The alien god of war has to be my cat

In the early morning of a snowy night, Imperial Physician Li was hastily summoned to Qiwu Palace.

The old gentleman was worried all the way, thinking that something had happened to the Ninth Prince, but when he came to see, the Ninth Prince sat down beside the bed with a gloomy expression.And the one lying on the bed was A Fei who was practicing medicine with him.

The kitten curled up on the owner's bed, wrapped tightly, and stuffed with a bunch of soup dumplings inside, so hot that it was almost sweating.

He carefully looked at his master's still gloomy and terrifying expression, wanted to say something, but finally swallowed it back in fear.

Imperial Physician Li hurried over to salute Zhou Huaiyan,

"I've seen nine..."

"—no need to be too polite."

The boy's tone was cold, but urgent,

"Hurry up and show this desperate person, don't freeze to death on His Highness's bed!"

Hearing this, Ah Fei's face suddenly turned red.

【Dead... on the master's bed】

[Also, not bad. 】

Doctor Li was surprised.

Everyone knows that Zhou Huaiyan loves the alien slave too much, but today's tone is a bit abnormal. Doctor Li didn't know why, but he wisely didn't ask too much.

After he gave Ah Fei a pulse, he called Zhou Huaiyan back,

"Don't worry, Your Highness, it's just the cold air entering the body. The old minister prescribed some medicines to dispel the cold and invigorate the Qi. It will be all over within a few days."

Hearing this, Zhou Huaiyan finally felt relieved.Even the gloomy expression on his face eased a little,

"I'm sorry...cough cough cough..."

He was about to say something, but suddenly felt a chill behind his back, and couldn't help coughing.

Following the boy's order, Hongdou saw this scene as soon as she brought ginger soup to Ah Fei.She immediately put down the ginger soup in her hand and stepped forward worried.

Only then did she realize that her master's hands were frighteningly cold.

"Your Highness! Your Highness!"

"..."

So that night, Ah Fei, who had stood outside in the heavy snow for an hour, had nothing to do, but Zhou Huaiyan, who had only been out for a few minutes, fell ill.

The truth is so speechless.

Zhou Huaiyan had a fever again, and it was not until the next afternoon that the high fever gradually subsided.

So following the rumors of the Ninth Prince's sex with foreign slaves, there were new rumors, one of which was——

The Ninth Prince played with the foreign slave in the snowy night, and finally fell ill, burned unconscious, and was about to die.

Even Emperor Zhou, who knew the truth, was surprised. He knew how afraid Zhou Huaiyan was of the cold. Sometimes he would be sick for several months if he accidentally blew some cold wind. run around.

"Zhang Desheng, you go and send some supplements, give a few token reprimands, and see how Lao Jiu is doing."

——This is the meaning of testing the truth.

The eunuch knew very well, he bowed his head slightly,

"Yes, Your Majesty."

At this time, Zhou Huaiyan already knew that he had become the focus of rumors again.But after this illness, he seemed to have returned to the days when he was lingering on the sick bed overnight, feeling extremely uncomfortable all over.

But such a familiar feeling made the boy feel a little relieved.

Because of the incident in the paddock the day before yesterday, the eyes of the palace fell on him, and now he was ill again because of Ah Fei, so the condolences from all the palaces naturally poured in to find out his truth.

Several emperor brothers all sent condolences, among them, even the eighth prince sent a lot of things, Zhou Huaiyan listened to the red beans and read the list, most of them were medicinal materials for strengthening yang, and there were many things like tiger whip and deer whip. thing.

Zhou Huaiyan thought it was funny, took a sip of hot tea slowly,

"Tsk, mynah is mocking me for not being able to do it."

Ah Fei, who was kneeling beside her, immediately retorted,

"He is talking nonsense! When the master recovers, he must...!"

The kitten must have noticed the boy's faint glance before he finished what he said.Ah Fei kowtowed immediately, curled up on the ground,

"The master forgives the sin, but the slave has usurped."

In fact, what he said was not unfounded.

Compassion Gu can indeed restore the sick and weak to health as quickly as possible, but behind the scenes, it will consume qi and blood, making people's temperament gradually irritable and lustful, and even worse, lifespan will be damaged.

People who play Gu have extremely vicious thoughts.But Ah Fei had no materials around her, and couldn't find the female worm, so she could only secretly find a way in the master's diet, trying her best to delay the wear and tear on the master's body by the sub-gu.

The illness this time is actually a good thing, just enough to suppress the sub-gu and let the master recover slowly, instead of rushing for success.

When the time is right in the future, the master's body will naturally be extremely strong, and Ah Fei will use herself to lure the child Gu out, which will be the best result.

How... how could it not be... no.

Of course Zhou Huaiyan didn't know that the little cat still had so many twists and turns in his heart. He was still angry about what happened that night, but he couldn't find a good way to punish him.

At this time, the little eunuch Dou Sha came in to report,

"Your Highness, Manager Zhang is here."

Zhou Huaiyan was slightly stunned, he said something in Hongdou's ear, and the latter got up and left in a hurry.

At this time, the boy raised his eyes to look at the little eunuch,

"Come in quickly."

Zhang Desheng saluted him with a smile, his eyes stayed on the young man's pale and weak face for a moment,

"The servant has met His Highness the Ninth Prince and greeted His Highness. When His Majesty heard that you were ill, he immediately asked the servant to bring good medicinal herbs and tonics. He also sent a new imperial physician with excellent medical skills to see you."

"Thank you, Father, Huaiyan is really touched."

Afterwards, Zhou Huaiyan saw palace people with various rewards entering in a file.He stretched out his hand, as if he hadn't noticed the emperor's temptation at all, and let the imperial physician brought by Zhang Desheng feel his pulse.

"Your Highness is deficient in Qi and blood, the pulse condition is really weak, and you need to rest well."

Zhou Huaiyan nodded indifferently, as if he didn't mean to mention something,

"Did your imperial physician just repeat these few words over and over again? What Imperial Physician Li said made His Highness feel callused."

Hearing this, Zhang Desheng immediately let the imperial doctor go down with a smile,

"Don't be upset, Your Highness. This is all for the sake of His Highness's health. Your Majesty said, Ninth Prince, you are weak and need to be taken care of. As for your book boy, since he is a pet, don't spoil him too much." There are still a few good qualifications in our family, if..."

"I know, I know."

Zhou Huaiyan waved his hand impatiently,

"Who does His Highness like, and who should be brought into the house, and have you asked what you mean?"

As he spoke, he hooked his fingers at the kitten, and the latter immediately knelt down beside the boy,

Zhou Huaiyan caressed A Fei's face in a playful manner, and moved his fingertips down, across his throat, gently caressing the bright red faintly revealed between the collarbone,

"His Royal Highness likes this kind of pampering."

Zhang Desheng immediately lowered his head, a trace of disdain and satisfaction flashed across his eyes,

"Yes, the old slave has usurped."

Zhang Desheng got a satisfactory answer, so he left Qiwu Palace without hesitation, and halfway, he suddenly saw a little maid carrying something furtively, looking in the direction of Zhou Huaiyan's bedroom.

Zhang Desheng winked at the eunuch next to him, the eunuch understood, followed him immediately, found a secluded corner, and stopped the little maid directly

"Stop! What are you carrying?!"

The little palace maid panicked,

"You! Who are you? I'm a maid of Xiwu Palace. How dare you stop me?!"

The eunuch didn't say much, and directly knocked the little maid unconscious, then took the medicine bowl from her hand, stirred it with a spoon, and even fished out a...

The eunuch was surprised, and immediately sent the medicine bowl back.Then he quickly returned to Zhang Desheng's side, whispering in a low voice,

"Boss, there..."

"Tiger whip?!"

Zhang Desheng couldn't help showing a bit of shock, it turned out that His Highness the Ninth Prince had already reached such a situation with that foreign slave.No wonder it looked so hollowed out.

The eunuch thought about it for a few moments, and immediately beamed with joy, and reported the matter to the emperor in detail.

At this point, Emperor Zhou's last doubt was dispelled.

At the same time, the bowl of tiger penis soup was indeed sent to Zhou Huaiyan's bedroom.

"Myna's delivery is really timely."

"Your Highness is really good at predicting things."

The grand lady showed admiration and admiration.Zhou Huaiyan waved his hand,

"Red beans, remember to put away the leftovers, they might be used anytime."

"Yes, Your Highness!"

The boy glanced at the contents of the medicine bowl, and was just about to tell the red beans to pour it out, but suddenly caught a glimpse of the dumbfounded gaze of the kitten next to him, and suddenly felt teasing,

"What are you staring at, do you want to drink?"

Since that night, the master's tone towards him has always been cold, and it is still the same now.A Fei was so frightened that she immediately knelt down again,

"Slave... slave..."

However, if that thing is handled properly, it can be used as a medicine to suppress the sub-gu.That's why Ah Fei took a few more glances, but she didn't want to be misunderstood by her master.

Seeing that the kitten didn't deny it immediately, Zhou Huaiyan was really surprised,

"Do you really want to drink?"

"No, it's not, slave... I just listened...to what Dr. Li said, this thing can be used as medicine."

Ah Fei stammered and explained,

"And... besides, it's really... really rare that it's so big... big."

【Such a big...】

Zhou Huaiyan: "..."

Obviously Ah Fei is just studious, diligent and thrifty, and cherishes medicinal materials, but...but why does he feel so dirty?

Zhou Huaiyan didn't know what to say for a while.

"In that case,"

The young man is unable to support his forehead,

"Red bean, don't pour it down, leave it for him."

"Yes."

The grand lady put it down as she said,

"If His Highness has no other orders, the servants need to go to tidy up the warehouse. There are too many things sent from the palaces recently, and the servants need to check them one by one."

"Ah."

Zhou Huaiyan is weak and will get sick if he touches even the slightest bit of filth, so since he was a child, Hongdou will personally inspect everything before he gets close to him.

Seeing that the back of the palace lady finally disappeared, Ah Fei finally dared to move carefully to the boy's feet,

"Master, you are still angry with a slave."

"Humph."

Zhou Huaiyan snorted coldly,

"Are you worthy of His Highness' anger?"

If you call yourself His Highness, you are still angry.After such a period of time, Ah Fei has roughly figured out the boy's temper.

The kitten coaxed him according to his words,

"The slave is not worth it, and it's not worth making the master angry at all. It's just that the slave broke the rules and caused the master to suffer from the cold. I only ask the master to punish him!"

Zhou Huaiyan raised his eyebrows, pinched Ah Fei's chin to force him to raise his head, and said slowly,

"Let's hear it, how is the punishment?"

A Fei raised her head obediently, showing her fragile throat like a cub caught by a hunter.

"The slave is willing to suffer the punishment of whipping."

As he spoke, he unbuttoned his belt and took off his outer shirt very neatly.He even took out a soft whip from nowhere and offered it with both hands,

"I beg... the master to punish me."

The young man stared at the kitten intently, his quiet black pupils were like black jade buried in the deep sea, making it impossible to see the emotions in them. After a while, Zhou Huaiyan suddenly chuckled,

"Ah......"

He rubbed Ah Fei's chin, rubbing that icy white complexion into red,

"So well prepared, have you been waiting?"

There was no joy or anger in his tone.

Ah Fei lowered her eyes, showing a very docile expression,

"Yes, I made a mistake and must be punished."

"..."

Zhou Huaiyan threw his hand away suddenly, with such force that Ah Fei's face was forced to turn aside.The curly black hair flew away, casting twisting shadows on the ice-snow red plum painting scroll.

Zhou Huaiyan didn't like the feeling of being forced, but Ah Fei wanted to force him in this way.

Standing in the snow that night was, and it is now.

The former wanted to sleep with him in order to enter the bedroom, but now he was forcing him to calm down and reconcile.

Ah Fei is very smart.

However, in the past, Hongdou was sent to the precept hall by Zhou Huaiyan for only a few words, but now according to the boy's previous rules of conduct, he will directly eliminate this hidden danger that is enough to affect his reason.

Can......

Zhou Huaiyan didn't know if he was really angry with Ah Fei, or with himself.

"Do you really think that His Highness dare not do anything to you?!"

"I dare not."

Ah Fei lowered her head, but raised the soft whip in her hand high,

"Ask the master to punish you."

Snapped--!

When the hand was empty, the fiery | hot sting fell on the body.

"Ugh..."

Ah Fei clenched the soft flesh on her cheek, bearing the master's anger.

"His Royal Highness will let you have a long memory today. I, Zhou Huaiyan, hate being coerced the most in my life! No matter how hard it is!"

Snapped!

Another whip!

"Yes......"

Ah Fei gasped in pain,

"Slave memorized it."

It's because he thinks he's smart, because he's self-righteous, so in the eyes of the master, he has been seen clearly for a long time.

It's because he is too arrogant, the master is so brilliant, how could he not see through his little thought, but he just doesn't expose it.

Ah Fei knelt straight, trying her best to straighten her back so that her master could whip her, even though the pain was severe, she didn't say a word.

After four or five whips, seeing the kitten's trembling body and the glaring and terrifying scars, Zhou Huaiyan couldn't do it anymore.He has always rarely punished people physically, even if he really wanted to punish, he would not do it himself.But now it is an exception.

boom--!

Zhou Huaiyan angrily threw the soft whip to the ground, making a muffled sound.

"What kind of broken whip did you use, it made His Highness' hands hurt!"

A Fei was taken aback for a moment, then immediately raised her head, making a gesture to get up,

"Then... then slave, go and exchange for one that the master can take advantage of."

Zhou Huaiyan: "...?"

Can't you see it's a step?It's fine if you don't go down, why are you still climbing up the pole? !

"No, Your Highness is tired."

The boy rubbed his palms and sat down on the chair angrily.I can't tell exactly why I'm angry, but I feel depressed anyway.

"......Yes."

Ah Fei knelt down next to him obediently again, couldn't help but look at the young man's red palm from the handle of the whip, and said tentatively,

"Master, do you want me to rub it for you?"

"...?"

Zhou Huaiyan was silent.

He really couldn't understand Ah Fei, he had just finished beating him with a whip, how could this person not complain or feel sad at all?

On the contrary, watching...you are actually a little happy?

Seeing that the boy didn't answer for a long time, Ah Fei thought that he had acquiesced, so she immediately ran happily to the box next to her and took out the ointment.

——In the past few days, he often saw Hongdou rubbing his master's hands with this.

When Zhou Huaiyan came back to his senses and wanted to refuse, the kitten had already opened the porcelain bottle

Suddenly there was a faint fragrance of cold plum in the air.

"..."

[Forget it, it can be regarded as a step down. 】

Thinking this way, when A Fei came to hold his hand, Zhou Huaiyan just gave a cold snort, but did not refuse.

The kitten finally got his wish and touched the owner's hand.He knew early on that the boy not only had an overly beautiful face, but also his hands were as beautiful as treasures carved from beautiful jade.

The fingers are slender, the bones and flesh are well-proportioned, the skin is delicate and white, and the nails are extremely neatly trimmed and round.

Ah Fei rubbed the ointment in her palm to warm it up, and then slowly applied it to her master's flushed palm.He rubbed gently, measuring the boy's finger bones inch by inch.

【It's really slender and delicate...】

Ah Fei was slightly amazed in her heart, for she even forgot the stinging whip wounds on her body.

The young man's hands looked as delicate as jade carvings, but when touched, they were not as cold and hard as jade, but soft and warm.

Rubbing and rubbing, Ah Fei subconsciously got closer and closer, beyond a certain normal distance.However, at this time, Zhou Huaiyan suddenly withdrew his hand, and his voice was cold,

"Put your clothes on."

For some reason, it was obvious that the injury was done by him himself, but Zhou Huaiyan looked at it, but felt an indescribable irritability in his heart.

"......Yes."

Ah Fei was stunned, feeling a little lost suddenly in her heart.But still get dressed.

The snow-white underclothes was sticky to the wound, and it was instantly smeared bright red.

"--etc,"

Zhou Huaiyan couldn't help but opened his mouth again.Ah Fei didn't know, so she raised her head,

"Master, what's wrong?"

The boy looked unhappy,

"Go get the wound medicine, wipe it off before wearing it."

"......what?"

Ah Fei was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized something, and joyful stars filled her eyes immediately,

"Yes! Slave will go now."

After a while—

Zhou Huaiyan looked at the kitten who was holding the medicine box in front of him and looked at him eagerly, and fell into silence.

The original intention of his words was to let Ah Fei apply the medicine by herself before wearing it.But I don't want the latter to misunderstand.However Zhou Huaiyan looked at the overly frightening whip marks on A Fei's body, and finally sighed slightly,

"How about a barbed whip?"

There are extremely small thorns on it, and other whips will have bruises at most, but if it is the one just now, if it is hit by dozens of whips, it is enough to kill.

But facing the boy's question, Ah Fei just looked at him pitifully and smiled, without answering.

"Forget it, I will teach you a long lesson."

Zhou Huaiyan pulled him up.He was sitting, and Ah Fei was standing in front of him. This height difference happened to be the best distance for applying medicine.

"If there is another time..."

The boy took out some wound medicine, and carefully applied it on the wound on the kitten's chest,

"I will send you to the north without hesitation."

"Owner!"

As soon as she heard that she would be sent away, and it was still in the north, Ah Fei immediately grabbed his arm in a panic, her tone of voice instantly tinged with tears.

"Slave... Slave will not have a next time!"

However, Zhou Huaiyan was not moved by his pitiful appearance this time, his face still had a cold expression,

"A Fei, you have to know that everyone around me is useful. The day after I detained you, I found out about you."

"Your mother is the first daughter of the Yun family, and your father should be a foreign soldier or general, but these are of no use to me. You are not enough to get the power of the Yun family for me to use, and you, whose father is unknown, cannot Unable to provide me with information about alien races."

For the first time, Zhou Huaiyan presented these dark things in front of Ah Fei so nakedly,

"Later, I kept thinking about your whereabouts. Until that day when my uncle said that you have a perfect body, I thought of two things. One is to stay by my side and be an ordinary book boy to please me, which is also a cover-up. A shield for my dandyish and lecherous reputation."

Ah Fei's complexion is now...terribly pale.In fact, he had already guessed these things, but when he actually heard the young man say it himself, he still felt an indescribable pain.

"As for another place to go..."

Zhou Huaiyan gently rubbed the medicine on him,

"A Fei, I know you are very talented and extremely intelligent, so I once thought about letting you go to the northern border, enter the army, and play a dark chess game. Uncle is old, Qi Shoubang is about to move, and the 30 cavalry in the northern border cannot fall into his hands."

"Owner......"

Ah Fei stared blankly at him, the originally gloomy and bitter mood suddenly met the sunshine,

——It turns out that the master trusts him so much.

Zhou Huaiyan didn't know why he suddenly wanted to say this to Ah Fei, he was never used to explaining things to others, he just needed to give orders,

"So Ah Fei, you have to be more obedient. Don't do unnecessary things, and don't pretend to be smart,"

The boy sighed softly, he was talking to Ah Fei, and he was also talking to himself,

"Otherwise... I won't be able to allow you to stay by my side."

A Fei's eyes were red, she nodded vigorously,

"Yes, slave remember."

After all was said and done, Zhou Huaiyan finally felt much happier.Looking at the broken, red and swollen welts on the kitten's chest, he couldn't help blowing on him gently,

"Does it still hurt?"

"No...it doesn't hurt!"

Not only did it not hurt, but the warm air blown by the owner fell on the wound, which dispelled the original burning tingling sensation. The kitten's ears turned red again unknowingly. He moved forward a little without leaving a trace, so that the wound was close to the owner s face......

At this time, Hongdou's voice suddenly came from outside the house——

"Your Highness, I have packed everything in the warehouse."

Ah Fei was startled, and couldn't help feeling a little unspeakably flustered. He moved in a panic and wanted to back away, but at this moment, he tripped over something, and fell straight towards Zhou Huaiyan.

"what--!"

Zhou Huaiyan supported his waist subconsciously, and felt his face heat up in the next second, and the blood oozing from the wound stained the corners of the boy's lips red.Hongdou originally came to ask the master what he wanted for dinner, but as soon as he walked in, he heard a short exclamation from Ah Fei——

"!!!"

The grand lady thought something happened, she immediately turned serious and rushed in

"Your Highness! What happened..."

However, the moment he entered, Hongdou was stunned——

"Your Highness...?"

Zhou Huaiyan was sitting on a chair, holding Ah Fei's waist with both hands.The latter looked flustered, with blood-red welts all over his back.Ah Fei was holding Zhou Huaiyan's head with both hands, holding the boy in her arms.

"........."

"??!!!!!!"

The air in the entire room seemed to die at this moment.

【It turns out that His Royal Highness is a fake show...】

【It turns out that His Royal Highness has taken a fancy to Ah Fei long ago, that's why he prefers it so much...】

The lady in the palace was confused——

[No wonder Your Highness didn't look for any beautiful girls before]

【No wonder I left that bowl of tiger penis soup...】

【No wonder Ah Fei said His Highness was very good at that time...】

Hongdou suddenly realized.

--So this is ah.