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What happens when a Dazai dango is given to Akutagawa?

I doubt that Akutagawa will be able to get up and continue writing documents with a drip.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Is it not too vivid to say so?

I touched my chin, it must be Akutagawa who probably couldn't close his eyes for the past three nights.

Nakahara Chuya Danko sits firmly on my shoulders with gravity, and Dazai Osamu Danko...

When I knocked on the door of Akutagawa's house, he treated me like a senior when he was off work, "Senior Sato, do you have any tasks for me to do?"

I think he's a little too good-natured.Osamu Dazai rolled restlessly in his pocket again. When I reached out to press him, he bit the finger holding me.

I:? ? ?

If you are angry, remember to cheat me when you get bigger, now you are so small, why bite my finger?It's painless.

I remember that I didn't make him lose his mind.

Because of Osamu Dazai, I was a little late to say hello to Akutagawa, and Akutagawa's eyes were already fixed on the moving Nakahara Nakaya on my shoulder.

After I took out Dazai Osamu who was holding my finger in my pocket and biting hard, Akutagawa's expression was calm after being overly shocked, commonly known as without expression fluctuations, and just said dryly: "Dazai... sir? "

"It is indeed the Dazai cadre, and the one on my shoulder is also the Chuya cadre."

"Can I go in and talk?"

"……Feel sorry."

In general, because Akutagawa was a bit too stimulated, he couldn't make any frightening actions.On the contrary, he looks very calm now, but the facial muscles are a little stiff, which looks similar to facial paralysis.

He is still young and may not be able to bear this kind of stimulation.

So the whole process is a bit like sleepwalking, I understand.

After all, he even showed supernatural powers. Like a cat chasing its own tail, Rashomon spun a big windmill, almost blowing away his respected Mr. Dazai.

"...Sorry, Dazai-san."

Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't bear to look at Akutagawa like this anymore, "Are you sure he can listen like this?"

"I'm sure he won't listen."

I analyze calmly.

Akutagawa has been staring at the shrunken Osamu Dazai for 5 minutes, and the number of blinks is stuck at the limit that the eyes can bear. Seeing him walking crookedly, Rashomon is on standby at the edge of the table, ready to be used as a cushion .

You said he could hear it, unless Osamu Dazai spoke in person.

I shook my head: "The chef is so terrifying."

Chuka Nakahara gave a "tsk" in my ear, "The mackerel can only fool the simple Akutagawa."

I don’t think so.

Osamu Dazai can still lie to him.

But this kind of words can't be said now, we are here to talk about things, not to lure the two blacks to fight each other.

To avoid this kind of thing from happening, the first thing I have to do is to say less.

As long as I talk too much, even if their size becomes smaller, it will not stop their nature of tearing down the house at all, and they can't even put it in a pocket.

Large diamond polishing site.

Osamu Dazai steadied himself under the wind of Rashomon, he just said seriously, "Akutagawa..."

"Boom"

Akutagawa slammed his head on the table and said calmly, "Mr. Dazai, I will listen carefully."

Osamu Dazai: "...my superhuman ability is the dementia in the world?"

"Yes."

"...Akutagawa, wake up."

"I'm calm, Dazai-san."

"Go face the wall and think about it, Akutagawa."

"Yes."

The little Osamu Dazai was making Akutagawa face the wall and think about it, and Akutagawa was facing the wall straight, even his face was about to be buried in the wall, the three of us sat on the sofa and meditated.

Akutagawa's younger sister Yin should be hiding in a room with a closed door, and we didn't force the little girl to come out and save her demented brother.

Osamu Dazai struggled to climb onto the palm of my hand, as if my palm was the wall in front of Akutagawa, and he lay upright with his face against my palm.

A look that even the world doesn't want to face.

"Qingzi, tell me, how should he teach?"

Nakahara Naka and I also maintained our facial expressions, so as not to make our stomachs hurt from laughing at the failure of expression management.When Akutagawa's mind was muddled, he really dared to admit anything, hahahaha, demented in the world, he has a special attack ability against Akutagawa.

Zhong Yuanzhong had no choice but to cough twice to suppress his own smile: "Dazai, in this case, just order Akutagawa directly."

"Slug, don't bark, I just want to hear Qingzi talk."

Nakahara Chuya: "...Mackerel, do you want to die?"

Dazai ruled that he had no interest in life: "I'm already dead."

I still have some experience with Akutagawa's education.So I took out the temporary contract that I had prepared a long time ago from my clothes, and it was densely packed with words.

I rolled it up, tapped Osamu Dazai lightly with it, and made Osamu Dazai look up at me, "Dazai, just let Akutagawa write the name."

"It's so big, Qingzi."

Osamu Dazai looked at me with tears in his eyes, "Can you let Zhongya hold his hand and follow me?"

I shook my head: "What we do is abducting and trafficking, not beating."

"Just one punch."

"No, you can't let Akutagawa work with injuries."

When Akutagawa wrote his name, he was too serious.

I can only say that he has the demeanor of a three-time Dazai. He wrote his name on a full page before carefully writing his name on the deed of sale.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

The way he looked at me was full of sadness that an apprentice couldn't bear.

I gently rubbed his hair with my fingertips, and said, "Crabmeat tofu, do you want it?"

"Is there anything in it?"

He is alert.

I smiled: "Yes."

"That Qingzi, I want Zhongye to play with the big pendulum with me."

I:? ? ?

"The slug that snatched Qingzi from me should just die."

His expression was very cold.

Like Akutagawa, I was as expressionless as I witnessed another large-scale diamond polishing scene.

"Akutagawa, did you hear that?"

Still cute Akutagawa: "Yes."

"Your Dazai-san has been ground to powder."

"Mr. Dazai!!!"

Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Nakahara, who were being ground into powder, also watched me hold down Akutagawa who suddenly had a fierce expression, and Akutagawa who rushed out of Rashomon, pressed him on the sofa, and Rashomon was also caught by me. Suppressed on the sofa.

I calmed down: "Akutagawa is awake."

As long as Osamu Dazai is ground into powder, a demented Akutagawa will wake up.Even the hard-working Central Plains needed an angry killing campaign.

Discussing with Akutagawa about acting as a replacement... It should be a complete success, but Osamu Dazai scolded Akutagawa for half an hour again, saying that his psychological endurance is too weak, and Mafia doesn't need such a waste like him.

Akutagawa: "I will definitely try my best to adapt to Mr. Dazai's height."

The adaptation that Akutagawa said, how should I put it, just continued to stare at Osamu Dazai without blinking.

On the way back, Osamu Dazai said, "I decided to give Akutagawa two punches and five guns in three days' time."

I disagree, "You don't have the right way to teach Akutagawa."

"I'm a man insulated from being right."

"Admit it, Dazai, you're just pissed off."

Nakahara Chuya is in a much better mood than him.

"Let's throw away the slug that can't speak, Qingzi, I know a sewer, I can just throw him away."

The correct way to teach Akutagawa is to tell him to do the simplest things directly.For example, write your own name, for example, let him kill people, the obedience of the mad dog is really good, give him a goal, and he can make everyone there be torn off by Rashomon.

There is no need to send Akutagawa if you want to ask for information.

Akutagawa is not good at keeping his hands in duels, and he will also think of killing everyone as a means of gaining praise.In this aspect, it is not like a dog, but like a stupid cat, thinking that the owner's family is poor and unable to support him and it, so he has to worry about catching mice and putting them in a row in front of the door, and harvesting one of the owner's slippers. , stunned on the spot.

Dislike too little meow?

Osamu Dazai hated it to death.

He doesn't have a long memory for beating him, and he won't admit his mistakes when he scolds him. Let Osamu Dazai praise him. Forget it, Osamu Dazai is also a man who can't express his compliments normally.

Every time Osamu Dazai complimented me, there was a subtle sense of unreality.

But I'm not afraid that Osamu Dazai will cheat me immediately after he praises me for a good job. In this world, I'm only afraid that supernatural powers will cheat me.Others, I'm not afraid.

After leaving Akutagawa's house, instead of going to the big pendulum, we went to the Ferris wheel.

For the sake of Osamu Dazai's life.

Nakahara can also use gravity to stay firmly in my arms, and Dazai Osamu, even if he stays in my clothes, he can crawl out halfway and be thrown away by the big pendulum.

I don't want to find him in a bird's beak.

Along the way, Zhongyuan Zhong also rescued him once from the bird's beak.I rescued him once from a cat, and as for the dog...

Don't Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu not like dogs?

I can't remember, because I have only seen Osamu Dazai who ate dog food and was chased by dogs three streets, but I have never seen the reassuring Nakahara Chuya do such outrageous things.

Anyway, the dog was requisitioned in the end.

Osamu Dazai sat on the big dog and grabbed the dog's fur. The big dog followed me slowly, and I would feed it some sausage from time to time.Nakahara will also help me keep an eye on Osamu Dazai on the dog's back, so as not to let him fall into some puddle or sewer halfway.

Osamu Dazai pursed his lips, "I want Qingzi to hug me."

"Don't keep digging into my clothes, you've made a gap in my pocket."

While Nakahara was manipulating a needle by gravity to fill the gap, Osamu Dazai fell into the grass twice and pulled out a few dog hairs.

Nakahara is already tired enough, I still don't want to increase his workload, and the dog's hair is also very precious, Osamu Dazai can tear off a handful every time he falls, I'm afraid the dog's back will be bald.

When I finally arrived at the Ferris wheel safely, I solemnly implanted the hair on the big dog to restore its hair to the level before Osamu Dazai sat on it.

Work hard on it.

Osamu Dazai has a soft spot for ripping something off.

In the end, I carefully disinfected Osamu Dazai to restore him to a clean state, and then I took advantage of the amusement park and only bought one ticket.

At this time, Osamu Dazai and Nakahara were equally at ease.

If all three people become dumplings, it will probably save a lot of money.Of course, in the end I may have to fly the two of them directly onto the Ferris wheel.

It can also be that Chuya Nakahara uses gravity to take me, and I take Osamu Dazai.

In this kind of situation, I am destined to be in the middle with the supernatural ability that is unqualified in the world.