God, let's show our love

What a joke!It's not because of you that I squeezed the subway twice!

Nangong Yan glared at him and said nothing.

Xu Weikuan pulled the person who was leaning on the door into his arms, put his arms around him and opened the door with one hand, and frowned when the other hand touched the hand beside him, wrapped his big palm and rubbed his cold fingers with his thumb, "What's wrong with little paws?" So cold?"

Convex!You are such a small paw!

Nangongyan sniffed, "Isn't it because the ground in front of your house is too cold!"

Xu Weikuan: "..."

After entering the door, Nangong Yan suddenly turned her wrist and withdrew her hand, and lowered her eyes slightly at the man's gaze.After two seconds of silence, he took another step forward and slammed into the man's arms, and then... unexpectedly put his cold paws on the man's sensitive and warm neck!

"Hiss!" Xu Weikuan was wondering why this guy threw himself into his arms so actively today, when the coolness from the skin above his collarbone caused goosebumps.Looking at the man who buried his face in his arms and shook his little shoulders and sneered, Xu Weikuan was so angry and funny that he had to slap the man in his arms on the buttocks as punishment.

The two hugged close to each other like this, Nangong Yan put her paws like scones!He turned his slender hands over the other's neck to keep warm.And Xu Weikuan also allowed him to mess around like this, and patted him on the back when he got tired of playing, and said: "I'll go to the bathroom and put some water for you, take a good bath and be careful not to catch a cold, huh?"

"Oh." The mouth responded, but the hand on the other's neck didn't move at all.Nangongyan kneaded Xu Weikuan's earlobe with her fingers, thinking nervously, damn it!Why does this person even have such good-looking earlobes!I poked it with my fingers, um, it's soft and fleshy, I don't know what it would feel like to bite into it.

Involuntarily touching his ears, Xu Weikuan seemed to be grinding his ears with his teeth when the two were having sex last time, is he going to pounce on him now to show fairness?

A chuckle from next to her ear interrupted Nangong Yan's infinitely diffuse thinking, she was stunned for a moment, then turned her head and bumped into the man's playful sight, damn it!He, how come they are so close!It was only then that she realized that she was half hanging on someone's body, Nangong Yan coughed uncomfortably, and stepped back a little.

Xu Weikuan chuckled, "Go to take a shower and change clothes?"

"Oh." Nangong Yan withdrew her hand hanging around his neck, but hugged her waist instead.

Just as Xu Weikuan was about to turn around and go upstairs, he glanced at the hand on his waist and asked with a helpless smile, "Why are you so clingy? Didn't you just see it yesterday?"

What the hell!What the hell does that mean!

Nangong Yan pursed her mouth in dissatisfaction, and stretched out her hand to pinch Xu Weikuan's waist, "That's why the young master likes you!"

Xu Weikuan: "..."

Walking into the bathroom, looking back at Little Tail who was following behind, seeing the dust sticking to his white pants, Xu Weikuan slightly frowned and said in disapproval, "Why didn't you tell me in advance when you came here?"

How long has this guy been waiting at his door?Helping him take off the down jacket that was also covered with dust, "Why did you tell the security downstairs that you actually agreed to let you in?"

"Well, let me tell him that I'm your wife." Nangong Yan opened his arms cooperatively to facilitate Xu Weikuan to take off his clothes, curled his lips when the other party paused and raised his eyebrows, "Uh, little brother."

Xu Weikuan chuckled, and asked jokingly, "Huh? When did I have a wife?"

"How do I know!" Nangong Yan shrugged, fending off the big hands that continued to take off his pants, and stammered: "Well, I, I take it off myself, you, you go out."

"Huh? You're welcome, I don't mind helping you take a bath."

Damn!

"Master, I don't mind!" Nangong Yan hurriedly pushed the man out of the bathroom with her belt in her hand. Nangong Yan leaned on the door panel and looked down at her trousers, blushing.sister!He was almost stripped off by Xu Weikuan by accident!You must stay sober when you are alone with that guy in the future, Nima, he is too easily confused!

**

Sitting in the bathtub, immersed in the warm water all over her body, Nangong Yan stirred a few splashes of water with her hands, and she still felt black lines when she thought of being intercepted by the security guards at the gate of the community.

-----------Happy memory dividing line-----------

When Nangong Yan first arrived at the gate of the community, a small traffic accident happened at the security booth.

A girl with less than five days of driving experience made intimate contact between the front bumper of the car and the outer wall of the security booth.The girls in the car calmly got out of the car and chatted with the young security guard, as if they were waiting for someone from the insurance company to come.The vehicles entering and leaving the community all looked curiously at the damaged front hood of the luxury car, and then expressed their deep condolences to the two broken tiles on the wall outside the security guard.

Nangong Yan stood on the periphery and witnessed the whole accident. She was curious about how the young beautiful driver got her driver's license. At the same time, she reached out and patted her small chest to express that she must stay away from the beautiful driver in the future. Nima, community The gate is so wide that it can still hit the wall. This off-track technology... is a fortress! ╮(╯_╰)╭

After sighing, Nangong Yan was about to walk into the community when she was stopped by a security guard. "Alas, the one in white is you, why haven't I seen you before!"

After confirming that the person who was stopped was herself, Nangong Yan also looked at Brother Baoan seriously, and said seriously: "Well, I don't know you well either."

"..."

Brother Security's small eyes scanned people like X-rays, "I know all the residents in this community, you don't live in this community, you have to come and register when you enter the community."

"Oh."

"Show me your ID."

"Uh, I didn't bring it."

Brother Security frowned and scanned the people again, not many people go out without their ID cards these days. "You look like a student, do you have a student ID?"

"nor."

"It's not that, what kind of certificate did you bring? The fourth-level and sixth-level certificates are also acceptable, which can prove your identity."

Who goes out with a four-level certificate?Nangong Yan touched her pocket, "Uh, is the meal card ready?"

"..." The corners of the young security guard's mouth twitched. Is this guy here to spoil the scene or to make a joke? "Then tell me who you are looking for."

"Xu Weikuan."

Brother Baoan paused while holding the pen for registration, then looked up at Nangongyan suspiciously, "He came to see Mr. Xu? Are you his relative?"

"Yeah. I'm him...uh..." Nangong Yan paused, her little ears moved, sensitively capturing the conversations from the chatting girls.

'Why?That little handsome guy came to find Xu Shuai. '

'Xu Shuai?who? '

'Tsk, it's the handsome guy who lives upstairs in my house, the one you met in the elevator last time! '

'Ah ah ah, that single king and five? '

'Bah, you bastard, he's called Gao Fu Shuai! '

'Ah, I really want to muster up the courage to hook up! '

...

From the corner of Nangong Yan's eyes, she caught sight of a few girls in dresses with mink on their upper body and their lower body showing flesh, and narrowed her eyes dangerously.Spit in my heart, damn it!Is it really appropriate to dress like this in winter?Damn, I'm not worried about you catching a cold, I'm afraid that a handsome guy surnamed Xu will be moved after seeing it, isn't it!Dear, your white thighs are really dazzling, aren't they!

Eyeballs rolled slyly, Nangong Yan glanced at Brother Baoan who was waiting for his answer, the word "brother" that was about to be said turned around in her mouth, and when she said it again, an attributive was added abruptly, "Uh, I am His...wife's brother."

As soon as the voice fell, the world became quiet.

The woman who was chattering excitedly just now covered her mouth in astonishment, and even Brother Baoan, who had always been calm, had a look of disbelief on his face, and he was stunned for a long while.When he looked at Nangongyan again, his eyes were obviously different, "You, your brother-in-law hasn't come back yet, why don't you give him a call?"

Nangong Yan Lichi remained calm in this weird atmosphere, "He should not be off work yet, I'm afraid of disturbing his work." Pointing to the gate of the community, "I'll go in and wait for him."

"Hey wait!" The conscientious Chinese good security guard, Brother Security once again intercepted, "Although you said that you are Mr. Xu's relative, you still have to show your ID." Such an unlicensed product, he dare not casually Let go!

Nangong Yan was helpless, "Do I look like a bad guy?"

Brother Baoan shook his head, "Don't talk about that with me, there are a lot of people with faces and beasts these days!" There are a lot of children in this community, and all of them live in rich people. Who knows who this handsome boy is? Not a human trafficker?If something went wrong, whom would he cry to?

Nangongyan wanted to wipe off her sweat, and pointed to her face to remind her, "Yesterday, ah, and last weekend, I came here. As you recall, I sat in Xu Weikuan's car."

Brother Baoan frowned and thought about it. Last night, Mr. Xu's car was carrying a young child, but he couldn't see clearly when it was dark.Looking at Nangong Yan uncertainly, "Which university are you from?"

What kind of elusive question is this?Although puzzled, Nangong Yan replied honestly: "Big A."

"Oh? Alumni."

Nangong Yan was taken aback, and hurriedly said sweetly, "Hi, senior!"

"Well, which major is it?"

"Communication Engineering."

"Ah, me too. Huh? What's wrong with you?"

Nangong Yan shook his head weakly, he just suddenly felt a little pain in his stomach. "Senior..."

"Ah, I still remember that I won the scholarship for four consecutive years. Tsk, the cumulative certificates must be more than half a meter tall!"

Brother Baoan was caught in the past and couldn't recall it, and he didn't care about the irksome face of the elementary school boy next to him.I'll fuck it!Nangongyan felt deep despair. Is his professional future so broad?Broad enough to be a security guard at the gate of the community?Click!Nangong Yan's beautiful future fantasy was shattered into pieces in an instant.

Tired, feeling never love again...

The author has something to say:

☆, 25

Just when Nangongyan fell into disillusionment and couldn't extricate herself, a piece of paper was suddenly handed before her eyes, and she took it in a daze, "What is this?"

"High math questions."

"Huh?" Completely confused.

Brother Security handed over the pen, "I will let you in only if you answer the questions on the paper correctly."

"Huh?" He just entered a community to find someone, why not make it so high-end!Still passed the exam?Nangong Yan was shocked, and tremblingly glanced at the high math question, what the hell!It turned out to be a surface integral problem! "Well, don't do this?"

Brother Baoan completely ignored the expression on his junior brother's bitter face, "I still want it. You said you are a college student of A, and you said you majored in communication. Then, calculate this question and let me have a look."

This kind of proof really hurts the hearts of scumbags!Nangongyan suddenly felt more pain in her stomach, colic!

Looking up at this community that exudes the aura of local tyrants everywhere, at this moment... Nangong Yan feels that this place is very tall!Shaking the paper in his hand, he questioned, "Well, senior, do you evaluate everyone who enters the community like this?"

"No, only for you undocumented ones."

Nangong Yan: "..." In other words, this method is too, too unscientific!Just such a high-level math problem will definitely attract countless heroes!

"The method is a bit inappropriate, but the effect is still there." Probably seeing the disapproval on Nangong Yan's face, Brother Security pulled up the chair and sat down, assuming that he was going to have a long talk, "Let's talk about it." Time. A little girl sneaked into the community and posted small advertisements. I found out that she was a tutor who came to tutor a child in English. I directly recited an article from a college English textbook and asked her to translate it for me. come out."

"The result?" Nangong Yan asked curiously.

Brother Baoan calmly drank his saliva, "The result? She escaped."

Nangong Yan: "..."

How brutal!

Big brother, you are so smart and awesome, do your property managers know?

Sitting helplessly in the security booth solving high-level math problems (囧), Nangong Yan turned the pen in her hand and frowning, she caught a glimpse of Brother Security chatting with the owner of a red sports car that was about to drive out of the door. I don't know what to say, and suddenly focus on him.

Nangongyan bit her pen cap and stared at the handsome guy in the sports car for two seconds. The other guy turned his head and explained something to Brother Security, and Brother Security bowed politely and nodded in response.When driving the car out of the gate of the community, the handsome sports car guy suddenly stuck his head out of the car window and made a friendly gesture of greeting to Nangong Yan.

Nangong bit his pen cap expressionlessly, ignoring the envious and jealous eyes of the girls beside him, damn it!Is Lao Tzu familiar with you?Although that guy has a good face, he is too frivolous!Now, Mr. Xu from his family is the best!

When Brother Baoan walked back to the security booth and saw Nangong Yan's unrecognizable math problem, the corners of his mouth twitched violently, he couldn't stand it anymore!Grab the brush and write down the correct answer, "Here, here is the solution, and here, you have to calculate it first..."

...

Nangong Yan walked into Building A of Xu Weikuan's house with the problem-solving steps written all over the A4 paper in a daze, his expression still a little dazed, and he was approved so easily?Also, by the way, he also learned a complicated high math problem?

Nima, you can't afford to be hurt by a security guard who can understand high numbers, understand English, and have a high degree of education!In the past, I always heard the old people say that 'you will not be afraid to travel around the world if you learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well'. Today, he has personally experienced it!

In other words, if he came to this community once a day, every time he learned a high math problem, I wonder if Miejue Shitai, who has given up on his math grades, will be moved to cry...

o(╯□╰)o

-----------Memory over dividing line----------

Fiddled with the already cool water in the bathtub, Nangong Yan frowned, remembering the half-smile look in his eyes from the handsome sports car guy before he left.Shouldn't the local rich community be filled with middle-aged men with oily faces and Mediterranean belly who can punting?Why is Xu Weikuan's community full of handsome men and beautiful women, and even the security guards in the community are highly educated and handsome!Living in this community, Nima, the temptation is too great, and it consumes too much resistance!For the sake of Xu Weikuan's health, shouldn't he persuade you to move?

Tsk, irritable!

**

Let’s talk about Xu Weikuan, after taking a shower, he walked into the bedroom and found that a certain guy was still in the bathroom. He shook his head, turned around and went to the kitchen to warm a glass of milk and put it in a conspicuous place.

This guy didn't tell him in advance when he came to his house suddenly, he was working overtime today, if he hadn't received a call from Duan Shu suddenly in the office, jokingly saying that he was lucky tonight, and confused him, he would have asked in detail When I learned that Duan Shu was out on a date, I saw "his little lover" at the gate of the community.

He hurriedly made a phone call, but it turned out that the other party had turned off the phone.Not sure if Nangong Yan was still waiting for him at his house after an hour had passed, she hurriedly packed up the unfinished work and drove home, and sure enough, she saw a huddled man at the door of the house.

Xu Weikuan helplessly wanted to help his forehead, this guy is really worrying, he originally planned to stay with his parents for one night today, if it wasn't for Duan Shu's "coincidental" reminder, this guy might not be able to wait for him all night !

Hey, I couldn't help but sighed again, and put the house keys on the key chain in Nangong Yan's small backpack, so that when this guy makes another surprise attack, at least he won't end up in the distressed look he is today, right? !

**

Nangong Yan finally finished his bubble bath project, and opened the invisible wardrobe door embedded in the wall of the bathroom cubicle. Sometime in the small cabinet, there were a few pajamas that were smaller than the owner's figure.Nangong Yan curled her lips in a good mood, and chose a light-colored one to wear.When I went out, I saw the milk on the small case in the bedroom, and drank it obediently.

Finding the mobile phone and taking Xu Weikuan's mobile phone charger, Nangong Yan ran to the door of the study, gently pushed open a small gap, poked her head in, looked around, saw the man in front of the desk, pursed her lips, and shook her hands The mobile phone in the room, and said confidently: "Hey, borrow the phone!"

Xu Weikuan raised his eyebrows as he kicked off his slippers and jumped to his side with his bare feet on the plush carpet. He laughed and reached out to stroke Nangongyan's hair, helping him to wipe off the milk marks stuck to his mouth.

Nangong Yan sat at Xu Weikuan's feet obediently after charging her phone, hahaha, he wants to listen to the scene!Uh, wait!When Xu Weikuan touched his head, Nangong Yan suddenly felt something was wrong!

Maybe it's because the man's movements are too smooth and natural, Nangong Yan can't help but put herself into a dog that was comforted by the owner!

Nani?dog?

Look at the posture of myself sitting on the carpet, and then look at the distance that I can touch someone's leg when I tilt my head... Nangong Yan is not well!Fuck!What a picture of harmony between people and pets!Nima, is he playing the role of the docile golden retriever or the faithful Xiaoha?

Sudden injury... Nangong Yan stood up angrily and ran downstairs to find four big pillows, stacked up to a height of more than half a meter, um, this time basically the same status as the man on the seat!

Xu Weikuan looked at Nangongyan's busy movements and looked at the crooked cushion that might fall down at any time. He stretched out his long arms and sat the person on his lap.Nangong Yan was taken aback, "What are you doing?"

"I'm afraid you will fall down and be fooled."

Nangong Yan was dissatisfied when she heard the words, "Your sister! Others can fall down and become a math genius!" Why can he just fall down like a fool!

"They all said it was someone else."

Convex!

Uncomfortably moving her body, she glanced at the computer screen. The picture above should be Xu Weikuan's work. Nangong Yan turned her head curiously, "Huh? Aren't you going to hold a show tonight?"

"Well," Xu Weikuan clicked on YY's page, "It doesn't start until eight o'clock, and there are still a few minutes."

"Oh."

Secretly lowering her head to glance at the big palm around her waist, Nangong Yan sadly realized that she couldn't be calm anymore!Fuck, trough, trough!No wonder many girls like to sit on their boyfriend's lap, Nima, this touch... so comfortable! o(*////▽////*)q Being held in the arms of a man like this, I want to be so happy that I want to bubble. Is this swollen?

Unobtrusively pressing her back against Xu Weikuan's chest, Nangongyan sniffed, hey, the smell of ordinary body wash became so unique on this man... Nangongyan stretched out her hand to pinch her calf to refresh her mind, girl !What should he do if he is confused by this man again!

Rubbing his nose to get rid of the lingering man's smell, Xu Weikuan looked down, turned his head and reached out to feel the temperature of his forehead, and asked with concern: "Why, is it cold enough to catch a cold?"

"Ah, no, no." Nangong Yan blushed and grabbed Xu Weikuan's hand and shook her head in a murmur, but she also felt very pitiful when she thought of what happened to her when she came to his house, "Hey, why did you suddenly work overtime? Isn't your job Is there no restriction on the place of work? I heard Gu Ang say that you often hold meetings without going to the company, and directly hold video conferences."

"There are still some things that need to be dealt with by the company." Xu Weikuan put his head on Nangong Yan's shoulder and tapped his fingers on the keyboard to reply to the message. The planning girl on Q was looking for him.

Nangong Yan turned her head slightly and stared straight at the profile of the man in front of her, bang bang bang!They, they are so close!Close, close, he can touch Xu Weikuan's cheek as long as he pouted slightly!

The thick eyelashes are still slightly raised at the tip of the eyes!And from his angle, the man's nose seems to be straighter...

what to do?The heart is completely out of rhythm!The breathing also became deep and shallow irregularly, Nangong Yan quietly clenched his palms, he can't even breathe the simplest and most instinctively now!

Xu Weikuan tilted his head, with a playful look in his eyes, he deliberately brushed against Nangong Yan's lips, then suddenly lowered his head and gnawed on his mouth while he was in a daze.

"You!" Nangong Yan covered her mouth in surprise, blushing.

Fuck!Young master is very dangerous now, isn't it!Don't seduce me!Nangong Yan almost exhausted her remaining self-control to resist Xu Weikuan's kiss. That posture, tsk, was completely resisting the kiss with a rope! "Hey, you, you, don't you want to play pia, pia, pia with them?"

Xu Weikuan laughed, hugged him even harder, and said with a smile, "But now, I want to have sex with you even more."

"Hey! You!"

...

The computer on the desk in the study was emitting light dutifully, but failed to attract the owner's attention.There is still a dialog box that has not been closed in time on the screen.

Three layers of pork belly: Sanye?

Three-layer pork belly: Third Master, are you there?

Third Master: Huh?

Three-layer Pork Belly: Well, uh, the time for today's show may be delayed by an hour.Silly Liuli suddenly has a class at night, and she can't skip it, so... ╮(╯_╰)╭

Three-layer pork belly: Liuli said let me say sorry to everyone on his behalf

Three-layer pork belly: Uh, you won’t be angry, Sanye, silly mother, right?Right?

Three-layer pork belly: Huh?silly mother?

Three-layer pork belly: silly mother, are you still there?

Three layers of pork belly: ? ? ?

The three-layer pork belly on the other side of the computer is so depressed, Gong Jun was still there just now, why did he stop talking all of a sudden!Could it be that Liuli was really angry because Liuli was going to be late suddenly and the pia scene was postponed?But, even if you are really angry, you still call me back!What is this silent silence!Convex!

After simmering and simmering, finally after an hour, Liuli was on his way back to the dormitory, and the excited three-layer pork belly was about to ask the director and a few assistants' silly mothers to prepare for the supporting role.The profile picture of the third master who had been playing dead all this time suddenly jumped up.

Third Master: Postpone for another hour

Three-layer pork belly: Huh?Silly mother, you are here!

Three-layer pork belly: ("▔□▔) Postpone?

Three layers of pork belly: silly mother?Stupid mom stupid?

Convex!Disappeared again!

The three-layered pork belly looks at the head of the cv third master and wants to throw the table, isn't it!Her little plan is just to pull the scene, as for such twists and turns!What kind of trouble is it that the heads are always missing! (╯－＿－)╯╧╧

As a result, the first show of the crew of "The Gangster Heist" was postponed from night to midnight, but after the perfect ending, everyone who participated in the audition scene was so excited that they wanted to go out and run for two laps!Emma, ​​how can it sound so nice! o(*￣︶￣*)o

Just as Xu Weikuan was about to turn off Q and go offline, the little penguin kept jumping up and down.Open it and glance at it, it's nothing more than "silly mom's voice is so sexy" and "silly mom is so beautiful", I didn't intend to reply one by one and just close it, but when closing a certain chat window, Xu Weikuan's hand paused.

6699: ヾ(≧O≦)〃Silly mom!

6699: No, I should call you a master!La la la, the god is you, right!

6699: Great God, you are pretending to be dead again!People have heard your voice!Although your voice has changed a little bit, Su, I recognized him with keen eyes as you are a loyal fan of your brain!

6699: God?Call God! !

Third Master: Huh?

6699: (*≧▽≦)ツMaster, are you admitting it?

6699: Ahhh!So excited!Last time when I was posting the trailer, I vaguely felt that it was your voice, but you were so resolute in withdrawing from the circle back then that no one dared to recognize it!

6699: Hahaha, the people in the show all entered the circle after the Great God left, and they didn’t even recognize you, the Great God, hahaha, fortunately, I entered the circle early and witnessed the glorious years of the Great God! (￣y▽￣)╭Ohohoho.....

6699: o(≧mouth≦)o I want to tell my good friends this exciting news!They will die of excitement!Ahhhh, my God, are you making an official comeback this time?Sahua warmly welcomes la la la!

Third Master: Shhh!

6699: Cover your mouth!I do not speak!

Third Master: Yes.Good boy.

6699: Hey, it's so fun to be praised by the great god! φ(*￣0￣)>

6699: Ahhh, I'm so excited tonight, God, I'm going to lose sleep!I am so happy today!

6699: (~o￣▽￣)~o. . .I want to roll, roll, roll!

Third Master: It's late, I'll get off first.

6699: Ahhhhhh, I won't disturb the great god to rest!Good night, God!

Third Master: Yes.

Xu Weikuan turned off the computer, shook his head and laughed, this 6699 was only a small and well-known late stage back then, and now he is one of the few god-level figures in the network distribution circle, time is really old!

He walked into the bedroom while drying his hair, only the bedside lamp turned on on one side dimly illuminated the lump on the bed.Xu Weikuan lay on the side of the bed, stretched out his finger and poked the shoulder of the person who was huddled by the bed with his back facing him, only to see the sleeping person turned around as if in response, arched and arched into him Rubbing comfortably against his chest, he fell into a deep sleep.

Xu Weikuan put his arms around Nangong Yan's waist and pulled up the quilt to cover the two of them. The person in his arms didn't know that he was also an online matchmaker, and he didn't know how this guy would react when he knew.

His decision to leave back then was only because of his disappointment with the online distribution circle.And now he rejoined because there was such a person he cared about in this circle.The first and only one he wanted to protect.

The author has something to say: I almost got stuck!Good risk, good risk.

The first God unfolding mode is on...Well, I preset this article as a novella, but, looking at the rhythm, it is another long article... 〒▽〒

Hey, there will be a few more "gods" to unfold in the future.Well, I have a hunch that this article will be ruined by me, haha.

☆, 26

Nangong Yan crawled the internet boringly this day.

Palace Master's Backyard Group No. 1

Palace Master: So boring! =￣ω￣=

Group leader: ヾ(≧O≦)〃Girls!Come out to sleep!

Maid A: Come! (~o￣▽￣)~o~. . .

Maid B: Here!

Maid C: ╰（￣▽￣）╭here~~

Maid Ding: Don't rush me, let me take a bath

Maid E: Please allow me to change clothes

Maid A: Let me put on makeup

Maid B: Let me spray some incense

Palace Master: (￣_￣|||) Let me vomit for a while!

Group owner: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Maid A: (⊙_⊙;) The palace master is pregnant with a bird?

Maid B: Judging by the status, it has been two months

Maid C: Let me, let me let the old man take a look at the pulse, oops!

Maid Ding: Twins?

Maid E: Twins?

Maid A: Three, triplets?

Maid B: (⊙_⊙) Could it be that the palace lord is pregnant with someone who is not human?

Maid C: So scary!

Maid Ding: "o((>ω<))o" I'm looking forward to it!I hope that the palace lord will give birth to a little monster!

Palace Master: (___)ノ｜Bi, you...

Maid A: We all love the Palace Master so much n(*≧▽≦*)n

Maid B: Big but seldom in the harem (>﹏<.) ~ woo woo woo...

Maid C: I really want to pull the Palace Master out and kill him with a stick

Maid Ding: I really want to drag Da Da in xxoo a hundred times

Group owner: o(*≧▽≦)ツI only observe, I don’t speak

Maid E: I suddenly have a premonition that I will never be lucky enough to be a harem bird~~

Palace Master: (￣_￣|||) Can we talk about some normal topics?

Maid A: Yes!

Maid B: So, what are we talking about?

Maid C: In the past...

Palace Master: I'm leaving, goodbye.

Maid A: 〒▽〒 I really don’t want it!

Maid B: ╥﹏╥ Please stay tuned!

Group leader: Let's talk about why the little servant is not here today, shall we?

Maid A: Needless to say... was greatly xoed by the palace lord ╮(╯-╰)╭

Maid B: (*⊙~⊙) Xiao Shou is probably in class

Maid C: By the way, how old is the waiter Xiaoshou?

Maid B: Still in high school anyway

Maid Ding: (⊙﹏⊙) I feel so old, people who have worked for several years can't afford to be hurt

Maid E: It suddenly occurred to me that in those years we were piled up by homework...

Palace Master: Saying that the winter vacation is coming, hoho^O^

Group owner: Where are you going for the Spring Festival?

Maid Ding: Overtime, overtime, overtime...

Maid E: Go home, and then, all kinds of marriages are urged/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Maid A: (~￣▽￣)ノ I sympathize with Xiao Ding, but I have a good suggestion, let’s face each other, Palace Master!

Maid B: ヾ(≧O≦)〃32 likes!

Maid C: Can't praise it more!

Maid Ding: Aww.The Palace Master is probably in City A!I have to go there by handjob! (o^^)oo(^^o)

Maid E: o(￣ˇ￣)o Can I finally see the real face of the palace lord?So excited!

Palace Master: Uh, I will go to my grandma’s house during Chinese New Year

Group owner: (╬￣dish￣) Convex.Every time everyone talks about face-to-face, you give various reasons and excuses!

Maid A: Daddy, don't you want to see us?Don't want to meet us in real life? o(≧∩≦)o

Maid B: (._.) I feel so hurt, we are so disgusted~~

Palace Master: Something really happened this time, and I definitely didn't lie to you.

Group leader: (*￣︿￣) Where is your grandma's house? Let's go there!

Maid A: I agree!

Maid C: No problem!

Palace Master: (￣▽￣") You guys are really persistent

Maid Ding: Da Da still refused?

Maid E: (>﹏<.) ~ No, no matter what you look like, we are all your loyal fans

Palace Master: Uh, forget it, you will be disillusioned.

Maid A: I have never had a fantasy, so where did the disillusionment come from? (￣.￣)+

Palace Master: o(￣ヘ￣o#) Anyway, this time it won’t work!

Group leader: arrogant.

Maid A: o(一︿一+)o Da Da is so unfriendly and dishonest, I want to quit the group!

Maid B: Leave the group!

Maid C: You must leave!

Palace Master: Goodbye, I won’t send you off~~ (waving hand~)

Group owner: Do you want me to help kick it?

Maid E: The group leader has rebelled!He actually helped the palace lord a lot!

Maid Ding: "o((>ω<))o" is not threatened at all...

Palace Master: Ah, I'll go down first if I have something to do.

Maid A: Hello!

Maid B: Escaped... Convex (゜炸゜メ)

Nangong Yan ran away with no promise, not because he didn't want to face the girls in the group who were already familiar with him, but...he couldn't bear the result after the face-to-face!In the online distribution circle, the image of Gongjun, which has been hard to establish in the past few years, will be lost, okay?

In order for him to continue playing happily in the online distribution circle as a weak attacker, he has no other choice...

The fan group didn't dare to continue chatting anymore, Nangong Yan raised her chin in boredom and looked through the various crew groups, wondering if she was frightened by the girls in the group just now, and suddenly she didn't have the desire to continue chatting.

But thinking of the topic we talked about before, during the winter vacation, Nangong Yan picked up her phone and was about to send WeChat to harass someone.The holiday is approaching, and he and Xu Weikuan haven't talked about this topic yet, so I don't know what Xu Weikuan's holiday plans are.

Xiaoyan: Hello! o(=·ω·=)m

Mr. Xu: Huh?

Xiaoyan: Mr. Xu

Mr. Xu: Yan Xiaoguai

Xiaoyan: What are you doing?

Mr. Xu: Respond to your message

Xiaoyan: (╬￣dish￣) Convex, before replying to my message?

Mr. Xu: I just came out of the bathroom

Xiaoyan: (￣_￣|||)

Xiaoyan: What about before?

Mr. Xu: I wonder why you were so quiet today and didn't bother me.

Xiaoyan: (︶︿︶) I am looking for you to harass you?

Mr. Xu: Yes

Xiaoyan: Goodbye then!

Mr. Xu: Be good, come back

Xiaoyan: No reply!I am also a person with backbone!

Mr. Xu: Good boy, welcome Yan Xiaoguai to disturb you^_^

Xiaoyan: Hmph, that's about the same!

Xiaoyan: I will charge you to chat with you!

Mr. Xu: Huh?

Xiaoyan: One word, a cup of ice cream!

Xiaoyan: And I want a big glass!

Mr. Xu:

Xiaoyan: you