On how to contain anomalous objects

It's just chaos.

Elijah just wanted to cover his face and bury himself in the sofa, instead of facing the two people who were busy staring at each other.

"It seems that neither of us can do anything to each other." After several trials, the two found that the soul could not touch the real object, and the abnormal object could not devour the soul either, so they were so embarrassingly deadlocked in the rabbit garden.The man who called himself Xia Youjie spread his hands helplessly, and restrained his hostility first: "Don't look at me like that, I'm really your teacher's best friend, you can call him directly."

Elijah silently glanced at the mobile phone with a black screen on the ground, and couldn't help feeling sorry for the new mobile phone he had just replaced.What's even more frustrating is that he fell it by himself... Thinking of the extra expenses, he felt a little heartbroken.

Xia Youjie: "..."

Restrain your eyes, okay, you only care about your phone with such a big super curse master in front of you?Internet addiction teenager? !Young people nowadays...

Xia Youjie had a headache. This kid probably has a lot in common with his two adopted daughters who are addicted to the Internet.

"Well, it's fine if you can't get in touch with Wu for the time being, anyway, we will meet again in the future." The curse master smiled, and did not give up his kidnapping plan at all: "Is this rabbit named S009 your pet?"

Although the other party had restrained his killing intent, just looking at Elijah's face gave him some ptsd.However, his temperament made him unable to do things that would not be arguing with each other. In the end, he just replied dryly: "...It's a friend, not a pet."

"That's really sorry, now your pet has to be mine for the time being." The man said sorry, but there was no apology in his tone. It was as bad as Gojo Satoru, and Elijah suddenly believed it. The other party's best friend talked about it.

Facing the young man's slightly wide-eyed eyes, Xia Youjie had no sense of guilt for fooling his younger generation: "After all, I am also a victim. Those who slept soundly in the shell were inexplicably eaten by your rabbit. My family has always I am very worried about me, now I need to report to them that they are safe, this request is not too much, right?"

Maybe it was because the man sounded too convincing when he spoke, and Elijah subconsciously followed the other party's train of thought: "...um."

"So please help me." Xia Youjie folded his hands together, with a very troubled and sincere look: "Just make a phone call or send a text message for me, and someone will come and take me and this rabbit away. If If you’re not at ease, you can follow along if you want.”

Fake Xia You would definitely not dare to stay in Panxing Sect now, even if he ran into him suddenly, the other party would fight with that guy, it's none of his business as a rabbit.

The man started talking nonsense with his eyes open: "My family is very nice, they will thank you very much. You can live in my house and provide three meals until I successfully separate from this rabbit-ah , Of course, I will never hurt your pet."

Weird.

Xia Youjie is very curious about these two guys now, he can't move people, but that rabbit...

"Teacher Wutiao said that I can't leave school until he comes back." But this time Elijah was not fooled by the other party: "So I can help you send an anonymous message to your family to report safety, but I can't send the rabbit Give it to you, and I won't go with you either."

The young man's attitude was very calm, even a little apologetic: "Sorry, I can't reveal my identity to your family, because I can't trust you—or wait a minute, the teacher is busy with important things now, It's inconvenient for me to interrupt, I'll ask the teacher before he finishes his work."

Xia Youjie: "...No, it's because I'm smelling a little bit."

If Gojo Satoru found out, would he still kidnap someone, wait for the distraught Jibaomao to rush back to school and punch him like a cat?

The magician has a gentle smile, and if he wants to, he can also become very understanding, which is simply refreshing: "Just please send me a message, I suddenly feel that staying in the magic place is quite nice." Well, it just so happens that I miss my old friend a little too - can you please not tell him? I want to surprise him."

Then Xia Youjie silently watched Elijah bring the rabbit back to the dormitory, took out his notebook and crackled, skillfully set the IP address to a deserted island in South America, and added a few anti-tracking programs along the way. After finishing a set of operations, he cautiously sent a private message to an adopted daughter's Twitter account.

"He is still alive, safe, don't read."

Oh, this kid also refused to help pass on his set of code words, claiming that he was afraid that he would use it to send some bad information.

Xia Youjie: "..."

How on earth did this kid manage to be so gentle and sincere and at the same time so irritating?

Time passed bit by bit in the quiet cliches and awkward chats, Xia Youjie always thought that he would fall into a deep sleep again at some point, but this time he stayed awake for an unexpectedly long time, and that But the rabbit has not been sober all the time—so that the student named Elijah became more and more absent-minded when talking to him, and his eyes kept looking at the rabbit worriedly, even Xia Youjie couldn't help but feel a little bit lost. The slight guilty conscience of children and pets came.

"Aren't you resting? It's already late at night."

Elijah said blankly, "Thank you, I'm not sleepy."

He didn't dare to let this guy out of his sight, but who the hell could sleep under the watchful eye of a ghost who didn't know good or evil.Elijah decided to wait until dawn to find Teacher Wujo, hoping that by then the other party's work would have been done.

...Then Jibaomao broke into his dormitory meowing.

The six-eyed brain finally started to spin, Gojo Satoru took a deep breath, and subconsciously blocked the students behind him: "...Jie."

His tone was extremely calm, and he couldn't hear the intense emotion just now, but only revealed a kind of distant nostalgia: "Long time no see."

But it wasn't long before the man started talking trash: "Are you... a Buddha after death?"

Gojo Satoru couldn't help showing disgust on his face: "Why do you still wear this weird bangs after you become a Buddha, it looks so ugly."

Xia Youjie narrowed his already small eyes, damn it, he shouldn't have been moved for a moment by the other party's true feelings just now: "Haha, compared to someone who attacked students, I should really become a Buddha. "

This guy actually became complacent: "So what, I have a partner, you don't, you are a lonely, unmarried old father with two daughters even to the end of your life, really~ pity~"

Okay, you forced me, Xia Youjie sneered and started to magnify his tricks: "Oh yes, then you have to be careful of being dumped, you are 28 years old and your mind is like a three-year-old, you can't wear more lipstick An old man who eats sweets and wears a badminton hairstyle and wears a perverted black tights."

Gojo Wu widened his eyes, pointed at his own face and yelled: "What? You look at my prosperous beauty and say it again, I will always be fine! Blame Liu Hai's small eyes. The evil. MLM leader, you are just jealous of me There is a target!"

The super-level magician snorted at him disdainfully: "Heh."

The strongest conjurer spat at him with a sneer: "Bah!"

The two looked at each other, and couldn't help saying in unison: "A fight outside?"

Elijah watched silently: "..."

One of these two is three years old and the other is five years old. There must be no more.

In the end, there was still no fight—of course there was no way to fight—Xia Youjie floated in front of the two of them with his arms folded, Gojo Wu dragged the student to sit on the sofa, and Elijah was holding the unconscious rabbit. endlessly.

The tips of the young man's ears were still red. Maybe he was the only one in this room who felt embarrassed by coming out of the closet suddenly—let alone in front of a strange man who was said to be his teacher's best friend, who could not be said to be friendly or not. When he came out, he was ridiculed without malice.

Thank you, social terror has already begun to want to escape from this planet.

"So...puchi, cough cough, so you are now a...rabbit?"

"It's because I can't get rid of this rabbit for the time being." Xia Youjie corrected blankly.He watched indifferently as his bastard best friend began to laugh and slap his thigh exaggeratedly. He only felt that he wanted to beat the cat very much now. If he was not in the state of soul at the moment, he couldn't touch him...

It's hard, Xia Youjie's fist is hard.

"Jie turned into a stupid and cowardly fat rabbit hahahahahaha..." Gojo Satoru took out his mobile phone to take a picture with his best friend's expression on the verge of murder, but Xia Xia, who found that he couldn't take a picture of a ghost state, When You Jie was at it, he let out a very regrettable sound.

Elijah:"……"

Ah, it's a very familiar daily operation, it's a chicken breaking a cat.

"Teacher, do you want me to avoid it first?"

He's so sleepy, he's just an ordinary human being who needs sleep, he doesn't want to watch cats and foxes fight each other in the middle of the night, anyway, his teacher will tell him what's going on.

"Huh? There's nothing to avoid." Wujo Wu looked at him in surprise. This person seemed to have never known what avoidance and social distance are in his life, but he quickly noticed that the young man was a little sleepy. "Well... But it's time for the good boy to go to bed, how about this, you give the rabbit to the teacher, and the teacher will handle it. But the condition is that you have a goodnight kiss first—"

Xia Youjie was disgusted by the other party's sweet and greasy voice for a while, and floated out of the student dormitory first, and when the other party stepped out with a happy expression on the rabbit cage, he sneered: "Okay, Stop pretending, the play-house-style slapstick in kindergarten should be over."

The original helpless and harmless aura around him changed, and he became that extreme and dangerous super curser Xia Youjie who killed countless people.

Gojo Wu rolled his eyes when he heard the words: "I'm pretending to be a fart, obviously you are also enjoying it, okay--I know you want to kill me too."

That's what he said, but the aura on his body was also severed, the strongest and irresistible aura collided with the curse master without hesitation, even the rabbit who was still in a coma couldn't help but tremble for a moment.

The author has something to say:

The Gu King who died once is a milder version of the Gu King, although he has no good intentions

感谢在2022-01-1716:05:01~2022-01-1807:45:54期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 7 bottles of Aba Aba Aba;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!