God, let's show our love

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Title: God, let's show our love

Author: I am cool and thin

Copywriting

This is a story about a net match Zihong Xiaoshou and Dashengong.

Xiaonen Shou, who pretends to be evil and weak in the net, and the black-bellied and evil Gong, who is public from the inside out, can no longer be public.

A heart-scratching one who wants to show affection fiercely in two-dimensional, and a calm one who refuses to confuse the two-dimensional and three-dimensional life.

So, this is a joyful story of two loving young people fighting wits and courage, blowing hair and smoothing hair.

(Wiping sweat, the copywriting is so difficult to write!!!)

Black-bellied evil attack x appearance charm inner turmoil subject

Xu Weikuan (cv Sanyan) x Nangong Yan (cv Sanyan | Palace Master)

Content tags: online matching made in heaven and soft spot

Search keywords: Protagonist: Nangong Yan (Sanyan), Xu Weikuan (Sanye)┃Supporting roles: Gu Ang, Xia Mo, three-layer pork belly, salty radish, light worry┃Others: online match, love, attacking favors

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☆, 1

On the computer screen, a post with a bright red hot tail at the end was floating in the wind on a certain opened forum page.

"Everyone, come to [-] High School to catch the scum in the circle"

The first time the author came into contact with the Internet and became obsessed with cv is because of the drama "Meng Shou", the three-faced silly mother who plays the role of Gongjun in Da Ai, has a variety of beautiful and gorgeous voices!Love this evil attack! !The host went to ask Du Niang to find a lot of dramas by Sanyan Silly Mom, and then, the host found a jq landscape, most of the dramas played by Sanyan Silly Mom were cv for half a summer! ! !

The host has a little gossip heart in his heart to listen to the FT of the silly mother of Sanyan and look at the Weibo of the silly mother. Surprisingly, he boldly guesses that they are a couple, right? jq is full!Xie Mei Tsundere Gong x Obedient, weak, etc., how can swollen be a good match for milk teeth! ! !

But! !But last night, the Sanyan silly mother who only stayed on her yy channel unexpectedly parachuted into a certain cv's song party, and even sang two love songs!All kinds of teasing of Gongjun, have you seen it?A certain cv Xiaoshou is shy in all kinds of ways, isn't there!Blind eyes, no!

The host holds a glass heart in his hand and is curious, Sanyan silly mother, is this the rhythm of abandoning her own little girl to climb the wall?

Floor 1: Uh?Sanyan Silly Mom was at the scene last night? ?cry!Going to bed early and getting up early can't hurt the party, please record!

2nd Floor: Sanyan Silly Mama and Banxia are not a couple, but who is a certain cv, please reveal!Gossip eyes wide open~~

3rd floor: Is the poster a newcomer? That silly mother who looks good often hooks up with other young people, point me to his Weibo →

4th Floor: Upstairs, are you a little blackie? Yan Shama has a very good relationship with many CVs. It’s normal to often joke or something. Upstairs, you have too much brain!Also, do you know who that certain cv is?

5th floor: Xiao Hei on the 3rd floor did not explain.Hei Hei, your mother is calling you home for dinner.

Floor 24: Passers-by pass by, but I really don't like Sanyan's flirtatious flirting behavior.

Floor 33: I also can't get used to Sanyan. I'm a shou's timbre and I have to pretend to be offensive. Disgusting! ps: Attached is the address of cv Tutu's song meeting last night. I just listened to half of it, so I went to the toilet to vomit for a while.

Floor 56: The sunspots are so funny, my Sanyan silly mother's Gongyin is gorgeous and magnificent, and it is second to none among the evil and charming Gongyin in the middle of the circle, okay?If you don't know how to appreciate it, don't spray it randomly, and be careful of being caught and used for rabies breeding.

Floor 65: Mama Yan has a beautiful voice, I love Mama Yan the most, so die sunspot!

Floor 66: Thrilling brain-dead fans!Xiaohei on each floor quickly cover the pot and escape~~

Floor 88: By the way, am I the only one still waiting for the follow-up from the host?Landlord, where are you?Didn't the poster catch the scumbag in the middle of the pick, why did he only catch such a weak attacker like Yan Shama?

Floor 89: Upstairs, you said that Sanyan is a weak attack. Weak attacks are easier to catch =_=囧

Floor 101: Louzhu is the real black.Use the tone of Xiaobai seeking popular science to cover up your pure black heart.However, the piercing eyes tell you that your title has exposed your heart.

Floor 122: The insider party tells you that the idiot Yan and the idiot half summer are just good friends. They seem to be roommates in the same dormitory, so please don't make up your mind, thank you.

Floor 123: Huh?Is it just a relationship of good friends? I have loved their pair for a long time~~ I am so sad, waiting for jq between roommates to happen.

The person in front of the computer slides the mouse with his chin in his hand, browses all the way down and finds that the little black boys' spraying skills are not good at all, so he moves his fingers, typing a word on the keyboard with a bang, puts on the little vest, clicks, and sends.

Floor 156: That Sanyan is rubbish!The accompanying drama likes to drag the voice, the voice is not very beautiful, and the temper is not good. It is said that there is also a problem with character! --Hearts of Spades

Floor 157: Huh?Character problem?Begging for pee~~

Floor 158: Floor 156 should have a basis for what they say!Yan Shama never drags her voice and she is also super nice!Please don't spray indiscriminately, OK?

Floor 159: Where there is no wind, there are no waves. If there is nothing wrong, how can it be said that there is a problem with character?Passers-by turn black.

...

Satisfied to see the fights gradually rising in the post, it's a bit of a pinch!Just as I was about to write something more, I saw the penguin icon flickering in the lower right corner of the computer.

Three-layer pork belly: silly mom, are you there? ~(≧▽≦)/~

Three-layer pork belly: silly mom, are you there? ~(≧▽≦)/~

Three-layer pork belly: silly mom, are you there? ~(≧▽≦)/~

Palace Master: Not here

Three layers of pork belly: silly mom!Pounce! ╭(╯3╰)╮

Palace Master: (⊙o⊙)!

Palace Master: You win!You are too heavy!

Three-layer pork belly: 嘤嘤嘤~Silly mother, do you despise the Yin family?

Three-layer pork belly: Do you dislike Yinjia?

Three-layer pork belly: Do you really despise Yinjia?

Palace Master: Meh!

Three-layer pork belly: Pfft!Silly mother is cute!shy~~

Three-layer pork belly: Pfft!Silly mother is cute!shy~~

Three-layer pork belly: Pfft!Silly mother is cute!shy~~

Palace Master: (@?a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="2d436d">[email protected])~Don't swipe your screen!

Three layers of pork belly: (╰_╯)#

Three-layer pork belly: Silly mom, you are so gorgeous! !

Three-layer pork belly: You obviously lost the chicken...

Palace Master: I rely on (‵o′) convex!

Palace Master: What do you mean I lost the chicken! ! !Fuck your sister!Speak well to Ben Gong!

Palace owner: (#‵′)convex

Three-layer pork belly: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Three-layer pork belly: silly mom fried her hair~~

Three layers of pork belly: 嘤嘤嘤~~

Three-layered pork belly: The silly mother is smooth~~ I was caught molesting the silly mother~~ 嘘嘤嘘~~

Palace Master: (╯﹏╰)b

Palace Master: If there is nothing to do, you can step back, I don’t want to see your multi-layered body anymore

Three-layer pork belly: 〒▽〒

Three-layer pork belly: Don't play it, silly mother!Silly mother, please stay tuned~~ You know, the silver family is the most embellished with Chinese and English attacks!

Three-layer pork belly: So I was unconscious for a while, and I offended the palace master's lust, /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Three-layer pork belly: The Yin family knew it was wrong, and the Yin family will never dare to do it next time~~

Palace Master: (⊙v⊙) Yes

Three-layer pork belly: Silly mother, silly mother, I have a drama here~~ Star Eyes~~

Palace Master: I don't accept new ones recently, there are too many pitfalls, you know. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Three-layered pork belly: I don’t want it, idiot~~ I think the attacking sound of this drama is very suitable for idiots, idiot, please read the script before replying

Three-layer pork belly: Look at the little eyes I look forward to (Θ[-]Θ)

Palace Lord: (._.)

Three-layer pork belly: ≧▽≦ySilly mom, did you promise me?

Palace Master: No.I'm just showing you that your fat eyes should be the size of two dots.

Three-layer pork belly: ╰(‵ ′)╯

Three-layer pork belly: (︶︿︶) = convex

Three-layer pork belly: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴

Three-layer pork belly: Yin's family is unhappy, silly mother Yin's family is a girl's paper, don't say that about her!

Palace Master: ...(⊙_⊙)...So, you still remember that you are a female!

Three-layer pork belly: Tuyan!Cover your shy face~~

Palace owner: (⊙_⊙)

Three layers of pork belly: Idiot mother accepts the script!After reading it, tell Yinjia the answer~ Yinjia is waiting for your good news~~

Palace Master: Uh, the script is very good.

Three layers of pork belly: yes!Yeah!

Three-layer Pork Belly: Agreed, agreed, let's play the role, let's work together!Star-eyed!

Palace Master: But this role is not suitable for me. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Palace Master: The third master in the novel is a man who is a bit ruffian, domineering and evil, but this palace is a gentle attack. (*^_^*)

Three layers of pork belly:...

Three-layer pork belly: (+﹏+) ~ crazy dizzy ~ ~ Lord Palace Master, are you so narcissistic and respectful?You are a scumbag at all!

Three-layer pork belly: No, you are a scumbag at all!

Palace Master: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴

Palace Master: It seems we can no longer play happily!See you!

Three layers of pork belly: o(>﹏<)o

Three-layer pork belly: 嘤嘤嘤~~ No!

Three layers of pork belly: Yin's house has a wrong bird, Yin's house hangs its own southeast branch, and Yin's house has no little jj~~ Please forgive me, my lord! !

Palace Master: If you touch your chin, you will be fined not to press me to make a dry speech.

Three-layer Pork Belly: That... for the fingers... can I choose not to play happily anymore...

Palace owner: (‵o′)convex

Palace Master: I must block you!Block you!Block you!

Three-layer pork belly: Then Yinjia will go to Yinjia's cp plus sex scene plus sex scene! !

Palace Master: ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

Three-layer pork belly: let others despise you by growing your own meat, hum!

Palace Master: Don't talk to you anymore, I'm hungry and I'm looking for food

Three-layer Pork Belly: Did the idiot agree to accept the show?

Palace Master: You can look for another cv, if you really don't have a suitable one, then you can look for me.

Three-layer pork belly: ok ok, thank you silly mom! (*.3^)

Palace Master: Waving~~ You can ask me to leave now.

Three-layer pork belly: Yes, the servant girl is retiring, Sanyan silly mother Wanan~~

Sanyan silly mother?That's right!This Sanyan is the hacked Sanyan in the post, and the little blackie named Spade Heart is Sanyan's stupid mother herself.

CV Yan Yanyan can be regarded as a purple-red CV in the circle. It is said that he doesn't need to hype himself up and blackmail himself like some little transparent people who have just entered the circle in order to become famous.After staying in the online distribution circle for a long time, I occasionally feel bored and boring. Self-deprecation is nothing more than cultivating one's sentiments and relaxing one's mind.

From the above, it can be seen from the side that Sanyan Silly Mom is actually a lazy egg who loves to fan the flames and disturb the facts to create chaos!

Rubbing his empty stomach, our student with snake spirit glanced at the time at the bottom right of the computer, it was very good, it was 21:[-] Beijing time, and the other person in the dormitory hadn't come back at the end of summer, so...he didn't have to go out at all, You can ask your roommate to help him buy meals and bring them back!

After dialing the number, it took a long time to be picked up, "Nangong Yan? What's the matter with you?"

"Xiao Momo, when are you going back to the dormitory? Help me bring back a piece of fried rice."

"I'm almost becoming your nanny! Let me bring you three meals a day, and you treat me as a food delivery man!"

"Xiao Momo, you are my exclusive nanny~~"

"Pull you down! Even if I'm the exclusive nanny, I won't be your family!"

"Yeah, I know, you belong to your family, Gu Ang."

"I won't tell you anymore. I'll go back later tonight. It's up to you whether you live or die."

"Hey hey me..."

Nangong Yan curled her lips at the hung up phone, people with childhood sweethearts are arrogant.Forget it, in order not to wake up from hunger and insomnia in the middle of the night, he should go to the supermarket to make a big purchase by himself.

The author has something to say: open a new pit z~~~~(≧▽≦)/~ la la la

☆, 2

Nangong Yan came out of a chain supermarket two bus stops away from the school with a large bag of food, and wiped the sweat off her brow. She stayed awake in the middle of the night and crawled online for river crabs. The crowds were rushing through the Don't you think about the flat wallet in your trouser pocket in the supermarket?

sister!When did shopping in the supermarket become a physical activity!He had a sore back, sore legs, chest tightness and shortness of breath while waiting in line for the checkout!

So there was such a scene on the road, a tall and thin boy with a handsome appearance and a tall and thin man dragged a big round shopping bag in his hands and moved forward slowly. crawling penguin.This picture is ridiculous no matter how you look at it.

Damn it!If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have bought so many bottles of drinks, it’s so heavy! ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3 He didn't even eat lunch, he was really going to be exhausted!

"Hey."

A magnetic and pleasant male voice came from behind him, and someone patted his shoulder lightly. Nangong Yan was taken aback for a moment, and when he turned his head to see who the man behind him was... he was stunned for a little longer...

It's him?

Looking away a little, who is this beautiful woman beside him?The brain quickly ruled out this person's close relatives of the seven aunts and eight aunts' young girls, damn it!It can't be his girlfriend!

Feeling upset, Nangong Yan had a cold face and asked angrily, "What are you doing?"

The visitor didn't care about his tone, pointing to a box on the ground, "You dropped something."

ah?Nangong Yan hurriedly checked the shopping bag in her hand. Something really cut a hole at the bottom of the bag. Looking at the things on the ground, it was his fault.

Putting the shopping bag in her hand on the ground, Nangong Yan couldn't help complaining when she bent down and squatted down, "Your sister, didn't you see that it is inconvenient for me to carry things in my hands? Why can't I help me pick them up!"You smelly man with no taste or style!

Just as she was about to put the item into the shopping bag when she picked it up, someone grabbed her wrist. Nangong Yan frowned, raised her head and stared at him, "What are you doing!" But her eyes couldn't help but look at the man holding his hand, the palm is wide and the fingers are slender , Fuck!It's unreasonable, why does this girl even have such good-looking hands!

The man chuckled, his eyes teasing, "Why do you buy this thing?"

"You're insane! Of course you bought it to eat, what else?" Twitching his wrist, and being held by this person, he can't help but blush!

"Eat?" The man raised his eyebrows and smiled more meaningfully, "This thing...will cause indigestion."

"It's up to you!"

Sister!He's so handsome, why is he smiling so brightly, attracting bees and butterflies?

"I didn't expect you to be so harsh." The man rubbed his chin and said teasingly.

"Puhaha, handsome boy, you are so cute." The girl beside her was already shaking with laughter, she pointed to the box and covered her mouth with a smile and said to Nangong Yan: "Hey, little brother, this thing is a condom, you can't eat it Oh."

little brother?Brother and sister!You are the younger brother, your whole family is younger brother!Uh, wait, what did she just say, s... s...

No, no way!Nangong Yan looked at the thing in her hand in despair, and almost threw it out in surprise.Who, who is going to tell him it's not true!He was obviously just picking up a box of chewing gum on the shelf next to the cashier in the supermarket, why did he become what he is now? !

This is unscientific, what the hell!

What a shame, what a shame!

Let him go to hell!

Nangongyan's face turned red in a flash, and the thing in the palm of his hand pricked him like a thorn, and he couldn't take it or throw it away.But the Nangong family's ancestral training is that you can't lose your momentum when you are ashamed.So Nangongyan gritted her teeth and pretended to cough, then retracted her hand pretending to be calm, "Of course I know what this is. I can buy it and use it!"

"Hey, this thing is not suitable for you." The man frowned and said in disapproval.

"I want you to take care of it! I just bought it for use!" Shit!You are allowed to hug a beautiful woman and flaunt around, but I can't buy a box condom!

"Heh!" The man smiled when he heard the words, "You misunderstood, what I said was..."

...

There seemed to be the warm breath left by someone leaning over just now, Nangong Yan's handsome face flushed, and it was even more beautiful under the night light, attracting countless passers-by.

Uh, beauty is beauty, but this expression... tsk tsk tsk, it's really hideous!

"This thing... the large size doesn't fit you..."

Thinking of the teasing look in the man's eyes when he said this, Nangong Yan gritted his teeth, Xu Weikuan, you bastard! !

The condom box in his hand was almost deformed by pinching it hard. He hesitated to throw this evil thing into the trash can and then put it in the shopping bag. Anyway, he bought it with money. It is a waste to throw it away. Hmm, shame on the waste.

When picking up the shopping bag, Nangong Yan realized that the bag was broken! 〒▽〒

Why are you so unlucky today!

Xu Weikuan, that bastard, knew that his shopping bag was broken, so he wouldn't help him go to the supermarket to buy a new one!Sister, how can I carry this back!

After struggling on the spot for a while, Nangong Yan had no choice but to tie a knot at the handle of the shopping bag, then turned the bag upside down and hugged it with both hands.It is impossible to walk back to the dormitory like this, so let's go to the bus stop and wait for the bus.

5 minutes passed, 10 minutes passed, 15 minutes passed... Will the bus come or not?Nangong Yan sat on the stool with the big bag in her arms and waited, pinching her instant noodle bag with her hands bored, almost crushing the bag of instant noodles that smelled like braised pork ribs into scum.

Didi--

A black car stopped on the side of the road, the windows were rolled down, and the man inside tilted his head to signal: "Get in the car."

"Why?" Nangong Yan subconsciously hugged the shopping bag in front of her.

"give you."

send him?This man has such a kind heart?Looking inside the car, Nangong Yan shook her head, "No, you can send your girlfriend away."

"Get on the bus! There are no buses at this time." Xu Weikuan opened the door without Nangong Yan refusing.

It would be hypocritical to refuse again... Nangong Yan hesitated for a while, and just as she got up and was about to walk to the back door of the car, the man's order followed, "Sit in the front."

"...Oh." Sitting in the co-pilot's seat, Nangong Yan glanced back through the rearview mirror, "Huh? Are you alone in the car?" He thought...

"Aren't you human?" Xu Weikuan tilted his head and raised his eyebrows.

"You!" Nangong Yan glared at him, not bothering to argue with him, and secretly sniffed after putting on her seat belt, it was fine, it didn't smell like a nasty lady's perfume.

"Put things in the back seat, what are you doing, and want to crush the next bag?"

Hate!This person just saw his childish behavior of kneading instant noodles?Hmph, so what if you see it, what he crushed was his own face, and he didn't do anything bad.

He tilted his head to look at the man driving, "Hey, is this car yours?"

"nonsense!"

"...Uh," fingers unconsciously scratched the seat belt on his chest, "Well, you didn't get your girlfriend as a gift? Ah, I'll just ask."

"You always care about what she does." Xu Weikuan glanced at him and chuckled, "Why, are you nervous?"

"Who, who's nervous!" He wasn't nervous at all, he was just, just... his heartbeat was a little faster, his throat was a little tight, his palms were a little sweaty... that's all...

"Don't be nervous, your whole body is almost stuck to the car door, why, are you afraid that I won't be able to rob you?"

"You don't care! I just like sticking to the car door!" Afraid that he will be robbed?He wished that this person could steal his lust!

"Oh? This hobby is quite unique."

Lao Tzu is more unique!

"By the way, I just saw that your bag is full of instant noodles and bread, didn't you eat tonight?"

"Yeah." Nangong Yan looked out the window and scratched the wall inwardly, your sister, why is the school so close, it's coming so soon!

After parking the car at the gate of the campus, Xu Weikuan turned his head and asked, "Why don't I take you to eat something?"

"Uh, but, the dormitory will be closed later." Nangong Yan hesitated.

"Oh, forget it, next time."

"Then, goodbye then."

your sister!You can't fucking follow what I said, you can't say don't go back to the dormitory, come home with me when it's late or something! !

"Why do you look disappointed?" Xu Weikuan raised his eyebrows, put his hands on the steering wheel and looked sideways at Nangong Yan, with a playful expression.

"You, think, too much!" Nangong Yan quickly got out of the car and left after finishing her words.

Angrily striding forward to vent her dissatisfaction, Nangong Yan walked with great momentum and deep resentment.your sister!Knowing that...you're still molesting me like this!asshole!

The phone vibrated from his belt, and he took it out to see that it was a call from a certain 'bastard'.

"What are you doing!" Nangong Yan said angrily.

"Heh!" A man's chuckle came from the microphone, "Why are you running away, the things you bought were left on my car."

oops!Nangong Yan patted her forehead, why did she forget everything, it's all because of that stinky man!That guy Xu Weikuan must have done it on purpose, it took him so long to call and tell him!

"I don't want it anymore, you can keep it for yourself!"

"Don't make trouble, I'll wait for you here, hurry up and get it."

Damn bastard!Can't you send it over for him?

Super upset and walked back, the man leaning against the car outside the school gate was on the phone, Nangongyan eavesdropped unkindly.

"Well, I see, you wait for me for a while, I'll go right away." Xu Weikuan hung up the phone, checked the time, and looked up at Nangong Yan with a funny look, "You who belong to the snail, what a long way to go! It took 7 or 8 minutes."

"Uh, um, do you have something to do?" Hearing his call just now, the other side should be rushing him.Well, he heard correctly, there are several men's voices over there, no women's voices.

"Well, buddy has something to do." He said and pointed to the position behind the car, "Isn't your bag broken? There should be a big shopping bag in the trunk. Get it yourself."

"Hey! You can't help me take it out, why don't you have any love at all!" Standing leisurely with your hands in your pockets, you think you are a car model!

"Huh? I thought it was already Lei Feng for me to provide you with shopping bags."

What a shame!

Powerless to complain, he quickly put the two bags together, Nangong Yan glanced at Xu Weikuan who was looking at his phone again, this person is actually in a hurry.Just now he heard the person on the phone urging him to hurry up... Anyway, he should thank him for sending him back to school.

"Well, thank you. You," just saying thank you, didn't seem to have much sincerity, Nangong Yan handed over a big bag of food in his hand, "Why don't you just grab something to eat, I have snacks or something here .”

"I'm not interested in your pile of food. I've already taken what I should take. You can go back to school. I'll go first." Xu Weikuan smiled and got into the car, not forgetting to lower it while starting the car. The car window warned, "Hey, eat less of those junk foods."

"Uh, oh. Well, be careful on the road." Nangong Yan wanted to bite off her tongue after she finished speaking, what kind of tone is this, why does it sound like the tone of a daughter-in-law who is sending her husband away?

"Oh?" Xu Weikuan gave him a meaningful look, and then the corner of his mouth curled up in a nasty arc, "Good boy!"

Be good, be good, your sister!Nangong Yan gave the middle finger to the car that was leaving in the dust, despise you, if you don't take advantage of me, you will die, star man!

The author has something to say:

☆, 3

With a mixed mood of depression and joy, er, joy?Happy yarn!Isn't it just to send him back to school, the usual little things are easy to do, what a fuzzy fantasies and happiness!It's okay to have a little future!

After sitting in the dormitory biting bread and deeply despising herself, Nangong Yan suddenly remembered that Xu Weikuan said that he took his things?But... Looking through the big bag of food, Nangong Yan really didn't find anything missing, there was no shortage of bread, instant noodles, er, fruit juice chips... What did this guy take from him?

After thinking about it for a long time, she couldn't figure it out, and suddenly remembered that the shopping receipt in the supermarket hadn't been thrown away yet. Nangong Yan hurriedly found the same comparison... What the hell!Xu Weikuan, you pervert, shameless!

Ya, ya, alone took away the box of condoms he bought by mistake!Damn perverted smelly man!If you dare to use the condom he bought to have sex with others, you will curse your impotence for the rest of your life!

So after being depressed and cursing, Nangong Yan, who was still in a bad mood, passed on the angry little cannonball to Weibo.So a group of night owls discovered such a weird Weibo when they swiped their screens in the middle of the night.

cv Yan Yan Yan V: Mistresses; lifelike; broad and narrow; discard the rough and select the essence; death is not a pity!

The party members who stayed up all night were excited, and the fans and blacks were also excited. What kind of trouble are you doing in the middle of the night, silly mother!As soon as the Weibo was posted, it attracted many people to watch.

Fan 1: Silly Mom updated Weibo again, sofa! ~(~o￣▽￣)～o. . .

Fan 2: *★,°*:.☆(￣▽￣)/$:*.°★*Scattering flowers!Greetings to the Palace Mistress!

Fan 3: What is Sanyan silly mother talking about?Scratching my head, I don't understand.

Fan 4: Uh, is Yan Sha Mama learning Chinese idioms recently?It feels so weird...

Fan 5: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Flowers, flowers!Uh, although I can't understand the updated content... pick your nose.

Fan 6: Can't understand +1, pick nose +1

Fan 20: Can't understand +10086, pick nose +10086

Fan 21: What kind of IQ are these upstairs, warm reminder: Tibetan acrostics or something, you know...(→→)

Fan 22: ⊙ o ⊙ Awow!Surprise the truth emperor!

Fan 23: Σ(⊙▽⊙" a.. Aww! So...Xu Weikuan is going to die?

Fan 24: Xu Weikuan...it seems to be a man's name...excited!Palace Master, is this a Weibo show of love? Is this the rhythm of falling in love and killing each other!

Fan 25: Please tell me, who is that Xu Weikuan? Is he also a cv?I have never heard of this name!

Fan 26: Uh, I would say that I have a classmate named Xu Weikuan...

Fan 27: Upstairs, is your classmate handsome? Is this Xu Weikuan that Xu Weikuan? ? ?

Fan 26: Reply to Fan 27: Dear, don’t ask, you will be disillusioned if you ask.Rubbing your eyes, you know how terrible it is~~╮(╯-╰)╭

Fan 40: The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to find jq.Sanyan silly mother hand over the man you mentioned!

Fan 41: Stupid mother exposes nude photos of men!

Fan 42: Ask for a group photo, ask for a picture, ask for a sex scene!Rolling begging~~be cute~~~~(~o￣▽￣)～

Fan 43: 槑 槑 槑 槑 槑 槑 槑 槑 槑 槑 槑  …

At the same time, a small post floated up in a certain forum.

"Come to [-] High School to Catch the Famous Gifted Scholars and Beautiful Ladies Among the CVs"

The number one in the host's heart is definitely a master of lyrics in the online distribution circle--cv old altar sauerkraut.Suancai Shama's writing style is absolutely majestic and majestic. Among all the EDs filled in, the poster's favorites are "Camellia" and "A Curtain without Dreams".Sauerkraut silly mother, why are you so swollen that you can hurt your baby teeth!Every time I look at Silly Mom's Weibo, it's like being in a volume of ancient rhyme and ancient poems, which can be described as low-key luxury and connotation!

Let’s talk about Pooh’s silly mother from India, the silly mother is a gentle person, she always speaks very politely, and the silly mother’s Weibo is even warmer!A little thing in life is much more interesting after being described by a silly mother!Silly mother is a little helper in transmitting positive energy!Silly Mom's Weibo also often shows various foreign languages, so it's not surprising that she is tall and full of aura!

There is also a fisherman, a silly mother...

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Floor 1: Tongai sauerkraut silly mother!I'm a fan of stupid mothers! (≧▽≦)y presses down on the second floor.

2nd Floor: There is also Xiansha Mama and his Dan Xiaoshou, they are so cute!Especially the Weibo interaction and so on, I love it!

3rd Floor: Stay upstairs!The same salted egg party, friendly claws.I love these two too, it's been a long time!Salty silly mother dotes on all kinds of things, Dan Xiaoshou is all kinds of obedient, oh, oh, wipe your nosebleeds~~︿(￣︶￣)︿

4th floor: The sauerkraut silly mother is mighty and does not explain!Of course Pooh is cute too!

7th Floor: Am I the only one who found out?Sanyan Silly Mama just updated Weibo, and Lou Zhu opened a post here...

8th floor: Σ(°△°|||)︴7th floor is always the truth!

Floor 10: So, Lou Zhu wrote so much in this post, just to make our mother Yan's writing skills poor?

Floor 11: You are wrong, Louzhu, I have to talk about you when you are like this, how can you be so reserved when you say you blackmail someone!Why are you so unprofessional, sunspot!Aren't you ashamed of your poor black index!You are not familiar with this kind of business, does your family know?

Floor 12: By the way, the three x stupid mothers are always hacked recently... ╮(╯_╰)╭

Floor 21: I just went to watch Sanyan’s Weibo, and then, then... Sanyan silly mother, did you really write this kind of Xiaobai’s acrostic poems, did you just put together the four-character idioms on Baidu! o(╯□╰)o

Floor 22: It’s really funny, can what your brain-dead Sanyan wrote can also be called Tibetan acrostic poems? ?Everyone, wait a moment, and let the little brother go to the toilet and laugh for [-] rounds!

Floor 23: The original poster is still the same original poster. Just finished hacking Sanyan, it is a scumbag and came to the Weibo of Black Sanyan. May I ask the landlord, are you a professional black Sanyan who has been dedicated to being a gangster for 30 years!

Floor 24: @[email protected] passers-by are confused, isn't this a summary post, how did you become a black person and posted it?

30th floor: There are so many fans of Sanx who are really stupid, just looking at them makes them upset.Turning black does not explain!

Floor 31: Someone who writes that kind of rubbish dares to post it to make headlines sensationalize?Or is there another drama that will be released recently?I think this is someone's self-defeating post, right?

Floor 32: Uh, I'm a liberal arts student, and my IQ was really lowered by Sanyan's Weibo.It's really appalling, isn't it! 〒▽〒

Floor 33: Sanyan Silly Mama's Weibo is very cute, it's really funny to put together things together, and passers-by turn fans. (*^_^*)

34th floor: ヾ(≧O≦)〃Fall down to the 33rd floor, girl, you are so cute, take it away secretly~~

Reply from the 33rd floor to the 34th floor: Well, I am a boy.

Floor 34: Aww, it turned out to be Xiao Shoushou, hurry up and take him away from the abduction group!

Floor 35: But I am really curious about who the person mentioned by the Palace Master is~~

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The next morning, when Nangong Yan got up from the bed and turned on the computer, she found the post that was slandering him, so she curled her lips.Calmly click on the harem group that has been shielded for a long time.

Palace Master's Backyard Group No. 1

Maid A: I like to use ultra-thin sanitary napkins. Thick ones are so uncomfortable.

Maid B: A person with a super-large displacement can't afford to be hurt, and something ultra-thin can't withstand the turbulent flood at all! ! !There will be no side leaks!It's embarrassing! ┬_┬

Maid C: I am so envious of girls who only have their period every two months or even several months

Maid E: ∑(°△°|||)︴Envy!

Maid Ding: ∑(°△°|||)︴jealousy! !

Group leader: ∑(°△°|||)︴Hate! ! !

Maid E: Ahhh, it's so annoying to have a stomach ache every time!

Maid B: Pity each other! 〒▽〒It hurts like hell!

Maid A: People who have never been in pain drift away in shock~~

Maid B: pia go!

Group owner: You don’t understand the darkness of night during the day, you don’t understand my fatigue when you are painless~~┬_┬

Maid A: Gong Han, everyone, it is better to go to the hospital early, if Gong Han is easy to infertility~~

Maid C: Ah, no, the Yin family is going to give birth to a little beep!

Group leader: Puff puff puff! !beep beep →_→

Nangong Yan watched the conversation on the screen and wiped off her sweat, sister, is it really good for these fierce females to talk about such topics in the group so ostentatiously?