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"Brother Xu, you also know that Sasha doesn't kiss me. I lied to her that there is a little black cat here, so she would talk to me. She never sees me. It's hard for me as an older brother."

Front desk boss Zhang Sanhao, wearing summer beach pants and an armored warrior shirt, is melancholy by the coffee machine.

The friends around Pei Xu had more or less minor problems with their family relationship - Zhang San was good at dealing with women in one way, but he was not good at dealing with the younger sister brought by his stepmother.

"Brother Xu, is your cat obedient?"

Zhang Sanhao asked timidly.

"Be obedient, be good, very gentle."

Pei Xu smiled.

During the day, Zhang Sanhao called him and said that he hoped to use his family Pei Jingjing to fill the room. Zhang Shasha hadn't talked to his brother for more than a month. When she heard that there was a little black cat, she stopped fighting and said she would come and see it.

But in Zhang Sanhao's cat cafe, there is no black cat.

Zhang Sanhao stroked his chest reassuringly, and turned his head, as if he had seen a ghost.

"Brother Xu, is this what you said, gentle?"

Pei Xu was startled, and looked in the direction of Zhang Sanhao's finger.

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The Zen kitten bowed on the round table shaped like a plum blossom, and punched with lightning, with afterimages, fighting every guest who tried to touch him.

I saw the Zen kitten, with a paw in the middle, opened the gate of heaven with one paw, and returned to the land fairy.

While guarding the ring, he kept meowing.

"Touch, touch, touch, did I allow you to touch it?"

"Do you think this is the Hongchen Inn? My Zen kitten is not for sale!"

"Withdraw your paws and don't hit me!"

"Calling, fighting, sniping, useless!"

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"Maybe just occasionally irritable, my family Pei Jingjing treats me as warm as a wife."

Pei Xu spoke confidently, Zhang Sanhao glanced at the looming cat scratches on the back of Pei Xu's hand, and didn't dare to speak.

Some people, seemingly rational, have been blinded by kittens with soft bellies.

Pei Xu took a sip of the coffee that Zhang Sanhao had ground for him, brewed it for a while, then turned his head to look again, and found the Zen kitten squatting on the table, spreading its paws flamboyantly.

The Zen kitten is too fierce, and the guests around are cursing and dare not approach it. A little girl went to the front desk and complained, asking why the little black cat in this cat cafe is so fierce.

"It's okay, I'll go and train it." Pei Xu stood up confidently and walked towards the Zen kitten.

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The Zen kitten squatted in its territory, its muscles tensed, its whole body arched, ready to strike at any time.He looked up and found Pei Xu walking over with his pockets in his pockets, sitting calmly on the stool beside the plum blossom table, with his chin in his hand, looking at him from the side.

Zen kitten immediately met Pei Xu's gaze.

"It's so fierce, you have to look like a part-time worker when you come out to work, how can you scare away all the customers."

Pei Xu coaxed, he reached out to touch the Zen kitten, but Zen kitten dodged it with a lightning bolt.

Pei Xu refused to let go, and wanted to touch him again, but his knee was heavy, and a silk puppet jumped onto his lap, his big watery eyes opened, and he rolled over limply, stretched into a coquettish stretch.

"Meow~~"

Pei Xu lowered his head and touched the puppet's head. He seemed to like it very much, and his movements were intimate.

Zen Kitten's eyes widened.

Why, cheating in front of the boss, are the current shit-shoveling officers so arrogant?

Unexpectedly, the silk puppet raised its eyes, narrowed its eyes, and smiled sarcasticly at the Zen kitten.

"Your shit shovel officer, I am very satisfied."

"He's not like you, he only loves Giegie."

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The world of Zen kittens, the fragrance of green tea.

Pei Xu touched it, and before he could touch it again, he felt something step on his shoulder, and the cat's paws ripped through his hair, ruining his already incomparably precious hair wantonly.

"Pei Jingjing, come down."

"Pei Jingjing, it hurts."

As soon as Pei Xu raised his hand, the back of his neck was pressed against the cat's back paws and the soft fur on its belly. Kitten Zen patted his paws like crazy, meowing heart-piercingly.

Do not keep male virtues!Do not keep male virtues!Make you disobedient to masculinity!

I’m still here, I’m like other kittens, do you turn around and suck other kittens after I’m gone?

Suck me after sucking other kittens, disgusting!

From day to day, from time to time, eating from the bowl and looking into the pot,

I will make you disobedient to masculinity!

Do you really think that our little cats don’t carry clump blades when they go out? !

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Seeing this, the little girl who complained at the front desk cried and asked Zhang Sanhao: "Shopkeeper, is your cat sick?"

Zhang Sanhao pondered for a while, then said:

"I'm not sick, it's just that my wife usually reacts when she sees her husband promiscuous outside, you understand?"

The little girl sniffed her nose, half understanding.

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I've been single for a long time, and I can make up ten thousand-character essays just by looking at a cat, sin, sin.

Amitabha, the six roots are pure, form is emptiness, and emptiness is form.

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Zen Kitty has changed his mind. He feels that if he comes, he will be at ease. Since Pei Xu can come to the place where the kittens gather to be a butterfly, then Zen Kitten can also make a fortune with his sexy cat fist.

After beating the puppet violently and becoming the top card of cat cafe violence, Zen Kitten successfully transformed.

He nimbly jumped onto the table and approached a little girl who looked only eight or nine years old.

The child with cute braids was sitting obediently by the side. Seeing the Zen kitten coming, he didn't hide.

The Zen kitten lay down in front of her, with big innocent eyes open, showing its soft belly, and its tail flicked.

"Can I touch you?" The little girl smiled shyly.

"Meow~" The Zen kitten hooked its paws and rolled over.

I don’t know, before our Zen kitten debut, we specialized in Zen kitten seduction.

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"Brother Xu, are you okay?"

Zhang Sanhao looked at Pei Xu whose clothes were full of scratches, hesitated for a long time, and said.

Unexpectedly, Pei Xu was staring at his palm with focused eyes, and when Zhang Sanhao was nervous about whether the Zen kitten had been scratched by Brother Xu, Pei Xu suddenly smiled happily:

"My family, Pei Jingjing, caught me because they loved me."

Zhang Sanhao stretched his neck to look, and found the scratch on Pei Xu's palm, crooked like a heart shape.

"Pei Jingjing must like me."

"What brand of dried fish should I use when I confess my love in the future?"

Pei Xu was nagging.

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Zhang Sanhao picked up the phone and dialed silently:

It's over, it's over, ambulance, someone here is crazy.

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"Which one is your most expensive cat snack? Give me a bag. I'll go to Pei Jingjing to apologize."

Pei Xu sat in front of the stage and asked.

When he said that, Zhang Sanhao felt that the words were very familiar.

Zhang Sanhao frowned, took out the most expensive canned cat food, and when Pei Xu walked away, he suddenly remembered.

This is exactly the same as the scene where his father was holding a keyboard and calling at his mother's door.

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Pei Xu was a little nervous, more serious than when he was giving a speech on stage. He avoided countless kittens who were winking at him, went around and found his black group.

He approached, and just about to make a sound, he saw his Zen kitten, lying on the table, with its paws out and its belly open, being sucked by others.

click -

Pei Xu tightened his palms and crushed the canned cat shell.

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My cat cheated and of course I chose to forgive him.

Pei Xu analyzed the little cat's behavior with his mind that has studied astrophysics and other profound human mysteries.

Pei Jingjing must have been forced to do so. This is a cat cafe, and the working cat has to fight at work. Of course, I choose to forgive him.

Pei Xu raised his eyes, and Pei Jingjing rolled on the table, holding the little girl's hand with his claws, rubbing his head back and forth.

Pei Jingjing must be tempted by food, after all, this is a greedy cat, if there is food...

Pei Xu lowered his head and found that the little girl had nothing in her hands, no toys, cat teasers, or snacks.

Pei Jingjing must have made a mistake. In fact, Pei Jingjing wanted to ask him to act like a baby, but ended up going to the wrong door. If there is a reason...

Pei Xu thought about the similarities between himself and the little girl.

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Maybe it's the rising sun at nine o'clock full of youth in the motherland?

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"Meow~"

The Zen kitten opened its eyes and was having fun with the little girl when someone picked up the back of its neck suddenly and its four paws flew into the air.

He was stunned for a moment, before he finished using the seduction technique he learned from the little vixen, he heard someone behind him mutter:

"Not keeping cat morals."

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After the founding of the People's Republic of China, they were not allowed to become elites, so Chen Vinegars shut up quickly.

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The Zen kitten backhanded its paw, instead of scratching the back, it fell into the crook of the arm and was hugged.

"Sorry, this kitten was temporarily requisitioned by its owner." Pei Xu smiled and said to the little girl.

After finishing speaking, he strode into a separate tea room and closed the door. The Zen kitten patted Pei Xu's face with his paw, but was pressed against the door by someone, leaving his body suspended in the air.

I'm going, this exciting pose.

Kitten Zen was so frightened that he kicked Pei Xu with his hind legs, only to see the young master leaning over with sullen eyes, refusing to suck him, but just took his chin and poked Kitten Zen hard on the forehead.

“尊老爱幼，逮着中间就可劲揍是吧？”

Pei Xu's voice was full of helplessness, and also a little sullen.

Pay attention to vocabulary, be rigorous, not in the middle, just for you.

Zen kitten is very tough, he is even better in momentum, his eyes are cold, piercing Pei Xu with the contempt of the king.

"You are a house cat, I can only touch it by myself, what does it mean to let others suck it, I don't know what is good or bad."

Pei Xu lowered his eyes and glanced at the seductive belly of the Zen kitten, his mood gradually darkened.

Zen Kitty's heart moved, feeling that this scene seemed familiar.

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Why, even if you become a kitten, can you still not escape the curse of jealousy and pinching your waist?

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"Haven't you received cat moral education since you grew up? I'll teach you a lesson."

Pei Xu hugged the Zen kitten, leaned his back against the door panel, sat at the door, put the Zen kitten on his lap, restrained the struggling kitten, and started the small lecture on Pei Xu's cat virtue.

"As a domestic cat, you must strictly implement the five principles of returning home when you have a home, loving when you have an owner, avoiding suspicions, being gentle with others, letting pets and sucking."

Pei Xu tapped the tip of Zen Kitty's nose and said seriously.

"Master is happy to lie down and be petted. No beating, no biting, no getting too close to outsiders, no yelling in the middle of the night, no urinating anywhere, no looking for a little female cat..."

Pei Xu poked Zen Kitty back and forth, and he didn't focus his sight until the tail ring on his tail was touched.

always feel weird...

Zen kitten was very awkward. He twisted his body and was held down by Pei Xu. The man suddenly bent down and sucked on him.

Really, it's weird, it's like being watched by someone, as if doing something shy with someone secretly, it's weird to be sucked.

Kitten Zen narrowed his eyes. He pressed Pei Xu's forehead with his paws, and Pei Xu rubbed his ears again.

"Meow~~"

Zen Kitten narrowed his eyes and let out a comfortable cry. Just as he was about to surrender, he suddenly noticed where the strange feeling came from.

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On the shelf at the far end of the room, there were three young kittens squatting in a small group, motionless, staring at Pei Xu and Zen kitten intently and thirsty for knowledge.

"Meow, is this what it looks like when it is sucked by a cat, but it looks very comfortable."

"Wow, I'm so shy that I dare not look at it, where is it going now?"

"Ah, my mother won't let me watch this, talking about sex."

"Shouldn't we look at it? The little black cat must be very shy to be seen, but we can't get out, the door is sealed."

"Being forced to watch a cat-sucking instructional video, oops, it's really hard to beat Amway."

"Meow, meow, the little black cat seems to have found us."

The three kitten balls are all white and blended into the wall. They opened their small round eyes, and they were cautious and motionless.

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Zen Kitty's mind was blank, and tears welled up.

Zen Kitty's innocence, really gone.

Is the next step to destroy the corpse?