A little day in another world through the future

"I like men!"

"I know."

"I like manly men!"

"Ok, I know."

"I like a man with a good figure and muscles!"

"Well, I know that too."

"But I can't find such a man who loves me."

In the bar, a handsome man drank his drink in one gulp.

While wiping the glass, the bartender gave him an unsympathetic look, "It's hard for a man like you to think of this kind of man."

The bartender's words undoubtedly became the last straw that crushed him. The handsome man leaned on the bar in frustration, and beat the bar vigorously, "Wuuuu...I want to be stronger! Don't look like me."

"I advised you to be a 0, but you refused. With your picky taste, you deserve to be a virgin." The bartender put down his glass, picked up a bottle of wine and poured it for him, "I invite you to drink this glass, After drinking, go home, wash up and go to bed, and come back tomorrow to catch your strong 0."

The handsome man watched the transparent wine hit the glass fiercely, splashing up, took the glass and shook it, and muttered obviously drunk: "Huh, I am such a good number 1, one day I will meet the perfect one in my heart." No. 0, it is impossible to be a virgin for the rest of my life. I am a pure 1. I will not drift with the tide and become a No. 0 just because I can’t find a No. 0 I like. I am a No. 1...a No. 1..."

As he spoke, he raised his glass, gulped down the wine with a smirk on his face, then put down the glass heavily, took out his wallet, pulled out a few big bills, and said drunkenly to the bartender, "Hey, don't look for it anymore!" , count your tip."

Throwing down the money, the handsome man stood up staggeringly, humming a little song, and shaking his wallet rhythmically, "Where is number 0? Where is number 0? Number 0 is in the green field, here is Strong 0, there is weak 0 here, and that happy Xiaochun 1... la la la... I'm just that happy Xiaochun 1..."

Many people have noticed this handsome man for a long time. This man has been in the GAY bar for almost half a year, but every time he refuses to invite him, and he never invites anyone. Every time he comes, sits for an hour and then leaves. Gradually, everyone learned about him.

Pure 1, virgin, like strong 0.

In fact, there are not a few strong 0s in this circle, but strong 0s basically don't like No. 1s who are too weak and beautiful in appearance, so such No. 1s are not popular.

But men are very attractive to some No. 1s who like to look handsome and delicate, so when men staggered past some No. 1s with ulterior motives, many No. 1s coaxed him to open a room while he was drunk, and then attacked. Next his plan.

The man walked towards the door of the bar unsteadily, broke free from several pairs of hands that wanted to help him go, and said angrily: "Get out, I'm not the type I like, I don't have time to mess around with you!"

After finally walking to the door, the handsome man suddenly turned around, smiled and blew a kiss in the direction of the bar: "Honey, goodbye, see you tomorrow, remember to give me another discount!"

The bartender pretended not to know him, and the handsome man didn't care. He held onto the door frame to stand firm, and continued to sway, singing "Where is No. 0? No. 0 is in the green field".

After walking for an unknown amount of time, the handsome man saw a roadblock in front of the road. There was a sign hanging on the roadblock. The dim streetlights shone on the sign, and two lines of large characters could be vaguely seen.

The handsome man read out one word at a time: "The sewer is being repaired, please make a detour."

The handsome man suddenly realized and laughed, "So it's repairing the sewer!"

On the surface, he suddenly realized, but his head corroded by alcohol didn't remember it at all. He happily swung his wallet and beat the beat, raised his long legs, and took a step forward...

"Sewer, sewer, sewer, I love you! Ah—"

sewer:"……???"

****

Thousands of stars seemed to be magnified, turning into planets that were clearly so distant and misty, and the closest planet to him was a blue planet that was getting farther and farther away from him.

The planet was immediately recognizable as Earth.

Yu Zeyang's mind was still in a state of chaos, and he didn't understand what was going on, but the weightlessness of the fall made him instinctively scream in fear.

I rely on!How is this going?

Is this a roller coaster, or bungee jumping?

The strong sense of weightlessness finally made him wake up, but the various planets around him were like a fast car running backwards, as if passing through countless parallel worlds, galaxies, and spaces beyond human imagination.

He can even see plants, animals, and creatures as intelligent as humans on some planets, but most of them are pitted planets with no biological breath, orbiting according to the established orbit.

The feeling of weightlessness is so strong that Yu Zeyang doesn't know when he can stop, maybe he will fall into a puddle of meatloaf if he stops, and the unimaginable strange scene around him makes him not know what to do.

No matter whether he screamed or screamed, he couldn't stop himself from falling, as if there was a powerful attraction pulling him into the boundless universe, experiencing the birth and destruction of countless planets, the ups and downs of those intelligent civilizations seemed to be one Those planets are within reach.

But when he really stretched out his fingers to touch those planets, he realized that all the planets were far away from him, and everything was like an illusion.

His throat was already sore, Yu Zeyang also calmed down, stuffed the deformed wallet into his pocket, took out his mobile phone and found that the mobile phone was turned off.

The state of weightlessness made him uncomfortable, but the habit of life still made him press the button to turn on the phone, but the electronic products on the earth obviously couldn't adapt to the disordered magnetic field of the universe, the screen flashed "3G", and then the phone issued a weird " Serge...here...", as if a self-destruct device had been activated, "bang——", with a loud bang, the phone turned into a bomb, and it fell apart as a member of the retrograde scene.

Yu Zeyang was the one who bore the brunt of the bombing. Fortunately, the bomb did not cause much damage. It only blew up his hands into smoking "black claws" and his face into black Baogong. The posture of falling down becomes the posture of falling head down.

Yu Zeyang didn't have time to call out "my phone", and saw the direction in which he fell - a huge blue and green planet.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, after watching it, Yu Zeyang swung his arms and kicked his legs randomly to make a posture of swimming backwards, staring at the planet with fear on his face!

"I'm about to run into each other—ahhh—I haven't married a wife—"

The planet in front of him was terribly big, and he was "reckless" like an egg hitting a rock head-on. It was so horrible that he could only scream miserably, tilting his face and couldn't bear to look directly at his miserable end when he hit this planet.

Can you give him a face to see?He still needs to rely on this face to deceive his wife. In the future, he will no longer be such a bastard clamoring that he is a strong 1, pretending to be a weak 0, and then cheating a wife?

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Yu Zeyang burst into tears and covered his eyes.

Sewer I hate you!

sewer:……? ? ?