The alien god of war has to be my cat

In the night, a man dressed as an eunuch walked out of Zhou Huaiyan's Qiwu Palace. He quietly squatted in the corner, and after carefully checking the surroundings, he took out a brick.

At this time, he looked around vigilantly again, and after confirming that no one saw it, he stuffed a roll of paper into the gap.Finally, he quickly stuffed the brick back and left in a hurry.

Half an hour later, this note was changed hands all the way, and finally reached the Xuanzheng Palace——

"Boss, there is news from Qiwu Palace."

The eunuch quickly took the small note, then quickly walked into the Xuanzheng Hall, unfolded it, and dipped it into some kind of special potion. After waiting for a while, the blank note slowly revealed writing.

However, the eunuch who handled all this didn't even look at it, just lowered his head humbly, and presented the information on the paper to that——

Emperor Zhou took it, unfolded it, and saw ten lines at a glance.

[At night, the maid of honor, Hong Dou, orders the Yi slave to take a bath and cleanse herself, and enters in only her pajamas to serve her. ]

[In the middle of the night, the Ninth Prince ordered the foreign slave to take off his clothes and draw his bow, and carefully admire his body, with an obsessed look on his face.Then paint it with warm oil, paint on it, fondle and play with it, it's unsightly. ]

[After the fourth watch, the Ninth Prince drove all the palace people out of the palace, even the eldest palace lady was expelled, and she was not allowed to enter unless summoned.All the attendants in the palace heard the sound of prostitution and chaos in the palace. ]

After reading the content on the paper, Zhou Di's originally dignified expression finally improved a lot.He handed the paper to the chief eunuch next to him,

"Zhang Desheng, what do you think?"

The big eunuch came to him respectfully, swept it hastily, then threw it into the charcoal stove and burned it clean.

"The slave thinks that His Highness the Ninth Prince is really obsessed with that foreign slave, it doesn't seem like a fake."

"But if it's true, this kid's scheming is too deep."

Emperor Zhou squinted his eyes, tapped the table with his finger bones casually,

"If that foreign slave is really an Israeli servant, that's fine. But he is the first blood of the Yun family, and he has good archery skills that can surpass the old eight. I... have to guard against it."

"—His Majesty's vision."

The eunuch pondered for a moment, bowed down and said,

"But the daughter of the Yun family died many years ago, and she still died at the hands of her own family. If the Ninth Prince is really a scheming person, he will not fail to see that this is a waste of a move. Why take an extra step to make His Majesty suspicious?"

Emperor Zhou naturally also thought of this point, if not, he would have already made up his mind to kill.

Zhou people always look down on foreigners, let alone those servants who can be used by even the lowest level of aliens to vent their desires?

Even if Zhou Huaiyan had countless better ways to keep a low profile, he didn't have to sacrifice and humiliate himself so much and sleep with that dirty thing.

Thinking of this, Emperor Zhou felt much relieved.

Maybe he was overthinking, although Zhou Huaiyan was raised by Wei Guogong until he was five years old, how many things can a five-year-old child remember?In the following ten years, it can be said that he watched the boy grow up.

Loving leisure and loathing work, greedy for money and sex, licentiousness and embarrassment, all the vices that noble children may have are almost concentrated on him.

Moreover, he was dragging a remnant body that was extremely weak due to congenital deficiencies.

If such a prince were to be replaced by someone else, Emperor Zhou would definitely give up early on, and would not give the slightest wink at all.

However, Zhou Huaiyan was Jiang Min's son. Standing behind him was the Duke of Wei, and even the army of 30 cavalry in the northern border.

So for more than ten years, Emperor Zhou had to send people to watch him day and night, cutting off all possibilities for this child to sit on the throne.

No matter how talented and intelligent a person is, it is always impossible to pretend from birth.

Emperor Zhou took a sip of tea, and finally let go of his doubts in today's hunting grounds.

"How about the northern border?"

"It has been found out that Qi Shoubang is indeed in contact with the foreign king Qu Pingye. He was behind the assassination two months ago."

Emperor Zhou immediately sneered,

"Qi Shoubang... What a adopted son of Duke Wei!"

He pondered for a moment, and commanded,

"Let's disclose all the relevant information to Jiang Yi. He wants to raise Zhou Huaiyan a dog that will loyally protect the master, but he doesn't want to raise a wolf that will eat the master instead!"

"Your Majesty is wise, this slave will do it now."

The chief eunuch saluted respectfully.

The next day.

Playing too late last night, Zhou Huaiyan slept until the afternoon.He unconsciously touched the pillow, wanting to hug the warm kitten, but when he stretched out his hand, he only touched the hard Tang Pozi.

The boy opened his eyes and frowned,

The next second, a muffled voice came from under the quilt,

"red beans--"

The Grand Palace Maid has been guarding outside the bedroom, and soon came in after hearing the words.She knelt outside the bed curtain and asked softly,

"Your Highness is awake, do you want to get up and take a shower?"

Zhou Huaiyan hugged Mrs. Tang in distaste, and shrank under the quilt, her voice still tinged with the nasal sound of just waking up.

"Where's Ah Fei?"

"At the moment, I am practicing martial arts with Master Wei."

Hearing this, Zhou Huaiyan suddenly regretted agreeing to A Fei's martial arts practice, otherwise, he would still be able to sleep with him for a while now.

"Well...how did things go last night?"

Hongdou bowed his head respectfully, with indescribable admiration in his tone,

"As Your Highness expected, and as Your Highness wishes."

"Is it......"

It seems that his royal father really became suspicious because of the incident in the paddock...

Zhou Huaiyan stretched his waist,

"I'm hungry for red beans, and I want to eat rice dumplings."

"Yes, the servant will prepare immediately."

The boy dawdled on the bed for a long time, and finally got up.The palace people were already used to the Ninth Prince whose day and night turned upside down, and they skillfully prepared hot water to wash him up.

The capital of the Zhou Dynasty was to the north, and the New Year's Eve was approaching. It had been snowing heavily for the past few days, and it was extremely cold.

Zhou Huaiyan basically didn't go out in winter, just stayed in his bedroom, like a hibernating animal.

He walked into the study room, intending to rummage through some miscellaneous books to pass the time, but as soon as he entered the door, he saw the "Spring Night Secret Play Picture" that was left on the table last night.

What I saw last night suddenly came to my mind.

"..."

After a moment of silence, Zhou Huaiyan tried his best to calm the strangeness in his heart.Go straight over, intending to put the book away.

However, when he was about to touch the book, the boy stopped his hand.As if aware of something wrong, he observed carefully, and suddenly frowned.

—The booklet has been tampered with.

Although it was deliberately placed as it was when he left last night, some tiny details didn't match.

Probably due to poor health since childhood, as a compensation, Zhou Huaiyan's memory is far superior to ordinary people.

The boy squinted his eyes, and directly called the big palace maid outside,

"Hongdou, who came into my study last night?"

The palace maid pondered for a moment, then suddenly knelt down in panic,

"Forgive me, Your Highness, but this servant has never noticed that someone has entered His Highness's study."

【Not found...】

Zhou Huaiyan's complexion immediately darkened.

He didn't even find Hongdou, so that person must be a top expert.There are only a few people who can use such people in the palace.

Fortunately, Zhou Huaiyan didn't put any important things in such a bright place like the study that invites people to investigate. They were all miscellaneous books, antiques and treasures.

Zhou Huaiyan had figured out all the eyeliners originally planted in his palace by various forces over the years.But now he suddenly discovered that there was another person watching him secretly, and he didn't know who the other person was.

Zhou Huaiyan's original good mood suddenly disappeared, and he threw the booklet on the ground

"Take it and burn it."

After a pause, the boy suddenly changed his mind.

"Forget it, pick it up and put it on the bookshelf."

It is not easy to find the man's "Secret Drama of Spring Night" in the palace. Dou Sha only found such a copy after searching for a month, and now it is placed on the bookshelf as a cover-up, and it can be regarded as making the best use of everything.

Seeing that His Highness did not punish her, Hong Dou finally breathed a sigh of relief, but before she picked up the booklet, a familiar voice suddenly came from the door,

"Master, the slave is back."

As soon as Ah Fei came in, he saw the familiar booklet on the ground, and his heart tightened immediately.

——Did the master find out?

Seeing that it was a kitten, Zhou Huaiyan finally felt better from his depression.However, before he waved for someone to come over, he saw Ah Fei staring down at the "Secret Play at Spring Night" that had fallen on the ground.

The book was thrown on the ground by him just now, but now it was opened, and the picture on it was particularly clear, the two men... were acting promiscuously and chaotically.

"..."

At this moment, an inexplicable strange feeling arose in the boy's heart.Before the brain recovered, the command blurted out,

"Hongdou, what are you doing in a daze, take it out and throw it away to His Highness!"

Zhou Huaiyan has always called himself "My Highness" in front of those close to him, and only in front of outsiders, or when he is nervous, would he call himself "His Highness".

【Is the master nervous? 】

What are you nervous about?

The grand lady was stunned.

【Didn't you just say put it on the bookshelf? 】

Zhou Huaiyan always makes decisions after careful consideration, and the things he ordered are rarely changed. Today's master is a bit strange.

It's just a book, but the master hesitated twice.

But even though he thought so in his heart, Hong Dou immediately carried out His Highness's order.

"Yes, Your Highness."

The palace lady picked up the book neatly and quickly backed out.It's just that when she passed by A Fei, she suddenly felt that the latter's eyes lingered on her for a moment.

Hongdou turned her head as if feeling something, only to find that Ah Fei lowered her eyes as usual, very well-behaved.

[Illusion? 】

This thought flashed through his mind, and Hongdou disappeared outside the door.

Seeing that the palace lady finally took the book away, Zhou Huaiyan felt more at ease for some reason.

Hongdou moved so fast, and Ah Fei was so far away, presumably she never saw it clearly.

Zhou Huaiyan didn't realize that he had started to deceive himself.The teenager sat on the chair and waved to the kitten,

"How is Ah Fei today?"

[It turns out that the owner never found out. 】

Realizing this, Ah Fei was immediately relieved, and immediately moved to his knee obediently,

"Master taught very well."

Zhou Huaiyan touched the kitten's soft curly hair, and felt a trace of water vapor with his fingertips.

"Did you come here after taking a shower?"

"Yes."

Ah Fei leaned on the young man's lap attached to him. He knew that his master loved Jie, and after practicing martial arts every day, he would wash himself inside and out before getting close to his master.

Ah Fei hesitated for a moment, then asked cautiously,

"Why was the master so angry just now?"

"angry?"

Only then did Zhou Huaiyan realize how fierce his attitude was just now, he coughed lightly,

"Not angry, just lost a book."

Ah Fei lowered her head, her eyes were a little lonely and nervous,

"Master has never lost a book before, today is it because... you hate the contents of that book?"

content?

Zhou Huaiyan was slightly taken aback, feeling suddenly embarrassed that he had been seen.

Ah Fei must have seen it at the time, so she asked this question.That's right, how can an excellent archer have poor observation skills.

"It's...not that I don't like it."

Zhou Huaiyan felt a little embarrassed for some reason,

"It's just... just tired of watching it."

——He subconsciously made up such a clumsy excuse.

"Tired?"

But Ah Fei believed it.

No wonder the master was not interested in him, even after the painting game last night, nothing happened as usual, and he slept normally.

As for the melodious voice in the second half of the night, it was nothing more than the ventriloquism of the little eunuch Dousha.

The master's so-called good humor last night was probably...just a show.

However, if the owner said that he was tired of seeing this kind, could it be that he likes some fresh styles?

I don't know what came to mind, Ah Fei suddenly raised her head, her eyes sparkling in anticipation,

"Then, would Master like some fresh...?"

【new......】

what's new ? ?

Zhou Huaiyan: "...???"

He poked the kitten's head vigorously until there was a round red mark on Ah Fei's white forehead,

"Every day, what are you thinking about!"

Ah Fei was thrown backwards by the poke, so she had no choice but to hug the boy's knee in a wronged way,

"Master, don't worry, the slave is wrong."

"...tsk."

Zhou Huaiyan rubbed the center of his brows, he faintly felt that his state was not right, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

It's just a picture of the erotic palace. It's not like he hasn't seen this kind of ancient booklet before. When the prince was thirteen or fourteen years old, he was assigned to teach the court ladies.

It's just that he refused on the grounds that he was too weak at the time, but he still kept a few books that taught the prince how to spread branches and leaves for the royal family.

Zhou Huaiyan flipped through it casually at the time, lacking interest, but he didn't know why he was so disturbed when he read the same thing now.

"Is the master worried?"

Ah Fei clearly felt the boy's gloom, he raised his head cautiously,

"Yes... Did the slave say something wrong?"

"It's not because of you."

Zhou Huaiyan waved his hand, he lowered his eyes, and originally wanted to say something, but his eyes suddenly swept across Ah Fei's slightly parted neckline.

A little red plum is winding on the collarbone of the alien boy, like a little cinnabar falling on the ice and snow, it is extremely gorgeous.

"..."

The next second, Zhou Huaiyan stretched out his hand and tore off his collar.Sure enough, I saw my "masterpiece" last night.

On the slightly undulating chest, there are large mottled bright red spreads.

The boy was stunned,

"Why...didn't wash it off?"

Ah Fei was extremely nervous, but she never hindered Zhou Huaiyan's movements. She even straightened her waist without leaving any traces, and pressed the reddest point on her chest to her master's finger.

"Nuxi... I like the master's paintings and want to stay longer."

Feeling some soft protrusions gently rubbing against his fingertips, Zhou Huaiyan was stunned for a few seconds. He looked down and finally realized what he accidentally touched, and suddenly withdrew his hand.

But even so, the fingertips that touched A Fei's place burned like a fire, from the fingertips to the palm, making his whole hand hot.

"..."

Zhou Huaiyan subconsciously covered his brows and eyes with one hand, so as not to let Ah Fei see his panic at this moment.

In fact, to be honest, they are all men, and if they meet, they will meet, and it's nothing.What's more, Zhou Huaiyan didn't touch it when he was rubbing warm oil last night.

He even remembered that the brushstrokes had touched every detail on the skin.At that time, because he felt that the color was gorgeous, it was just suitable for adding cinnabar to make red plums, so he even traced it carefully with a brush.

Can......

But the scene just now was repeated over and over again in his mind.Even the painted red plums seemed to come alive in his mind, blooming in full bloom, extremely gorgeous.Even, the bright red flower stamens gently brushed against his fingers, stood up tremblingly, begging for mercy.

"..."

Realizing what was going on in his mind, Zhou Huaiyan subconsciously hid that hand in his sleeve, clenched until his finger bones turned white.

Even so, the burning sensation still lingers on the fingertips.

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