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He swore that he would never take part in the green apple version of the school romance drama!But... I still really want to kill the previous nympho + encounter maniac, what should I do!
A certain person unconsciously scratched the bed sheet with his small paws, Xu Weikuan smiled, lay down and hugged the person from behind, comforting him, "Sleep."
Nangong Yan was taken aback by Xu Weikuan's intimacy, her fingers almost turned into bone claws and grabbed the bed sheet into rags!
Bang bang bang!
The heart began to beat restlessly again, Nangong Yan was silently entangled, whether the disease could be cured when the heart beat faster when he was close to Xu Weikuan, he was really afraid that his heart was too fragile and it would fail suddenly after a few years.wipe!It's too risky to fall in love with this man!Should he buy an insurance in advance to prepare for his own heart surgery in the future?
"That..." Nangong Yan moved her body awkwardly, it's still early, and it's really hard for him, who stays up all night, to fall asleep!
Xu Weikuan suddenly leaned closer, and even put his chin on his shoulder. Due to the height difference between the two, it felt like he was completely wrapped in his arms.Nangong Yan's brain was out of control, and she turned on the stuttering mode very artificially.
"You you you... I hold hands..."
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Who will give him a horse stall, not for men, he wants to strangle himself so much now!
Xu Weikuan smiled lightly, stretched out his hand to hold Nangongyan's hand, raised his mouth and kissed it lightly, "Good night, good night."
What the hell!
Nangongyan covered the back of the kissed hand with the other hand, completely messed up, who, who the hell made you kiss my hand!Xiaoye, Xiaoye wants to say you hand me your phone! 〒▽〒
You don't sleep well, play with your sister's gentleman and fuck your brother-in-law's little warmth!wipe!Lao Tzu is flustered now, and the whole person is completely awake, and I, I still have a ball of wool at night, hey!
Pushing the person behind him, Nangong Yan awkwardly turned over to face Xu Weikuan, clinging to him like an octopus.Hmph, now his body temperature is so high that it's easy to explode. Damn, even if he spontaneously combusts, he will die with this man along with him!
Xu Weikuan lay quietly with the person in his arms, and after a while, a small yawn sounded from his chest. He looked down at the black head on his chest, and said softly, "Go to sleep, I'll turn off the phone for you." .”
"Um..."
Nangong Yan responded lightly.The long-form content that was edited on Weibo with great difficulty has not been sent, and such a trivial matter just flashed in my mind and disappeared like a shooting star.
The breath on Xu Weikuan's body was so pleasant, it was so comfortable that it was easy to get lazy, and Nangong Yan fell asleep peacefully.Uh, wait, before going to sleep, the brain seems to have dutifully reminded him that he still has one important thing to do, but, never mind!The sky and the earth are big, and the most important thing is to sleep with his man in his arms!
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☆, 22
The next day, Nangong Yan was sent back to school by her own man, with the corners of her lips raised all the way until she pushed open the bedroom door.
"Uh...what's the matter with you, Xiao Mo?" Nangong Yan walked up to the unhappy roommate with concern, "Constipation?"
Xia Mo narrowed his eyes dangerously, and the fingers on his side creaked and creaked. He gritted his teeth and asked, "Where did you die last night?"
Hearing this, Nangong Yan was taken aback, took a step back and looked him up and down, and suddenly jumped back to the door of the dormitory as if frightened, covering his chest with his hands in defense, like a chaste and strong woman about to be humiliated.
The corner of Xia Mo's mouth twitched, "What are you doing?"
"I just want to ask you!" Nangong Yan sniffed fearfully, as if the person sitting across from him was some dangerous scourge, "You, tell the truth, do you have a crush on me!"
Xia Mo's face turned black when he heard the words, and he lost the strength to twitch the corners of his mouth. He glanced at him in disgust and said contemptuously, "Is your self-confidence a gift when you go to the supermarket to buy diapers?"
"Cough," Nangong Yan felt relieved when she heard Xia Mo's words that could not be concealed, she stood up straight and fiddled with her wrinkled clothes, "Who told you to speak in that tone just now, I almost I thought I attacked you without knowing it!"
Xia Mo's words just now were too plagiarized from the classic lines in the TV series where the wife who complained about her husband questioned her husband who hadn't returned all night.
At the end of Xia, he didn't bother to deal with Nangong Yan's convulsions twice a month and once for half a month. He leaned on the back of the chair with his arms folded, "Be honest, where did you go last night?"
Well...
What is rhythm?report?Apply afterwards?Or ask the leader to approve the instruction?
Nangong Yan rubbed her nose, uh...Suddenly remembered something that happened when she fell asleep in a daze last night. He forgot to inform Xia Mo's classmate that he would not go back to bed at night!
The person who was still baffled just now felt guilty for a moment, and apologized with a smile: "Didn't I, I went out with Xu, Xu Weikuan yesterday, you know this?"
"Hmm, I only know that you are going to buy wheat with Xu Weikuan, but I don't know that you will sell it after buying it!"
"Sell?" Nangong Yan was puzzled.The two of them went home after shopping and having a meal, and they didn't sell anything.
Xia Mo cast a contemptuous glance at the suspicious red mark under someone's collarbone, and scoffed, "Sell yourself!"
"Hey!" Nangong Yan was not happy, and retorted: "Master, that is a natural expression of true feelings and venting of deep love, and it definitely does not involve money transactions, okay?"
"Uh huh, so you're selling your first at a discount, a clearance sale, and a big free gift?"
"I..." Just as she was about to argue, Nangong Yan suddenly paused, glanced suspiciously at Xia Mo, walked over to him with her hands behind her back, walked around him twice, and sighed, "Hey Xiao Momo, are you jealous? Ah, don’t worry, I will never haggle over a little virgin, haha.”
At the end of Xia's forehead jumping, it's amazing how hairy this pressed product is!However, thinking that I had been worrying about this idiot for half the night last night, I felt furious, and I couldn't help getting up and throwing myself at Nangongyan's neck fiercely.
"Can't you call me and let me know if you don't go back to bed? My phone doesn't get through in the middle of the night, and Xu Weikuan's phone is also turned off, which makes me worry about what happened to you. I'm stupid and watch the traffic channel to listen to the news. I'm afraid that something will happen to you! You're fine, happy and happy, but I ran to the school gate in the middle of the night to look around for you more than two or three times! Do you think you still have a conscience!"
"Cough, cough, cough," Nangong Yan was so dizzy from Xia Mo's shaking, she pretended to be small and begged for mercy, "I was wrong, I was wrong, please stop making trouble, I know I'm wrong, so it's okay, brother Xia Mo Xia!"
At the end of Xia, the person whose cheeks were flushed when he loosened his cough, looked at Nangong Yan who looked ashamed and repentant, and pretended to be pitiful and blinked his eyes, but it was quite soft-hearted.Helpless.Thinking about it now, I feel that I was a little nervous last night.
Knowing that Nangong Yan went out with Xu Weikuan, she would definitely be sent back intact by that man, but at that time, she was also in a hurry. After all, after getting along for so long, it was the first time that Nangong Yan did not return home at night.I was worried that something might happen to this idiot roommate, but I couldn't get through the phone. If I didn't know the address of Xu Weikuan's house, Xia Mo might have gone there directly.
Thinking about it frightened me, and finally I called Gu Ang to be soothed. I wanted to call Nangongyan again, but my finger accidentally touched the screen, and then someone showed off the food that was eaten. Weibo came into view.
The end of summer is of course really angry and funny.But it is indeed possible to lock the dormitory door directly and sleep peacefully.
"Oh, Xiao Momo, don't be angry with me, I promise it's only this one time, I won't make an exception!" Nangong Yan posted Xia Mo flatteringly, hugging her coquettishly.
Goosebumps all over Xia Mo's body from being irritated, she pushed him away and stood up, "Don't disgust me. You didn't even say to bring me some breakfast when you came back in the morning!"
"Ah?" Nangong Yan looked at the time subconsciously. It was already 9:[-] in the morning. Breakfast is never omitted.
Xia Mo looked at him like an idiot, "Go out with Gu Ang today, I'm afraid some idiot won't be able to go back to the dormitory without the key and just sit here and wait."
"Xiao Momo, why are you so considerate!" Nangong Yan was almost moved to tears, "But, well, if I don't go back to the dormitory all day, wouldn't you..."
"You think I'm stupid?" Xia Mo turned his eyes bluntly and sent it over, "Gu Ang said that Xu Weikuan would go to the company to hold a meeting this morning, so you, of course, were sent back home."
"Hey, why do you say that I seem to be rejected by others?"
Xia Mo shrugged, "Okay, I'm going out, you have to remember to eat at noon!"
"Ann, I see!"
After Nangong Yan sent Xia Mo out of the dormitory courteously, she pursed her lips and snickered, wondering if that guy Gu Ang would be jealous if he knew that he secretly took away a little of his family's care, hehe.
But thinking that he was almost strangled to death by the angry Xia Mo just now, and all this was caused by a certain man's disturbance last night, Nangong Yan wrinkled her nose and sent a WeChat message.
Xiaoyan: (crying)
Mr. Xu: touch
Xiaoyan: (crying loudly)
Mr. Xu: knead
Xiaoyan: (crying bitterly)
Mr. Xu: Why, the butt still hurts?
Xiaoyan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Xiaoyan: Which eye of yours saw that my ass hurts!
Mr. Xu: Two eyes saw your ass...
Xiaoyan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Nangong Yan blushed and was embarrassed, girl!Xu Weikuan, do you want to be so wretched!
Xiaoyan: o( ̄ヘ ̄o#) is all your fault!
Mr. Xu: Well, I will pay attention next time.
Xiaoyan: Don't bully me like that in the future!
Mr. Xu: Well, I will try my best to lubricate it before going in.
What the hell!
When Nangongyan saw Xu Weikuan's message, look left, right, up and down, damn, that's not what he understood!Who the hell discussed that, that kind of thing with you!The topic I talked about is obviously upright and serious, isn't it!
Xiaoyan: (o`ω′)ノ
Xiaoyan: Ignore you!
Mr. Xu: Good boy
Xiaoyan: Hmph!
Mr. Xu: Be good Xiaoyan, be good Xiaoyan, be good Yan Xiaoyan
Mr. Xu: My dear ^_^
Xiaoyan: (╬ ̄盘 ̄) Convex, don’t give me nicknames indiscriminately!
Xiaoyan: It's because of you!I was almost strangled to death by Xia Mo just now!
Mr. Xu: Huh?because I?
Xiaoyan: It's you!If you hadn't made trouble last night and didn't let me play with my phone, would I have forgotten to tell Xia Mo not to go back to bed at night!
Xiaoyan: Xia Mo is very angry, and the consequences are serious!
Mr. Xu: Well, I will remind Gu Ang
Xiaoyan: What about Gu Ang?
Mr. Xu: Tell him to attract the attention of his bamboo horse
Xiaoyan: (╬ ̄盘 ̄) Convex, you don’t know good people!Xiao Momo cares about me and treats me well!
Mr. Xu: Darling, you are mine^_^
Xiaoyan: Your sister!
If you didn't do anything to be sorry for me, don't suddenly say such words that make people blush and heartbeat, okay?The young master really can’t hold it, hey, but, ahem, in that case, it’s undeniable, it’s quite, very nice...o(*////▽////*)q
Xiaoyan: Well, Xia Mo said that you are going to the company for a meeting in the morning
Mr. Xu: Why do you always hear about me from others?
Xiaoyan: Convex!Are you still dissatisfied?Obviously, obviously you didn't tell me anything!
Mr. Xu: My dear
Xiaoyan: (゜炜゜メ) Damn, don't call me that!
Be good, be good, your sister, be good!You are not too sour!
Mr. Xu: I am in the company now
Xiaoyan: oh
Mr. Xu: Meeting
Xiaoyan: Huh?
Xiaoyan: So, are you having a meeting while chatting with me?
Mr. Xu: Yes.
Mr. Xu: Don't worry, Xiaoguai didn't disturb my work. ^^
Convex!Nangong Yan held the phone with a depressed expression, who, who the hell cares if your work has been interrupted!It's pure dissatisfaction for the young master to ask like that, okay?Every time the young master calls and texts with you, he is single-minded. How dare you play with the young master for two purposes!
I wipe!At the beginning of the relationship, he was on the same front line as his work, so if the two got along for a long time in the future, the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar diluted the romance and passion, and he would have to retreat to the second line and the third line infinitely behind?
Fuck!Tell me, who is most important, work or me!
Of course, Nangong Yan couldn't ask the above questions, it's too fucking hypocritical! (#-.-)
Pretending to be virtuous and saying, "Then please go to work with peace of mind, I won't bother you anymore" and then stood silently behind Xu Weikuan to be the great woman behind the success! Bah, it's a man!That kind of plot would never happen to Nangong Yan.
After holding her chin in depression for a while, Nangong Yan slid down the phone screen, and two shining Chinese characters so clearly and cutely jumped into view, 'meeting'?
As a result, Nangong Yan unilaterally terminated the WeChat handwriting contact service.So, Xu Weikuan received a voice from someone.
Here, Nangong Yan is shaking his chair and laughing happily, hahaha, now he only has to imagine a little bit what the people in the meeting room heard about the content of the voice he sent, and they can gloat and burst into tears!Think about Xu Weikuan's angry expression, hey, it's really worth looking forward to!
There was a ding dong notification on WeChat, Nangong Yan pressed her excited little heart, and hurriedly tapped on her phone to check.
Mr. Xu: I heard you just took a condom out of your ass?
Nangong Yan seemed to see Xu Weikuan's gritted teeth, and laughed secretly in his heart.
Xiaoyan: Yes. p(# ̄▽ ̄#)o
Mr. Xu: Is it because I made it too hard last night?
Hahaha, the people in the conference room must be looking at him with horror and contempt now, they must never have thought that their pious CEO is actually a homosexual and a jerk with a ghostly physique!
Xiaoyan: Yes. p(# ̄▽ ̄#)o
Mr. Xu: Oh?But how do I remember that I didn't wear a condom yesterday?
Huh?Nangong Yan stared at the message from Xu Weikuan in a daze, no, Xu Weikuan should be furious at this moment because of his random behavior or some other reaction, in short, shouldn't we discuss the irrelevant topic of condom with him?
Feeling something was wrong, Nangong Yan hurriedly put away her infinitely imaginary pictures, and anxiously sent a message.
Xiaoyan: Well, are you okay?
Mr. Xu: Yes^_^
Creepy!Shaking her erect hair, Nangongyan continued to send messages with her little hands shaking.
Xiaoyan: Then, are the people in your conference room okay?
Mr. Xu: Well, they are all alive.
Does this mean that he hasn't killed anyone yet?still...
Xiaoyan: That voice...
Mr. Xu: Well, I received it.
Xiaoyan: Then what?
Mr. Xu: I put on the earphones. ^_^
Well?earphone?Wouldn't that mean his perfect plan was aborted?
Xiaoyan: Aren't you in a meeting?Where are the headphones!
Mr. Xu: Well, let the secretary go back to the office to pick it up for me.
your sister!You are amazing to have a secretary!Convex!The secretary is the most annoying thing!
Mr. Xu: Hey, let's talk about the condom in your ass.
Mr. Xu: Xiaoyan?
Nangong Yan remained silent, pretending to be dead.
Mr. Xu: Tsk tsk, my Xiaoyan is extraordinary.
Mr. Xu: Before, I always thought that only girls have sex. I didn’t expect this little virgin in my family to have it too.
Xiaoyan: (゜盘゜メ) Damn!You are less deceptive!Since when did I have that thing?
Mr. Xu: Huh?Isn't the condom in Xiaoyan's ass a virgin membrane that slipped off after breaking her virginity?
Fuck!You are so good at associating and thinking so weirdly, you don’t study species variation, such a great scientific project that grows the shape of human organs from vegetables and fruits is really an insult to talents!
Nangong Yan regretted her mistake and became angry from embarrassment.
Xiaoyan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, get out!
Xiaoyan: The friendship is over!See you in the village!
Xu Weikuan laughed sullenly, and he could even stutter when typing. It seems that this guy really ran away in embarrassment.Ah!Little thing, still want to plot against him?too tender...
At this moment, the conference room where Xu Weikuan is located has already shown a tripolar situation.
Most of the young female generation are nympho, staring at their handsome boss with eyes full of love, wow!A handsome guy is a handsome guy, no matter how you look at 360 degrees without dead ends, he is still so handsome!
Ahhh, look at the side face of him with downcast eyes when he flipped through the phone, ahhh, look at the smiling expression in his eyes when he put down the phone, ahhhh, and he raised the corner of his mouth slightly and pulled out a nasty smirk angle...
Emma, it was definitely the right choice to stand out in the thousand-person election! If I could see handsome guys every day, I would be happy to die. This feeling of joy and pleasure is definitely better than going to a beauty salon for a facelift. It can also beautify the skin!
Besides, young males, you look at me, I look at you.I regret it, I regret it at the beginning!Can they break the contract and resign now?At the beginning, when I heard that this company had a bright future and there were so many beauties, I wanted to flex my muscles here and kidnap a beautiful wife to bring home.While the work is going well, where are you Nima Meifu?
Bloody and tearful reminder to all male applicants, when looking for a job, don’t ask for a good company or high salary. Damn, just ask the company’s upper management not to have handsome guys, especially three handsome guys with rich money and talents!
Now, besides being gay, do these technical guys have any other way out? 〒▽〒
And the last remaining group, the older family members, looked out of the window, looked at the bright sunshine outside the window, raised a 45-degree angle and sighed: Winter has come, and spring will be far behind. what?
This year, it is the rhythm of peach blossoms blooming everywhere in the company...
o(╯□╰)o
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☆, 23
Nangong Yan was lying on the bed in the dormitory and surfing the Internet, because it was the morning when the sun was shining and everything was safe, and all the late-night parties in the various groups had fallen asleep peacefully, and most of the groups were quiet.
Turning off Penguin and Weibo out of boredom, Nangong Yan continued the little game of defending carrots that challenged his IQ.Getting up after falling again and again, attacking after failing again and again, he will not admit that he has not even activated the BOSS mode yet! ╭(╯^╰)╮
Just as Nangongyan was planning to carry forward the inspirational spirit of not being afraid of hardships or setbacks in this game, two messages came from the phone one after another.
At the end of summer: idiot remember to eat!
Mr. Xu: Yan Xiaoguai, I will pick you up in the evening, eat your lunch obediently and be obedient.
Nangong Yan grinned wide while holding the phone, rolled and rolled on the bed twice in excitement, it feels so good to be cared about by someone!Unable to hide her little happiness, Nangong Yan brazenly opened Weibo to show off.
cv Yanyanyan V: How fortunate to be cared by two men at the same time. (happiness)
Nangong Yan pursed her lips, hahaha, now just wait for the comments on Weibo!Thinking of his fans' expressions of envy, jealousy and hatred, hehehe, I really don't want to be so clear-eyed!Now, they must also guess who those two men would be, hehe, what do you want to know?He just doesn't say it!
Keeping a happy mood and walking briskly, Nangong Yan shone like a beam of bright sunshine wherever she went, filled her stomach from the school cafeteria, strolled back to the dormitory, and then clicked to open Weibo, Nangong Yan clicked to open a comment full of anticipation , then, then...
Fan 1: Σ(°△°|||)︴What is the situation!
Fan 2: I have been waiting for my silly mother to show her affection. I thought I would wait until my first wet dream, first xo, first marriage, first childbirth... I never thought that the surprise would come so suddenly (@^ [-]^)
Fan 3: laugh cry!Married for the first time? Brother No. 2, do you still want to get married for the second time, the third time, and how many times?Your ambition is so lofty, does your partner know it?
Fan 4: Silly mom, this message is too much, I don’t even know what to say ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
Fan 5: Σ(°△°|||)︴This is the rhythm of 3P?
Fan 6: The palace master is so naughty, he actually showed off monogamy openly!Does your stupid mother of Pinellia know that you are like this?
Fan 7: Two men?Sanyan silly mother, do you mean your parents?
Fan 8: Xiao 7, you are the truth! Good!o( ̄▽ ̄)d
Fans 9:7 brother mighty!However, I asked curiously: The palace lord's parents are both men, how did the palace lord be born?Ask for popular science!
Yellow dregs: Caring? ... Sanyan silly mother, you finally admit that your IQ is low?Suddenly seeing such an honest silly mother, why do I feel a little dizzy? o(>@<)o
Fan 10: Assuming one of them refers to Ban Xia Sha Ma, who is the other man? cv Tutu?
Fan 11: Is Sanyan cheating publicly?Left half summer right Tutu?Could it be that a third party stepped in?
Fan 12: (o`ω′)/What about my little Tutu?Please don't spray Sanyan powder randomly!
Light worry V: Son, your dad and I are very pleased to see your Weibo. ╰( ̄ω ̄o)
Fan 13: Hahahahahaha, silly mother gj!
Fan 14: I can't stop laughing so much ヾ(≧▽≦*)o
Fan 15: Amitabha, sin, sin, old monk is ignorant.
Fan 16: My abs have grown out of laughter, thank you everyone!
Half Summer V: Congratulations! //@白思心: Son, your dad and I are very pleased to see this Weibo post of yours. ╰( ̄ω ̄o)
Fan 17: Congratulations to Salted Egg cp Xijiang Liner! (Summer silly mother, you come to join in the fun at this time, respect (re) (lie) good (huan) (ying)!)
Fan 18: Daddy, give our son a name!
Fan 19: Well, let’s call it Yan Yanyan!
Fan 20: ( ̄_ ̄|||) The palace master conference was spoiled by us, right?
Fan 21: Sanyan silly mother is already crying beside the toilet, too many fathers, too busy to recognize her father~~╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
...
Fuck!This is insane!
Flip the table!Who will tell him what these comments are!Who will tell him why the development of the story is so different from his imagination?What do we mean by envy?What about jealousy?
Tired of not loving...
Deeply feeling the malice from this world, Nangong Yan left a 'convex! ' After the word, he fled in despair, and he didn't dare to read the following replies, he was afraid that his face and expression would be too entangled and he would bite his teeth!
Those who are on Weibo are all evil! ╭(╯^╰)╮
**
On this day, the advanced math class was still so boring, Nangong Yan avoided their gaze tracking from the extermination old demon, and secretly took out her mobile phone and hung it online.
Click on the screened groups, and suddenly see the group [Are you in shape today] at the bottom, uh, this, it seems to be the group of the drama that Xu Weikuan is in...
Narrator-Yan Yanyan: Bubbling? (/ ̄ˇ ̄)/
Nangong Yan was bored and harassed, but she didn't expect her bubbling to actually blow up several diving parties.
Late stage-6699: ┗|`O′|┛哩~~Silly mother!rub!
Director-Yellow Dregs: Greetings to the palace lord~~
Dragon suit armor: ( ̄︶ ̄*)) Hug Sanyan silly mother!I can't believe Sanyan silly mother is actually in the group!
Planning-Three-layer Pork Belly: (⊙﹏⊙)Silly mom, you don't even sleep late!You actually took the initiative to speak!Silly mother, you are in such a good mood today, why don't you come to the harem group?Silly mother, do you know that the maids in the harem are already hungry and thirsty!
MB-Dan Worry: Pfft!Hunger and Thirst
Narration-Yan Yanyan: Hello!upstairs?Are you free?
MB-Dan Worry: I am very salty o(*////▽////*)q
Director-yellow dregs: Dan Xiaoshou gj!
Narration-Yan Yanyan: ( ̄_ ̄|||) Do you still have to be moral?
MB-Dan Worry: As long as people are salty, don't mess with anything else!
Narrator-Yan Yanyan: Where's the face?
MB-Dan Worry: I was licked wet by my family o(*////▽////*)q
Narrator-Yan Yanyan: Damn it!
Planning-Three-layer Pork Belly: Help me call the silly mother who eats salty radishes! (Cough, please call me Lei Feng!)
Late stage-6699: Help send the screenshot to the salty silly mother! (Cough, please call me Red Scarf!)
Li Hao-eating radish salty: Baby?
MB-Dan Worry: Husband!
Planning-Three layers of pork belly: Hey, hey, blind your eyes!
Narrator-Yan Yanyan: Damn it! ...(___)ノ|Wall
Director-Yellow Lost Dregs: One of the fun things in my life is watching the salted egg CP show affection, by the way, Yan silly mother, are you jealous?
MB-Dan Worry: Haha, don't envy brother, brother is a family man! ~( ̄▽ ̄~)(~ ̄▽ ̄)~
Gu Ran-Liu Li Bu Crisp: The group is so lively today
MB-Dan Worry: o(* ̄3 ̄)o kiss little Liulier~~
Planning-three-layer pork belly: Dan Xiaoshou, you are so enthusiastic about other men, your family will be jealous!
Li Hao-Eat Salty Carrots: Baby
MB-Dan Worry: Husband!
Narrator-Yan Yanyan: Fuck me!Upstairs, you two have enough pillows! Hey!Give me a little fresh Internet OK?Convex (゜盘゜メ) Damn!
Director-Yellow Dregs: Yan silly mother is absolutely jealous!Salty eggs, please ignore Yan silly mother and continue to show your affection casually, you are so cute!
Gu Ran-Glass is not crisp: Sanyan o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブ
Narrator-Yan Yanyan: Crisp! ! !
Late stage-6699: ("▔□▔) You two idiots, do you want to be like this? Why is there a song in my mind~~"Legend"
Director-Yellow Dregs: Emma, Susu(﹃)~→, I want @半夏悲妈, the palace master is hooking up with Xiaoshou again!
Planning-Three-layer Pork Belly: Pia scum attacking Sanyan!Warm reminder: Liuli silly mother will be on the scene tomorrow night~~ Don’t forget~~
Later stage-6699: ヾ(≧O≦)〃哦~ Live!so excited!
Dragon suit armor: I really want to watch the pia show live, I really want to hear the voice of Gongjun!
Gu Ran-Liuli Busu: I heard the trailer, and the third master's voice is really good.
Director-Yellow Dropping Slag: Σ(°△°|||)︴Is Liu Li's silly mother springing up?
Gu Ran-Glass is not crisp: o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o
Fuck!Lurking rivals!
Looking at the conversations in the group, Nangong Yan suddenly lost the mood to continue playing around. She clicked on the three-tier pork belly dialog box, but did not enter a word for a long time.
He originally wanted to explain to the planning girl that he would come to the scene tonight, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.He doesn't even like to be on the scene of his own drama, and he suddenly actively participates in other people's drama, which inevitably arouses suspicion.
In fact, Nangong Yan really wanted to @Third Master on Weibo, and also wanted to tell the whole world that Third Master was his man, and those little subjects were not allowed to think about his man.But... First of all, in the online distribution circle, he shows people the image of Gongjun, and secondly, he is now considered Zihong in the circle. He is afraid that he will suddenly show affection to a newcomer as a small subject, and fans may say The sunspots couldn't accept it and launched verbal attacks.
Although the Internet is a virtual existence, the harm it brings to people is real.
Nangongyan thinks that her psychological endurance is excellent, and she doesn't mind whether it is black or not, but he is reluctant to let his family Xu Weikuan be attacked by some people on the Internet.Pulling Xu Weikuan into the network supporting circle is just to let him get in touch with his circle and his world, and just play it simple and happy.
Nangongyan put away her mobile phone, raised her chin and pretended to be listening to the class seriously, but her thoughts drifted far away dishonestly.
He has been in this online supporting circle for four or five years. He has heard and seen several couples who have entered reality from the Internet.Although most of its authenticity is unknown, but... this shit is something that has to be guarded against!
It's not convenient for him to come directly to the scene to supervise, but it's absolutely impossible for him to leave a pure male man like Xu Weikuan in a place where there are little shoushou everywhere!
They are supporting the show!It is inevitable that you have to experience the plot with your heart, and it is inevitable that you have to substitute yourself into a certain role. What if...what if Xu Weikuan, a novice, falls into it and can't get out?
Nangong Yan thought again and again, he still needs to attend!However, he went to Xu Weikuan's house to sit by his recording computer and listen!Full-time fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-small shou!
(┳_┳)...
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☆, 24
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Xiaoyan: Xu
Xiaoyan: Wei
Small face: wide
Mr. Xu: Yan Xiaoguai
Xiaoyan: (︶︿︶) = convex
Xiaoyan: Don't call me that!
Mr. Xu: So, sweetie?
Xiaoyan: (︶︿︶) = convex
Xiaoyan: Where are you?
Mr. Xu: Company
Xiaoyan: oh
Mr. Xu: What's the matter?
Xiaoyan: no
Dissatisfied, Nangong Yan poked Xu Weikuan's profile picture on the screen of the phone with her finger, it's so late that she didn't come home yet! ╭(╯^╰)╮Stretching and squatting with two legs that were about to go numb, she just sat on the ground with her buttocks on the ground, her waist was sore and her legs hurt, so she didn't care about her clean white trousers.
Sitting at the door without any image, with her arms on her knees and her chin lifted, Nangong Yan was so bored that she wanted to go crazy!
sister!He shouldn't have studied the bloody plots in TV dramas on the spur of the moment!Nothing in fairy tales is real.Others ran to the object's house and knocked on the door, and the two hugged excitedly. It was a surprise and romance.He?
He ran to Xu Weikuan's house in a jerk and almost didn't even enter the gate of the community. He explained to the security brother at the door for a long time before he was let go. He rang the doorbell of Xu Weikuan's house but no one answered. He asked him that he was still working overtime in the company!
Nangong Yan felt that other people's children grew up drinking milk when they were young, so he must have drank bile when he was young!Otherwise, why is he so miserable!
Sadly reminded and stupidly waiting, Nangong Yan didn't have the nerve to tell Xu Weikuan that he was squatting at the door of his house for fear of disturbing the man's work.But waiting and waiting, an hour passed and the owner of the house did not come back, Nangong Yan was depressed.Yesterday, I only knew that the crew of "The Gangster Heist" was playing the scene tonight, but I forgot to ask the exact time.Xu Weikuan won't be dubbing directly in the company's office, right?
Seeing that the phone intimately reminded him that the battery was low, and then the screen went black, Nangong Yan's expression (=_=)
Hungry and cold, the autumn wind is howling, and suddenly I feel like a little match girl, Nangong Yan is embarrassing.It wasn't cold in the apartment, but the temperature at night was still low. Putting on the hat of the down jacket, Nangongyan hugged her knees and leaned against the door, looking like a big round dumpling from a distance.
Without time, every minute and every second seems to be a very long time.Nangong Yan stared at the fluff on the side of her little black boots, stretched out her hand and grabbed it, and then, the extremely bored person was out of control...
It wasn't until there were clear footsteps in the corridor, until the lights above his head were covered, and Nangong Yan stopped his movements, that he suddenly realized that the fur on the little boots had been almost bald by himself! o(╯□╰)o
Looking up and seeing who was blocking her light, Nangongyan's little face became even more broken, "Why did you just come back!"
That tone, tsk, don't mention too much resentment.
Xu Weikuan looked down at the lump at the door and frowned, "Why are you here?"
Fuck!What the hell is that tone!
Rubbing her thighs that had been held in one position for a long time and were somewhat inflexible, Nangong Yan stood up enduring the numb feeling, raised her head and stared at the person in front of her, and said angrily: "Young master digested food after a meal, I was just passing by!"
With a 'swish', he pulled off the hat from Nangong Yan's head, completely exposing that dissatisfied little face.Xu Weikuan laughed angrily, "Going all the way from the north of the city to Xiaoshi in the city center? The journey takes half an hour?"
A certain person unconsciously scratched the bed sheet with his small paws, Xu Weikuan smiled, lay down and hugged the person from behind, comforting him, "Sleep."
Nangong Yan was taken aback by Xu Weikuan's intimacy, her fingers almost turned into bone claws and grabbed the bed sheet into rags!
Bang bang bang!
The heart began to beat restlessly again, Nangong Yan was silently entangled, whether the disease could be cured when the heart beat faster when he was close to Xu Weikuan, he was really afraid that his heart was too fragile and it would fail suddenly after a few years.wipe!It's too risky to fall in love with this man!Should he buy an insurance in advance to prepare for his own heart surgery in the future?
"That..." Nangong Yan moved her body awkwardly, it's still early, and it's really hard for him, who stays up all night, to fall asleep!
Xu Weikuan suddenly leaned closer, and even put his chin on his shoulder. Due to the height difference between the two, it felt like he was completely wrapped in his arms.Nangong Yan's brain was out of control, and she turned on the stuttering mode very artificially.
"You you you... I hold hands..."
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Who will give him a horse stall, not for men, he wants to strangle himself so much now!
Xu Weikuan smiled lightly, stretched out his hand to hold Nangongyan's hand, raised his mouth and kissed it lightly, "Good night, good night."
What the hell!
Nangongyan covered the back of the kissed hand with the other hand, completely messed up, who, who the hell made you kiss my hand!Xiaoye, Xiaoye wants to say you hand me your phone! 〒▽〒
You don't sleep well, play with your sister's gentleman and fuck your brother-in-law's little warmth!wipe!Lao Tzu is flustered now, and the whole person is completely awake, and I, I still have a ball of wool at night, hey!
Pushing the person behind him, Nangong Yan awkwardly turned over to face Xu Weikuan, clinging to him like an octopus.Hmph, now his body temperature is so high that it's easy to explode. Damn, even if he spontaneously combusts, he will die with this man along with him!
Xu Weikuan lay quietly with the person in his arms, and after a while, a small yawn sounded from his chest. He looked down at the black head on his chest, and said softly, "Go to sleep, I'll turn off the phone for you." .”
"Um..."
Nangong Yan responded lightly.The long-form content that was edited on Weibo with great difficulty has not been sent, and such a trivial matter just flashed in my mind and disappeared like a shooting star.
The breath on Xu Weikuan's body was so pleasant, it was so comfortable that it was easy to get lazy, and Nangong Yan fell asleep peacefully.Uh, wait, before going to sleep, the brain seems to have dutifully reminded him that he still has one important thing to do, but, never mind!The sky and the earth are big, and the most important thing is to sleep with his man in his arms!
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☆, 22
The next day, Nangong Yan was sent back to school by her own man, with the corners of her lips raised all the way until she pushed open the bedroom door.
"Uh...what's the matter with you, Xiao Mo?" Nangong Yan walked up to the unhappy roommate with concern, "Constipation?"
Xia Mo narrowed his eyes dangerously, and the fingers on his side creaked and creaked. He gritted his teeth and asked, "Where did you die last night?"
Hearing this, Nangong Yan was taken aback, took a step back and looked him up and down, and suddenly jumped back to the door of the dormitory as if frightened, covering his chest with his hands in defense, like a chaste and strong woman about to be humiliated.
The corner of Xia Mo's mouth twitched, "What are you doing?"
"I just want to ask you!" Nangong Yan sniffed fearfully, as if the person sitting across from him was some dangerous scourge, "You, tell the truth, do you have a crush on me!"
Xia Mo's face turned black when he heard the words, and he lost the strength to twitch the corners of his mouth. He glanced at him in disgust and said contemptuously, "Is your self-confidence a gift when you go to the supermarket to buy diapers?"
"Cough," Nangong Yan felt relieved when she heard Xia Mo's words that could not be concealed, she stood up straight and fiddled with her wrinkled clothes, "Who told you to speak in that tone just now, I almost I thought I attacked you without knowing it!"
Xia Mo's words just now were too plagiarized from the classic lines in the TV series where the wife who complained about her husband questioned her husband who hadn't returned all night.
At the end of Xia, he didn't bother to deal with Nangong Yan's convulsions twice a month and once for half a month. He leaned on the back of the chair with his arms folded, "Be honest, where did you go last night?"
Well...
What is rhythm?report?Apply afterwards?Or ask the leader to approve the instruction?
Nangong Yan rubbed her nose, uh...Suddenly remembered something that happened when she fell asleep in a daze last night. He forgot to inform Xia Mo's classmate that he would not go back to bed at night!
The person who was still baffled just now felt guilty for a moment, and apologized with a smile: "Didn't I, I went out with Xu, Xu Weikuan yesterday, you know this?"
"Hmm, I only know that you are going to buy wheat with Xu Weikuan, but I don't know that you will sell it after buying it!"
"Sell?" Nangong Yan was puzzled.The two of them went home after shopping and having a meal, and they didn't sell anything.
Xia Mo cast a contemptuous glance at the suspicious red mark under someone's collarbone, and scoffed, "Sell yourself!"
"Hey!" Nangong Yan was not happy, and retorted: "Master, that is a natural expression of true feelings and venting of deep love, and it definitely does not involve money transactions, okay?"
"Uh huh, so you're selling your first at a discount, a clearance sale, and a big free gift?"
"I..." Just as she was about to argue, Nangong Yan suddenly paused, glanced suspiciously at Xia Mo, walked over to him with her hands behind her back, walked around him twice, and sighed, "Hey Xiao Momo, are you jealous? Ah, don’t worry, I will never haggle over a little virgin, haha.”
At the end of Xia's forehead jumping, it's amazing how hairy this pressed product is!However, thinking that I had been worrying about this idiot for half the night last night, I felt furious, and I couldn't help getting up and throwing myself at Nangongyan's neck fiercely.
"Can't you call me and let me know if you don't go back to bed? My phone doesn't get through in the middle of the night, and Xu Weikuan's phone is also turned off, which makes me worry about what happened to you. I'm stupid and watch the traffic channel to listen to the news. I'm afraid that something will happen to you! You're fine, happy and happy, but I ran to the school gate in the middle of the night to look around for you more than two or three times! Do you think you still have a conscience!"
"Cough, cough, cough," Nangong Yan was so dizzy from Xia Mo's shaking, she pretended to be small and begged for mercy, "I was wrong, I was wrong, please stop making trouble, I know I'm wrong, so it's okay, brother Xia Mo Xia!"
At the end of Xia, the person whose cheeks were flushed when he loosened his cough, looked at Nangong Yan who looked ashamed and repentant, and pretended to be pitiful and blinked his eyes, but it was quite soft-hearted.Helpless.Thinking about it now, I feel that I was a little nervous last night.
Knowing that Nangong Yan went out with Xu Weikuan, she would definitely be sent back intact by that man, but at that time, she was also in a hurry. After all, after getting along for so long, it was the first time that Nangong Yan did not return home at night.I was worried that something might happen to this idiot roommate, but I couldn't get through the phone. If I didn't know the address of Xu Weikuan's house, Xia Mo might have gone there directly.
Thinking about it frightened me, and finally I called Gu Ang to be soothed. I wanted to call Nangongyan again, but my finger accidentally touched the screen, and then someone showed off the food that was eaten. Weibo came into view.
The end of summer is of course really angry and funny.But it is indeed possible to lock the dormitory door directly and sleep peacefully.
"Oh, Xiao Momo, don't be angry with me, I promise it's only this one time, I won't make an exception!" Nangong Yan posted Xia Mo flatteringly, hugging her coquettishly.
Goosebumps all over Xia Mo's body from being irritated, she pushed him away and stood up, "Don't disgust me. You didn't even say to bring me some breakfast when you came back in the morning!"
"Ah?" Nangong Yan looked at the time subconsciously. It was already 9:[-] in the morning. Breakfast is never omitted.
Xia Mo looked at him like an idiot, "Go out with Gu Ang today, I'm afraid some idiot won't be able to go back to the dormitory without the key and just sit here and wait."
"Xiao Momo, why are you so considerate!" Nangong Yan was almost moved to tears, "But, well, if I don't go back to the dormitory all day, wouldn't you..."
"You think I'm stupid?" Xia Mo turned his eyes bluntly and sent it over, "Gu Ang said that Xu Weikuan would go to the company to hold a meeting this morning, so you, of course, were sent back home."
"Hey, why do you say that I seem to be rejected by others?"
Xia Mo shrugged, "Okay, I'm going out, you have to remember to eat at noon!"
"Ann, I see!"
After Nangong Yan sent Xia Mo out of the dormitory courteously, she pursed her lips and snickered, wondering if that guy Gu Ang would be jealous if he knew that he secretly took away a little of his family's care, hehe.
But thinking that he was almost strangled to death by the angry Xia Mo just now, and all this was caused by a certain man's disturbance last night, Nangong Yan wrinkled her nose and sent a WeChat message.
Xiaoyan: (crying)
Mr. Xu: touch
Xiaoyan: (crying loudly)
Mr. Xu: knead
Xiaoyan: (crying bitterly)
Mr. Xu: Why, the butt still hurts?
Xiaoyan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Xiaoyan: Which eye of yours saw that my ass hurts!
Mr. Xu: Two eyes saw your ass...
Xiaoyan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Nangong Yan blushed and was embarrassed, girl!Xu Weikuan, do you want to be so wretched!
Xiaoyan: o( ̄ヘ ̄o#) is all your fault!
Mr. Xu: Well, I will pay attention next time.
Xiaoyan: Don't bully me like that in the future!
Mr. Xu: Well, I will try my best to lubricate it before going in.
What the hell!
When Nangongyan saw Xu Weikuan's message, look left, right, up and down, damn, that's not what he understood!Who the hell discussed that, that kind of thing with you!The topic I talked about is obviously upright and serious, isn't it!
Xiaoyan: (o`ω′)ノ
Xiaoyan: Ignore you!
Mr. Xu: Good boy
Xiaoyan: Hmph!
Mr. Xu: Be good Xiaoyan, be good Xiaoyan, be good Yan Xiaoyan
Mr. Xu: My dear ^_^
Xiaoyan: (╬ ̄盘 ̄) Convex, don’t give me nicknames indiscriminately!
Xiaoyan: It's because of you!I was almost strangled to death by Xia Mo just now!
Mr. Xu: Huh?because I?
Xiaoyan: It's you!If you hadn't made trouble last night and didn't let me play with my phone, would I have forgotten to tell Xia Mo not to go back to bed at night!
Xiaoyan: Xia Mo is very angry, and the consequences are serious!
Mr. Xu: Well, I will remind Gu Ang
Xiaoyan: What about Gu Ang?
Mr. Xu: Tell him to attract the attention of his bamboo horse
Xiaoyan: (╬ ̄盘 ̄) Convex, you don’t know good people!Xiao Momo cares about me and treats me well!
Mr. Xu: Darling, you are mine^_^
Xiaoyan: Your sister!
If you didn't do anything to be sorry for me, don't suddenly say such words that make people blush and heartbeat, okay?The young master really can’t hold it, hey, but, ahem, in that case, it’s undeniable, it’s quite, very nice...o(*////▽////*)q
Xiaoyan: Well, Xia Mo said that you are going to the company for a meeting in the morning
Mr. Xu: Why do you always hear about me from others?
Xiaoyan: Convex!Are you still dissatisfied?Obviously, obviously you didn't tell me anything!
Mr. Xu: My dear
Xiaoyan: (゜炜゜メ) Damn, don't call me that!
Be good, be good, your sister, be good!You are not too sour!
Mr. Xu: I am in the company now
Xiaoyan: oh
Mr. Xu: Meeting
Xiaoyan: Huh?
Xiaoyan: So, are you having a meeting while chatting with me?
Mr. Xu: Yes.
Mr. Xu: Don't worry, Xiaoguai didn't disturb my work. ^^
Convex!Nangong Yan held the phone with a depressed expression, who, who the hell cares if your work has been interrupted!It's pure dissatisfaction for the young master to ask like that, okay?Every time the young master calls and texts with you, he is single-minded. How dare you play with the young master for two purposes!
I wipe!At the beginning of the relationship, he was on the same front line as his work, so if the two got along for a long time in the future, the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar diluted the romance and passion, and he would have to retreat to the second line and the third line infinitely behind?
Fuck!Tell me, who is most important, work or me!
Of course, Nangong Yan couldn't ask the above questions, it's too fucking hypocritical! (#-.-)
Pretending to be virtuous and saying, "Then please go to work with peace of mind, I won't bother you anymore" and then stood silently behind Xu Weikuan to be the great woman behind the success! Bah, it's a man!That kind of plot would never happen to Nangong Yan.
After holding her chin in depression for a while, Nangong Yan slid down the phone screen, and two shining Chinese characters so clearly and cutely jumped into view, 'meeting'?
As a result, Nangong Yan unilaterally terminated the WeChat handwriting contact service.So, Xu Weikuan received a voice from someone.
Here, Nangong Yan is shaking his chair and laughing happily, hahaha, now he only has to imagine a little bit what the people in the meeting room heard about the content of the voice he sent, and they can gloat and burst into tears!Think about Xu Weikuan's angry expression, hey, it's really worth looking forward to!
There was a ding dong notification on WeChat, Nangong Yan pressed her excited little heart, and hurriedly tapped on her phone to check.
Mr. Xu: I heard you just took a condom out of your ass?
Nangong Yan seemed to see Xu Weikuan's gritted teeth, and laughed secretly in his heart.
Xiaoyan: Yes. p(# ̄▽ ̄#)o
Mr. Xu: Is it because I made it too hard last night?
Hahaha, the people in the conference room must be looking at him with horror and contempt now, they must never have thought that their pious CEO is actually a homosexual and a jerk with a ghostly physique!
Xiaoyan: Yes. p(# ̄▽ ̄#)o
Mr. Xu: Oh?But how do I remember that I didn't wear a condom yesterday?
Huh?Nangong Yan stared at the message from Xu Weikuan in a daze, no, Xu Weikuan should be furious at this moment because of his random behavior or some other reaction, in short, shouldn't we discuss the irrelevant topic of condom with him?
Feeling something was wrong, Nangong Yan hurriedly put away her infinitely imaginary pictures, and anxiously sent a message.
Xiaoyan: Well, are you okay?
Mr. Xu: Yes^_^
Creepy!Shaking her erect hair, Nangongyan continued to send messages with her little hands shaking.
Xiaoyan: Then, are the people in your conference room okay?
Mr. Xu: Well, they are all alive.
Does this mean that he hasn't killed anyone yet?still...
Xiaoyan: That voice...
Mr. Xu: Well, I received it.
Xiaoyan: Then what?
Mr. Xu: I put on the earphones. ^_^
Well?earphone?Wouldn't that mean his perfect plan was aborted?
Xiaoyan: Aren't you in a meeting?Where are the headphones!
Mr. Xu: Well, let the secretary go back to the office to pick it up for me.
your sister!You are amazing to have a secretary!Convex!The secretary is the most annoying thing!
Mr. Xu: Hey, let's talk about the condom in your ass.
Mr. Xu: Xiaoyan?
Nangong Yan remained silent, pretending to be dead.
Mr. Xu: Tsk tsk, my Xiaoyan is extraordinary.
Mr. Xu: Before, I always thought that only girls have sex. I didn’t expect this little virgin in my family to have it too.
Xiaoyan: (゜盘゜メ) Damn!You are less deceptive!Since when did I have that thing?
Mr. Xu: Huh?Isn't the condom in Xiaoyan's ass a virgin membrane that slipped off after breaking her virginity?
Fuck!You are so good at associating and thinking so weirdly, you don’t study species variation, such a great scientific project that grows the shape of human organs from vegetables and fruits is really an insult to talents!
Nangong Yan regretted her mistake and became angry from embarrassment.
Xiaoyan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, get out!
Xiaoyan: The friendship is over!See you in the village!
Xu Weikuan laughed sullenly, and he could even stutter when typing. It seems that this guy really ran away in embarrassment.Ah!Little thing, still want to plot against him?too tender...
At this moment, the conference room where Xu Weikuan is located has already shown a tripolar situation.
Most of the young female generation are nympho, staring at their handsome boss with eyes full of love, wow!A handsome guy is a handsome guy, no matter how you look at 360 degrees without dead ends, he is still so handsome!
Ahhh, look at the side face of him with downcast eyes when he flipped through the phone, ahhh, look at the smiling expression in his eyes when he put down the phone, ahhhh, and he raised the corner of his mouth slightly and pulled out a nasty smirk angle...
Emma, it was definitely the right choice to stand out in the thousand-person election! If I could see handsome guys every day, I would be happy to die. This feeling of joy and pleasure is definitely better than going to a beauty salon for a facelift. It can also beautify the skin!
Besides, young males, you look at me, I look at you.I regret it, I regret it at the beginning!Can they break the contract and resign now?At the beginning, when I heard that this company had a bright future and there were so many beauties, I wanted to flex my muscles here and kidnap a beautiful wife to bring home.While the work is going well, where are you Nima Meifu?
Bloody and tearful reminder to all male applicants, when looking for a job, don’t ask for a good company or high salary. Damn, just ask the company’s upper management not to have handsome guys, especially three handsome guys with rich money and talents!
Now, besides being gay, do these technical guys have any other way out? 〒▽〒
And the last remaining group, the older family members, looked out of the window, looked at the bright sunshine outside the window, raised a 45-degree angle and sighed: Winter has come, and spring will be far behind. what?
This year, it is the rhythm of peach blossoms blooming everywhere in the company...
o(╯□╰)o
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☆, 23
Nangong Yan was lying on the bed in the dormitory and surfing the Internet, because it was the morning when the sun was shining and everything was safe, and all the late-night parties in the various groups had fallen asleep peacefully, and most of the groups were quiet.
Turning off Penguin and Weibo out of boredom, Nangong Yan continued the little game of defending carrots that challenged his IQ.Getting up after falling again and again, attacking after failing again and again, he will not admit that he has not even activated the BOSS mode yet! ╭(╯^╰)╮
Just as Nangongyan was planning to carry forward the inspirational spirit of not being afraid of hardships or setbacks in this game, two messages came from the phone one after another.
At the end of summer: idiot remember to eat!
Mr. Xu: Yan Xiaoguai, I will pick you up in the evening, eat your lunch obediently and be obedient.
Nangong Yan grinned wide while holding the phone, rolled and rolled on the bed twice in excitement, it feels so good to be cared about by someone!Unable to hide her little happiness, Nangong Yan brazenly opened Weibo to show off.
cv Yanyanyan V: How fortunate to be cared by two men at the same time. (happiness)
Nangong Yan pursed her lips, hahaha, now just wait for the comments on Weibo!Thinking of his fans' expressions of envy, jealousy and hatred, hehehe, I really don't want to be so clear-eyed!Now, they must also guess who those two men would be, hehe, what do you want to know?He just doesn't say it!
Keeping a happy mood and walking briskly, Nangong Yan shone like a beam of bright sunshine wherever she went, filled her stomach from the school cafeteria, strolled back to the dormitory, and then clicked to open Weibo, Nangong Yan clicked to open a comment full of anticipation , then, then...
Fan 1: Σ(°△°|||)︴What is the situation!
Fan 2: I have been waiting for my silly mother to show her affection. I thought I would wait until my first wet dream, first xo, first marriage, first childbirth... I never thought that the surprise would come so suddenly (@^ [-]^)
Fan 3: laugh cry!Married for the first time? Brother No. 2, do you still want to get married for the second time, the third time, and how many times?Your ambition is so lofty, does your partner know it?
Fan 4: Silly mom, this message is too much, I don’t even know what to say ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
Fan 5: Σ(°△°|||)︴This is the rhythm of 3P?
Fan 6: The palace master is so naughty, he actually showed off monogamy openly!Does your stupid mother of Pinellia know that you are like this?
Fan 7: Two men?Sanyan silly mother, do you mean your parents?
Fan 8: Xiao 7, you are the truth! Good!o( ̄▽ ̄)d
Fans 9:7 brother mighty!However, I asked curiously: The palace lord's parents are both men, how did the palace lord be born?Ask for popular science!
Yellow dregs: Caring? ... Sanyan silly mother, you finally admit that your IQ is low?Suddenly seeing such an honest silly mother, why do I feel a little dizzy? o(>@<)o
Fan 10: Assuming one of them refers to Ban Xia Sha Ma, who is the other man? cv Tutu?
Fan 11: Is Sanyan cheating publicly?Left half summer right Tutu?Could it be that a third party stepped in?
Fan 12: (o`ω′)/What about my little Tutu?Please don't spray Sanyan powder randomly!
Light worry V: Son, your dad and I are very pleased to see your Weibo. ╰( ̄ω ̄o)
Fan 13: Hahahahahaha, silly mother gj!
Fan 14: I can't stop laughing so much ヾ(≧▽≦*)o
Fan 15: Amitabha, sin, sin, old monk is ignorant.
Fan 16: My abs have grown out of laughter, thank you everyone!
Half Summer V: Congratulations! //@白思心: Son, your dad and I are very pleased to see this Weibo post of yours. ╰( ̄ω ̄o)
Fan 17: Congratulations to Salted Egg cp Xijiang Liner! (Summer silly mother, you come to join in the fun at this time, respect (re) (lie) good (huan) (ying)!)
Fan 18: Daddy, give our son a name!
Fan 19: Well, let’s call it Yan Yanyan!
Fan 20: ( ̄_ ̄|||) The palace master conference was spoiled by us, right?
Fan 21: Sanyan silly mother is already crying beside the toilet, too many fathers, too busy to recognize her father~~╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
...
Fuck!This is insane!
Flip the table!Who will tell him what these comments are!Who will tell him why the development of the story is so different from his imagination?What do we mean by envy?What about jealousy?
Tired of not loving...
Deeply feeling the malice from this world, Nangong Yan left a 'convex! ' After the word, he fled in despair, and he didn't dare to read the following replies, he was afraid that his face and expression would be too entangled and he would bite his teeth!
Those who are on Weibo are all evil! ╭(╯^╰)╮
**
On this day, the advanced math class was still so boring, Nangong Yan avoided their gaze tracking from the extermination old demon, and secretly took out her mobile phone and hung it online.
Click on the screened groups, and suddenly see the group [Are you in shape today] at the bottom, uh, this, it seems to be the group of the drama that Xu Weikuan is in...
Narrator-Yan Yanyan: Bubbling? (/ ̄ˇ ̄)/
Nangong Yan was bored and harassed, but she didn't expect her bubbling to actually blow up several diving parties.
Late stage-6699: ┗|`O′|┛哩~~Silly mother!rub!
Director-Yellow Dregs: Greetings to the palace lord~~
Dragon suit armor: ( ̄︶ ̄*)) Hug Sanyan silly mother!I can't believe Sanyan silly mother is actually in the group!
Planning-Three-layer Pork Belly: (⊙﹏⊙)Silly mom, you don't even sleep late!You actually took the initiative to speak!Silly mother, you are in such a good mood today, why don't you come to the harem group?Silly mother, do you know that the maids in the harem are already hungry and thirsty!
MB-Dan Worry: Pfft!Hunger and Thirst
Narration-Yan Yanyan: Hello!upstairs?Are you free?
MB-Dan Worry: I am very salty o(*////▽////*)q
Director-yellow dregs: Dan Xiaoshou gj!
Narration-Yan Yanyan: ( ̄_ ̄|||) Do you still have to be moral?
MB-Dan Worry: As long as people are salty, don't mess with anything else!
Narrator-Yan Yanyan: Where's the face?
MB-Dan Worry: I was licked wet by my family o(*////▽////*)q
Narrator-Yan Yanyan: Damn it!
Planning-Three-layer Pork Belly: Help me call the silly mother who eats salty radishes! (Cough, please call me Lei Feng!)
Late stage-6699: Help send the screenshot to the salty silly mother! (Cough, please call me Red Scarf!)
Li Hao-eating radish salty: Baby?
MB-Dan Worry: Husband!
Planning-Three layers of pork belly: Hey, hey, blind your eyes!
Narrator-Yan Yanyan: Damn it! ...(___)ノ|Wall
Director-Yellow Lost Dregs: One of the fun things in my life is watching the salted egg CP show affection, by the way, Yan silly mother, are you jealous?
MB-Dan Worry: Haha, don't envy brother, brother is a family man! ~( ̄▽ ̄~)(~ ̄▽ ̄)~
Gu Ran-Liu Li Bu Crisp: The group is so lively today
MB-Dan Worry: o(* ̄3 ̄)o kiss little Liulier~~
Planning-three-layer pork belly: Dan Xiaoshou, you are so enthusiastic about other men, your family will be jealous!
Li Hao-Eat Salty Carrots: Baby
MB-Dan Worry: Husband!
Narrator-Yan Yanyan: Fuck me!Upstairs, you two have enough pillows! Hey!Give me a little fresh Internet OK?Convex (゜盘゜メ) Damn!
Director-Yellow Dregs: Yan silly mother is absolutely jealous!Salty eggs, please ignore Yan silly mother and continue to show your affection casually, you are so cute!
Gu Ran-Glass is not crisp: Sanyan o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブ
Narrator-Yan Yanyan: Crisp! ! !
Late stage-6699: ("▔□▔) You two idiots, do you want to be like this? Why is there a song in my mind~~"Legend"
Director-Yellow Dregs: Emma, Susu(﹃)~→, I want @半夏悲妈, the palace master is hooking up with Xiaoshou again!
Planning-Three-layer Pork Belly: Pia scum attacking Sanyan!Warm reminder: Liuli silly mother will be on the scene tomorrow night~~ Don’t forget~~
Later stage-6699: ヾ(≧O≦)〃哦~ Live!so excited!
Dragon suit armor: I really want to watch the pia show live, I really want to hear the voice of Gongjun!
Gu Ran-Liuli Busu: I heard the trailer, and the third master's voice is really good.
Director-Yellow Dropping Slag: Σ(°△°|||)︴Is Liu Li's silly mother springing up?
Gu Ran-Glass is not crisp: o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o
Fuck!Lurking rivals!
Looking at the conversations in the group, Nangong Yan suddenly lost the mood to continue playing around. She clicked on the three-tier pork belly dialog box, but did not enter a word for a long time.
He originally wanted to explain to the planning girl that he would come to the scene tonight, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.He doesn't even like to be on the scene of his own drama, and he suddenly actively participates in other people's drama, which inevitably arouses suspicion.
In fact, Nangong Yan really wanted to @Third Master on Weibo, and also wanted to tell the whole world that Third Master was his man, and those little subjects were not allowed to think about his man.But... First of all, in the online distribution circle, he shows people the image of Gongjun, and secondly, he is now considered Zihong in the circle. He is afraid that he will suddenly show affection to a newcomer as a small subject, and fans may say The sunspots couldn't accept it and launched verbal attacks.
Although the Internet is a virtual existence, the harm it brings to people is real.
Nangongyan thinks that her psychological endurance is excellent, and she doesn't mind whether it is black or not, but he is reluctant to let his family Xu Weikuan be attacked by some people on the Internet.Pulling Xu Weikuan into the network supporting circle is just to let him get in touch with his circle and his world, and just play it simple and happy.
Nangongyan put away her mobile phone, raised her chin and pretended to be listening to the class seriously, but her thoughts drifted far away dishonestly.
He has been in this online supporting circle for four or five years. He has heard and seen several couples who have entered reality from the Internet.Although most of its authenticity is unknown, but... this shit is something that has to be guarded against!
It's not convenient for him to come directly to the scene to supervise, but it's absolutely impossible for him to leave a pure male man like Xu Weikuan in a place where there are little shoushou everywhere!
They are supporting the show!It is inevitable that you have to experience the plot with your heart, and it is inevitable that you have to substitute yourself into a certain role. What if...what if Xu Weikuan, a novice, falls into it and can't get out?
Nangong Yan thought again and again, he still needs to attend!However, he went to Xu Weikuan's house to sit by his recording computer and listen!Full-time fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-small shou!
(┳_┳)...
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Xiaoyan: Xu
Xiaoyan: Wei
Small face: wide
Mr. Xu: Yan Xiaoguai
Xiaoyan: (︶︿︶) = convex
Xiaoyan: Don't call me that!
Mr. Xu: So, sweetie?
Xiaoyan: (︶︿︶) = convex
Xiaoyan: Where are you?
Mr. Xu: Company
Xiaoyan: oh
Mr. Xu: What's the matter?
Xiaoyan: no
Dissatisfied, Nangong Yan poked Xu Weikuan's profile picture on the screen of the phone with her finger, it's so late that she didn't come home yet! ╭(╯^╰)╮Stretching and squatting with two legs that were about to go numb, she just sat on the ground with her buttocks on the ground, her waist was sore and her legs hurt, so she didn't care about her clean white trousers.
Sitting at the door without any image, with her arms on her knees and her chin lifted, Nangong Yan was so bored that she wanted to go crazy!
sister!He shouldn't have studied the bloody plots in TV dramas on the spur of the moment!Nothing in fairy tales is real.Others ran to the object's house and knocked on the door, and the two hugged excitedly. It was a surprise and romance.He?
He ran to Xu Weikuan's house in a jerk and almost didn't even enter the gate of the community. He explained to the security brother at the door for a long time before he was let go. He rang the doorbell of Xu Weikuan's house but no one answered. He asked him that he was still working overtime in the company!
Nangong Yan felt that other people's children grew up drinking milk when they were young, so he must have drank bile when he was young!Otherwise, why is he so miserable!
Sadly reminded and stupidly waiting, Nangong Yan didn't have the nerve to tell Xu Weikuan that he was squatting at the door of his house for fear of disturbing the man's work.But waiting and waiting, an hour passed and the owner of the house did not come back, Nangong Yan was depressed.Yesterday, I only knew that the crew of "The Gangster Heist" was playing the scene tonight, but I forgot to ask the exact time.Xu Weikuan won't be dubbing directly in the company's office, right?
Seeing that the phone intimately reminded him that the battery was low, and then the screen went black, Nangong Yan's expression (=_=)
Hungry and cold, the autumn wind is howling, and suddenly I feel like a little match girl, Nangong Yan is embarrassing.It wasn't cold in the apartment, but the temperature at night was still low. Putting on the hat of the down jacket, Nangongyan hugged her knees and leaned against the door, looking like a big round dumpling from a distance.
Without time, every minute and every second seems to be a very long time.Nangong Yan stared at the fluff on the side of her little black boots, stretched out her hand and grabbed it, and then, the extremely bored person was out of control...
It wasn't until there were clear footsteps in the corridor, until the lights above his head were covered, and Nangong Yan stopped his movements, that he suddenly realized that the fur on the little boots had been almost bald by himself! o(╯□╰)o
Looking up and seeing who was blocking her light, Nangongyan's little face became even more broken, "Why did you just come back!"
That tone, tsk, don't mention too much resentment.
Xu Weikuan looked down at the lump at the door and frowned, "Why are you here?"
Fuck!What the hell is that tone!
Rubbing her thighs that had been held in one position for a long time and were somewhat inflexible, Nangong Yan stood up enduring the numb feeling, raised her head and stared at the person in front of her, and said angrily: "Young master digested food after a meal, I was just passing by!"
With a 'swish', he pulled off the hat from Nangong Yan's head, completely exposing that dissatisfied little face.Xu Weikuan laughed angrily, "Going all the way from the north of the city to Xiaoshi in the city center? The journey takes half an hour?"
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