expert shouted again.

"Then skip number five."

The little keyboard expert who was completely ignored: "..."

It is necessary to do housework for the little keyboard master, otherwise the rule [-] will be implemented, and the consequence of not doing housework is likely to be kicked out of the house.

"I'm just like the big villain. I don't force you to do housework. I hire housekeepers every week."

Haswan said: "Retire, I will do it for you later."

"Don't you go to school? Why don't you go to school these days!"

"It's almost the end of the semester, no class, review at home." Haswan said not very concerned, "There is no seventh article, think about it."

"I didn't say I was going to be involved in such an idiotic code change project."

"Don't participate, don't participate." Haswang followed the words of the little keyboard expert, and then answered, "It's the last one, please help."

The little keyboard expert: "..."

The little keyboard expert gritted his teeth and typed in the document, weeping blood and tears every sentence, and Hashiwang looked at the seventh article written by the keyboard expert "[-]. Hands-on and verbal molestation. The possibility of being exiled to the university dormitory is useless even if you kneel at the door and sing "Conquer"." He frowned, but he still didn't delete it in the end, but added a sentence "The final right of interpretation belongs to Hashi All Wang", the little keyboard expert immediately went crazy when he saw this sentence.

"So what's the point of writing this? It's completely obsequious!"

"I'll make you cheese baked rice."

The little keyboard expert who was labeled as a foodie at some point: "..."

At first, I thought this inexplicable rule was just for Huswan to change for fun, but the other party went to the printing shop downstairs and printed two copies, one for his room and one for the little keyboard master.

"Whoever wants to post such a strange thing, take it away."

The little keyboard expert sat on a chair and pushed Huswang, and Haswang bent down and kissed the ear tip of the keyboard expert, and said, "Put it on."

"Article [-]! Execute now! Move back tomorrow!" The little keyboard expert wiped his ears with a blushing face, and Hashiwang smiled and went around him to post the rules of love, "I don't listen to it at all, and I don't listen to it at all. What to post!"

"Love you, let me post."

"Smelly shameless!" shouted the little keyboard expert.

As a result, the code of shame ♂ was still posted in the room of the little keyboard expert. The keyboard expert remained silent about it, but he swept Huswan's whole body with his death gaze when he had nothing to do.

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Oh my god!

[Guild] Cute: Weibo!

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore!

[Guild] Mengmengda: Did you see it too!

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Blind, blind, blind!

[Guild] Mengmengda: Is it the love code written by Huswang!

The little keyboard expert saw the conversation between the gang who didn't take medicine and Mengmengda, turned his head and yelled: "What strange things are you posting on Weibo again!"

Huswang smiled and said, "Did they see it?"

"What do you say!" The little keyboard expert took the paper at hand and threw it at Haswan, who caught it with one hand and put it on the bed, "Didn't you say you don't want to post on Weibo?"

"It's not casual, it's very serious."

The little keyboard expert who didn't know what to say to retort: ​​"..."

【Guild】Secondary two rule the world: #Goodbye, I can't play this game anymore

【Guild】Meng Meng Da: #Goodbye, I really want to fall in love

[Guild] Didn’t take medicine: #谢谢 Every minute I want to break up with a male ticket who doesn’t understand romance

[Guild] I am proud of myself: #召走 After reading it, I am completely bent

[Guild] Returning to the Ruins of Jinghai: It’s so amazing, I’ll go and see it too

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Market: #Goodbye, get married

[Guild] Didn’t take medicine: #Goodbye, if you meet such a love, you’ll get married if you’re a little expert

[Guild] Mengmengda: #Goodbye, if you meet such a relationship, you will marry the little expert

【Guild】Qi Da Huo Hao: #Goodbye, if you meet such a relationship, you can get married if you are a little expert

【Guild】Secondary two rule the world: #Goodbye, if you meet such a relationship, you should marry a little expert

[Guild] I am proud of myself: #Goodbye, if you meet such a relationship, you can marry a little expert

【Guild】Monkey invites you to be funny: #Goodbye, if you meet such a relationship, marry me if you are a little expert

[Guild] Mo Qianqian: #Goodbye, if you meet such a relationship, marry me as a young expert

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Get rolling!

The author has something to say: I'm so stupid, really, I just remembered to put the manuscript in the manuscript box, but I didn't adjust the time#Goodbye

Thanks to Zhu Zhu, Xilou Cuomeng, Guliang, who loves to sleep, for the landmines

The author went to the hot pot again hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.