The alien god of war has to be my cat
Chapter 27 Get out of the way, the kitten is about to pretend!
【As I like...? 】
【what do you like? 】
Before Zhou Huaiyan could understand the meaning of A Fei's words, the Eighth Prince on the opposite side agreed.
"Okay! How to play?!
……
A quarter of an hour later—
One after another, alien slaves tied up archery targets and stood on the distant paddock.The game Zhou Huaiyan gave is very simple, shoot the target with an arrow.
There are a hundred slaves in the paddock, and there are also a hundred targets, which can be moved at will.Ah Fei and the Eighth Prince each hold a hundred arrows, with one red and one blue arrow feathers as a distinction, and the one that hits the red heart counts as one target.
In the end, the target number theory wins or loses.If there is a tie, the player with the shortest time wins.
It's just that the sharp arrows originally used to kill people have been replaced and turned into cloth balls dyed with paint.
The second prince did not participate in the competition, saying that he was serving as a referee for them. As for the third prince, his mother's family was confiscated. He came today just to watch Zhou Huaiyan's jokes, and did not want to get involved in it.
So in the end, in this archery competition, only Zhou Huaiyan and the eighth prince,
The Eighth Prince looked at the panic-stricken alien slaves below the paddock, and showed a bloody smile,
"Then what if I really shot someone to death?"
Although the arrows have been processed, if Zhou Huaiyin focused on the deadly places, it would be easy to shoot a few slaves to death.
"It's nerve-wracking," he said.
Zhou Huaiyan smiled, and uttered threatening words in the most casual tone
"Then I have no choice but to go to the Municipal Office and investigate the person who is dereliction of duty."
Although the Eighth Prince Zhou Huaiyin's brain is not good, his archery skills are excellent, and he even came out on top in the last spring hunt.At this distance, people will never be shot to death.
"Humph!"
The Eighth Prince snorted coldly,
"What are you gambling?"
Zhou Huaiyan didn't answer immediately, but casually took a bite of the pastry, paused with his fingertips, and fed the remaining half to the kitten in his arms,
The latter froze for a moment, blushed, and opened his mouth to eat carefully.
This scene simply confirmed the rumor that Zhou Huaiyan was infatuated with foreign slaves, even the second prince, who had been skeptical, believed it.
When Zhou Huaiyin couldn't bear it any longer, the boy opened his mouth slowly,
"I want your red feather bow."
Old Ba is most proud of his archery skills, and what he cherishes the most now is the red feather bow that he won the championship five years ago.
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Zhou Huaiyin's complexion turned extremely ugly.However, he was silent for a moment, and still agreed.
He gave a malicious smile,
"Then, I want your forbidden dagger."
Zhou Huaiyan paused with his fingertips,
"Okay."
Hearing this, Xiao Shisan was immediately overwhelmed with worry, and even the second prince showed a slightly surprised expression.
That forbidden dagger is a relic of the imperial concubine, it is of the same origin as Duke Wei's Heaven Breaking Halberd, it is made of meteorite, it is the only one in the world.It is much more precious than any Akabane bow.
Unexpectedly, Zhou Huaiyan was really willing.
At this time, the young man changed the subject,
"But the starling knows that I am weak and can't even hold a heavy bow, so I need to find someone to compare with you."
The Eighth Prince frowned before showing his smug smile,
"Who do you want on?!"
His eyes fell on Hongdou, and anyone with a little ear would know that the grand maid next to Zhou Huaiyan was given by the Duke of Wei. She was amazing in martial arts, even proficient in archery.
"Don't worry, it's not red beans."
Zhou Huaiyan's beautiful peach-blossom eyes were curved, making many of the young maids onlookers blush.
"Let my kitten compete with you."
The young man patted Ah Fei's buttocks, the latter trembled all over, and then stood up according to the master's will.However, the eighth prince didn't even look at him, he just stared at Zhou Huaiyan,
"You dare to humiliate me with this lowly slave?"
Zhou Huaiyan didn't answer, just beckoned, and the palace lady leaned over,
"Red Dou, go and get my forbidden dagger."
"Yes, Your Highness."
At this time, Zhou Huaiyan looked at him,
"Brother can see my sincerity. If you still refuse, is it because you are afraid that you won't be able to win my kitten?"
Zhou Huaiyin was really provoked, although he knew that this was a provocative method, but he couldn't believe that a lowly slave who was to be played with and made fun of in bed could be so powerful!
The man waved his sleeve——
"Okay, let the second brother be a witness, I bet!"
Zhou Huaiyan played with the forbidden dagger in his hand,
"It's a word."
The Eighth Prince laughed and asked people to take out his red feather bow. The bow was forged by the top bow master in the Great Zhou Dynasty. It was red all over and was once the favorite of a certain famous general in the previous dynasty.
But Ah Fei didn't have the heart to look at the so-called magic bow at all.His face was still red, as if he hadn't recovered from being touched and hugged by the teenager just now,
The master just took... took his... Ah Fei, who has stayed in the slave camp, knows that men have many special hobbies. Some people like plump buttocks very much. I don't know the master. like or not.....
Although the reason clearly knows that the master is just using him to show others, but when the master hugs him, touches him, and even feeds him the half-bitten pastry,
Ah Fei couldn't help but get excited.Obviously, being watched by so many people is obviously such an unsightly thing, but... But he really, really likes, really likes his master touching him like that.For a moment, he even wondered if the master would put his hand inside his clothes...
"Here, Bow."
At this time, Hongdou's cold words interrupted Ah Fei's wild thoughts. He was taken aback for a moment, and then hurriedly took it, his movements could not hide his panic and bewilderment.
This bow is a bit light, and Duke Wei's Heaven-breaking Halberd is still in his hand.
Realizing how rebellious and immoral she was thinking, Ah Fei lowered her head in panic.
However, when this scene fell into the eyes of other people, it was a look of fear and panic, obviously afraid of Zhou Huaiyin.
After all, who doesn't know that the Eighth Prince's archery skills are outstanding, and he has been the leader of Chunri Hunting for several years in a row.This foreign slave looked thin and weak, but he only won Zhou Huaiyan's favor by relying on his skills on the bed.
The second prince couldn't help but sigh——
It's a pity that the forbidden dagger, after all, is the relic of the imperial concubine, and it is also the most precious treasure in the world. I don't know how the Weiguo Guild will be furious and reprimanded after losing.
"Master...Master...."
Kitten is a little nervous.
Not afraid of the Eighth Prince, but nervous about the forbidden dagger of the master.It was only later that Ah Fei found out that the beautiful dagger that was engraved on her was not only priceless, but also a relic of the owner's mother.
If...if you lose...then...
Ah Fei couldn't help trembling.
Zhou Huaiyan touched the kitten's soft curly hair,
"Go at ease, didn't even Master Wei win before?"
"Then just in case..."
"Not in case."
Zhou Huaiyan cleaned the first arrow for him slowly and handed it to the kitten.
The boy looked into his eyes and said,
"A Fei, I believe you can win."
"......yes"
Ah Fei stared blankly at him, gradually clenched the arrow in his hand,
【——Slave will win for you. 】
After a while, the second prince sat down beside Zhou Huaiyan, and said slowly,
"Since you are ready, let's start over there."
As soon as the words fell, the eighth prince's blue arrow roared out——
call out!
The distance of a hundred meters came in the blink of an eye, and even the slaves in the paddock hadn't even reacted before the arrow hit the red heart.
The huge impact caused the child to fall backwards to the ground with a loud, muffled sound.He curled up in pain, wailing hoarsely.
The rest of the foreign children were terrified, and immediately ran away like frightened birds.
In this way, the difficulty of rethinking the shot almost soared exponentially.
The palace people watching all around suddenly exclaimed!The servants serving the Eighth Prince even applauded again and again.
The Eighth Prince Zhou Huaiyin immediately laughed triumphantly, turned around to see the frightened and desperate expression of the foreign slave beside him.
However, when he looked sideways, he found that the opponent put all three red arrows on the longbow.
"Three arrows fired at once?"
The second prince Zhou Huaiheng frowned. He looked at the young man beside him, but found that he was not surprised at all.
An ominous premonition arose in Zhou Huaiheng's heart immediately.
However, when ordinary people shoot a fixed target, if they can hit three arrows at once, it is already a very superb archery skill.But if you want to shoot a group of fleeing slaves at such a long distance...
——It is simply impossible!
Ah Fei lowered her eyes and drew the longbow expressionlessly.
At this moment, the countless children running below were no longer his kin, but the target of the master, and his task was to shoot them all and win what he wanted for the master.
But when the three arrows were fired together, it was simply——
The Eighth Prince laughed and mocked,
"Wonderful!"
Instantly!Three red arrows shot out——
The terrifying strength of the alien boy instantly gave the arrow a speed that broke through the limit of human eyes.
In human vision, the arrow seemed to disappear from the longbow suddenly,
call out!call out!call out!
The shocking sound of breaking the air resounded through the paddock——
The three children of different races who were running for their lives didn't know what happened, and felt a pain in their backs, and suddenly fell down.
Three red arrows hit the bull's-eye.
"..."
There was dead silence around the stand, and it was not until a long time later that there was a trembling and shocking target call from below, even so high that it almost broke the sound——
"Three arrows... all three arrows hit!!!"
boom!
The audience was in an uproar——
The second prince's smile disappeared at this moment, but his first reaction was not to look at Ah Fei, but to look at Zhou Huaiyan,
The latter didn't pay attention to the game situation at all at the moment, and he didn't even show any surprise when he heard the news that the three arrows had been missed.Instead, holding the priceless forbidden dagger, he carefully carved a piece of heavy wood,
I could vaguely tell it was a cat,
As if aware of his gaze, the beautiful young man turned his head and showed him the Shenmu cat in his hand with a smile.
"Second Brother, tell me, will he be happy if this is used as a reward for Ah Fei's victory?"
"..."
Second prince Zhou Huaiheng narrowed his eyes,
【——It was already certain that he would win. 】
"Ninth brother is indeed crouching tiger, hidden dragon, even the one who waits on the bed has such unique skills."
"That's natural,"
Zhou Huaiyan caressed the Shenmu kitten in his hand, as if he couldn't hear the temptation and sarcasm in it, he suddenly moved closer, as if he wanted to convey some secret.
The second prince didn't know why, but he also leaned over according to his intention, but the next second he heard Zhou Huaiyan say,
"Second brother, do you know that people who practice martial arts have the most flexible body, especially those with excellent archery skills. When lying on the body, the muscles of the shoulders and back, and the curve of the waistline are really... very beautiful."
"..."
At that moment, the second prince only felt a car rumbling past his face.
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Second Prince: Open the door!I want to get off! ! ! !
【what do you like? 】
Before Zhou Huaiyan could understand the meaning of A Fei's words, the Eighth Prince on the opposite side agreed.
"Okay! How to play?!
……
A quarter of an hour later—
One after another, alien slaves tied up archery targets and stood on the distant paddock.The game Zhou Huaiyan gave is very simple, shoot the target with an arrow.
There are a hundred slaves in the paddock, and there are also a hundred targets, which can be moved at will.Ah Fei and the Eighth Prince each hold a hundred arrows, with one red and one blue arrow feathers as a distinction, and the one that hits the red heart counts as one target.
In the end, the target number theory wins or loses.If there is a tie, the player with the shortest time wins.
It's just that the sharp arrows originally used to kill people have been replaced and turned into cloth balls dyed with paint.
The second prince did not participate in the competition, saying that he was serving as a referee for them. As for the third prince, his mother's family was confiscated. He came today just to watch Zhou Huaiyan's jokes, and did not want to get involved in it.
So in the end, in this archery competition, only Zhou Huaiyan and the eighth prince,
The Eighth Prince looked at the panic-stricken alien slaves below the paddock, and showed a bloody smile,
"Then what if I really shot someone to death?"
Although the arrows have been processed, if Zhou Huaiyin focused on the deadly places, it would be easy to shoot a few slaves to death.
"It's nerve-wracking," he said.
Zhou Huaiyan smiled, and uttered threatening words in the most casual tone
"Then I have no choice but to go to the Municipal Office and investigate the person who is dereliction of duty."
Although the Eighth Prince Zhou Huaiyin's brain is not good, his archery skills are excellent, and he even came out on top in the last spring hunt.At this distance, people will never be shot to death.
"Humph!"
The Eighth Prince snorted coldly,
"What are you gambling?"
Zhou Huaiyan didn't answer immediately, but casually took a bite of the pastry, paused with his fingertips, and fed the remaining half to the kitten in his arms,
The latter froze for a moment, blushed, and opened his mouth to eat carefully.
This scene simply confirmed the rumor that Zhou Huaiyan was infatuated with foreign slaves, even the second prince, who had been skeptical, believed it.
When Zhou Huaiyin couldn't bear it any longer, the boy opened his mouth slowly,
"I want your red feather bow."
Old Ba is most proud of his archery skills, and what he cherishes the most now is the red feather bow that he won the championship five years ago.
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Zhou Huaiyin's complexion turned extremely ugly.However, he was silent for a moment, and still agreed.
He gave a malicious smile,
"Then, I want your forbidden dagger."
Zhou Huaiyan paused with his fingertips,
"Okay."
Hearing this, Xiao Shisan was immediately overwhelmed with worry, and even the second prince showed a slightly surprised expression.
That forbidden dagger is a relic of the imperial concubine, it is of the same origin as Duke Wei's Heaven Breaking Halberd, it is made of meteorite, it is the only one in the world.It is much more precious than any Akabane bow.
Unexpectedly, Zhou Huaiyan was really willing.
At this time, the young man changed the subject,
"But the starling knows that I am weak and can't even hold a heavy bow, so I need to find someone to compare with you."
The Eighth Prince frowned before showing his smug smile,
"Who do you want on?!"
His eyes fell on Hongdou, and anyone with a little ear would know that the grand maid next to Zhou Huaiyan was given by the Duke of Wei. She was amazing in martial arts, even proficient in archery.
"Don't worry, it's not red beans."
Zhou Huaiyan's beautiful peach-blossom eyes were curved, making many of the young maids onlookers blush.
"Let my kitten compete with you."
The young man patted Ah Fei's buttocks, the latter trembled all over, and then stood up according to the master's will.However, the eighth prince didn't even look at him, he just stared at Zhou Huaiyan,
"You dare to humiliate me with this lowly slave?"
Zhou Huaiyan didn't answer, just beckoned, and the palace lady leaned over,
"Red Dou, go and get my forbidden dagger."
"Yes, Your Highness."
At this time, Zhou Huaiyan looked at him,
"Brother can see my sincerity. If you still refuse, is it because you are afraid that you won't be able to win my kitten?"
Zhou Huaiyin was really provoked, although he knew that this was a provocative method, but he couldn't believe that a lowly slave who was to be played with and made fun of in bed could be so powerful!
The man waved his sleeve——
"Okay, let the second brother be a witness, I bet!"
Zhou Huaiyan played with the forbidden dagger in his hand,
"It's a word."
The Eighth Prince laughed and asked people to take out his red feather bow. The bow was forged by the top bow master in the Great Zhou Dynasty. It was red all over and was once the favorite of a certain famous general in the previous dynasty.
But Ah Fei didn't have the heart to look at the so-called magic bow at all.His face was still red, as if he hadn't recovered from being touched and hugged by the teenager just now,
The master just took... took his... Ah Fei, who has stayed in the slave camp, knows that men have many special hobbies. Some people like plump buttocks very much. I don't know the master. like or not.....
Although the reason clearly knows that the master is just using him to show others, but when the master hugs him, touches him, and even feeds him the half-bitten pastry,
Ah Fei couldn't help but get excited.Obviously, being watched by so many people is obviously such an unsightly thing, but... But he really, really likes, really likes his master touching him like that.For a moment, he even wondered if the master would put his hand inside his clothes...
"Here, Bow."
At this time, Hongdou's cold words interrupted Ah Fei's wild thoughts. He was taken aback for a moment, and then hurriedly took it, his movements could not hide his panic and bewilderment.
This bow is a bit light, and Duke Wei's Heaven-breaking Halberd is still in his hand.
Realizing how rebellious and immoral she was thinking, Ah Fei lowered her head in panic.
However, when this scene fell into the eyes of other people, it was a look of fear and panic, obviously afraid of Zhou Huaiyin.
After all, who doesn't know that the Eighth Prince's archery skills are outstanding, and he has been the leader of Chunri Hunting for several years in a row.This foreign slave looked thin and weak, but he only won Zhou Huaiyan's favor by relying on his skills on the bed.
The second prince couldn't help but sigh——
It's a pity that the forbidden dagger, after all, is the relic of the imperial concubine, and it is also the most precious treasure in the world. I don't know how the Weiguo Guild will be furious and reprimanded after losing.
"Master...Master...."
Kitten is a little nervous.
Not afraid of the Eighth Prince, but nervous about the forbidden dagger of the master.It was only later that Ah Fei found out that the beautiful dagger that was engraved on her was not only priceless, but also a relic of the owner's mother.
If...if you lose...then...
Ah Fei couldn't help trembling.
Zhou Huaiyan touched the kitten's soft curly hair,
"Go at ease, didn't even Master Wei win before?"
"Then just in case..."
"Not in case."
Zhou Huaiyan cleaned the first arrow for him slowly and handed it to the kitten.
The boy looked into his eyes and said,
"A Fei, I believe you can win."
"......yes"
Ah Fei stared blankly at him, gradually clenched the arrow in his hand,
【——Slave will win for you. 】
After a while, the second prince sat down beside Zhou Huaiyan, and said slowly,
"Since you are ready, let's start over there."
As soon as the words fell, the eighth prince's blue arrow roared out——
call out!
The distance of a hundred meters came in the blink of an eye, and even the slaves in the paddock hadn't even reacted before the arrow hit the red heart.
The huge impact caused the child to fall backwards to the ground with a loud, muffled sound.He curled up in pain, wailing hoarsely.
The rest of the foreign children were terrified, and immediately ran away like frightened birds.
In this way, the difficulty of rethinking the shot almost soared exponentially.
The palace people watching all around suddenly exclaimed!The servants serving the Eighth Prince even applauded again and again.
The Eighth Prince Zhou Huaiyin immediately laughed triumphantly, turned around to see the frightened and desperate expression of the foreign slave beside him.
However, when he looked sideways, he found that the opponent put all three red arrows on the longbow.
"Three arrows fired at once?"
The second prince Zhou Huaiheng frowned. He looked at the young man beside him, but found that he was not surprised at all.
An ominous premonition arose in Zhou Huaiheng's heart immediately.
However, when ordinary people shoot a fixed target, if they can hit three arrows at once, it is already a very superb archery skill.But if you want to shoot a group of fleeing slaves at such a long distance...
——It is simply impossible!
Ah Fei lowered her eyes and drew the longbow expressionlessly.
At this moment, the countless children running below were no longer his kin, but the target of the master, and his task was to shoot them all and win what he wanted for the master.
But when the three arrows were fired together, it was simply——
The Eighth Prince laughed and mocked,
"Wonderful!"
Instantly!Three red arrows shot out——
The terrifying strength of the alien boy instantly gave the arrow a speed that broke through the limit of human eyes.
In human vision, the arrow seemed to disappear from the longbow suddenly,
call out!call out!call out!
The shocking sound of breaking the air resounded through the paddock——
The three children of different races who were running for their lives didn't know what happened, and felt a pain in their backs, and suddenly fell down.
Three red arrows hit the bull's-eye.
"..."
There was dead silence around the stand, and it was not until a long time later that there was a trembling and shocking target call from below, even so high that it almost broke the sound——
"Three arrows... all three arrows hit!!!"
boom!
The audience was in an uproar——
The second prince's smile disappeared at this moment, but his first reaction was not to look at Ah Fei, but to look at Zhou Huaiyan,
The latter didn't pay attention to the game situation at all at the moment, and he didn't even show any surprise when he heard the news that the three arrows had been missed.Instead, holding the priceless forbidden dagger, he carefully carved a piece of heavy wood,
I could vaguely tell it was a cat,
As if aware of his gaze, the beautiful young man turned his head and showed him the Shenmu cat in his hand with a smile.
"Second Brother, tell me, will he be happy if this is used as a reward for Ah Fei's victory?"
"..."
Second prince Zhou Huaiheng narrowed his eyes,
【——It was already certain that he would win. 】
"Ninth brother is indeed crouching tiger, hidden dragon, even the one who waits on the bed has such unique skills."
"That's natural,"
Zhou Huaiyan caressed the Shenmu kitten in his hand, as if he couldn't hear the temptation and sarcasm in it, he suddenly moved closer, as if he wanted to convey some secret.
The second prince didn't know why, but he also leaned over according to his intention, but the next second he heard Zhou Huaiyan say,
"Second brother, do you know that people who practice martial arts have the most flexible body, especially those with excellent archery skills. When lying on the body, the muscles of the shoulders and back, and the curve of the waistline are really... very beautiful."
"..."
At that moment, the second prince only felt a car rumbling past his face.
The author has something to say:
Second Prince: Open the door!I want to get off! ! ! !
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