After the failure of the strongest unrequited love, I decided to cut the love and testify

"..."

At the same time as Gojo Satoru stretched out his finger, Osamu Dazai paused, keenly aware of the dangerous aura.

...This energy fluctuation, could it be a supernatural person?

The smile on his face disappeared immediately, a stream of light flashed across his kite-colored eyes, and he suddenly let go of Rin Kanto's hand, with five fingers spread, a translucent rune suddenly appeared, emitting a light blue light, like a ribbon Entangled in the void.

"Extraordinary ability-"Disqualification in the World"! "

Dazai Osamu got up very quickly, and Gojo Satoru just stretched out his hand to make a show, and he couldn't and didn't intend to really activate the domain at all. Caught off guard, he was instantly approached by the opponent, and it was inevitable that his fingertips were about to Touching my wrist——

However, in the next second, Osamu Dazai stopped his movements and opened his eyes wide in surprise.

Because he found that he couldn't touch the white-haired boy in front of him at all.

The primary condition for the supernatural ability "Disqualification in the World" is skin contact; while the "No Lower Limit Art" of the Gojo family slows down the speed of any object approaching him, so that it reaches the "infinite" level, and it will never be able to touch himself. *

Therefore, in the short confrontation between the two sides, "No Human Qualification" had no chance to have an effect on Gojo Satoru.

"...Oh, that's interesting."

After realizing that he was completely restrained, Osamu Dazai immediately dodged, flexibly dodging Gojo Satoru's counterattack, and retreated far away, wisely choosing to distance himself at the first time.

He looked down at his hands, narrowed his eyes slightly, and revealed the identities of the three people in front of him:

"If I'm not mistaken, you guys are conjurers, why did you appear in Yokohama?"

After saying this, not only Gojo Gojo was stunned, but even Rin Kanto was startled, looking at the person who had revealed their identities vigilantly, and raised his hand to touch the baseball bag on his shoulder, feeling tense.

How could he know the conjurer...

Could it be that he accidentally saved a dangerous person?

However, Xia Youjie at the side was not as nervous as they were. Instead, he carefully looked at Osamu Dazai's attire, pondered for a moment, and then he seemed to have suddenly remembered something, showing a clear expression.

"Sorry, are you Mr. Dazai from the Armed Detective Agency?"

"Huh?" Didn't expect to hear his name from a stranger, Osamu Dazai was startled, and turned to look at him, "You know me?"

"I don't know you, but I've heard of your name." Xia Youjie pursed his lips, and said with some embarrassment, "And I also learned about your supernatural ability from Mr. Kunikida..."

Ah, Kunikida-kun, it must have been introduced as a negative case or something.

As for the information on supernatural powers... This thing is almost being disclosed to the public, so it doesn't matter if it is revealed, it's not a big problem.

Osamu Dazai nodded with self-knowledge, with a smile on his face again, and his tone softened: "I see, you have been to the detective agency?"

Xia Youjie replied: "The last time I came to Yokohama to exorcise the curse spirit, I had a brief contact with your company in order to collect information."

He paused, turned to the two surprised students, and introduced them intimately: "Wu, Shendu, this is Osamu Dazai, Mr. Dazai, a member of the Yokohama Armed Detective Agency... The detective agency is from Yokohama." An armed group of supernatural beings is responsible for dealing with some dangerous affairs that cannot be handed over to the army and the police, and we in the magic world also cooperate with them."

"Yes, so you don't have to be so nervous. A lot of information from our detective agency and the magic world can be shared."

Osamu Dazai spread his hands, looked at the pair of sky pupils under Wujo Gojo's sunglasses, and slightly raised his eyebrows at him, "For example, Master Gojo, I have read your information."

"...Is that so, is it because of "no lower limit"? Gojo Satoru folded his hands and snorted softly, "No wonder you recognize our identities." "

His attitude towards Osamu Dazai was obviously very bad. Even though he knew that the latter was a friend rather than an enemy, his tone was still not half as polite as Xia Youjie's, and there was even a faint smell of gunpowder that could not be subdued.

Osamu Dazai, who was targeted by the opponent, blinked blankly.

Strange, with such great hostility, where did I provoke the heir of the Wutiao family?

He was very confused about this, and when he was about to ask Wujo Wu directly, he heard Xia Youjie continue to introduce politely: "Mr. Dazai, since you know Wujo, I will not say more; this is Rin Kamiwatani, our first-year student at the Tokyo Magic College..."

Xia Youjie coughed dryly, and deliberately emphasized: "If it's true, he's a boy."

Osamu Dazai: "Huh?"

He was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly looked away, only to see that "black-haired girl" raised her head, revealing a handsome young face, and said with a helpless smile, "Hello, Mr. Dazai."

"...Oh, hello, Shendu-san!"

As strong as Osamu Dazai, of course he will not feel ashamed because he misidentified the gender of others - he was only surprised for a moment, and then quickly adjusted his state, with a look of "nothing happened just now", calm and composed He waved his hand at Shinto Rin, and apologized casually: "I was really sorry just now."

Shendu Rin didn't mind, anyway, it was a misunderstanding, just explain it clearly.

He smiled magnanimously, and nodded to Osamu Dazai, "It's okay, I don't blame Mr. Dazai for misreading, I should cut my hair shorter."

Osamu Dazai glanced at his half-length black hair, deeply convinced.

...However, apart from the reason of the hair, on the whole, although Kanto Rin often wears a gentle expression, his appearance is not feminine, but very handsome, and his facial features are somewhat cold; And because of long-term sword practice, his eyes are always bright and sharp, and his whole body has a very special temperament, which is by no means a look that would make people mistake his gender.

All in all, it was all his own fault with his eyesight.

Osamu Dazai sighed secretly, and said in his heart that this was the Waterloo in the history of his suicide invitation—but the victim's attitude was so tolerant, and he took the responsibility on himself, which made Dazai Osamu feel a little guilty.

"Okay, student Shendu, I just..."

Osamu Dazai corrected his attitude, and when he was about to apologize to the other party again, he saw Gojo Satoru suddenly take half a step forward, blocking Rin Kanto behind him without a trace, raised his eyes to Osamu Dazai, and folded his arms first and asked: " Hey, how did you fall into the river? Could something be wrong with Yokohama recently?"

The topic was pulled off abruptly, but what was asked was a question that several people were very curious about.

Xia Youjie said just now that the Armed Detective Agency is a major power force in Yokohama, and is responsible for dangerous work that even the military and police find difficult—then, as one of them, Osamu Dazai should be under extremely powerful With supernatural powers, why were they fished out of the river?

"Oh, this..."

Osamu Dazai's gaze stayed between Gojo Satoru and Rin Kanto for a moment, he raised the corners of his lips thoughtfully, shrugged his shoulders, and said with a smile: "Let's answer the first question first: I am actually committing suicide by throwing myself into a river." oh!"

"……what?"

Kanto Rin imagined many possibilities in advance, including but not limited to seeking revenge, fleeing, assassinating, framing, and even accidentally slipping...but he never expected to hear such an outrageous answer, and was shocked immediately, and even his expression became blank ,"suicide?!"

"That's right," Osamu Dazai nodded earnestly, and his tone even contained some accusation, "If you hadn't saved me, I might have committed suicide now, what a pity."

Kanto Rin, who was the first to rush forward to catch people: "..."

The pot hit his forehead with a bang.

But Gojo Satoru rolled his eyes, and said sarcastically, "Don't be sorry, no one will go to catch you now, and you can jump back into the river now in time."

"No, no, no, that's not okay."

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, raised an index finger, and shook his face in front of Gojo Satoru, and said in that scalp-numbing aria:

"I was rescued ashore by the kind-hearted classmate Shendu just now. If I go into the water in front of him again, wouldn't it be a very disrespectful behavior? - Gojo-kun, I am a very polite gentleman, absolutely not Doing such a thing that would make Shendu-san feel sad!"

He spoke righteously, and directly arranged a sad script for Shendu Rin.Although the latter felt inexplicable, he couldn't really let Osamu Dazai throw himself into the river again, so he had to pinch his nose to recognize the logic chain in his mouth, tugged Wujo Satoru's cuff, and comforted him in a low voice:

"Okay, senior, please don't say a few words, Mr. Dazai is a member of the Armed Detective Agency after all... and after soaking in the river for so long just now, it is inevitable that he was a little unconscious, so don't take it too seriously..."

Gojo Satoru's face was darker than the bottom of the pot, and he said through gritted teeth, "Indeed, I think his brain really got a lot of water."

Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to say such a mess of crazy things.

Gojo Satoru's voice was not deliberately lowered like Kanto Rin, but Dazai Osamu was still smiling, as if he didn't hear his comments about him at all.

Xia Youjie on the side had heard a little about the glorious actions of this suicide lover, so he didn't focus on this matter, but asked curiously: "Then Mr. Dazai, could it be that something really happened in Yokohama recently?" trouble?"

"Well... There are indeed two important things." Osamu Dazai rubbed his chin with his knuckles and made a "two" gesture, "The first one is the rumor of the 'man-eating tiger'. You should have heard of this Said, but it has been perfectly solved by the detective agency."

Xia Youjie paused, thinking that they had discussed about wanting to watch the excitement of "Man-eating Tiger" before, he couldn't help but turned his head and looked at Gojo Satoru, and after a moment of silence, he asked again as if admiring: "Then the second piece..."

Osamu Dazai did not answer immediately.

He pretended to smile mysteriously, without saying a word, reached out to pat off the water droplets on the windbreaker, tightened the bandages on his arms, and even reached out to straighten his slightly messy hair.

After finishing his actions and tidying up his appearance, Osamu Dazai looked at the three DKs opposite him again, and said slowly:

"The second thing, it has something to do with the three of you... But it's late now, why don't we go have lunch together and talk to you in detail at the table?"