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Attached: Chat screenshot.
[Palace Master: Get lost!you bitch! ]
[Palace Master: Damn it! ]
[Palace Master: Fuck!That stinky bitch of the military ruffian! ]
3. Everyone really thinks that Sanyan is too naive to be celibate and carefree?The palace lord will not tell you.
Attachment: chat screenshot
[Palace Master: (saliva) Xiao Longtao looks so cute!
***: The palace lord has seen the Dragon King before!How do we not know!
Palace Master: Haha, I saw you secretly~ (screaming)]
4. Do you still remember the silly mother of Emperor Haze, who is also evil and charming? At the beginning, the role of the palace lord was originally assigned to be Emperor Haze. How did Sanyan get this opportunity to become famous in one fell swoop by banning Emperor Haze?I just hehe.The silly mother of Haze Emperor made a promise to never leave the circle when she entered the circle, but how did she disappear in the end, haha. (A child with a real mother is really happy)
5. The year before last, there was a little pink who broke the news that she was tricked by Sanyan to go to the face base, and she lost her body and lost her money. I guess everyone has forgotten about it. Was pinched to retreat.At that time, the trend was one-sided, and now everyone looks at the posts from that year, and there are many loopholes. (The planner girl at the time was still too immature. Next time, remember to flush Sanyan’s buttocks and flush the toilet.)
There are too many wonderful deeds of this three-faced silly mother, the night is late, and the host is sleepy.
Sleep well everyone.
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Floor 1: Damn it!
Floor 2: Take a sofa first!
Floor 3: I thought this was a gossip post, but I never expected it to be a black post!
Floor 4: Σ(°△°|||)︴Damn it's not true!
Floor 5: Finally someone opened the building to scold Sanyan?Happy to hear!
Floor 6: Ah, I said why the palace lord's drama is basically planning pork belly, so it's my own mother...
7th floor: I hate your mother!Sanyan, you are the fucking bitch!How dare you call me disgusting for the words written by my old sauerkraut!
Floor 8: The road turns black!I feel disgusted by the sauerkraut master, but you wrote it, what right do you have to say about others when you are full of weeds!
Floor 9: Nima, too much information, I can't see it!
Floor 10: Even my dark master is black, Sanyan, I am really a fan of you.
Floor 11: Tell me it's not true!I firmly don't believe that the Palace Master is such a person! 〒▽〒
Floor 12: Why did the little pink thing come out again? It’s been so many years to check whether it’s true or not.
Floor 13: Am I the only one who found out? All the screenshots of the chats are messages in the group, which means that they are news from Sanyan’s internal group. It seems to be true.
14th floor: Dark Sanyan again?Are you not tired, Heizi?
Floor 15: I don’t think it’s anything. Everyone said some jokes during the chat. Just taking screenshots out of context doesn’t explain anything (pick nose)
Floor 16: I'm convinced of Sanyan, and the host also has a heart.Dan Xiaoshou from the online distribution circle, old-fashioned sauerkraut with great hands in writing lyrics, virgin touch from the next-door master god, military ruffian in the cover singing circle, haze emperor who has disappeared from the gods, and dark cuisine in the middle of the altar-level attack... Whatever A fan of one person can be evenly matched with Sanyan fans, if they attack in groups, well, good luck to the stupid mother of Yan...
Floor 17: Make a bet, I bet a catty of eggs, Sanyan will be hacked.
Floor 18: I'm quite disappointed. Didn't the palace master say that he wouldn't meet anyone in the online matchmaking circle? What's the matter with that little trick?I feel that the palace lord has lied a lot and is not happy.
Floor 19: Everyone, stop booing.Sanyan and Suancai Shamadan Xiaoshou have a super good relationship. I don’t know how many times I’ve said those words in person. They’re just playing tricks on each other. That’s what happens to good friends.Landlord, you are very scheming, why are you so black and three-faced?
Floor 20: I have long seen that Sanyan is not pleasing to the eye, and Sanyan fans should save their efforts and stop whitewashing.The evidence is so clear one by one, if this fake Lao Tzu dares to live broadcast Chi Xiang!
21st floor: For the sake of the children on the 20th floor, even if I am not a Sanyan fan, I will try my best to find evidence to prove that this post is fake. Floor 20, please keep your word~
Floor 22: It's fake.The palace lord is very kind, the matter of that little pink has been explained long ago, for the sake of red, the silly mother took the position.It's true that Yan silly mom doesn't face her. I've been in the silly mom group for several years, and even the group leader has never met a silly mom.Landlord, you really have no technical content.
Floor 23: I hate villains who are in front of each other and behind their backs!Powder turns black.
24: Stay on the 19th floor. The Diablo God is not familiar with Sanyan. They don’t know each other at all. Even the girls in the Sanyan group say that he is jealous of the God, which shows that his character is not good.
Floor 25: Damn it, the host left so much information, can he go to bed with peace of mind?Good night everyone, I am doomed to have no sleep tonight!
Floor 26: Hey, Two-dimensional is only suitable for brain supplements, the three-dimensional is too cruel ╮(╯_╰)╭
Floor 27: Knowing people and faces but not knowing the heart, your circle is too chaotic.
Floor 28: Damn it!Sanyan has such a strong background, and knows so many god-level figures!Sure enough, the friend of the Great God is also the Great God.
Floor 29: Hey, I just ask the host to be a little bit more helpful. Do you dare to get a photo of Yan silly mother, I really want to see it!
Floor 30: Ahhh, I really want to know what the palace master looks like.
Floor 31: The haze emperor's stupid mother is hidden because of the three-faced god?Landlord, don't leave, let's talk again!
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Palace Master:...
Three-layer pork belly: Finished?
Palace Master: Yes.
Three-layer pork belly: What do you think?
Palace Master: My heart is so tired, I will never love again.
Three-layer pork belly: By the way, no matter how busy you are these days, you can't find anyone!
Three-layer pork belly: This post popped up suddenly a few nights ago. I applied for it, but I don’t know where the management went. It hasn’t been processed for so many days! (︶︿︶)
Palace Master: Oh.
Three-layer pork belly: Are you okay?
Palace Master: It’s okay, I’ve gotten used to it for a long time.
Three-layer pork belly: Silly mom, I'm sorry.
Palace Lord: Σ(°△°|||)︴
Palace Master: What did you do to offend me?
Three-layer pork belly: convex!
Three-layer pork belly: silly mother, can we be more serious?
Palace Master: Oh, tell me.
Three layers of pork belly: Those chats are all from the fan group.I compared it, it is our No. 1 group.
Palace Master: Do you still use comparison?I rarely go to other groups.
Palace Master: Apologize for this, it’s not your fault.
Three-layer Pork Belly: I am the leader of group 1, and I am the one who checks everyone in the group.I didn't expect this kind of problem to occur in group 1. After two days of investigation, I still can't determine who did it.
Palace Master: How do you check with so many people in the group?forget it.
Three-layer pork belly: Group 1 must be cleared once, and I will kick some zombie accounts that usually don't talk.The fan group is originally a place where everyone chats and wrangles casually. If some bitch leaked the content of the chat and let me know who it is, I must beat her to death!
Palace Master: (touching his chin) You use the word 'she' very delicately.
Three-layer pork belly: what?The group is full of girls, why not use 'it' instead of 'she'?
Palace Master: Are they all girls? ?Where do you put this palace?
Three-layer pork belly: why don't you mix it up?Even if you are quite lacking in normal times, it is not enough to hang yourself online, right?It's even more impossible for the little servants in the group. When others say that the palace master is not good, he will refute them three times. Your idiot fan will not explain.
Three-layer pork belly: Ah, it's even more impossible for Guo'er's silly mother to blackmail you, there's no reason.Exclude you three boys, and the rest are not all girls!
Palace Master: That's not necessarily true, who knows if the ID is a man or a woman.
Three-layer pork belly: Huh?That's right.
Three-layered pork belly: What does the palace master mean, that everyone who enters the fan base in the future will have to show their ID card?
Palace Lord: Σ(°△°|||)︴
Palace Master: Rourou, do you think that the hacking of this Palace is not miserable enough?
Three-layer pork belly: I think the silly mother enjoys the process of being hacked (→_→)
Palace Master: Go blind and go to the hospital, thank you.
Three layers of pork belly: (broken heart)
Three-layer Pork Belly: By the way, a few girls in the group and I collected some rebuttal evidence and posted it on the Internet, but the effect seems to be weak.The sunspots are too cruel.The point is, silly mom, you have offended too many god-level figures this time.
Palace Master: (Slanting eyes) Blame me?
Three-layer pork belly: blame me.
Three-layer pork belly: Fortunately, several silly mothers have clarified on Weibo, but there are still a few who cannot be contacted, so Xiao Heizi will not let go of this!Depend on!
Palace lord: touch the head
Palace Master: It’s okay, don’t bother with them.Don't let the girls in the group reply.
Three-layer pork belly: I can't see it, I'm so pissed off!
Palace Master: Well, I don't even care, as long as you know that I am not that kind of person.Besides, based on the experience of being hacked in the past, let's ignore it, and it will be fine in a few days.
Three-layer pork belly: Yesterday, the group owners of groups 2 and 3 told me that many people have left the group, and so did group 1.
Palace Master: Oh.
Three-layer Pork Belly: Don’t worry about it, silly mom, those who leave the group are not your true fans, and we believe in you!
Palace Master: Don't comfort me, I don't care.Dubbing is just for fun and doesn't involve money interests. If I have a few less fans, my living expenses will still be the same, no more, no less.
Three-layer pork belly: You are really... worldly.
Palace Master: Uh huh, thank you for the compliment.
Three-layer pork belly: By the way, silly mother, give me your mobile phone number.
Palace Master: What a horse!
Three-layer pork belly: It is convenient to contact you.
Palace Master: No need...
Three-layer pork belly: Hehe, bring it quickly!
Palace Master: Will I steal it if I don’t give it to you?
Three-layer Pork Belly: Hey, well, I promise, I will never use my mobile phone to harass you to remind you.
Palace Master: A woman’s promise is very cheap, how can a fickle you guarantee a procrastinating me (→_→)
Three-layer pork belly: Seriously, tell me the number, idiot, you don't know, I've been looking for you for the past two days, and I'm so tired.
Palace Master: (⊙_⊙) Please don’t steal romance dramas, please don’t steal lyrics.Can't I give it to you?
Three-layer pork belly: ah ah ah ah!
Three-layer pork belly: What to do, Yinjia was almost moved to tears!In his lifetime, he could actually get the phone number of the palace lord.Isn't this a dream?
Palace Master: It's not a dream, you are sick, it's true.
Palace Master: (bye)
Three-layer pork belly: convex!All friends!
...
Nangong Yan also wondered why he recruited gangsters so much, could it be a physical problem?After thinking for a while, he suddenly jumped out of bed and ran downstairs, and rushed straight at the man who was reading a magazine on the sofa, "Xu Weikuan!"
The image of being caught by gentleness did not appear, Xu Weikuan didn't raise his eyes, sensing a big object rushing towards him, subconsciously dodged to the side.So, Nangong Yan affectionately kissed the sofa...and it was the place where Xu Weikuan had just sat, even with the slight warmth from his buttocks...( ̄. ̄)
Nangong Yan: "..."
After avoiding it, Xu Weikuan realized that he closed the magazine and looked at the person lying on the sofa with a miserable face, raising his eyebrows, "Are you awake?"
Nangong Yan got up in embarrassment, rubbed his sore nose, and said angrily, "You actually hide from me!"
Shrugging his shoulders, Xu Weikuan said innocently: "Sorry, this is also a kind of... conditioned reflex?"
Depend on! "Your conditioned reflex is not cute at all!"
Xu Weikuan slapped his hand away, and touched Nangong Yan's nose instead, "Is it damaged?"
"No..." Sniffing subconsciously, Nangong Yan shook her head pitifully, "It's a bit wooden..."
"Well," Xu Weikuan asked after rubbing him twice, "Are you hungry?"
"No." It was less than two hours after eating, and he is not a pig!Suddenly remembering her purpose of running downstairs, Nangong Yan looked up at Xu Weikuan anxiously, "I've been hacked! What a shame! Even your fans are scolding me!"
After being stunned for a moment, he realized that what he was talking about was online. Xu Weikuan laughed and squeezed his little face, "If you don't want to play, quit the circle. Living in Two-dimensional all day, I am getting more and more stupid .”
Convex!Gross!Can you communicate well without such a personal insult?
Nangong Yan expressed disappointment, "That's not what I want to hear. You can't be like other people's boyfriends? Others' boyfriends who have been hacked are very domineering and say 'those who dare to hack me! I hacked his computer and hung up. His address!' Now," Nangong Yan winked at Xu Weikuan as he said, "Mr. Xu, learn from him."
Xu Weikuan gave him a sideways glance expressionlessly, and continued to flip through the magazine, "Childish!"
click!
Nangong Yan's heart was broken into scum... Nima, this stinky man really has no romantic feelings at all!Young master seeking comfort from him is tantamount to seeking abuse.Tired of not loving...
Nangongyan put his feet on Xu Weikuan's waist, and when he was not paying attention, he slowly moved up little by little until he climbed up to the neck. Nangongyan snickered and hooked his toes on purpose.Then it slid down under the cold gaze of the man, and it went round and round, even pushing his little feet to Xu Weikuan's face too much.
Wanting to read the magazine quietly for a while became extremely difficult at the moment, Xu Weikuan simply grabbed someone's rebellious foot, making a gesture to bite, "Not honest, huh?"
Nangong Yan giggled and said generously, "You can eat it if you don't think it's dirty."
Xu Weikuan scratched Nangong Yan's soles, and took advantage of the moment when he retracted his feet in fear of tickle, he leaned over and pressed his face against his face, smiled slightly and then turned his head to grab someone's small ear tip, "Compared to pig's trotters, brother I prefer to eat pig ears."
"Oh~~" Nangong Yan deliberately lengthened the ending, and nodded seriously, "I thought you liked eating pig's butts more!"
puff!Xu Weikuan burst out laughing, you little idiot! "If Yan Xiaoguai was a little suckling pig, I would like you all over."
Nangong Yan put her arms around Xu Weikuan's neck with a smile, and her two legs consciously wrapped around his waist, "Food!"
"Wow!" Xu Weikuan pretended to be fierce, and bit the tip of Nangong Yan's nose.Nangong Yan giggled, "Xu Weikuan, you still say that others are naive, but you are not the same!"
"Still laughing?" Xu Weikuan pinched his face, "Didn't brother risk his life to accompany you, this little suckling pig?"
Nangong Yan hid aside to save her abused face, "I'm a pig, what are you?"
"Your master."
"Just raise me?" Nangong Yan asked him, tilting her head.
"You will lose money if you raise anyone." Xu Weikuan turned over and replaced Nangongyan on him.
"If you raise others, you will lose even more! You've made money in this way." Nangong Yan patted Xu Weikuan on the shoulder and comforted him.
Xu Weikuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "You feel pretty good about yourself?"
"No way, I believe in your vision." Nangong Yan flattered her like a dog.
Xu Weikuan raised his eyebrows. Although this sentence was full of flattery, it was not bad, and it sounded quite useful.
Nangong Yan laid her face against Xu Weikuan's chest for a while, and suddenly remembered that her small laptop should be replaced, because the metabolism in the electronic age is fast.
"Well," Nangong Yan rubbed upwards, held Xu Weikuan's face in both hands and looked at each other, hesitating for a long time and said embarrassedly: "You, you, can you lend me some money."
"Borrowing money?" Xu Weikuan was surprised. This guy must have enough monthly living expenses.The two are currently quite independent except for giving each other gifts.
"Well, I will pay you back. But I have to wait a few months." Nangong Yan blinked her eyes and pretended to be pitiful.There is no way, everyone has a time when the capital turnover is not open.Well, a mature man would not care about this embarrassing moment when his pocket is cleaner than his face.
"It's fine to pay back the money, what do you want to buy or what do you want to do?" Xu Weikuan didn't mind spending the money on him, but he was more curious about what this guy wanted the money for.
"Change your laptop. Well, I'm a poor man now, and my dad has cut off my living expenses." Nangong Yan poked Xu Weikuan's chin, and said grimly, "I have to wait for the first payment for the apartment that grandma demolished." It will take some time to be credited to my account, and I have no money to spend at the moment."
Xu Weikuan patted his head, and he also knew something about Nangong Yan's family, "Is this also the reason for going back to City B to go through the formalities last time?"
"Yes, that is the guarantee of my future life." Nangong Yante asked Xu Weikuan cheekily, "Hey, I will rely on you to support me in the future, will you dislike me?"
"What do you think?" Xu Weikuan asked him back.
"I'm so handsome and good-natured, you must be reluctant to part with me, right?" After speaking, Nangongyan laughed first, then thought of some possibility, and asked him: "If I make you angry, will you deduct my living expenses? ?”
Xu Weikuan touched his chin and pretended to think seriously, nodded and said, "It's very possible."
Nangong Yan stared and threatened: "Hey, are you willing?"
"Then be good, brother is in a good mood, maybe I will give you a little more tip." Xu Weikuan raised his eyebrows at him, "For example, on the bed..."
Depend on!
How dare you threaten him with that!Shameless!
"Don't go too far, I'll be a rich man again when the demolition money comes into the account," Nangong Yan felt embarrassed when she imagined that she had to reach out to ask Xu Weikuan for living expenses during this period of time, damn it , like a primary school student, no!However, thinking that such embarrassing days would only last for a short period of time, my mood brightened instantly. "Hey, when I get rich, I will take care of you!"
Xu Weikuan raised his eyebrows, "I need it?" Nima, that tone is so confident that he has no friends!
"I don't need it now, but maybe your company will go bankrupt one day. Then I will support you!" Seeing how kind he is, he doesn't think he's penniless, a good boyfriend in China, I feel handsome~ ~
The corners of Xu Weikuan's mouth twitched when he heard the words, he smiled and said: "Then I, thank you for your 'auspicious words' first?"
"You're welcome!" Nangong Yan waved his hand generously, the local tyrant leaned over, waved his sleeves and scattered gold all over the floor.
Xu Weikuan: "..."
This guy!Can't you just learn from others how to flourish!
╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
In the blink of an eye, the next day, Nangong Yan was still sleeping on the bed, her saliva was so sweet that her phone buzzed suddenly, she squinted her eyes and fumbled for a while, grabbed it and stuffed it into her ears without looking at it, " who?"
"Ah, ah, the palace master?"
"Huh?" Still confused.
"I'll go! What time is it now, silly mom, you're still sleeping! By the way, silly mom, your confused voice is just blown away!!"
Nangong Yan frowned, feeling that the people on the phone were noisy, just about to hang up, suddenly remembered that she had given her phone number to a woman yesterday, so she narrowed her eyes to see the incoming call, it wasn't that crazy woman who was it!Lowering his voice rationally, "What's wrong?"
"It was a wise move for me to ask for your number yesterday!" Pork Belly was very excited at the moment, and his voice was unknowingly high-pitched, "Mom Yan, you are really popular this time, and I have to regret to tell you that you have been hung on the wall again It's gone! And this time it's really dark and miserable!"
"What the hell!" It's okay to black him once a week, what does it mean to be black?When he is a soft persimmon, it's easy to pinch!
"Ban Xia announced his withdrawal from Weibo this morning, silly mother, do you know? Just happened to you a few days ago, and you quit the circle today at the end of Xia. The online distribution circle is in chaos. Come and take a look."
ha?
Retired at the end of summer?
Damn it, at the end of Xia's precipice, he has been black all his life, is there any reason, do you want to be so powerful and spare no effort to make up for him when he is on the cusp of the storm?Also, give the wool a good loop!What the hell are you doing!Really... don't worry!
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The author has something to say:
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After hanging up the phone, I logged on to the Internet. Yesterday's hot post has already taken the second place, and the top post is now popular.
"cv Yan Yanyan get out of the online matching circle! "
I've never hated a CV so much, so why is Gong Yin boasting about the number one evil charm Gong in online dubbing?I want to spray you to death with a mouthful of salt water!I don't know how there are so many idiot fans who like you. The only drama that can be sold is the role of the palace lord, and it was snatched from other stupid mothers!It is strongly suspected that Sanyan has an affair with his own mother, Pork Belly!
A man of poor character who hooks up with other girls everywhere, and doesn't even pay to open a room!It's disgusting!
I don't understand how Ban Xia can be friends with a scum like you, even though she is ambiguous with Ban Xia, she still bothers to go across the province to visit Tu Tu.
fuck off!There are always posts about you being hung up in the forum, which makes the entire online distribution circle a mess!Zhongzhuo is a place for those who love dubbing, not a Goulan courtyard in your backyard. If you want to be a prostitute, turn right when you go out, thank you!Infiltrating the Danmei circle to seduce the kind and ignorant Xiaoshou, your conscience has been eaten by a dog?
Now even Ban Xia's stupid mother has been pinched out of the circle because of you, shit stirrer, please fuck off!
Attachment: Pinellia Weibo update.
Half a Summer V: I'm sorry, I'm stuck with all the unfinished dramas.Sorry everyone.
Half a Summer V: This number committed suicide, no see.
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Floor 1: I got up early to watch the excitement.
2nd Floor: The original poster does not explain.
3rd floor: Hei Sanyan early in the morning, the host worked hard, with support.
4th floor: Sanyan's character is too bad, I expected him to be what he is today.
5th Floor: 〒▽〒Ban Xia's stupid mother quit the circle without warning!
Floor 6: Cry to death!I feel so sorry for Pinellia Xiaoshou.
7th floor: Sanyan get out of the online matching circle!
Floor 8: I totally agree with the author’s point of view, let’s get out of Sanyan, and return the peace of the online distribution circle.
Floor 9: I was originally a fan of Sanyan, but seeing that he is jealous of my dark master, well, let me give you a thumbs up for the author.
Floor 10: Damn it can't stop!
Floor 11: Damn it!Actually all the dramas are screwed!Pinellia is too ruthless!What about the two I'm chasing?
Floor 12: Still dark?Pinellia is pinched out of the circle and still doesn't give up?Then pinch the palace lord back?
Floor 13: Crack it down, make all the idiots sad and out of the circle, you bastards will be content and satisfied.
14th floor: The poster is a true fan of Pinellia, right?
Floor 15: In the past, pinellia three-faced fans loved each other and loved one family, but now they are at war... Alas!
16th Floor: Three Faces Fuck!
17th floor: Sanyan slut!Roll rough!
Floor 18: I wish it was Sanyan who retired today instead of Banxia silly mother...
Floor 19: Hearing the bad news from a friend broke the news early in the morning, you fainted in the toilet, okay?
Floor 20: Sanyan scumbag, Tutu mistress, a pair of sluts!
...
Vicious words emerged one after another, perhaps because Nangongyan told the girls in the group not to reply to the posts yesterday, the netizens' replies basically showed an absolute overwhelming advantage of Heizi's toughness.
Nangong Yan actually doesn't care about those words on the Internet, some people like it and others hate it, it's quite normal.But I don't know if it's because he has been escorted and pampered by the girls in the group in the past few years, and now he feels that he has a glass heart.Can't tell whether it's sad or wronged, it's like a stone is stuck in his heart, he can't get up or down, his chest is tight!
Wan'er.com said it sounds good, it's a hobby, but it sounds bad, it's just to pass the boring time. He thinks he is very serious and responsible, and he messes with everyone.No one owes anyone!Why is he being accused by thousands of people at this moment as if he has committed a heinous crime and an unforgivable thing?Why throw those cold and insulting words at him?Let him go?What kind of onion is it!
The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, Nangong Yan's fingers were trembling with anger, she took a deep breath and picked up her phone to post on Weibo.
cv Yan Yan Yan V: Please produce evidence before accusing someone, and verify the truth before submitting evidence.I believe that everyone who listens to the drama is not young, and who should have the judgment is not incomplete, right?Facts are not seen with eyes, but with evidence!Biting people like a mad dog is the worst quality, come back to listen to the drama after the disease is cured, then the young master will welcome you very much.
cv Yanyanyan V: (angry) (angry) (from @啪啪)
[Say I lied to Xiaoshou to open a room?I just hehe!The young master is a shou in the fucking three-dimensional dimension, pure zero!What the hell can I do if I trick Xiaoshou into opening a room?Doudizhu or poker?I'm sorry everyone, I was vulgar today, so I deliberately swear for you to listen to, and the ugly words will directly poke your heart, do you feel pain?Uh, and don't be afraid, everyone, this is my original voice.That's how the young master suffers!How happy! 】
After finishing speaking, Nangong Yan threw the phone on the bed and threw herself on it too.Just as she was emptying her head, the phone rang again. She picked it up and saw that it was another call from Pork Belly. After hesitating, Nangong Yan pressed the hang up button and added her to the blacklist.He doesn't want to know about things on the Internet now, it's too fucking annoying!
Thinking about the matter of quitting the circle at the end of Xia, he sighed irritably and got up from the bed, let's go to school.
As soon as I walked downstairs in the dormitory, I saw a person standing against a tree. Who is that coquettish standing posture, not Duan Shu?How about a cigarette as a view?
Glancing in the direction of the dormitory upstairs, Nangong Yan swayed slowly with his hands in his pockets, walked up to Duan Shu and tilted his head to stare at him.
With a smile in his eyes, Duan Shu tilted his head like him.
Nangong Yan: "..."
Shaking his shoulders and laughing, Duan Shu hurriedly extinguished the cigarette and almost choked himself. Both of them stood there stupidly as if they had problems with their cervical spine, so stupid.Lifting his chin teasingly: "Ah Kuan is willing to let you out?"
Nangong Yan only regarded him as envious and jealous, and shrugged: "Going to the company." She continued to tilt her head and stare at him with a confused expression, "By the way, Xu Weikuan and Gu Ang are usually very busy, as long as you think about it panic."
Tsk, this tone... Duan Shu raised his eyebrows, "Hey, are you here to fight for your man?"
"No, I'm just curious." Nangong Yan didn't ask in detail, she pointed upstairs, "Where's the person?"
"Dormitory."
Nodding her head, Nangong Yan turned on the inquiry mode: "Didn't I tell you to watch Xia Mo carefully, what are you doing downstairs?"
"Oh, don't worry, we chatted a lot yesterday, the one upstairs is probably awake." Duan Shu touched the cigarette subconsciously, just about to take out another one, suddenly thought of this guy in front of him, tsk, forget it, caring for children is not enough Let him inhale secondhand smoke.
Are you sober and return the ring?Nangong Yan seriously suspected that Duan Shu had spread some bad ideas to Xia Mo, "Then I'll go upstairs to find him."
"Hey come back!" Duan Shu grabbed him, "Why are you in a hurry, stay with me for a while, and let Xia Mo be quiet for a while."
After hesitating for a while, Nangong Yan nodded.There was still a faint smell of tobacco in the air, so he asked, "Duan Shu, you actually know how to smoke!" Xu Weikuan seldom smokes, and that Gu Ang doesn't smoke or drink.
"This is weird?" Duan Shu laughed, turning his fingers nimbly to play with the cigarette case, and said casually: "Yan Xiaoguai, you are too tender, I do smoking, drinking, whoring and gambling, everything else is optional, only You can't quit smoking alone."
"why?"
Duan Shu sighed, patted the top of Nangong Yan's head and sighed, "What a social idiot. I never heard that every man who smokes is a man with a story."
Nangongyan's double eyelid expression, can you have a good chat without being funny?It's hard work to make an excuse so connotative.
Gu Ang leaned back against the tree, held the cigarette case up to his nose and sniffed it before continuing: "Believe it or not, there are some things you don't understand with your current qualifications. When you are addicted to something and it is difficult to quit, The quickest and easiest way is to shift the target. I smoke like this, so should my relationship at the end of summer."
"You mean, you persuade Xia Mo to like someone else? How is that possible!" Nangong Yan shook her head almost immediately in denial, "Love is not about picking cabbage, if it's not good, just change it."
"Why is it impossible?" Duan Shu sneered, "Love is choosing cabbage. You have to put square-headed nails into the round nail slots, or one person will die or both will suffer. Love is not about choosing the one you love the most, but choosing the one you love the most. The one that suits you best. Do you understand? Do you know Edison’s filament test? It’s the same as love. If you don’t try it, you won’t know. Some people are lucky and love once in a lifetime. There are only a few families who are worried, just keep the law."
Fuck!Nangong Yan was surprised to find that he had been brainwashed by Duan Shu's theory, and he felt that he had nothing to refute!Blinking and regaining consciousness, "But Xia Mo won't, it's impossible for him to like others again."
"Xia Mo can, anyone can." Duan Shu looked at Nangong Yan, his tone was almost unusually firm, "I said, this is the same as quitting addiction. It was very painful when I started quitting, and I wanted to die after being tortured, but When you look back when you are successful, the simplicity is not worth mentioning. You can do it if you are willing to do it. Nothing is impossible. You can ask people who have been in love for a few times. There is always one that is the most difficult to forget. When we broke up You will feel that you will never be able to love someone like that again in this life. When you meet your next true love, you will find that the past has become a memory. The good or incomplete is just a corner of the memory. It doesn’t hurt or itch. "
Nangong Yan glanced at Duan Shu suspiciously, "Didn't you never quit smoking? Where did you get so many theories?"
"I haven't quit smoking, I haven't quit..." Suddenly stopped, Duan Shu paused, then shrugged and smiled, "I know a lot."
Nangong Yan rolled her eyes, "Cut! It's only on paper!" She said disdainfully, but she still felt very touched in her heart.Nangong Yan looked at Duan Shu and muttered for a while, "Xu Weikuan never told me this."
Duan Shu laughed loudly when he heard the words, "Ah Kuan cares about you so much, I wish you could hide in his arms, how could I tell you these things."
His face was slightly red, Nangong Yan glared at him, "Xu Weikuan is not so domineering."
Raising his eyebrows, Duan Shu shrugged and didn't say much.
Nangong Yanxue Duan Shu leaned against the tree, bowed his head in silence for a while, and said with some sighs: "Life is really too impermanent. I still remember when I was envious of having a bamboo horse at the end of Xia. At that time, I believed that Xu Weikuan and I had no results. think..."
"Imagination is the only thing that develops perfectly according to the plan. If life is arranged in advance, what's the point? If there are variables, there will be surprises, so it won't be too boring." Duan Shu looked at Nangong Yan and said with a faint smile.
"I feel that you are so rational!" Nangong Yan expressed envy, thinking of a certain man, "Xu Weikuan is not like this, is he? Every time I mention Xia Mo's matter to him, his reaction is quite flat."
"Ah Kuan is ignorant of his lust now," Duan Shu deliberately blinked at Nangong Yan, "You don't know it, but because you are displeased with Gu Ang's attitude, your man abused Gu Ang once. The company Most of the things are left to him, and that guy has lost weight during this time."
Eh?Never thought that Xu Weikuan would do this!Nangong Yan couldn't help but burst out laughing, and said with righteous indignation: "Anyway, Gu Ang deserves it! Heartbreaker, torture him to death!"
Gu Ang shook his head helplessly, "Ah Kuan dotes on you too much now, and you are too sentimental. Tsk!" Stretching out his hand to embrace him, Duan Shu put his arms around Nangong Yanyu and said earnestly, "I know Xia Mo is your good friend. He deserves sympathy for his confession, but the one who refuses is heinous?" He reached out to stop Nangong Yan from rebutting, "Listen to me, Gu Ang is a bad person to you, but have you ever thought about it? For Gu Ang's girlfriend, Xia Mo is a sinner.
Maybe emotional matters are too subjective, and it's unfair to judge by right or wrong.But it is wrong for a person to always think about other people's boyfriends. If you dare to snatch it, it is stealing, and stealing is a crime.No law in the world prescribes to forgive a man for pity.Pity is not a reason for a person to make mistakes again and again, and pity is not an excuse for you to punish innocent people at will.
You think there is nothing wrong with loving someone at the end of Xia, so why is it wrong for Gu Ang to reject someone because of love?
Yan Xiaoguai, Xu Weikuan will play around with you because he cares about you, but you have to remember that the emotional card is also a double-edged sword, and you haven't used it well now. You are also hurting Gu Ang when you indulge Xia Mo. "
Nangong Yan was stunned, he hadn't thought about it so much... Now listening to Duan Shu's words, he felt enlightened.Scratching his face a little helplessly, "Sorry, I..."
Duan Shu chuckled, pinched Nangong Yan's face, "I'm not helping Gu Ang
Attached: Chat screenshot.
[Palace Master: Get lost!you bitch! ]
[Palace Master: Damn it! ]
[Palace Master: Fuck!That stinky bitch of the military ruffian! ]
3. Everyone really thinks that Sanyan is too naive to be celibate and carefree?The palace lord will not tell you.
Attachment: chat screenshot
[Palace Master: (saliva) Xiao Longtao looks so cute!
***: The palace lord has seen the Dragon King before!How do we not know!
Palace Master: Haha, I saw you secretly~ (screaming)]
4. Do you still remember the silly mother of Emperor Haze, who is also evil and charming? At the beginning, the role of the palace lord was originally assigned to be Emperor Haze. How did Sanyan get this opportunity to become famous in one fell swoop by banning Emperor Haze?I just hehe.The silly mother of Haze Emperor made a promise to never leave the circle when she entered the circle, but how did she disappear in the end, haha. (A child with a real mother is really happy)
5. The year before last, there was a little pink who broke the news that she was tricked by Sanyan to go to the face base, and she lost her body and lost her money. I guess everyone has forgotten about it. Was pinched to retreat.At that time, the trend was one-sided, and now everyone looks at the posts from that year, and there are many loopholes. (The planner girl at the time was still too immature. Next time, remember to flush Sanyan’s buttocks and flush the toilet.)
There are too many wonderful deeds of this three-faced silly mother, the night is late, and the host is sleepy.
Sleep well everyone.
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Floor 1: Damn it!
Floor 2: Take a sofa first!
Floor 3: I thought this was a gossip post, but I never expected it to be a black post!
Floor 4: Σ(°△°|||)︴Damn it's not true!
Floor 5: Finally someone opened the building to scold Sanyan?Happy to hear!
Floor 6: Ah, I said why the palace lord's drama is basically planning pork belly, so it's my own mother...
7th floor: I hate your mother!Sanyan, you are the fucking bitch!How dare you call me disgusting for the words written by my old sauerkraut!
Floor 8: The road turns black!I feel disgusted by the sauerkraut master, but you wrote it, what right do you have to say about others when you are full of weeds!
Floor 9: Nima, too much information, I can't see it!
Floor 10: Even my dark master is black, Sanyan, I am really a fan of you.
Floor 11: Tell me it's not true!I firmly don't believe that the Palace Master is such a person! 〒▽〒
Floor 12: Why did the little pink thing come out again? It’s been so many years to check whether it’s true or not.
Floor 13: Am I the only one who found out? All the screenshots of the chats are messages in the group, which means that they are news from Sanyan’s internal group. It seems to be true.
14th floor: Dark Sanyan again?Are you not tired, Heizi?
Floor 15: I don’t think it’s anything. Everyone said some jokes during the chat. Just taking screenshots out of context doesn’t explain anything (pick nose)
Floor 16: I'm convinced of Sanyan, and the host also has a heart.Dan Xiaoshou from the online distribution circle, old-fashioned sauerkraut with great hands in writing lyrics, virgin touch from the next-door master god, military ruffian in the cover singing circle, haze emperor who has disappeared from the gods, and dark cuisine in the middle of the altar-level attack... Whatever A fan of one person can be evenly matched with Sanyan fans, if they attack in groups, well, good luck to the stupid mother of Yan...
Floor 17: Make a bet, I bet a catty of eggs, Sanyan will be hacked.
Floor 18: I'm quite disappointed. Didn't the palace master say that he wouldn't meet anyone in the online matchmaking circle? What's the matter with that little trick?I feel that the palace lord has lied a lot and is not happy.
Floor 19: Everyone, stop booing.Sanyan and Suancai Shamadan Xiaoshou have a super good relationship. I don’t know how many times I’ve said those words in person. They’re just playing tricks on each other. That’s what happens to good friends.Landlord, you are very scheming, why are you so black and three-faced?
Floor 20: I have long seen that Sanyan is not pleasing to the eye, and Sanyan fans should save their efforts and stop whitewashing.The evidence is so clear one by one, if this fake Lao Tzu dares to live broadcast Chi Xiang!
21st floor: For the sake of the children on the 20th floor, even if I am not a Sanyan fan, I will try my best to find evidence to prove that this post is fake. Floor 20, please keep your word~
Floor 22: It's fake.The palace lord is very kind, the matter of that little pink has been explained long ago, for the sake of red, the silly mother took the position.It's true that Yan silly mom doesn't face her. I've been in the silly mom group for several years, and even the group leader has never met a silly mom.Landlord, you really have no technical content.
Floor 23: I hate villains who are in front of each other and behind their backs!Powder turns black.
24: Stay on the 19th floor. The Diablo God is not familiar with Sanyan. They don’t know each other at all. Even the girls in the Sanyan group say that he is jealous of the God, which shows that his character is not good.
Floor 25: Damn it, the host left so much information, can he go to bed with peace of mind?Good night everyone, I am doomed to have no sleep tonight!
Floor 26: Hey, Two-dimensional is only suitable for brain supplements, the three-dimensional is too cruel ╮(╯_╰)╭
Floor 27: Knowing people and faces but not knowing the heart, your circle is too chaotic.
Floor 28: Damn it!Sanyan has such a strong background, and knows so many god-level figures!Sure enough, the friend of the Great God is also the Great God.
Floor 29: Hey, I just ask the host to be a little bit more helpful. Do you dare to get a photo of Yan silly mother, I really want to see it!
Floor 30: Ahhh, I really want to know what the palace master looks like.
Floor 31: The haze emperor's stupid mother is hidden because of the three-faced god?Landlord, don't leave, let's talk again!
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Palace Master:...
Three-layer pork belly: Finished?
Palace Master: Yes.
Three-layer pork belly: What do you think?
Palace Master: My heart is so tired, I will never love again.
Three-layer pork belly: By the way, no matter how busy you are these days, you can't find anyone!
Three-layer pork belly: This post popped up suddenly a few nights ago. I applied for it, but I don’t know where the management went. It hasn’t been processed for so many days! (︶︿︶)
Palace Master: Oh.
Three-layer pork belly: Are you okay?
Palace Master: It’s okay, I’ve gotten used to it for a long time.
Three-layer pork belly: Silly mom, I'm sorry.
Palace Lord: Σ(°△°|||)︴
Palace Master: What did you do to offend me?
Three-layer pork belly: convex!
Three-layer pork belly: silly mother, can we be more serious?
Palace Master: Oh, tell me.
Three layers of pork belly: Those chats are all from the fan group.I compared it, it is our No. 1 group.
Palace Master: Do you still use comparison?I rarely go to other groups.
Palace Master: Apologize for this, it’s not your fault.
Three-layer Pork Belly: I am the leader of group 1, and I am the one who checks everyone in the group.I didn't expect this kind of problem to occur in group 1. After two days of investigation, I still can't determine who did it.
Palace Master: How do you check with so many people in the group?forget it.
Three-layer pork belly: Group 1 must be cleared once, and I will kick some zombie accounts that usually don't talk.The fan group is originally a place where everyone chats and wrangles casually. If some bitch leaked the content of the chat and let me know who it is, I must beat her to death!
Palace Master: (touching his chin) You use the word 'she' very delicately.
Three-layer pork belly: what?The group is full of girls, why not use 'it' instead of 'she'?
Palace Master: Are they all girls? ?Where do you put this palace?
Three-layer pork belly: why don't you mix it up?Even if you are quite lacking in normal times, it is not enough to hang yourself online, right?It's even more impossible for the little servants in the group. When others say that the palace master is not good, he will refute them three times. Your idiot fan will not explain.
Three-layer pork belly: Ah, it's even more impossible for Guo'er's silly mother to blackmail you, there's no reason.Exclude you three boys, and the rest are not all girls!
Palace Master: That's not necessarily true, who knows if the ID is a man or a woman.
Three-layer pork belly: Huh?That's right.
Three-layered pork belly: What does the palace master mean, that everyone who enters the fan base in the future will have to show their ID card?
Palace Lord: Σ(°△°|||)︴
Palace Master: Rourou, do you think that the hacking of this Palace is not miserable enough?
Three-layer pork belly: I think the silly mother enjoys the process of being hacked (→_→)
Palace Master: Go blind and go to the hospital, thank you.
Three layers of pork belly: (broken heart)
Three-layer Pork Belly: By the way, a few girls in the group and I collected some rebuttal evidence and posted it on the Internet, but the effect seems to be weak.The sunspots are too cruel.The point is, silly mom, you have offended too many god-level figures this time.
Palace Master: (Slanting eyes) Blame me?
Three-layer pork belly: blame me.
Three-layer pork belly: Fortunately, several silly mothers have clarified on Weibo, but there are still a few who cannot be contacted, so Xiao Heizi will not let go of this!Depend on!
Palace lord: touch the head
Palace Master: It’s okay, don’t bother with them.Don't let the girls in the group reply.
Three-layer pork belly: I can't see it, I'm so pissed off!
Palace Master: Well, I don't even care, as long as you know that I am not that kind of person.Besides, based on the experience of being hacked in the past, let's ignore it, and it will be fine in a few days.
Three-layer pork belly: Yesterday, the group owners of groups 2 and 3 told me that many people have left the group, and so did group 1.
Palace Master: Oh.
Three-layer Pork Belly: Don’t worry about it, silly mom, those who leave the group are not your true fans, and we believe in you!
Palace Master: Don't comfort me, I don't care.Dubbing is just for fun and doesn't involve money interests. If I have a few less fans, my living expenses will still be the same, no more, no less.
Three-layer pork belly: You are really... worldly.
Palace Master: Uh huh, thank you for the compliment.
Three-layer pork belly: By the way, silly mother, give me your mobile phone number.
Palace Master: What a horse!
Three-layer pork belly: It is convenient to contact you.
Palace Master: No need...
Three-layer pork belly: Hehe, bring it quickly!
Palace Master: Will I steal it if I don’t give it to you?
Three-layer Pork Belly: Hey, well, I promise, I will never use my mobile phone to harass you to remind you.
Palace Master: A woman’s promise is very cheap, how can a fickle you guarantee a procrastinating me (→_→)
Three-layer pork belly: Seriously, tell me the number, idiot, you don't know, I've been looking for you for the past two days, and I'm so tired.
Palace Master: (⊙_⊙) Please don’t steal romance dramas, please don’t steal lyrics.Can't I give it to you?
Three-layer pork belly: ah ah ah ah!
Three-layer pork belly: What to do, Yinjia was almost moved to tears!In his lifetime, he could actually get the phone number of the palace lord.Isn't this a dream?
Palace Master: It's not a dream, you are sick, it's true.
Palace Master: (bye)
Three-layer pork belly: convex!All friends!
...
Nangong Yan also wondered why he recruited gangsters so much, could it be a physical problem?After thinking for a while, he suddenly jumped out of bed and ran downstairs, and rushed straight at the man who was reading a magazine on the sofa, "Xu Weikuan!"
The image of being caught by gentleness did not appear, Xu Weikuan didn't raise his eyes, sensing a big object rushing towards him, subconsciously dodged to the side.So, Nangong Yan affectionately kissed the sofa...and it was the place where Xu Weikuan had just sat, even with the slight warmth from his buttocks...( ̄. ̄)
Nangong Yan: "..."
After avoiding it, Xu Weikuan realized that he closed the magazine and looked at the person lying on the sofa with a miserable face, raising his eyebrows, "Are you awake?"
Nangong Yan got up in embarrassment, rubbed his sore nose, and said angrily, "You actually hide from me!"
Shrugging his shoulders, Xu Weikuan said innocently: "Sorry, this is also a kind of... conditioned reflex?"
Depend on! "Your conditioned reflex is not cute at all!"
Xu Weikuan slapped his hand away, and touched Nangong Yan's nose instead, "Is it damaged?"
"No..." Sniffing subconsciously, Nangong Yan shook her head pitifully, "It's a bit wooden..."
"Well," Xu Weikuan asked after rubbing him twice, "Are you hungry?"
"No." It was less than two hours after eating, and he is not a pig!Suddenly remembering her purpose of running downstairs, Nangong Yan looked up at Xu Weikuan anxiously, "I've been hacked! What a shame! Even your fans are scolding me!"
After being stunned for a moment, he realized that what he was talking about was online. Xu Weikuan laughed and squeezed his little face, "If you don't want to play, quit the circle. Living in Two-dimensional all day, I am getting more and more stupid .”
Convex!Gross!Can you communicate well without such a personal insult?
Nangong Yan expressed disappointment, "That's not what I want to hear. You can't be like other people's boyfriends? Others' boyfriends who have been hacked are very domineering and say 'those who dare to hack me! I hacked his computer and hung up. His address!' Now," Nangong Yan winked at Xu Weikuan as he said, "Mr. Xu, learn from him."
Xu Weikuan gave him a sideways glance expressionlessly, and continued to flip through the magazine, "Childish!"
click!
Nangong Yan's heart was broken into scum... Nima, this stinky man really has no romantic feelings at all!Young master seeking comfort from him is tantamount to seeking abuse.Tired of not loving...
Nangongyan put his feet on Xu Weikuan's waist, and when he was not paying attention, he slowly moved up little by little until he climbed up to the neck. Nangongyan snickered and hooked his toes on purpose.Then it slid down under the cold gaze of the man, and it went round and round, even pushing his little feet to Xu Weikuan's face too much.
Wanting to read the magazine quietly for a while became extremely difficult at the moment, Xu Weikuan simply grabbed someone's rebellious foot, making a gesture to bite, "Not honest, huh?"
Nangong Yan giggled and said generously, "You can eat it if you don't think it's dirty."
Xu Weikuan scratched Nangong Yan's soles, and took advantage of the moment when he retracted his feet in fear of tickle, he leaned over and pressed his face against his face, smiled slightly and then turned his head to grab someone's small ear tip, "Compared to pig's trotters, brother I prefer to eat pig ears."
"Oh~~" Nangong Yan deliberately lengthened the ending, and nodded seriously, "I thought you liked eating pig's butts more!"
puff!Xu Weikuan burst out laughing, you little idiot! "If Yan Xiaoguai was a little suckling pig, I would like you all over."
Nangong Yan put her arms around Xu Weikuan's neck with a smile, and her two legs consciously wrapped around his waist, "Food!"
"Wow!" Xu Weikuan pretended to be fierce, and bit the tip of Nangong Yan's nose.Nangong Yan giggled, "Xu Weikuan, you still say that others are naive, but you are not the same!"
"Still laughing?" Xu Weikuan pinched his face, "Didn't brother risk his life to accompany you, this little suckling pig?"
Nangong Yan hid aside to save her abused face, "I'm a pig, what are you?"
"Your master."
"Just raise me?" Nangong Yan asked him, tilting her head.
"You will lose money if you raise anyone." Xu Weikuan turned over and replaced Nangongyan on him.
"If you raise others, you will lose even more! You've made money in this way." Nangong Yan patted Xu Weikuan on the shoulder and comforted him.
Xu Weikuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "You feel pretty good about yourself?"
"No way, I believe in your vision." Nangong Yan flattered her like a dog.
Xu Weikuan raised his eyebrows. Although this sentence was full of flattery, it was not bad, and it sounded quite useful.
Nangong Yan laid her face against Xu Weikuan's chest for a while, and suddenly remembered that her small laptop should be replaced, because the metabolism in the electronic age is fast.
"Well," Nangong Yan rubbed upwards, held Xu Weikuan's face in both hands and looked at each other, hesitating for a long time and said embarrassedly: "You, you, can you lend me some money."
"Borrowing money?" Xu Weikuan was surprised. This guy must have enough monthly living expenses.The two are currently quite independent except for giving each other gifts.
"Well, I will pay you back. But I have to wait a few months." Nangong Yan blinked her eyes and pretended to be pitiful.There is no way, everyone has a time when the capital turnover is not open.Well, a mature man would not care about this embarrassing moment when his pocket is cleaner than his face.
"It's fine to pay back the money, what do you want to buy or what do you want to do?" Xu Weikuan didn't mind spending the money on him, but he was more curious about what this guy wanted the money for.
"Change your laptop. Well, I'm a poor man now, and my dad has cut off my living expenses." Nangong Yan poked Xu Weikuan's chin, and said grimly, "I have to wait for the first payment for the apartment that grandma demolished." It will take some time to be credited to my account, and I have no money to spend at the moment."
Xu Weikuan patted his head, and he also knew something about Nangong Yan's family, "Is this also the reason for going back to City B to go through the formalities last time?"
"Yes, that is the guarantee of my future life." Nangong Yante asked Xu Weikuan cheekily, "Hey, I will rely on you to support me in the future, will you dislike me?"
"What do you think?" Xu Weikuan asked him back.
"I'm so handsome and good-natured, you must be reluctant to part with me, right?" After speaking, Nangongyan laughed first, then thought of some possibility, and asked him: "If I make you angry, will you deduct my living expenses? ?”
Xu Weikuan touched his chin and pretended to think seriously, nodded and said, "It's very possible."
Nangong Yan stared and threatened: "Hey, are you willing?"
"Then be good, brother is in a good mood, maybe I will give you a little more tip." Xu Weikuan raised his eyebrows at him, "For example, on the bed..."
Depend on!
How dare you threaten him with that!Shameless!
"Don't go too far, I'll be a rich man again when the demolition money comes into the account," Nangong Yan felt embarrassed when she imagined that she had to reach out to ask Xu Weikuan for living expenses during this period of time, damn it , like a primary school student, no!However, thinking that such embarrassing days would only last for a short period of time, my mood brightened instantly. "Hey, when I get rich, I will take care of you!"
Xu Weikuan raised his eyebrows, "I need it?" Nima, that tone is so confident that he has no friends!
"I don't need it now, but maybe your company will go bankrupt one day. Then I will support you!" Seeing how kind he is, he doesn't think he's penniless, a good boyfriend in China, I feel handsome~ ~
The corners of Xu Weikuan's mouth twitched when he heard the words, he smiled and said: "Then I, thank you for your 'auspicious words' first?"
"You're welcome!" Nangong Yan waved his hand generously, the local tyrant leaned over, waved his sleeves and scattered gold all over the floor.
Xu Weikuan: "..."
This guy!Can't you just learn from others how to flourish!
╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
In the blink of an eye, the next day, Nangong Yan was still sleeping on the bed, her saliva was so sweet that her phone buzzed suddenly, she squinted her eyes and fumbled for a while, grabbed it and stuffed it into her ears without looking at it, " who?"
"Ah, ah, the palace master?"
"Huh?" Still confused.
"I'll go! What time is it now, silly mom, you're still sleeping! By the way, silly mom, your confused voice is just blown away!!"
Nangong Yan frowned, feeling that the people on the phone were noisy, just about to hang up, suddenly remembered that she had given her phone number to a woman yesterday, so she narrowed her eyes to see the incoming call, it wasn't that crazy woman who was it!Lowering his voice rationally, "What's wrong?"
"It was a wise move for me to ask for your number yesterday!" Pork Belly was very excited at the moment, and his voice was unknowingly high-pitched, "Mom Yan, you are really popular this time, and I have to regret to tell you that you have been hung on the wall again It's gone! And this time it's really dark and miserable!"
"What the hell!" It's okay to black him once a week, what does it mean to be black?When he is a soft persimmon, it's easy to pinch!
"Ban Xia announced his withdrawal from Weibo this morning, silly mother, do you know? Just happened to you a few days ago, and you quit the circle today at the end of Xia. The online distribution circle is in chaos. Come and take a look."
ha?
Retired at the end of summer?
Damn it, at the end of Xia's precipice, he has been black all his life, is there any reason, do you want to be so powerful and spare no effort to make up for him when he is on the cusp of the storm?Also, give the wool a good loop!What the hell are you doing!Really... don't worry!
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The author has something to say:
☆, 52
After hanging up the phone, I logged on to the Internet. Yesterday's hot post has already taken the second place, and the top post is now popular.
"cv Yan Yanyan get out of the online matching circle! "
I've never hated a CV so much, so why is Gong Yin boasting about the number one evil charm Gong in online dubbing?I want to spray you to death with a mouthful of salt water!I don't know how there are so many idiot fans who like you. The only drama that can be sold is the role of the palace lord, and it was snatched from other stupid mothers!It is strongly suspected that Sanyan has an affair with his own mother, Pork Belly!
A man of poor character who hooks up with other girls everywhere, and doesn't even pay to open a room!It's disgusting!
I don't understand how Ban Xia can be friends with a scum like you, even though she is ambiguous with Ban Xia, she still bothers to go across the province to visit Tu Tu.
fuck off!There are always posts about you being hung up in the forum, which makes the entire online distribution circle a mess!Zhongzhuo is a place for those who love dubbing, not a Goulan courtyard in your backyard. If you want to be a prostitute, turn right when you go out, thank you!Infiltrating the Danmei circle to seduce the kind and ignorant Xiaoshou, your conscience has been eaten by a dog?
Now even Ban Xia's stupid mother has been pinched out of the circle because of you, shit stirrer, please fuck off!
Attachment: Pinellia Weibo update.
Half a Summer V: I'm sorry, I'm stuck with all the unfinished dramas.Sorry everyone.
Half a Summer V: This number committed suicide, no see.
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Floor 1: I got up early to watch the excitement.
2nd Floor: The original poster does not explain.
3rd floor: Hei Sanyan early in the morning, the host worked hard, with support.
4th floor: Sanyan's character is too bad, I expected him to be what he is today.
5th Floor: 〒▽〒Ban Xia's stupid mother quit the circle without warning!
Floor 6: Cry to death!I feel so sorry for Pinellia Xiaoshou.
7th floor: Sanyan get out of the online matching circle!
Floor 8: I totally agree with the author’s point of view, let’s get out of Sanyan, and return the peace of the online distribution circle.
Floor 9: I was originally a fan of Sanyan, but seeing that he is jealous of my dark master, well, let me give you a thumbs up for the author.
Floor 10: Damn it can't stop!
Floor 11: Damn it!Actually all the dramas are screwed!Pinellia is too ruthless!What about the two I'm chasing?
Floor 12: Still dark?Pinellia is pinched out of the circle and still doesn't give up?Then pinch the palace lord back?
Floor 13: Crack it down, make all the idiots sad and out of the circle, you bastards will be content and satisfied.
14th floor: The poster is a true fan of Pinellia, right?
Floor 15: In the past, pinellia three-faced fans loved each other and loved one family, but now they are at war... Alas!
16th Floor: Three Faces Fuck!
17th floor: Sanyan slut!Roll rough!
Floor 18: I wish it was Sanyan who retired today instead of Banxia silly mother...
Floor 19: Hearing the bad news from a friend broke the news early in the morning, you fainted in the toilet, okay?
Floor 20: Sanyan scumbag, Tutu mistress, a pair of sluts!
...
Vicious words emerged one after another, perhaps because Nangongyan told the girls in the group not to reply to the posts yesterday, the netizens' replies basically showed an absolute overwhelming advantage of Heizi's toughness.
Nangong Yan actually doesn't care about those words on the Internet, some people like it and others hate it, it's quite normal.But I don't know if it's because he has been escorted and pampered by the girls in the group in the past few years, and now he feels that he has a glass heart.Can't tell whether it's sad or wronged, it's like a stone is stuck in his heart, he can't get up or down, his chest is tight!
Wan'er.com said it sounds good, it's a hobby, but it sounds bad, it's just to pass the boring time. He thinks he is very serious and responsible, and he messes with everyone.No one owes anyone!Why is he being accused by thousands of people at this moment as if he has committed a heinous crime and an unforgivable thing?Why throw those cold and insulting words at him?Let him go?What kind of onion is it!
The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, Nangong Yan's fingers were trembling with anger, she took a deep breath and picked up her phone to post on Weibo.
cv Yan Yan Yan V: Please produce evidence before accusing someone, and verify the truth before submitting evidence.I believe that everyone who listens to the drama is not young, and who should have the judgment is not incomplete, right?Facts are not seen with eyes, but with evidence!Biting people like a mad dog is the worst quality, come back to listen to the drama after the disease is cured, then the young master will welcome you very much.
cv Yanyanyan V: (angry) (angry) (from @啪啪)
[Say I lied to Xiaoshou to open a room?I just hehe!The young master is a shou in the fucking three-dimensional dimension, pure zero!What the hell can I do if I trick Xiaoshou into opening a room?Doudizhu or poker?I'm sorry everyone, I was vulgar today, so I deliberately swear for you to listen to, and the ugly words will directly poke your heart, do you feel pain?Uh, and don't be afraid, everyone, this is my original voice.That's how the young master suffers!How happy! 】
After finishing speaking, Nangong Yan threw the phone on the bed and threw herself on it too.Just as she was emptying her head, the phone rang again. She picked it up and saw that it was another call from Pork Belly. After hesitating, Nangong Yan pressed the hang up button and added her to the blacklist.He doesn't want to know about things on the Internet now, it's too fucking annoying!
Thinking about the matter of quitting the circle at the end of Xia, he sighed irritably and got up from the bed, let's go to school.
As soon as I walked downstairs in the dormitory, I saw a person standing against a tree. Who is that coquettish standing posture, not Duan Shu?How about a cigarette as a view?
Glancing in the direction of the dormitory upstairs, Nangong Yan swayed slowly with his hands in his pockets, walked up to Duan Shu and tilted his head to stare at him.
With a smile in his eyes, Duan Shu tilted his head like him.
Nangong Yan: "..."
Shaking his shoulders and laughing, Duan Shu hurriedly extinguished the cigarette and almost choked himself. Both of them stood there stupidly as if they had problems with their cervical spine, so stupid.Lifting his chin teasingly: "Ah Kuan is willing to let you out?"
Nangong Yan only regarded him as envious and jealous, and shrugged: "Going to the company." She continued to tilt her head and stare at him with a confused expression, "By the way, Xu Weikuan and Gu Ang are usually very busy, as long as you think about it panic."
Tsk, this tone... Duan Shu raised his eyebrows, "Hey, are you here to fight for your man?"
"No, I'm just curious." Nangong Yan didn't ask in detail, she pointed upstairs, "Where's the person?"
"Dormitory."
Nodding her head, Nangong Yan turned on the inquiry mode: "Didn't I tell you to watch Xia Mo carefully, what are you doing downstairs?"
"Oh, don't worry, we chatted a lot yesterday, the one upstairs is probably awake." Duan Shu touched the cigarette subconsciously, just about to take out another one, suddenly thought of this guy in front of him, tsk, forget it, caring for children is not enough Let him inhale secondhand smoke.
Are you sober and return the ring?Nangong Yan seriously suspected that Duan Shu had spread some bad ideas to Xia Mo, "Then I'll go upstairs to find him."
"Hey come back!" Duan Shu grabbed him, "Why are you in a hurry, stay with me for a while, and let Xia Mo be quiet for a while."
After hesitating for a while, Nangong Yan nodded.There was still a faint smell of tobacco in the air, so he asked, "Duan Shu, you actually know how to smoke!" Xu Weikuan seldom smokes, and that Gu Ang doesn't smoke or drink.
"This is weird?" Duan Shu laughed, turning his fingers nimbly to play with the cigarette case, and said casually: "Yan Xiaoguai, you are too tender, I do smoking, drinking, whoring and gambling, everything else is optional, only You can't quit smoking alone."
"why?"
Duan Shu sighed, patted the top of Nangong Yan's head and sighed, "What a social idiot. I never heard that every man who smokes is a man with a story."
Nangongyan's double eyelid expression, can you have a good chat without being funny?It's hard work to make an excuse so connotative.
Gu Ang leaned back against the tree, held the cigarette case up to his nose and sniffed it before continuing: "Believe it or not, there are some things you don't understand with your current qualifications. When you are addicted to something and it is difficult to quit, The quickest and easiest way is to shift the target. I smoke like this, so should my relationship at the end of summer."
"You mean, you persuade Xia Mo to like someone else? How is that possible!" Nangong Yan shook her head almost immediately in denial, "Love is not about picking cabbage, if it's not good, just change it."
"Why is it impossible?" Duan Shu sneered, "Love is choosing cabbage. You have to put square-headed nails into the round nail slots, or one person will die or both will suffer. Love is not about choosing the one you love the most, but choosing the one you love the most. The one that suits you best. Do you understand? Do you know Edison’s filament test? It’s the same as love. If you don’t try it, you won’t know. Some people are lucky and love once in a lifetime. There are only a few families who are worried, just keep the law."
Fuck!Nangong Yan was surprised to find that he had been brainwashed by Duan Shu's theory, and he felt that he had nothing to refute!Blinking and regaining consciousness, "But Xia Mo won't, it's impossible for him to like others again."
"Xia Mo can, anyone can." Duan Shu looked at Nangong Yan, his tone was almost unusually firm, "I said, this is the same as quitting addiction. It was very painful when I started quitting, and I wanted to die after being tortured, but When you look back when you are successful, the simplicity is not worth mentioning. You can do it if you are willing to do it. Nothing is impossible. You can ask people who have been in love for a few times. There is always one that is the most difficult to forget. When we broke up You will feel that you will never be able to love someone like that again in this life. When you meet your next true love, you will find that the past has become a memory. The good or incomplete is just a corner of the memory. It doesn’t hurt or itch. "
Nangong Yan glanced at Duan Shu suspiciously, "Didn't you never quit smoking? Where did you get so many theories?"
"I haven't quit smoking, I haven't quit..." Suddenly stopped, Duan Shu paused, then shrugged and smiled, "I know a lot."
Nangong Yan rolled her eyes, "Cut! It's only on paper!" She said disdainfully, but she still felt very touched in her heart.Nangong Yan looked at Duan Shu and muttered for a while, "Xu Weikuan never told me this."
Duan Shu laughed loudly when he heard the words, "Ah Kuan cares about you so much, I wish you could hide in his arms, how could I tell you these things."
His face was slightly red, Nangong Yan glared at him, "Xu Weikuan is not so domineering."
Raising his eyebrows, Duan Shu shrugged and didn't say much.
Nangong Yanxue Duan Shu leaned against the tree, bowed his head in silence for a while, and said with some sighs: "Life is really too impermanent. I still remember when I was envious of having a bamboo horse at the end of Xia. At that time, I believed that Xu Weikuan and I had no results. think..."
"Imagination is the only thing that develops perfectly according to the plan. If life is arranged in advance, what's the point? If there are variables, there will be surprises, so it won't be too boring." Duan Shu looked at Nangong Yan and said with a faint smile.
"I feel that you are so rational!" Nangong Yan expressed envy, thinking of a certain man, "Xu Weikuan is not like this, is he? Every time I mention Xia Mo's matter to him, his reaction is quite flat."
"Ah Kuan is ignorant of his lust now," Duan Shu deliberately blinked at Nangong Yan, "You don't know it, but because you are displeased with Gu Ang's attitude, your man abused Gu Ang once. The company Most of the things are left to him, and that guy has lost weight during this time."
Eh?Never thought that Xu Weikuan would do this!Nangong Yan couldn't help but burst out laughing, and said with righteous indignation: "Anyway, Gu Ang deserves it! Heartbreaker, torture him to death!"
Gu Ang shook his head helplessly, "Ah Kuan dotes on you too much now, and you are too sentimental. Tsk!" Stretching out his hand to embrace him, Duan Shu put his arms around Nangong Yanyu and said earnestly, "I know Xia Mo is your good friend. He deserves sympathy for his confession, but the one who refuses is heinous?" He reached out to stop Nangong Yan from rebutting, "Listen to me, Gu Ang is a bad person to you, but have you ever thought about it? For Gu Ang's girlfriend, Xia Mo is a sinner.
Maybe emotional matters are too subjective, and it's unfair to judge by right or wrong.But it is wrong for a person to always think about other people's boyfriends. If you dare to snatch it, it is stealing, and stealing is a crime.No law in the world prescribes to forgive a man for pity.Pity is not a reason for a person to make mistakes again and again, and pity is not an excuse for you to punish innocent people at will.
You think there is nothing wrong with loving someone at the end of Xia, so why is it wrong for Gu Ang to reject someone because of love?
Yan Xiaoguai, Xu Weikuan will play around with you because he cares about you, but you have to remember that the emotional card is also a double-edged sword, and you haven't used it well now. You are also hurting Gu Ang when you indulge Xia Mo. "
Nangong Yan was stunned, he hadn't thought about it so much... Now listening to Duan Shu's words, he felt enlightened.Scratching his face a little helplessly, "Sorry, I..."
Duan Shu chuckled, pinched Nangong Yan's face, "I'm not helping Gu Ang
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